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One long boring summer, the boys, having dubbed themselves "Team GRUNT" set out to end their bordom, in the form of a list consisting of embarasing and weird things to do in public. each chapter is one thing from their list
Categories: General
Characters: Bill Kaulitz, David Jost, Georg Listing, Gustav Schafer, Tom Kaulitz
Genre: Action/Adventure, Crack, Humor
Main Pairing: None
Side Pairing: None
Warnings: Abandoned Story, Humiliation, OOC, WIP
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 893 Read Count: 769
[Report This] Published: 04/13/09 Updated: 04/13/09Date: 09/19/10 Title: Chapter 1: Item # 1
This is HILARIOUS!!! I almost pee'd my pants from laughing so hard and my son called me "weird". Great chapter!!! I would LOVE to see them do that in real life!!
We were best friends. That's how it starts...right?
Wrong.
Bill and I are best friends. That’s it.
So when the rumors questioning Bill’s sexual orientation hit an all time high, I was there by his side. When his rep decided to push him to date, I was there too.
The plan was simple. We would only be pretending to like each other for the sake of his career. All Bill and I needed to do was pose for a few dates. That way the media would get off his back. I guess I could deal with that.
How hard could it be?
It's not like I'd fall for him or anything. I mean, it's all just pretend. Right?
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Categories: Het
Characters: Andreas, Bill Kaulitz, Georg Listing, Gordon Trumper, Gustav Schafer, Original Female Character, Simone Trumper, Tom Kaulitz
Genre: Humor, Romance
Main Pairing: Bill/OFC
Side Pairing: None
Warnings: Adult Content, Light Kink, On Hiatus, WIP
Chapters: 20 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 113160 Read Count: 22477
[Report This] Published: 09/27/09 Updated: 01/31/11Date: 10/22/10 Title: Chapter 18: Taste Perfection
GREAT chapter! I love the nicknames for Bill especially because they fit him perfectly!
Author's Response: Hehe thank you! Happy to please xD
Categories: Het
Characters: Bill Kaulitz, Georg Listing, Gustav Schafer, Original Female Character, Tom Kaulitz
Genre: Humor, Romance
Main Pairing: Tom/OFC
Side Pairing: None
Warnings: Adult Content
Chapters: 22 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 85795 Read Count: 126405
[Report This] Published: 05/01/10 Updated: 12/20/11Date: 10/29/10 Title: Chapter 11: drunken inhibitions
Oh! I wanna know what happens!!!! Tom is seriously an ass in this story and I love it! Great update!
Date: 11/07/10 Title: Chapter 12: beautiful
Thank you for updating!!!!! Great update! I love this story!
[Banner by the amazing gerda!]
Andy never thought dating Bill Kaulitz was going to be easy.
She didn't expect it to be like fighting her way into a sale either.
With her mother's kookiness and the stress of coming up with a brand new clothing line, as well as meeting her ex, Andy's sure she'd going to be driven to insanity. But then a certain redheaded model comes back into her life, claiming to have reformed...
But why doesn't Andy believe her, specially when everyone else does? [Sequel to 'Assisting Perfection']
Categories: Het
Characters: Bill Kaulitz, David Jost, Georg Listing, Jörg, Original Female Character, Simone Trumper, Tom Kaulitz
Genre: Humor, Romance
Main Pairing: Bill/OFC
Side Pairing: Georg/OFC
Warnings: Adult Content, Humiliation, Light Kink, WIP
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 14849 Read Count: 3333
[Report This] Published: 06/13/10 Updated: 11/08/10Date: 11/05/10 Title: Chapter 4: Chapter 4: Weddings and Paters
Update pleeeaasssee! I'm dying to know what happens!
Author's Response: I\'m so sorry updates have been so slow...I\'ll try to work faster!