Date: 08/25/13 04:44 pm Title: Stir my batter
After reading this story, I will never look at desserts the same again! XD
It was a really good story though. :)
Date: 08/16/12 04:02 pm Title: Stir my batter
That was uber sexy Muffincakes ;3
Author's Response: Thank you! You're so sugary sweet. Keep sweet talking me like that and you just might win a cupcake. ;D
Date: 07/14/12 09:24 pm Title: Stir my batter
OMGOMGOMG you don't understand what a creeper moment I'm having right now. This story was one of the first ones I ever read when I first joined this site on a different account and ooooomg it's SO AMAZING AND I LOVE IT AND I REREAD IT ALL THE TIME! It makes me horny and hungry at the same time and then I never know what to do with myself. And then I freaked out because I never made the connection that this story is by you, and you always leave me such nice reviews and it was totally unfair of me to never leave you a review and I'm sorry and I love you. And if me saying i love you is creepy, then I'm sorry for that too :P
Author's Response: It's fine! It's not unfair at all, and actually really thoughtful of you to see what I'd written. It's awesome that you liked one of my stories so much, and the whole time you didn't realize it was the same melluransa who reviews your stories. XD It's flattering that you creeped on me too! I creeped on you too because I find you rather neat. :3 What's really neat and coincidental is that on the BTK app, my username is Lukas and my profile picture is of my dog wearing sunglasses (his name is Lukas too). So I saw your profile and your name and I was like, "Whoa...what a coincidence." It's like we were fated to connect on here, with you liking the dessert story and my btk app username being Lukas. Whoa. I love you too! :D Please enjoy your creeper moment to the fullest, and let us both bask in the aura of fate that surrounds us. *basks*
Date: 04/03/12 08:06 pm Title: Stir my batter
Read this again. Such amazing word play XDD
Author's Response: Thank you! You call it amazing, I call it derpy crack.... but what matters is we both like it. XD
Date: 02/01/12 05:38 am Title: Stir my batter
o.o Wow, I had no idea food could be used in soo many ways to describe sex. Mind blown.XD
Author's Response: D Apparently so. Thanks for reading!
Date: 02/01/12 05:38 am Title: Stir my batter
o.o Wow, I had no idea food could be used in soo many ways to describe sex. Mind blown.XD
Author's Response: And this was just dessert food. Imagine if I did processed meat products. O_O
Date: 12/29/11 11:38 am Title: Stir my batter
That was brilliant! All the food analogies were so funny and clever! I like your writing style and i'll have to read your Big bang fic as soon as i have the time!
Author's Response: Aww, thank you! I hope you like it.
Date: 12/27/11 01:23 pm Title: Stir my batter
sorry paisty, my parents dragged me off to the middle of nowhere n i had no internet. i think we should go to hazlenuthouse in the nutterlends, i hear they have a good roasting program there
okay seriously we need help with our issues
Author's Response: I love hazelnut so I think I'd go willingly. What a funny half-baked scheme to get our noggins roasted! ....yeah, wtf did I just type?? XD I'ma message you my email addy so we can connect in different ways other than reviews. Is that ok?
Date: 12/26/11 06:02 pm Title: Stir my batter
It made me laugh, and I wasn't sure whether to snicker or get turned on! So many ridiculous food metaphors, it was like the delightful overindulgence in Christmas cookies. You've just GOT to sample them all!
Author's Response: I'm glad it made you laugh! I was going for ridiculous, so I'm glad that came through. How could it not, with lines like, "frost my cupcake" and all? I'm glad you read it and liked it! And how appropriate was it that the real life Kaulitz twins made Christmas cookies? It's like they knew....hey wait a second... Remember I wrote the dancing/medical trial fic too, and Tom posted dancing videos on his blog later? What does this mean?! O_O
Date: 12/25/11 09:40 pm Title: Stir my batter
Wow, that was tasty !
Author's Response: "Lecker lecker lecker lecker leckeeerrr," says Tom in response. Which makes me want to facepalm, because I could have included that in the fic. Thanks for reading and for finding gustatory pleasure in my humble fic~
Date: 12/24/11 03:59 am Title: Stir my batter
Extra big nuts
i mean huge!!!!!
omg, i need help
Author's Response: I think I'm gonna check us in to the nuthouse.
Date: 12/23/11 02:40 am Title: Stir my batter
with nuts on top
Nuts?
Author's Response: Extra nuts
Date: 12/22/11 07:04 am Title: Stir my batter
yay!!!!
hihi, we can be pastry pals!!!!
Author's Response: Yay! Two twinkies in a package, or perhaps two scoops of ice cream on a cone~
Date: 12/22/11 03:09 am Title: Stir my batter
Is this what happens wheb tou try to write while simultaneously hungry and horny? It was good the alternate references to their sexy-bits was anive change from the usual cock,dick, shaft, and *shudders* meat stick, sausause or bratwurst. I really dislike those last three. Gives me the twitches when I read it. But you kinda lost me on the "butter my toast/ stick it in my oven" type actual dialogue. But it was definitely a nice chuckle, and still pretty hot. Great work!
Author's Response: Ah ha ha! No, i didn't write it while horny, but writing it did make me hungry. I went and grabbed a cookie. I did enjoy writing the alternate names for dick and such, because references to tubular processed meat products is revolting to me. Cannolis are so much better. I can tell I lost you with the cheesy dialogue, cuz it was "butter my muffin!" In reference to Bill's prostate. Thanks! If you got a chuckle, then I consider it a job well done on my part. Thanks for reading!
Date: 12/21/11 05:49 pm Title: Stir my batter
you have a sick, sick obsession with food!!!!!!!!
we should so be friends!!!!
Author's Response: Yay! I'm not obsessed -- I just noticed there's a lot of ways you can compare sweet treats and baked goods to sexual things and male anatomy. New friend high five!
Date: 12/21/11 04:38 pm Title: Stir my batter
this was a good story!
Author's Response: Thank you~
Date: 12/21/11 06:00 am Title: Stir my batter
I loved it and never laughed so hard before. I'll never look at an oreo or cupcake the same way :P hahahaha.
Great Job :)
Author's Response: Thanks! I'm glad you liked it. Yay for Bill's oreo ass? Yay!
Date: 12/20/11 11:57 pm Title: Stir my batter
OMG loved it!!!
Author's Response: Yay! Glad you did.
Author's Response: Yay! Glad you did.
Date: 12/20/11 10:35 pm Title: Stir my batter
Aw, this was crazy! I never imagined there could be that many food-related euphemisms and figures of speech. I think you nailed them all! Loved the end how Bill could still be hungry for a pudding cup!
Author's Response: XD Man. No, I forgot some. I didn't mention whipped cream at all, nor ice cream. The pudding cup.... there's a story behind that. Ahh... I'm so weird. Thanks for reading, darling~
Date: 12/20/11 09:13 pm Title: Stir my batter
Loved the word play.....and the bill play .....and the tom play LOL
Author's Response: And I love you for reading. Thanks!