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Wheel Me, Heal Me is currently on hiatus! It's been hard to get inspiration to write. Apologies, lovelies. We'll try our best to update. Stick around though. Designed by Bill Kaulitz is being worked on now. Thanks for your support, guys :)
Hi, everyone. My name is Jamie, I'm eighteen and I co-write on the site with my bestie, Samantha aka hcimetter. *love you, too, Sammy*
My favourite bands/music include: Tokio Hotel (why yes), McFly, 30 Seconds to Mars, Muse, Sick Puppies, Blink 182, Billy Talent, Paramore, Lady GaGa...
I enjoy watching loads of TV, practically a TV addict.
Aaaaaand. Yes. I perv over Tom's adams apple. Yes yes. ;) Don't you?
Categories: Slash
Characters: Bill Kaulitz, Tom Kaulitz
Genre: Angst, Twincest
Main Pairing: Tom/Bill
Side Pairing: None
Warnings: Under-Age Erotica
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1437 Read Count: 1376
[Report This] Published: 04/14/07 Updated: 04/14/07Date: 03/12/08 Title: Chapter 1: Vanilla Lace
Wow. Your story is really different. And I really like it. :)
(Vanilla's my favourite scent, actually)
Amazing.
Categories: Slash
Characters: Bill Kaulitz, Georg Listing, Gustav Schafer, Original Male Character, Tom Kaulitz
Genre: Twincest
Main Pairing: Tom/Bill
Side Pairing: None
Warnings: None
Chapters: 8 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 7425 Read Count: 15417
[Report This] Published: 09/28/07 Updated: 10/27/07Date: 01/24/08 Title: Chapter 8: Day 30
Another great one from you! I really really REALLY like this one too. In fact, I LOVE IT! ;D
Great job!
Author's Response: Thank you, I\'m glad you love it. This was one of my favorites.
Categories: Slash
Characters: Bill Kaulitz, Georg Listing, Gustav Schafer, Tom Kaulitz
Genre: Humor, Twincest
Main Pairing: Tom/Bill
Side Pairing: None
Warnings: Cross Dressing
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2143 Read Count: 848
[Report This] Published: 10/24/07 Updated: 10/24/07Date: 01/23/08 Title: Chapter 1: You're such a Drag...
Haha, I really like this one! :) Great job!
Categories: Slash
Characters: Bill Kaulitz, Tom Kaulitz
Genre: Twincest
Main Pairing: Tom/Bill
Side Pairing: None
Warnings: Adult Content
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 7833 Read Count: 301
[Report This] Published: 11/28/07 Updated: 11/28/07Date: 01/24/08 Title: Chapter 1: It's not right, but it's okay.
Like 'Out of my Head', this prequel is amazingly brilliant! WOW OMG. I seriously love your works!
Author's Response: Thank you!
Categories: General
Characters: Bill Kaulitz, David Jost, Georg Listing, Gustav Schafer, Saki, Tom Kaulitz
Genre: Humor
Main Pairing: None
Side Pairing: None
Warnings: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2396 Read Count: 2074
[Report This] Published: 12/01/07 Updated: 12/04/07Date: 01/30/08 Title: Chapter 4: My Myspace Brings All The Boys To My Page.
"I KNEW IT!" Bill yelled dramatically. "This isn't a hair extension, this is a HOE extension!"
HAHA I don't know why I really like this line. :) Hehe, so funny. Great job!
Categories: General
Characters: Bill Kaulitz, Bushido, David Jost, Female Celebrity, Georg Listing, Gustav Schafer, Male Celebrity, Saki, T:Mo, Tom Kaulitz
Genre: Humor
Main Pairing: None
Side Pairing: None
Warnings: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 1553 Read Count: 543
[Report This] Published: 12/09/07 Updated: 01/27/08Date: 01/30/08 Title: Chapter 2: Fatty Fatty Gone Quite Batty.
“Hoe, this ain’t CSI!” Bill said loudly from the middle of the room. “This is Sherlock Kaulitz prime time.”
:DDDDD Oh man. Hahahaha my sister thinks I'm mad now cos I was sniggering at the computer screen like crazy!!! Anyway, good job! More, please ? :)
Categories: Het, Slash
Characters: Andreas, Bill Kaulitz, Georg Listing, Gustav Schafer, Original Female Character, Original Male Character, Simone Trumper, Tom Kaulitz
Genre: Alternate Universe, Crossover, Fantasy, Fluff, Humor, Paranormal, Sex Change
Main Pairing: Bill/OFC, Tom/OFC, Tom/OMC
Side Pairing: None
Warnings: Adult Content, Cross Dressing, Light Kink
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 1335 Read Count: 928
[Report This] Published: 12/19/07 Updated: 12/29/07
An old Japanese myth says that if two star-crossed lovers commit dual suicide, they get reincarnated as twins.
Categories: Slash
Characters: Andreas, Bill Kaulitz, Georg Listing, Gustav Schafer, Tom Kaulitz
Genre: Angst, Drama, Romance, Twincest
Main Pairing: Tom/Bill
Side Pairing: None
Warnings: WIP
Chapters: 11 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 24221 Read Count: 14163
[Report This] Published: 12/27/07 Updated: 05/24/10Date: 06/25/08 Title: Chapter 7: Chapter 6: Blackout
AHHHH wow wow wow.
I was reading this and I couldn't stop and I want mooooreeeeeee! Wow. I find the myth kinda freaky. :/
Anyway, your story is amazing. I love how Tom's all denying it yet confused at the same time. Aw :) Can't wait till you update!
Author's Response: Haha, I find the myth so incredibly cute ^_^ lol. Thanks :D
Date: 06/23/09 Title: Chapter 8: Chapter 7: Blackout Part II
YAY :D
finally, been such a long time eh :) Nice update. Hmm little creepy though but nice ;D
Date: 12/07/09 Title: Chapter 10: Chapter 9: Two Steps Back
Yay, an update :D It wasn't that bad. Though Tom's being mean to Bill, D: Hahaha. I'm really excited to find out what else happens. More soon! :)
Author's Response: Yes, let\'s spank him. Thank you :\')
Date: 05/24/10 Title: Chapter 11: Chapter 10: Back to Work
It wasn't crap at all. In fact, I love it :) And awwwwh love how the twins made up at the end
Date: 05/24/10 Title: Chapter 11: Chapter 10: Back to Work
Eh? I'm not sure why my review got cut into half :/ But I was saying that I love this story loads. and thanks for the great update! -waits patiently for more :D
28 year old music teacher Gustav Schafer is about to have his life turned around by 17 year old Bill Kaulitz
Categories: General, Slash
Characters: Bill Kaulitz, Georg Listing, Gordon Trumper, Gustav Schafer, Simone Trumper, Tom Kaulitz
Genre: Angst, Drama, Hurt/Comfort, Romance
Main Pairing: Tom/Bill
Side Pairing: None
Warnings: Blood, Major Character Death, Non-Con/Rape, Pedophilia, Violence
Chapters: 11 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 11661 Read Count: 6376
[Report This] Published: 01/09/08 Updated: 02/17/08Date: 02/16/08 Title: Chapter 10: Chapter 10
:/ Oh man, poor Gustav!
Ah I love this one!!! It actually makes Gustav/Bill quite sexy. Hehe. No offense to many.
More soon? :)
Author's Response: more tomorrow probably :P
"This cannot be happening. I mean, it's not even possible!"
Categories: Slash
Characters: Andreas, Bill Kaulitz, Bushido, David Jost, Georg Listing, Gordon Trumper, Gustav Schafer, Jörg, Original Female Character, Original Male Character, Saki, Simone Trumper, Tobi, Tom Kaulitz
Genre: Angst, Drama, Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Mpreg, Twincest
Main Pairing: Tom/Bill
Side Pairing: Gustav/Georg
Warnings: Adult Content, Blood, Heavy Kink
Chapters: 56 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 286572 Read Count: 504196
[Report This] Published: 01/13/08 Updated: 10/12/08Date: 02/12/08 Title: Chapter 17: Is Home Really The Answer?
I haven't really been reading fics cos I was so busy and I realised that I'm really and seriously addicted to this!!! AHHH :D
More, soon, please? :)
Date: 02/16/08 Title: Chapter 1: Is Pudding Really The Answer?
Squee! The twins are so sweet together. :D I'd really like to see Bill in a bra, actually. Hehehe.
More soon! :D
Date: 02/20/08 Title: Chapter 20: Is Exercise Really The Answer?
:DDDD
Great chapter! Very sexy one. :)
More!
Date: 02/21/08 Title: Chapter 21: Is Work Really The Answer?
Aw, Tomi and Billy are so sweet together :)
And I really like this line:
"The baby did a happy little flip and Bill took the plate eagerly."
So cute! Haha :D
Yay update soon!
Date: 02/23/08 Title: Chapter 1: Is Pudding Really The Answer?
:O
Oh no! What happened?!?! Poor Billy and poor Tomi!
I thought Tom trying to make a figure in the carpet with guitar picks was really cute :)
And sex after having McDonald's... whoa :)
Update soon!
Anyway, kudos to you for updating really quick :) I'm so happy to see a new chapter every time I come on! xD
Date: 02/25/08 Title: Chapter 23: Is Blame Really The Answer?
Eurgh, I hate it when nose bleeds happen! ):
Haha yay I could hug you for updating. :D
And a daughter for Bill and Tomi! Whoohoo *squeals* :D
Date: 02/27/08 Title: Chapter 25: Is Truth Really The Answer?
Ah, poor Andreas. +.+
And so good! Oh gosh, this fic is like my friggin addiction now. MORE SOON PLEASE :D