Penname: cellardoor [Contact]
Real name: L

Member Since: 04/11/11
Membership status: Member
Bio:
a twenty-something swede with a penchant for pretty boys who are way out of her league, but whatever. currently living in japan, because it's totez rad.

she loves taking the piss, bitching, and talking about herself in third person (it gives her a sense of self-importance, but in actual fact she knows exactly how much like every other fangirl she really is). she also likes to refer to herself as a 'space ninjah' because she seems to think that it sounds cool.

constantly on a diet, but is very often found with a drink in hand, whut. if you're really nice she'll make you one of her fabulous strawberry malibu daiquiris.

be prepared for a spree of flail, squee and caps-locking. BECAUSE THAT IS THE KEY TO ENJOYING LIFE, HMMKAY.

other awesome fandoms include johnny's entertainment, prince of tennis, gravitation, and harry potter. (and then there are all the jdramas, but don't get her started, omg. YOU'LL BE HERE ALL NIGHT WITH SORE EARS AND A BRAND NEW HATE FOR SPARKLY THINGS. clearly not worth it.)

she's obsessed with languages, and is almost always infatuated with one language or other. currently fancying german very much indeed. go figure. she also has a degree in english teaching, but she recently realised she doesn't really like to force children to do stuff, so maybe she'll pick it up again when she has grown bitter and sadistic.

oh, and she went to uni in scotland, so clearly men in multicoloured skirts with a squeaky bag and high socks are like, the most attractive thing evarr. and don't you DARE imply that scotland in any way belongs to england. the scots fought off the romans and were so badazz that they made INTESTINES the national dish. (haggis is lovely, btw. *wistful sigh*)

she likes to use endearments, leave über-long analytical comments when (and only when) she has the time, and if you hadn't noticed she also has a tendency to ramble. (and talk about herself. a lot.)