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Bio:
My name is Kayla Mercer. I don't care about internet safety. I meet people I meet on the internet, I give out my phone number and address, I am generally an unsafe person. I could care less though, because everything happens for a reason. I live my life the way I live it and deal with the consequences as they come. I don't think anyone could ever be more perfect for me than Bill Kaulitz-Trümper. Thursday, August 28th 2008 at 8pm proved that to me. I am proud to say that Bill Kaulitz officially knows who I am. I'll ever let go of that.
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Categories: Het
Characters: Bill Kaulitz, Georg Listing, Gustav Schafer, Original Female Character, Original Male Character, Simone Trumper, Tom Kaulitz
Genre: Drama, Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Romance
Main Pairing: Bill/OFC
Side Pairing: None
Warnings: Adult Content, Violence
Chapters: 7 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 18883 Read Count: 4248
[Report This] Published: 07/04/08 Updated: 09/12/09Date: 07/09/08 Title: Chapter 4: He can Sing?
i loved it. more soon please. when are jess and bill finally going to get over it and make out or something? :P
Author's Response: LOL Well, it will take some time =P It makes the story more interesting if I keep them going at eachother\'s throats lol But it will come ^_^ Im glad you liked it xD More will come ^_^
Categories: Het
Characters: Andreas, Bill Kaulitz, Georg Listing, Gordon Trumper, Gustav Schafer, Original Female Character, Original Male Character, Tom Kaulitz
Genre: Action/Adventure, Alternate Universe, Drama, Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Paranormal, PWP/Lemon, Romance, Suspense
Main Pairing: Bill/OFC, Georg/OFC, Gustav/OFC, Tom/OFC
Side Pairing: None
Warnings: Abandoned Story, Adult Content, Blood, Major Character Death, Non-Con/Rape, Under-Age Erotica, Violence
Chapters: 31 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 150374 Read Count: 12470
[Report This] Published: 07/06/08 Updated: 01/19/09Date: 01/01/09 Title: Chapter 2: A Promise Made...
Bahaha... I enjoyed the Camman... CAMMMMAANNNNNNNNN! I was saying it along with them. I felt retarded to do it though. Be prepared for more reviews.
Author's Response: HAHAHA it\'s okay, you\'re not retarded :)
my best friend came up with it and its partly why i put it in the story (because she uses it on me all the time).
So you\'re just about as sane as she is :)
And i am very glad you like the story :D
Date: 01/01/09 Title: Chapter 3: Stereotypical
LOL. CAMMMANNNNNNNN! poor andreas... well... and everyone else.
Author's Response: LMAO im guessing you like my saying :)
Date: 01/01/09 Title: Chapter 4: Always
hell, if I get my very own Bill Kaulitz for reviewing, I am all about reviewing... But can I have dreadlock!Bill?
Author's Response: LOL well i\'ll give you a dreadheaded Bill for every chapter you review xD
Date: 01/22/09 Title: Chapter 6: What If I Never Told You I Was Afraid To Cry?
HOLY JESUS. I LOVE THAT EPISODE OF DEGRASSI. JESSIE = PERFECT AT IMMITATING CRAIG. :D
Author's Response: HAHAH I know, that episode makes me dieeee!! xD
Date: 01/22/09 Title: Chapter 8: Unbreakable
CAMMMMANNNNN OR I'LL HIT YOU WITH A FISHHHHHHH!
Author's Response: LMFAOOO you have no idea how many times i\'ve heard that in real life O_o
Date: 01/22/09 Title: Chapter 12: Thanks For the Memories
“What? You met a blonde kid who’s your uncle and you chased a salsa stand with a turkey?”
Bill would say that.
Author's Response: LMAO xD
Date: 01/23/09 Title: Chapter 18: Viva La Vida, Because You Only Live Once
Degrassi Season 4 Premiere. The Ghost In The Machine. Paige gets into the frat party to get to Dean.
I love you for loving Degrassi. You should go to www.degrassi-boards.com and sign up. I'm Bill Kaulitz there. It's amazing :D
Author's Response: :O OMG isn\'t that the episode she backs up Spinner\'s car into Deans and then Spinner gets charged for it?
I love you for love Degrassi too!! xD I\'ll definitely check out the website :)
Date: 01/24/09 Title: Chapter 29: The Hunted
oh my god. that is all i have to say.
you never see anything like THAT on degrassi... except for maybe when Rick shot Jimmy.
Author's Response: LOL yeah... i don\'t think you\'d see kids beating each other with cheese graters in Degrassi xD
Glad you liked the chapterr :)
Date: 01/24/09 Title: Chapter 30: One Is The Lonliest Number
-speechless-
Author's Response: :D
Date: 01/24/09 Title: Chapter 31: You Can Sit Beside Me When the World Comes Down
Honestly, they are underdeveloped. But I think that makes things a little more interesting for this type of story, learning things as you read. If you were to go back and do any editing, I would say go back and put in more imagery and descriptions and such.
But I loved the chapter and I hope you update again soon. My twin (StixSpaztic) never stops raving about this and I want to see where it goes.
Author's Response: Honestly, I have to agree with you there. I was always worried I didn\'t elaborate too much on their personalities. I\'m going to have to concentrate more on the before I end the story. Thank you, thank you, thank you for being honest. xD I seriously appreciate it. And I also agree on the editing part. Though I was thinking about finishing the story first then going back and editing each chapter, maybe add or take out a few things ect. just so i won\'t get confused with the beginning and the end of the story. :P
I\'ll try my hardest to update ASAP! I\'m glad my fans are spreading the word about my story xD I feel so loved! LMAO!! :D
Categories: Slash
Characters: Bill Kaulitz, Georg Listing, Gustav Schafer, Tom Kaulitz
Genre: Fluff, Humor, Romance, Twincest
Main Pairing: Tom/Bill
Side Pairing: None
Warnings: Adult Content
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1652 Read Count: 727
[Report This] Published: 08/02/08 Updated: 08/02/08Date: 08/27/08 Title: Chapter 1: Shut Up And Drive
It was cute. It made me smile :D
She fell in love with their music ever since she heard them. She fell in love with him ever since she saw him.
Aubrey get's lucky enough to land tickets and backstage passes to Tokio Hotel's concert in Dallas, TX.
Just one little concert will change her life dramatically...
Categories: Het
Characters: Bill Kaulitz, David Jost, Georg Listing, Gustav Schafer, Original Female Character, Original Male Character, Saki, Tom Kaulitz
Genre: Drama, Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Romance, Song Fic
Main Pairing: Bill/OFC, Tom/OFC
Side Pairing: None
Warnings: None
Chapters: 7 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 8960 Read Count: 1644
[Report This] Published: 08/08/08 Updated: 02/12/09Date: 08/10/08 Title: Chapter 1: SUPRISE!
hahah, BUT I WANT OLI SYKES! -reviews like a mad woman-
i will earn the oli.
Author's Response: I will share him for one night and one night only XD he he glad youlike it
Date: 08/10/08 Title: Chapter 2: ANOTHER meet and greet!?
I vote Bill. And yes, I did hear Saki got fired. :O
Author's Response: CORRECT! it was Bill who threw the pillow, I know I\\\'m so sad I hope it\\\'s just a rumor....
Date: 08/14/08 Title: Chapter 3: On the road again!
.. idk who kyle burns is. i still want oli! and YAY you updated! haha, i can't wait for more girly! p.s. you should go to the houston concert too. :D
Author's Response: He\'s the drummer of Forever the Sickest Kids :D Glad you liked this chapter. the next one\'s gonna be kinda cheesey though....
Categories: Slash
Characters: Bill Kaulitz, Gustav Schafer
Genre: PWP/Lemon
Main Pairing: Gustav/Self
Side Pairing: None
Warnings: Adult Content
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 736 Read Count: 588
[Report This] Published: 08/12/08 Updated: 08/12/08Date: 11/19/08 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
LOLWUT?!?! Spongstav ftw.
Makes me think of Spongebob.
Oh dear. Your next mission.
Spongebill.
Author's Response: Haha, with the same sponge? ;P
Date: 11/19/08 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
YES THE SAME SPONGE. GUSTONGEBILL
SPONGEBILLSTAV.
There. That works.
Author's Response: Haha! Sure it does xD
Categories: Slash
Characters: Bill Kaulitz, Tom Kaulitz
Genre: Fluff, Humor, Twincest
Main Pairing: Tom/Bill
Side Pairing: None
Warnings: Adult Content
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1043 Read Count: 681
[Report This] Published: 09/02/08 Updated: 09/02/08Date: 09/02/08 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1 - I'm Still
That was cute. Haha, I liked it.
Author's Response: Haha, thank you! xD
Categories: Slash
Characters: Bill Kaulitz, Tom Kaulitz
Genre: Humor, Twincest
Main Pairing: Tom/Bill
Side Pairing: None
Warnings: Light Kink
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1398 Read Count: 521
[Report This] Published: 09/04/08 Updated: 09/04/08Date: 09/04/08 Title: Chapter 1: NEW BOX!!!
HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAH I LOVE IT! I had a similar idea, having TH find THF and thenclick on the ads. One idea we have is Tom clicking the VirtuaGirl and dowloading it and claiming they should have a VirtuaTom. And I thought of one where they all go into the new Schrei Box and fuck with the fans. But yeah. I loved it, especially the whole Bill being on crack.
Author's Response: Thanks!!!! I love it too. XD. I love that idea, you should write it!!!! ^^
Categories: Het
Characters: Bill Kaulitz, Original Female Character
Genre: PWP/Lemon, Romance
Main Pairing: Bill/OFC
Side Pairing: None
Warnings: Cross Dressing, Light Kink
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3701 Read Count: 1361
[Report This] Published: 09/11/08 Updated: 09/11/08Date: 09/11/08 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
Amazing. Amazing. Amazing. Amazing. And Hot. And Amazing. And OMG. Anyways. I loved it. I'm going to read anything else you might have written.