Penname: cellardoor [Contact]
Real name: L
Member Since: 04/11/11
Membership status: Member
Bio:
a twenty-something swede with a penchant for pretty boys who are way out of her league, but whatever. currently living in japan, because it's totez rad.

she loves taking the piss, bitching, and talking about herself in third person (it gives her a sense of self-importance, but in actual fact she knows exactly how much like every other fangirl she really is). she also likes to refer to herself as a 'space ninjah' because she seems to think that it sounds cool.

constantly on a diet, but is very often found with a drink in hand, whut. if you're really nice she'll make you one of her fabulous strawberry malibu daiquiris.

be prepared for a spree of flail, squee and caps-locking. BECAUSE THAT IS THE KEY TO ENJOYING LIFE, HMMKAY.

other awesome fandoms include johnny's entertainment, prince of tennis, gravitation, and harry potter. (and then there are all the jdramas, but don't get her started, omg. YOU'LL BE HERE ALL NIGHT WITH SORE EARS AND A BRAND NEW HATE FOR SPARKLY THINGS. clearly not worth it.)

she's obsessed with languages, and is almost always infatuated with one language or other. currently fancying german very much indeed. go figure. she also has a degree in english teaching, but she recently realised she doesn't really like to force children to do stuff, so maybe she'll pick it up again when she has grown bitter and sadistic.

oh, and she went to uni in scotland, so clearly men in multicoloured skirts with a squeaky bag and high socks are like, the most attractive thing evarr. and don't you DARE imply that scotland in any way belongs to england. the scots fought off the romans and were so badazz that they made INTESTINES the national dish. (haggis is lovely, btw. *wistful sigh*)

she likes to use endearments, leave über-long analytical comments when (and only when) she has the time, and if you hadn't noticed she also has a tendency to ramble. (and talk about herself. a lot.)
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Summary:


Bill starts volunteering to do the band's laundry.

Tom is suspicious.

Categories: Slash
Characters: Bill Kaulitz, Georg Listing, Gustav Schafer, Tom Kaulitz
Genre: First Time, Humor, Twincest
Main Pairing: Bill/Self, Tom/Bill
Side Pairing: None
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3502 Read Count: 5421
[Report This] Published: 10/29/10 Updated: 10/29/10
# 815 by BrokenMirror       

Rated: NC17 | Reviews - 4618 | |
Summary: Past Featured Story
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“… He doesn’t know about 815," Georg stated in disbelief. “What person who studies to be a cop doesn’t know about prisoner 815?”

Categories: Slash
Characters: Andreas, Bill Kaulitz, Georg Listing, Gordon Trumper, Gustav Schafer, Jörg, Original Female Character, Simone Trumper, Tom Kaulitz
Genre: Alternate Universe, Angst, Drama, Hurt/Comfort, Romance, Suspense, Twincest - Not Related
Main Pairing: Tom/Bill
Side Pairing: Bill/Andreas, Bill/OFC
Warnings: Abuse, Adult Content, Blood, Violence
Chapters: 47 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 196651 Read Count: 336800
[Report This] Published: 07/21/08 Updated: 06/04/13
A Very Hair-Raising Experience by zeph317       

Rated: NC17 | Reviews - 36 | |
Summary: Gustav gets a little more than he bargained for when he visits Bill’s hair salon for the first time.

For the September 2011 FQF

Categories: Slash
Characters: Bill Kaulitz, Georg Listing, Gustav Schafer, Natalie Franz, Tom Kaulitz
Genre: Alternate Universe, Fluff, Humor
Main Pairing: None
Side Pairing: None
Warnings: Adult Content, OOC
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 20360 Read Count: 1337
[Report This] Published: 10/15/11 Updated: 12/08/11
All Methods to a Man's Heart by fyredancer       

Rated: R | Reviews - 19 | |
Summary: Five things that will not get near Bill Kaulitz's mouth...and one that will.

Categories: Slash
Characters: Bill Kaulitz, Georg Listing, Gustav Schafer, Tom Kaulitz
Genre: Established Relationship, Fluff, Humor
Main Pairing: Georg/Bill
Side Pairing: None
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3317 Read Count: 1172
[Report This] Published: 05/18/10 Updated: 05/18/10
Cupid's Chokehold by Leichenwasser       

Rated: R | Reviews - 1258 | |
Summary: Past Featured Story

Tom Kaulitz is downgrading from SuperThug to BabyThug in an attempt to get his life on the right track. He never expected it to be easy, but then again - nobody expects Bill Trumper. 

 

Tom's fresh start is a heartless dress-making bitch.

 

Good luck, boyo.

Banner by the zesty kireinayorudakara!


Categories: Slash
Characters: Bill Kaulitz, Bushido, Female Celebrity, Gordon Trumper, Jörg, Simone Trumper, Tom Kaulitz
Genre: Alternate Universe, Angst, Drama, First Time, High School, Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Twincest - Not Related
Main Pairing: Tom/Bill
Side Pairing: None
Warnings: Abuse, Adult Content, Discriminatory Language, OOC, Violence, WIP
Chapters: 28 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 161392 Read Count: 73011
[Report This] Published: 03/28/11 Updated: 01/26/12
Duzzy Fuck by knw       

Rated: NC17 | Reviews - 52 | |
Summary:
"Shoot, shag or marry," said Gustav. "Me, Tom and Georg."

Duzzy Fuck

A truth during a drinking game could open the way to something wonderful for Bill and Georg, but how's Tom going to take it?

Categories: Slash
Characters: Bill Kaulitz, Georg Listing, Gustav Schafer, Tom Kaulitz
Genre: Fluff, Humor, Romance
Main Pairing: Georg/Bill
Side Pairing: None
Warnings: Adult Content, On Hiatus
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 10259 Read Count: 2606
[Report This] Published: 03/31/10 Updated: 04/10/10
Filling in the Blanks by LittleMrsTom       

Rated: R | Reviews - 228 | |
Summary:

After discovering a potentially dangerous problem following a traumatic car crash, Bill Trumper is left with only one option; a blood transfusion. Unfortunately for him, only a handful of people in the country have the same blood type, one of those people being his twin.

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His twin who... doesn’t even know he exists.

Categories: Slash
Characters: Andreas, Bill Kaulitz, Georg Listing, Gordon Trumper, Gustav Schafer, Jörg, Simone Trumper, Tom Kaulitz
Genre: Alternate Universe, Angst, Drama, First Time, Fluff, Hurt/Comfort, Twincest
Main Pairing: Tom/Bill
Side Pairing: None
Warnings: Adult Content, Drug Use, OOC, WIP
Chapters: 13 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 29562 Read Count: 14444
[Report This] Published: 10/10/09 Updated: 02/27/11
Ignorance Is Bliss by wondering_why_i       

Rated: G | Reviews - 1 | |
Summary: 2011 September FQF Prompt on Live Journal: Gustav has the power to alter people's memories and perceptions of him. If only he knew how to control it... - submitted by subtlemagic.
Categories: Slash
Characters: Bill Kaulitz, Georg Listing, Gustav Schafer, Tom Kaulitz
Genre: Angst, Fluff
Main Pairing: Gustav/Tom
Side Pairing: None
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3783 Read Count: 91
[Report This] Published: 10/11/11 Updated: 10/11/11
Just Like One of Those Movies by zeph317       

Rated: PG-13 | Reviews - 6 | |
Summary: Gustav worries that best friends who finally fall in love only ever happens in the movies.
Categories: Slash
Characters: Bill Kaulitz, Georg Listing, Gustav Schafer, Tom Kaulitz
Genre: Drama, Humor, Hurt/Comfort
Main Pairing: Gustav/Georg
Side Pairing: None
Warnings: Adult Content, Blood
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 6401 Read Count: 177
[Report This] Published: 12/27/11 Updated: 12/27/11
The Possession Principle by fyredancer       

Rated: NC17 | Reviews - 94 | |
Summary:
The Possession Principle

Bill's been keeping secrets from Tom, but when he finally discloses the big one, Tom's reaction is nothing like he expected. Angry, sullen, acting out at everyone in their lives, Tom is drawing away when Bill needs him most, and just wants the closeness they had before. With Tom in need of a serious attitude adjustment, this may be the split that drives them apart.
Categories: Slash
Characters: None
Genre: Angst, Drama, First Time, Humor, Twincest
Main Pairing: Tom/Bill
Side Pairing: None
Warnings: Adult Content, Incest, Light Kink
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 23446 Read Count: 7265

[Report This] Published: 12/28/10 Updated: 12/30/10