Membership status: Member
Bio:
a twenty-something swede with a penchant for pretty boys who are way out of her league, but whatever. currently living in japan, because it's totez rad.
she loves taking the piss, bitching, and talking about herself in third person (it gives her a sense of self-importance, but in actual fact she knows exactly how much like every other fangirl she really is). she also likes to refer to herself as a 'space ninjah' because she seems to think that it sounds cool.
constantly on a diet, but is very often found with a drink in hand, whut. if you're really nice she'll make you one of her fabulous strawberry malibu daiquiris.
be prepared for a spree of flail, squee and caps-locking. BECAUSE THAT IS THE KEY TO ENJOYING LIFE, HMMKAY.
other awesome fandoms include johnny's entertainment, prince of tennis, gravitation, and harry potter. (and then there are all the jdramas, but don't get her started, omg. YOU'LL BE HERE ALL NIGHT WITH SORE EARS AND A BRAND NEW HATE FOR SPARKLY THINGS. clearly not worth it.)
she's obsessed with languages, and is almost always infatuated with one language or other. currently fancying german very much indeed. go figure. she also has a degree in english teaching, but she recently realised she doesn't really like to force children to do stuff, so maybe she'll pick it up again when she has grown bitter and sadistic.
oh, and she went to uni in scotland, so clearly men in multicoloured skirts with a squeaky bag and high socks are like, the most attractive thing evarr. and don't you DARE imply that scotland in any way belongs to england. the scots fought off the romans and were so badazz that they made INTESTINES the national dish. (haggis is lovely, btw. *wistful sigh*)
she likes to use endearments, leave über-long analytical comments when (and only when) she has the time, and if you hadn't noticed she also has a tendency to ramble. (and talk about herself. a lot.)
Bill starts volunteering to do the band's laundry.
Tom is suspicious.
Categories: Slash
Characters: Bill Kaulitz, Georg Listing, Gustav Schafer, Tom Kaulitz
Genre: First Time, Humor, Twincest
Main Pairing: Bill/Self, Tom/Bill
Side Pairing: None
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3502 Read Count: 5421
“… He doesn’t know about 815," Georg stated in disbelief. “What person who studies to be a cop doesn’t know about prisoner 815?”
Categories: Slash
Characters: Andreas, Bill Kaulitz, Georg Listing, Gordon Trumper, Gustav Schafer, Jörg, Original Female Character, Simone Trumper, Tom Kaulitz
Genre: Alternate Universe, Angst, Drama, Hurt/Comfort, Romance, Suspense, Twincest - Not Related
Main Pairing: Tom/Bill
Side Pairing: Bill/Andreas, Bill/OFC
Warnings: Abuse, Adult Content, Blood, Violence
Chapters: 47 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 196651 Read Count: 336800
Categories: Slash
Characters: Bill Kaulitz, Georg Listing, Gustav Schafer, Natalie Franz, Tom Kaulitz
Genre: Alternate Universe, Fluff, Humor
Main Pairing: None
Side Pairing: None
Warnings: Adult Content, OOC
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 20360 Read Count: 1337
Categories: Slash
Characters: Bill Kaulitz, Georg Listing, Gustav Schafer, Tom Kaulitz
Genre: Established Relationship, Fluff, Humor
Main Pairing: Georg/Bill
Side Pairing: None
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3317 Read Count: 1172
Tom Kaulitz is downgrading from SuperThug to BabyThug in an attempt to get his life on the right track. He never expected it to be easy, but then again - nobody expects Bill Trumper.
Tom's fresh start is a heartless dress-making bitch.
Good luck, boyo.
Banner by the zesty kireinayorudakara!
Categories: Slash
Characters: Bill Kaulitz, Bushido, Female Celebrity, Gordon Trumper, Jörg, Simone Trumper, Tom Kaulitz
Genre: Alternate Universe, Angst, Drama, First Time, High School, Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Twincest - Not Related
Main Pairing: Tom/Bill
Side Pairing: None
Warnings: Abuse, Adult Content, Discriminatory Language, OOC, Violence, WIP
Chapters: 28 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 161392 Read Count: 73011
Categories: Slash
Characters: Bill Kaulitz, Georg Listing, Gustav Schafer, Tom Kaulitz
Genre: Fluff, Humor, Romance
Main Pairing: Georg/Bill
Side Pairing: None
Warnings: Adult Content, On Hiatus
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 10259 Read Count: 2606
After discovering a potentially dangerous problem following a traumatic car crash, Bill Trumper is left with only one option; a blood transfusion. Unfortunately for him, only a handful of people in the country have the same blood type, one of those people being his twin.
His twin who... doesn’t even know he exists.
Categories: Slash
Characters: Andreas, Bill Kaulitz, Georg Listing, Gordon Trumper, Gustav Schafer, Jörg, Simone Trumper, Tom Kaulitz
Genre: Alternate Universe, Angst, Drama, First Time, Fluff, Hurt/Comfort, Twincest
Main Pairing: Tom/Bill
Side Pairing: None
Warnings: Adult Content, Drug Use, OOC, WIP
Chapters: 13 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 29562 Read Count: 14444
Categories: Slash
Characters: Bill Kaulitz, Georg Listing, Gustav Schafer, Tom Kaulitz
Genre: Angst, Fluff
Main Pairing: Gustav/Tom
Side Pairing: None
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3783 Read Count: 91
Categories: Slash
Characters: Bill Kaulitz, Georg Listing, Gustav Schafer, Tom Kaulitz
Genre: Drama, Humor, Hurt/Comfort
Main Pairing: Gustav/Georg
Side Pairing: None
Warnings: Adult Content, Blood
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 6401 Read Count: 177
Bill's been keeping secrets from Tom, but when he finally discloses the big one, Tom's reaction is nothing like he expected. Angry, sullen, acting out at everyone in their lives, Tom is drawing away when Bill needs him most, and just wants the closeness they had before. With Tom in need of a serious attitude adjustment, this may be the split that drives them apart.
Categories: Slash
Characters: None
Genre: Angst, Drama, First Time, Humor, Twincest
Main Pairing: Tom/Bill
Side Pairing: None
Warnings: Adult Content, Incest, Light Kink
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes
Word count: 23446 Read Count: 7265