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Cupid's Chokehold by Leichenwasser       

Rated: R | Reviews - 1258 | |
Summary: Past Featured Story

Tom Kaulitz is downgrading from SuperThug to BabyThug in an attempt to get his life on the right track. He never expected it to be easy, but then again - nobody expects Bill Trumper. 

 

Tom's fresh start is a heartless dress-making bitch.

 

Good luck, boyo.

Banner by the zesty kireinayorudakara!


Categories: Slash
Characters: Bill Kaulitz, Bushido, Female Celebrity, Gordon Trumper, Jörg, Simone Trumper, Tom Kaulitz
Genre: Alternate Universe, Angst, Drama, First Time, High School, Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Twincest - Not Related
Main Pairing: Tom/Bill
Side Pairing: None
Warnings: Abuse, Adult Content, Discriminatory Language, OOC, Violence, WIP
Chapters: 28 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 161392 Read Count: 73011
[Report This] Published: 03/28/11 Updated: 01/26/12
Reviewer: bobbit Signed
Date: 04/23/11 Title: Chapter 1: First Step is a Stumble

i read this with sarah pawing at my knees, complaining about her stomach while writing her physics homework with her toes. i guess this is how living with a genius sister must be.

oh and i like your story i guess. there is passion burning in my heart for the characters, but i refuse to pen down more poetry as i am playing hard to get, and dont want you to feel flattered.

cheezits and pressure points. gratzi.

Author's Response:

I know what that\'s like, both my sisters are supermodel geniuses, life has been so hard for me

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Oh fuq yeah Cheezits

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Chins be upon you birch

Reviewer: bobbit Signed
Date: 05/02/11 Title: Chapter 12: Keeping it in the Fambly

OH MY GOD /falls flat on face, pees self

Author's Response:

Why do I ever tell people about you, Jesus

Reviewer: bobbit Signed
Date: 05/02/11 Title: Chapter 12: Keeping it in the Fambly

btw she doesnt have braces no more, you racist

Author's Response:

I liked them puta, tell it to my groin okay

Reviewer: bobbit Signed
Date: 05/02/11 Title: Chapter 12: Keeping it in the Fambly

btw i just peed in your boxers

Author's Response:

Those are the boxers I always leave out for you, never wear them, continue to wear girl\'s underthings, be an affront to God

Reviewer: bobbit Signed
Date: 05/22/11 Title: Chapter 13: Loose Lips Sink Friendships

SOCKS ON HIS HANDS

Author's Response:

Bill: /sobs, tries to open a can of Coke

Kept by Leichenwasser       

Rated: PG-13 | Reviews - 36 | |
Summary:

Tom has a void in his life.

 

He takes a chance on an animal trader, and gets a little more than he bargained for... just what he needed.

 

Bill.


Categories: General
Characters: Bill Kaulitz, Bushido, Tom Kaulitz
Genre: Alternate Universe, CreatureFic, Fluff, Hurt/Comfort
Main Pairing: None
Side Pairing: None
Warnings: Humiliation, Slavery
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 6485 Read Count: 637
[Report This] Published: 07/12/11 Updated: 07/12/11
Reviewer: bobbit Signed
Date: 12/06/11 Title: Chapter 1: Don't You Want Somebody To Love?

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