Date: 09/15/12 03:25 am Title: Twinkling Stars and Orange Creme Popsicles.
oh damn but i want everyone's wish but alana's to come true.
Date: 09/15/12 02:30 am Title: Orange Balls and Chocolate Covered Cherries
that was sweet but but.. nooooooooooo I do not want this talk i do not want it. there has to be a way out of it.
Date: 09/15/12 01:51 am Title: Sticky Notes and MSN Messenging
omg that was too damn cute. I almost cried when I read tom's note. I hope bill goes easy on him. now if there's only a way we can break alana. like really crush and humiliate her. yes i'm being so much a vindictive bitch right now. Like I want to put nare in her conditioner... 'cause she's diva enough to make sure she leaves it in for the full 3 minutes. and I want to put itch powder in her tampons so everyone thinks she has an std because she can't stop scratching her crotch. I want to put a half-sand-filled ping pong ball in her gas tank so it stalls every 10 feet. Want to dose her coffee creamer with kayexelate so she gets the shits all over her designer clothes. I feel so hateful right now. *___*
Date: 09/15/12 01:33 am Title: Chocolate Truffles and French Maids
oh i feel sorry for tom that he got played, he was so happy. and yay! they finally kissed, though LOL their respective pov's were polar weren't they? I love bill's sarcastic whit.
Date: 09/15/12 01:09 am Title: Annoying Radios and Security Scams
oh fuck... this is bad. this is so bad.
*is nauseated*
Date: 09/15/12 12:59 am Title: Rain Kisses and Barney Sing-Alongs
oh dammit! *thinking of really inventive ways to murder that bitch*
oh dammit why can't tom just see through this shit, like threaten Alana to fuck off and if she tries to say shit to his mom, think of something really nasty to hold over her head? why oh why????
Date: 09/15/12 12:48 am Title: Burn Books and Caramel Apples
aww I so want to kill those groupie whores and ... I feel so bad for Andreas because bill used to have a crush on him but apparently never knew it. What if they had confessed their feelings for each other (back then) how different could their lives have been? might they have been happy? ah so many possibilites.
Date: 09/15/12 12:23 am Title: Forced Truths and Smoking Death Sticks
awwwwww..... just... awwwwwww
but at least we know that Tom is serious about bill if he's this upset and confused,and bill sees that perhaps the jerk-off isn't as shallow as he makes himself seem.
Date: 09/15/12 12:12 am Title: Irritating Invitations and Gorgeous Strobe Lights
I. think. I . seriously want to murder you right now... the bitch interrupted and epic drunk kiss!! DAMNIT!! And why do I get the feeling his mom had something to do with it? Of course she did... noooooooo billa..... fight for your man!!!
Date: 09/14/12 11:55 pm Title: Orgasmic Biscuits and Music Boxes
aww, tom actually almost seemed human. makes me wonder if part of his shallow dick-wadness came from the breakup and I wonder if bill can manage to win vivien's approval? I mean after all he really likes her work so you know, a gushing fan has got to worth some brownie points right?
Date: 09/14/12 11:40 pm Title: Stitched Hearts and Pin Striped Vests
aww this was definitely a better date. he still messed up, but I don't think this was quite as bad as the strip club. though, while trying to defend bill, he certainly cut him some harsh backhanded insults. Still it was sweet that he got into a fight on bills' behalf. I wonder if he would have done that for a girl? I'll bet not.
Date: 09/14/12 11:24 pm Title: Little Pink Bow and Smelly Old Security Guards
man, I didn't think tom would fuck up the first date quite so badly, but man ... taking your gay date to a titty bar.. now that's a new low.
Date: 09/14/12 11:15 pm Title: Lovely Motel Bedrooms and Gay Chinese Indie Films
oh hell, 1oo grand? boy must have some trust fund. But you have to be kind of flattered someone would shell out that much cheddar just to have 7dates with you right? then again, if he truly was the unrepentant bastard he seems to be he really could try to rape bill as "payback" for the dough. lets hope he doesn't. (well I know he doesn't 'cause I remember a little about the story but still... nice! he's such a shallow pig!
Date: 09/14/12 11:03 pm Title: Dirty Underwear and Teddy Bear Kisses
I'm reading this again and still loving it. Please stop laughing dear read, she's serious about the seductive part" that line still kills me,.
Date: 09/01/12 10:12 pm Title: Paris Blues and New York Times
Hay u can't have an end like that!! :@ u can't! They must be together!! :@@ how could u do this to me!!!
Date: 08/21/12 06:33 pm Title: Dirty Underwear and Teddy Bear Kisses
I seriously think u should write another story about this one and that they meet and u know sort everything out :p cuz the ending was too damn depressing :'(
Date: 06/29/12 01:26 am Title: Burn Books and Caramel Apples
omg i love that song!!! i started squealing and jumping when tomi started singing that!! you my lovly darling are wonderful
Date: 06/28/12 11:30 pm Title: Lovely Motel Bedrooms and Gay Chinese Indie Films
ROTFL I LOVE THIS ALREADY!!!!
Date: 06/01/12 01:34 am Title: Rain Kisses and Barney Sing-Alongs
That ... That that that BITCH
Date: 05/31/12 10:14 pm Title: Little Pink Bow and Smelly Old Security Guards
I want a pink bow for my bear plushie it'll match my bow tie that goes with my gir shirt