Hey, I’m Emily.

There’s really nothing particularly interesting to say about me…

Umm, I really like fan fiction =).

Georg/Gustav
Georg/Tom
Gustav/Bill
Are my favorites. I don’t really like Bill/Tom just because I’ve already read so many of them and it’s just become like ‘blah’, ya know?

And yes, I’m fully aware that I’m in the middle of writing a Bill/Tom fic.

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I’ve got two sisters and a brother, but most of the time I just tell people I have three sisters, because my brother is a girl in my eyes =D.

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My sister and I both joined the army within weeks of each other, went to the same BCT base, and only lived like half a mile away from each other for like two months. Then she broke her both of her heels  on her feet and I broke my pelvic bone, and we got sent on con leave.

We split up then, because they kicked her out, and put me in a remedial track while I healed before making me redo basic all over again. It was pretty fucking fun.

I’m American, by the way =).

So yeah, I’m in the U.S. Army, and have been for close to three years. Yes, I went to Iraq, and yes, it was boring as hell.

I’m planning on renewing my contract next year, and I’m excited XD.

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I’m single and loving it =) and I look great in uniform ;)

Just kidding.

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I’ve got a high school diploma, but I never bothered going to collage, because I hate being locked in a classroom listening to boring people talking about boring things. I don’t know anyone who does like listening to boring people talking about boring tings, come to think about it…

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I like:
- Music. Just in general. I love music, and I love live music, and I like drinking with guys in bands because they know how to party =).
- Board games. And video games. Except for 1st person shooting games, because oddly enough I really suck at them.
- Drinking. I like drinking a lot…
- Hallucinations. Which usually come to me when I haven’t been sleeping for a few days. I know it sounds weird, but I think it’s really fun.
- Writing, obviously. Whether I’m good at it, I don’t know, but I have fun doing it anyways.
- Reading. Just about anything. Except for Twilight. I could never get into that shit. I think I got four or so chapters into the first one before I was just like ‘ew’, and that was the end of that.
- Playing my bass. I really love my bass. It’s pink and blue =)
- Driving. Really bad. I’m an aweful driver. Or an awesome driver, depending on how you look at it, because I can go ninety in a neibhorhood and be fine. The only time I’ve hit anybody else was when I was backing out of my parents driveway, and that was only because my sister’s boyfriends truck was huge and unavoidable.
- Cleaning my weapons. Once again, I know it sounds really weird, but it really calms me down, and it makes me happy, so fuck off =).
- My buddies. And my family. Well, most of my family. I don’t like my mom that much, but it’s unavoidable in my family. I’m a total daddies girl, and I wouldn’t have it any other way. We’re good at getting each other.
- Poptarts. But who doesn’t like pop tarts?
- Chocolate. Of course.
- Cigarettes. I’m addicted, and it’s awesome.
- Movies. Mostly action, comedy, or horror. I really hate romantic movies. And dramas. I mean, there’s exceptions of course, like ‘Love, Actually’, and ‘Across The Universe’. But mostly it’s just action, comedy, or horror.
- Music. Did I already say that?
- Bright colors. Enough Said.
- Glee. I’m a huge ‘Glee’ fan.
- And Harry Potter. I’m a HP geek, yes. The third book was my favorite, because Sirius Black was awesome, before JK Rowling went and killed him off like a bitch. Remus was my favorite character though.
- Dora The Explorer =) cause she’s awesome.


I hate/Dislike:
- ‘The Notebook’. I don’t understand how other people thought it was good movie. It was so ridiculous =(.
- Grasshoppers. It’s sad, I know, but I’m absolutely terrified of grasshoppers. They scare the shit out of me. Not crickets, crickets are whatever, just grasshoppers.
- Needles. IV’s, mostly. I mean, I have no problem getting tattoos or piercings. I’ve gotten shot at and had no problems, but getting a shot will make me hypervinalate. No shit, no lie, I fucking hate needles.
- Clowns. I’m not scared of them, I just don’t like them.
- Drugs. No seriously. I’m not going to lie and say I’ve never done ecstasy, or shrooms, or pot, but I was never big into drugs. And now they just kinda piss me off.
- Californians. I’ve never met a Californian that I like. They just seem really…you know….Californian.
- Techno Music. Country music. Jazz music. *untss untss untss*
- Really long songs. Like the songs that last 17 minutes and are nothing but guitar solos. I’m cool with guitar solos, don’t get me wrong. But I’m not cool with 17 minutes worth of them.
- Barney. He’s a douche bag.

Oh, and I’d just like to point something out really quick, before I forget:

JUST BECAUSE I’M TEXAN DOESN’T MEAN I’M A HICK!!!! I DON’T HAVE THE FUNKY FUCKIN ACCENT, I DON’T WEAR COWBOY HATS, AND I HATE COUNTRY MUSIC.

JUST BECAUSE I WAS RAISED IN BACKWOODS BFE FUCKIN TEXAS DOESN’T MEAN I AM A STERYOTYPICAL TEXAN. I HAVE NEVER FUCKED-- OR BEEN FUCKED-- BY A SHEEP/GOAT/HORSE/COW. I’VE NEVER LIVED IN A TRAILER, I HAVE ALL OF MY TEETH, I DON’T CHEW TABACCO, AND I DON’T HAVE TEN ILLIGETAMATE CHILDREN BECAUSE I CAN’T KEEP IT IN MY PANTS LONG ENOUGH TO FIND A CODOM.

Anyways, have a great day =D

Yahoo IM: emilytrvr