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Mi Familia
ML- WIFEY! She makes me happy!
Anony- Annie! Dis be de shit right hur. Love her like a... bestie!
Maggie- My lil sis... Hehe.
xJamx- Jameh! OK so this be my brit hoe. She be pimpin it yo.
Billa_Loves_Skittles - Skits! Mai lurve! *snuggles* Tis my Canadian love. :D
Toki88 - My master when I go all ghost kitty on yo ass. :P
Lady Timalda - O.O Did I spell that right Drag Queenie? Idk... but ja. Since she smokes like mucho grande, she has a sexy man voice, so she's mai drag queen. :D
Tom Kaulitz and Bill Trümper: they go to the same school, but have never met. Their school is abnormally filled with an outrageous number of students for living in a smaller town. They’re from two different worlds really: Bill is rich, smart, popular, and gorgeous (everyone lets him know it). He’s walking perfection. Tom is a walking disaster. He’s in the office a lot, he’s not doing well in school, he’s got only one friend at school, and the jocks love picking fights with him.
invisible_tears is a boy who blogs online, and Tom (known as TK_Deluxe online) has become friends with this depressed boy. They talk, they get close, they’re falling in love…and they’ve never met. Tom uses a picture of a symbol he draws a lot; and Bill only has a picture of his eyes as his display picture. How do they meet and what happens when they meet…
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Warning! May Cause Spontaneous and Hysterical Laughing Fits.-MysticalMayhem
Categories: Slash
Characters: Andreas, Bill Kaulitz, Georg Listing, Gordon Trumper, Gustav Schafer, Jörg, Original Female Character, Original Male Character, Simone Trumper, Tom Kaulitz
Genre: Alternate Universe, Angst, Hurt/Comfort, Twincest - Not Related
Main Pairing: Gustav/Georg, Tom/Bill
Side Pairing: None
Warnings: Abuse, Adult Content, Minor Character Death, Non-Con/Rape, Suicide, Violence
Chapters: 24 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 38928 Read Count: 48818
[Report This] Published: 01/16/09 Updated: 04/18/09Date: 02/03/09 Title: Chapter 14: Help?
OMFCB!!!! (oh my flippin cheese biscuits)
Well I write the same way so I can't say much BUT DUDE!!!! >.> *bites into choco bar* I eat your choco bunnies on Easter Anony.
Anyway. YAY! I was dedicatededed toooo and and and and.... tomi needs to stay with georg.
oh and billa is adorable. :)
Date: 02/07/09 Title: Chapter 15: Man Whore and Diva Banter
Yes. Yes it is very boring Anony. Shame on you for making suching a boring filler. Hehehehe. Just playing with you hun.
They're all weird to me personally. Gustav with his strange comments. Georg and his.... Georg-ness...if that makes any sense.OK. I'm still working on Bill and Tom's weirdness but it's gotta be there somewhere. I just gotta deveal back into it and find it. Hehehe.
Oh and and and and I hope Tom's dad goes bye bye and Bill's parents get a reality check cause I hate them with a passion of the lord. And and and.... Hi!
Date: 02/07/09 Title: Chapter 16: THE CONVO
Wtf? They're all on acid. Hahahahahahaha. Or at least it seems like it. Sounds like me and my friends online.
Date: 02/13/09 Title: Chapter 17: Denial...Not Just a River in Egypt
-snort-
Georg. Denial. OMG I GET THE TITLE NOW!!!! Blonde moment. Hahahahaha.
-Headdesk-
Ow, that hurt.
Anywayssssss..... I can't wait to see my osm quote and other things. And if you ever see anything else, don't ask for permission just make sure you like, tell them I came up with it. Hahahahahahaha.
Oh I wonder if I can make this like the longest review ever.
Ok well I love Billa and he needs to be strong for Trace. Is it bad that I see him as Trace Cyrus from Metro Station? Oi, I love his hair. And other then that... They look nothing alike now that I think about it.
And seriously G's should be like dating... NOW and then they can make sweet beautiful music together. Hehehehe. Music of moans.
And here. -holds out popcorn-
OHHHHH I FORGOT!!!
-pulls out valentines, a stuffed lion and a stuffed kitty- You can decide who gets what... oh and.... -pulls out two boxes of chocolate-
HAPPY EARLY VALENTINE'S DAY!!!!
Date: 02/17/09 Title: Chapter 18: Nervous Word Stumbles
Aww poor Gusti and his cookies.
And i get the feeling he likes my Flying Monkeys quotes. Hahaha. Its cute I guess.
And and and
KISSY!!!! but ruined. Damnit.
There must be fluffy kins. It'd be like... SEX!!! yes sex but without the sex!!! hahaha. 
Exacly. Its sexy and cute at the same time!!!
Date: 03/02/09 Title: Chapter 19: Diva and Man Whore Glaredown
nice.... really nice.
I was on the floor laughin like a hyeina thingy.
Date: 03/02/09 Title: Chapter 1: The Blog
ANNIE AND WIFEY!!!
THE GLARE DOWN WAS ABSOLUTELY FUXING HILARIOUS!!!
BEST SCENE WITH GEO THUS FAR!!! 
Mad billa! goes with chappie!
Date: 03/13/09 Title: Chapter 20: Run to Love
-sniffles and huggles them-
So fluffy.
GO BILLA!!! 
the hair...
While Tom plays with needles and liquid neon toxins-
Bill has fun with popsicles laced with fluffy horror.
ONESHOT
Categories: Slash
Characters: Bill Kaulitz, Tom Kaulitz
Genre: Angst, Drama, Horror, Romance, Suspense, Twincest
Main Pairing: Tom/Bill
Side Pairing: None
Warnings: Cross Dressing, Drug Use, Gore, Torture, Violence
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2224 Read Count: 2556
[Report This] Published: 01/17/09 Updated: 01/18/09Date: 01/21/09 Title: Chapter 1: Lovesick Lavender
o.o
i wonder what was wrong with billa. it'd be cool if you could do a story explaining why they did this. like a prequel. it was really good too. :)
Author's Response: Haha, the sequel will actually explain things clearer :) It\'s not as horror filled though xD
Bill is angry at Tom and seeks revenge by making him believe he's in love with him. What he doesn't know, is that Tom is doing the exact same thing.
Categories: Slash
Characters: Andreas, Bill Kaulitz, Georg Listing, Gordon Trumper, Gustav Schafer, Simone Trumper, Tom Kaulitz
Genre: Angst, Humor, Romance, Twincest
Main Pairing: Tom/Bill
Side Pairing: None
Warnings: Blood, Humiliation, Light Kink, Violence
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 1599 Read Count: 190
[Report This] Published: 01/19/09 Updated: 01/19/09Date: 01/19/09 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1 - The game
wow... i wonder where this goes...
Author's Response: hmmm
Between tearing down bloody bandages and chasing down pretty butterflies-
Bill will sit among the grassy greens and listen to Tom tell him a story.
The story that begins with "There once was a pretty boy named Billa and a sexy stud named Tomi..."
ONESHOT
Categories: Slash
Characters: Bill Kaulitz, Tom Kaulitz
Genre: Alternate Universe, Angst, Drama, Horror, Humor, Romance, Twincest
Main Pairing: Tom/Bill
Side Pairing: None
Warnings: Blood
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2790 Read Count: 1262
[Report This] Published: 01/25/09 Updated: 01/25/09Date: 01/25/09 Title: Chapter 1: Bulimic Black
Awww I loved it and I totally finally get whats wrong with Billa. The poor baby. I just want to cuddles him forever.
Author's Response: And cuddle you shall. Just fight Tom for \'Bill cuddling privledges\' and I\'m sure you\'ll get to xD
Date: 01/25/09 Title: Chapter 1: Bulimic Black
I would noot fight Tom for 'Bill cuddling privledges'...1) Tom looks way better cuddling him...2) I would never win. I still have you favorited as an author, I can't wait till you right more stuff.
Author's Response: Haha, them cuddling makes a really cute mental image xD Thanks, I\'ll work on other stories soon!
Bill's been on his own for years and years, and that was how liked it. So when someone moves into his house that reminds him a little too much of his past, he makes his dislike very evident indeed... But then Tom shows up, and Bill feels a connection to him instantly. It all seems impossible, but the inhabitants of this strange house are beginning to find hard to believe anything impossible...
Categories: Slash
Characters: Bill Kaulitz, Georg Listing, Gordon Trumper, Original Female Character, Original Male Character, Tom Kaulitz
Genre: Alternate Universe, Fantasy, Fluff, Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Paranormal, Romance, Twincest - Not Related
Main Pairing: Tom/Bill
Side Pairing: Tom/OFC
Warnings: Adult Content, Blood, Humiliation, Violence
Chapters: 19 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 53157 Read Count: 18324
[Report This] Published: 01/27/09 Updated: 08/30/09Date: 01/27/09 Title: Chapter 1: Rosewood House
HAhaha. I love you're characters as always. I wonder when you will update your other stories though! waaaa. I need more og the sirens one. Sooo good
Author's Response: :D You are an abselute star Ascuba, you know that don\'t you? You know what, just for how awesome you are, I\'m gonna update that one tomorrow :)I always love seeing reviews from you hun, I can\'t believe you like this much of my stuff :P Danke! ^.^
Date: 01/27/09 Title: Chapter 1: Rosewood House
Wow. Now I feel loved. And I know to update the only story of mine that you like, but I have not talked my co-author i a long time. We're both excruciatingly busy with school. And I did not know Sessions was updated... i don't think i added it to my favorites! Ahhhh I'm so stupid!!!
Author's Response: Not stupid hun, awesome :P I was wondering, actually, if maybe you\'d like to co-write something with me? I think your a great author, it\'d be fun ^.^
Date: 01/28/09 Title: Chapter 1: Rosewood House
Sure. I've been wanting to do a story with a friend but I don't think we'll ever get around to it since she really doesn't like Tokio Hotel and I'm basically forcing her to do it! Hehehe. I'll e-mail you and we can talk it out.
Author's Response: Awesomeness :D There\'ll be no need to force me, so it\'s an energy saver really :P
Date: 01/28/09 Title: Chapter 1: Rosewood House
I emailed you but I dont know if it was the right email. just in case here is mine.
acelover07@yahoo.com
Date: 03/01/09 Title: Chapter 1: Rosewood House
When's tomi coming? and how does bill and him consumate?
Categories: General
Characters: Bill Kaulitz, Georg Listing, Gustav Schafer, Original Male Character, Tom Kaulitz
Genre: Humor
Main Pairing: None
Side Pairing: None
Warnings: Abuse, Furries, Violence
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2527 Read Count: 77
[Report This] Published: 02/02/09 Updated: 02/03/09Date: 06/09/09 Title: Chapter 1: A Beggining, of Sorts
Hey LADY! I'm bored... No one is online to talk or write with me... *sniffles* can you add me on MSN?
billa-n-tomi@hotmail.com
Bill Kaulitz is undoubtedly the smartest kid in his high school. Tom Trümper isn't an idiot, but he's not doing so hot in school. Tom's parents hire Bill to tutor Tom three times a week. Bill isn't the most well-liked person in the school, but he's not a complete outcast. Tom's one of the more popular students in school, and all he really cares about is his band. Things can change quickly in high school. How do things change for them in their last semester of the term?
*Sequel "Less than Divided by Three" is out NOW!* OMG, GUYS, FEATURED!? -dies 100x- You have nooo idea how ecstatic I am right now. Like, if I wasn't sitting, I'd literally be dancing around. -wipes away happy tears- I know a lot of you tried to get it featured when it was still a WIP. So, thanks so much EVERYONE! -huggles to all while jumping around like a fool-
Categories: Het, Slash
Characters: Andreas, Bill Kaulitz, Gordon Trumper, Gustav Schafer, Jörg, Original Female Character, Simone Trumper, Tom Kaulitz
Genre: Alternate Universe, Angst, First Time, Fluff, Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Romance, Twincest - Not Related
Main Pairing: Bill/Andreas, Gustav/Georg, Tom/Bill, Tom/OFC
Side Pairing: None
Warnings: Humiliation, Non-Con/Rape, Under-Age Erotica
Chapters: 17 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 27692 Read Count: 54839
[Report This] Published: 02/08/09 Updated: 03/11/09Date: 02/27/09 Title: Chapter 7: Chapter 7
SQUEE!!! SQUEE SQUEE SQUEE!!!
I cannot wait for more cause you damn tease had to go and tell me things. So i sends you billa love. 
Enjoy!
Date: 02/28/09 Title: Chapter 8: Chapter 8
*stabs andi with a spoon even after so many people have killed him*
Tomi better lick it all better. Rawr. 
