Date: 04/13/09 12:39 am Title: Anorexic Aqua
baha!
Paco the Frenchican Taco who sings American songs?
OH YEAH THATS HAWT!
But the veggietales...
their un-fruitish power.
**melts**
YES! EXACTLY PENIS BONG
you dont even need a pumpy thing.
just some Mari-juana
i would tell mommies friends...
but they'd stare at me...
like i was WEIRD o.o
im not weird.
just... adorably special in my own way.
yah know?
(:
Author's Response: Frenchy American :) I love him already! Can I get married to him? Please? In Las Vegas? With a drunkened priest that's dressed in drag? It'll be like a fairytale come TRUE~ Haha, you're adorably wonderfully fantasical in a perfect sense! Whoever thinks we're crazy is SO obviously crazy themselves xD
Date: 04/13/09 12:16 am Title: Anorexic Aqua
...paco's weird.
he happens to have a goatee.
and lives in France.
comes to visit every other weekend.
that weirdo... wasting gas.
---Frenchican Taco o.o
I CANT BE PERVERTED!
O>o my computer---
it started playing...
**DUNDUNDUN**
veggietales.
it's like... Pervy kryptonite.
Bah!
all you can think about it tomatoes
and cucumbers. -- OH BABY!
BAHAHAHAHA!
PENIS BONG...
(( it's how you get your penis high ))
HAH!
Get it!
PENIS...HIGH!
like viagra?
get it...
haha?
no?
damn.
Author's Response: Paco sounds like a type of boy that'll totally steal my heart away one night in a club. Then we'll hug and sing cheesy songs till dawn. Damn him and him eco-unfriendliness xD NOOO! YOU MUST BE PERVERTED! Like the Neverland fairies, everytime a little girl says "I can't be perverted", a bunny dies. Bunny killer,grr! PENIS BONG! That is one hell of a joke, dear. Tell it to your mommy's dinner guests, they'll love it :)
Date: 04/12/09 11:37 pm Title: Anorexic Aqua
i meant the put while...
not white.
no racism hurr.
Date: 04/12/09 11:36 pm Title: Anorexic Aqua
Pssshaw.
my dear --
my imaginary still lives with me.
Paco the Taco.
Amazing company... Really (:
---
Us needy women.
gawsh are we ever going to learn -.-
white penises = male enhancement pills.
we need new strains of viagra.
that not only produce erections
but bigger penises.
its like... Viagra + Vialipro
(i looked the second one up BAHA )
SADLY... balls.
do not come with my genetic make up.
and i'm too cheap to buy them.
BUT ALL THAT WATER.
it's just being wasted...
rolling off their hot...
Neked bodies o.o
** DROOLS **
Author's Response: Paco sounds like one sexy mexy :) Mm, with a mustache and everything, yeah? Unlike the rest of the male population, Tomi and Billa along with the yummy G's will not be tempted into boy narcissism. They're hung like Porn stars, HELLZYEAH! Haha, so Vialipro's real? o.o That's so STRANGE! They have penis pumps to make them longer xD Maybe they use it as a bong all the other times :) Gahh-I wish I was that bead of water. Traveling down their chests and *insert erotic description here*
Date: 04/12/09 11:21 pm Title: Anorexic Aqua
OMG!
Kindergarten.
a time when... if your people looked like deformed penises. your mom would still put them on the fridge.
Then your dad came home and was all...
**WTF... why is your uncle on the fridge?**
and you're all... smiley
*sighs...*
I remember kindergarten.
good times.
---
WHALES!
yes..
but then we'd have to genetically make the mens penises bigger...
yah know...
to fit... o.o
YES!
but you'd be all sticky
but it'd be worth it for the shower later.
it'd be great for doing things...
you know...
...
...
...
like washing you hair o.o
Author's Response: Wahh--Kindergarten was a weird time. Kiddos thought cooties were real, and they ran around chasing each other for the hell of it. And people had imaginary friends. I think those people are slightly mental now that they grew up. Did I mention I used to be one of those people? xD Hah, Gentic Science is used on Male Genitalia to fit our needs! You know, since we're just SO damn special :) Aww, all that soap is wasted on hair ._. It could be used fo things...like washing your balls. HAHAHAFUN!
Date: 04/12/09 10:56 pm Title: Anorexic Aqua
Prunes... ick ^^
baha.
BALLS! why didn't i think of that.
balls are on the end of EVERYTHING!
that's what makes them safer (:
--
Are you as perverted as i am because
after i typed that...
i thought "PENISS"
(:
just kindah popped up there.
...
OMG!
^.^
those poor girls
then it'll just be boobs galore.
...
no more skinny figures.
or skinny breasts
o.o
weird.
---
WE COULD FEED THEM LIQUIDIZED
JELLY BEANS!
or gummii worms
o.o
both work (:
...
liquidized... human bodyparts.
(( for when bill runs out of places to bury the bodies o.o ))
feed them to old... vampire ladies o.o
Author's Response: Haha, Penis love :) I read it and was like "Hot DAMN I am a pervy freaka" xD Balls Balls Balls. Where would we be without balls? Well, we'd be very bored Kindergardners :) No skinny bitchs, but fat, whale ones. That's quite amusing on our part, since we shall be overlooking these peopel from our thrones on top of Mt. Everest with Tomi and Billa at our heels xD Liquified candy? Oh la la, sounds like the twins should use them during sex xD
Date: 04/12/09 10:19 pm Title: Anorexic Aqua
BUT WHAT HAPPENS WHEN OLD LADIES
cannot
EAT THE LEMON DROPS!
whatever will we feed our old ladies?
--
besides pudding O.o.
Then they will revolt.
our new world shall be ruined by old ladies---
beating people like Tomi & Bill --
with their WALKERS
-- scary sound effect noises --
Hmm.
you're right
He shouldnt be on any of those health commercials.
^.^
only McDonals && Arby's for our bill.
(( top notch ))
Author's Response: Mashed potatoes and canned prunes can be great for them too :) We can tape those little tennis balls onto the end of their walkers so it won't hurt poor Tomi and Billa. THEY SHALL NOT BE HARMED! *nodnod* Haha, Bill will make half of the world obese if he starred in some McDonald's Ad xD Tokio Hotel fans everywhere will be exploding into their nearest fast food place to please their pretty singer :)
Date: 04/12/09 10:03 pm Title: Anorexic Aqua
YES!
Side-kickism away :)
its like superheroism
except... we'd be bad.
VERY BAD
Bwahahaha (:
Evil.
o.o poor bill though
all anorexic-like
with JUSTIFIED killing sprees
(( people cant be mean to old ladies...
that's just cruel ))
Author's Response: Old ladies are meant to be cherished and given lemon drops to :) Anorexic Billa makes me think, though. He's still quite pretty, even though he has an eating disorder.He should never do those 'anti anorexia' adds because people would start to not eat to be as pretty as he is :) Dear, we'll burn down the city and take our favorite Kaulitz twins by the hand, in order to rule the world. It'll be wonderful.
Date: 04/12/09 08:50 pm Title: Anorexic Aqua
Wowzers i did not see that coming it was weird and i love it
Author's Response: thanks so much! :)
Date: 04/12/09 08:10 pm Title: Anorexic Aqua
xD lol funny shillze!
Author's Response: Thanks :)
Date: 04/12/09 07:34 pm Title: Anorexic Aqua
Hahaha, no worries.
I beg my flist.
Author's Response: Haha, alright alright :)
Date: 04/12/09 07:29 pm Title: Anorexic Aqua
This needs a .gif icon.
Author's Response: gif icon? o.o I can't make one or find one xD
Date: 04/12/09 07:10 pm Title: Anorexic Aqua
*GIGGLES* Well, that's what makes us great and loyal fans. We're putting his needs first above our own.
Just cause our needs are pretty much his needs too, so...
Author's Response: VERY loyal, I might add :) His needs: Chocolate, Guitar, Billa, Sex, Booze. Our Needs: Tomi playing his guitar while Billa licks chocolate off his chest after taking a long swig of Beer, ready for sex :D
Date: 04/12/09 06:54 pm Title: Anorexic Aqua
Exactly!!!
Sounds like a happy ending to me and the end of Tom's fear of heights!
Author's Response: Good job to the both of us! :) We deserve some sort of medal for putting Tomi's mind at ease xD
Date: 04/12/09 06:40 pm Title: Anorexic Aqua
He will make sure to keep Tom plenty distracted by sucking his soul out of his dick to even notice they are off the ground.
He's a very thoughtful baby brother!
Author's Response: Of course! He's the best brother anyone can ever ask for! He's cute, he's pretty, and he has a quite seductive tongue stud that does wonders when he's blowing someone xD What else can Tomi ask for?
Date: 04/12/09 06:32 pm Title: Anorexic Aqua
Which is why they WILL fuck while they are waaaaaaaaaaaaaay up there, lol. To take Tomi's mind of his fear of heights and all that.
Author's Response: Haha, even though he's like 2 feet off the ground, his intoxication makes it feel like a billion feet xD Good thinking, dear. Billa will totally do that, that is if he's not pissed scared himself o.o
Date: 04/12/09 06:10 pm Title: Anorexic Aqua
Bwahahaha! So you see, the twins naked on a merry-go-round does not sound to farfetched now, does it?
Author's Response: Of course not, dear. After all, anything can happen if you're drunk :)
Date: 04/12/09 05:56 pm Title: Anorexic Aqua
They sure did!! Some hotel in America, I believe, but am not 100% sure. They were running like bats out of hell afterwards, even as drunk as they were, lol.
Author's Response: Aww, that's Billa and Tomi for you :) I bet they were tripping over junk while grabbing Georg and Gustav as they ran. The poor G's will have no idea what's happening ._.
Date: 04/12/09 04:07 pm Title: Anorexic Aqua
Wow.
You excite me && like... terrify me.
AT THE SAME TIME MAN!
I worry about you deary.
If you ever go on a killing rampage
leave my cheesy ass outta it o.o
Author's Response: Aww, but I need a sidekick for my massacre! We might even meet Tomi and his psychopathic Billa on the way :)
Date: 04/12/09 03:16 pm Title: Anorexic Aqua
Well, these are the boys that were smoking outside of their rooms in the hallway and set the fire alarm off, lol.
I wouldn't put anything like this past them.
Author's Response: OMG they did that?! o.o That's freaking awesome! In America, their asses would be outta there way faster than someone can blink ._. I heart them so much! My sexy twins :)