Date: 01/04/09 08:32 pm Title: Birth and ...Girth?
it is a boy!...OMG Comet Mohammed Tom Ferchichi *shakes head* omg! fine
it's cute Tom being an awesome uncle...
And, possibly, another baby daddy. - *giggles* Oh my goodness! *shakes head*
Date: 01/04/09 08:26 pm Title: Baby Names and Shotgun Weddings
Candy, Mohammed, Andreas, and Tom, and Nena, and Tom, and David, and Tom – OMG the worst names ever. And tom and tom and tom!!! LOL
“You know what? Name your damn kid Candy, okay? Candy Sweet-Cheeks Whore of the Month Ferfuckingchichi!” Bill screeched, his eyes wild and his teeth bared. This was his kid too, damn it all! Tears started to fall from his eyes as he slapped at Bushido’s arm. But as he felt like he had no control, he threw himself into his boyfriend’s grasp and cried his eyes out. “It’s unfair, Bu! I wanna…wanna name our kid too! – awh poor Bill!
Comet! – WTF?! Ok fine in a world where Bushido can get knocked up! Sure Comet works!
“Marry me.” - *giggles*
“His name is going to be Comet Mohammed Tom Ferchichi, to be exact - *busts a gut* OMG *laughs, snorts, whines while covering my face*
He was about to giggle again when he felt Bushido curl his fingers around Bill’s own professionally manicured ones. They shared a smile, and Bill was in heaven. – awh!
“He’s coming…” – oh my!
Date: 01/04/09 08:14 pm Title: Shopping and Sex
“And then Georg was like, ‘I didn’t know he was a girl!’” Tom chortled, making Bill laugh just as hard in the process. Bushido growled, staring at the two teens with all the malice he could muster up, making both of them freeze in their spots. - *cringes* and *hides face* no good *smiles nervously*
Bushido sighed and was about to stand when he gasped. Something weird was happening. It felt as if his little girl was doing back flips inside of him. He was just about to call out for Bill when he let loose a fart, right in Tom’s general direction. Tom coughed, cursed and hit the man before standing and following his twin into the kitchen. - *cracks up*
When they got to the men’s clothing area, Bushido started to remember back when he was ripped. Poking his belly, he wanted to cry. He was so…poofy! – awh it’s tough idn’t it!
“No…but…I’ve had dreams!” he said defensively. “Good dreams with me and Bill and a little girl that looks just like him.” Both Simone and Bill cooed at his words, the woman pulling him into yet another hug as she sniffed happily. – awh *giggles* a little girl who looks just like Bill? *raises eye brows and giggles*
Date: 01/04/09 08:03 pm Title: Morning Sickness and Doctor Visits
“The fuck you are. If you were so sorry, you’d have let me get ri---”
“Shut the fuck up, Anis. I told you, we’re keeping it.” Bill said with a frown, crossing his arms and standing up. “You can be such a dick sometimes.” – Oh my Bill!
“Shut up! God, why couldn’t YOU get pregnant!?” Bushido – because that’s majesterix fic ha ha ha
“Why the fuck didn’t you let me come in you?” He asked, Bill’s fingers tracing little patterns over his only slightly distended stomach.
“Because, silly.” Bill giggled, flicking Bushido’s nose.
“We don’t need to both be pregnant, now do we?” - *gasps* OMG! *laughs*
smiling to himself as he imagined the life they would soon have when the baby was born. He couldn’t wait. – awful boy!
Date: 01/04/09 07:56 pm Title: Drunk Sex and Pregnancy Tests
Deep inside the sleeping, unaware rapper, little sperm were swimming their hearts out, determined to find SOMETHING to impregnate. They were sick of losing fellow brothers and sisters to the cold, cruel air. They needed an egg. And god damn it, they would find one.
They would find one. - *giggles*
Damn it, Bill, you don’t know everything about me, okay? - *giggles* he’s a hermaphrodite? *giggles* and *wiggles eye brows*
God knows I don’t want a fuckin’ baby running around, *squeaks and claps hands*
“Now freaking pee.” Bill commanded as he grabbed the rappers dick and aimed it straight at the stick. Bushido sighed as he started to empty his bladder, and when Bill ordered him to stop he wasn’t sure he could do it.
“Fuck! Stop peeing! It’s getting on my freaking hand! Ugh! My nails! Just…hold in your piss while I set this down and grab another! Damn! - *giggles*
Negative.
“See?! It fucking works. You’re pregnant.” Bill snarled, not even realizing what he was saying. Both stared at each other as the words sunk in.
“Bu…baby…you’re…pregnant.” Bill whispered. Their eyes rolled back into their heads at the same time, simultaneously falling to the floor in a muddled, fainted, pregnant heap.
Bushido was pregnant. He was gonna be a momma and Bill was his…
Baby Daddy. *cracks up* I can’t breath!! *rocks back and forth in laughter*
Date: 12/13/08 01:57 am Title: Birth and ...Girth?
AWWWWWE. They'll make great daddies. :D Comet is a great name. I like it.
Date: 12/12/08 10:01 pm Title: End
OMG .... >.> that was like worth the wait but now that I had this Billshido ... I am no longer insearch of anymore ..
great job
Date: 12/12/08 09:32 pm Title: End
lollmfaowhatlollollollol
Date: 11/01/08 11:59 am Title: Baby Names and Shotgun Weddings
not bad.
can't wait for the next chapter ^-^.
Date: 10/16/08 07:30 am Title: Baby Names and Shotgun Weddings
i gotta admit, that banner caught my attention. bushido dont look good in emo hair - or make-up,. i like the story though. very original! a pregnant bushido . i cant say ive never thought about it, but its sure interesting to see it done!
Date: 10/15/08 07:53 pm Title: Baby Names and Shotgun Weddings
Yes! I have been waiting for this update since yesterday! I can't wait for comet to come! Please update soon!
Date: 10/15/08 07:09 pm Title: Baby Names and Shotgun Weddings
Lol, well I certainly HOPE it's a boy xD With the name they picked out, hahahahaha.
Date: 10/15/08 06:46 pm Title: Baby Names and Shotgun Weddings
twisty-tie...that's the ring my wife is gettin, fo sho.
Date: 10/15/08 06:05 pm Title: Baby Names and Shotgun Weddings
Comet is perfect!! I love it.
Yay!! *jumps up and down* They're getting married!!!!
Lol. The idea of Bu pregnant still breaks me into hysterics.
Date: 10/14/08 10:24 am Title: Drunk Sex and Pregnancy Tests
Love the fic, but that banner almost ended my life!
Date: 10/14/08 02:49 am Title: Shopping and Sex
i have to admit that the banner scared me too but I love the fic so far!! ;)
Date: 10/14/08 02:07 am Title: Shopping and Sex
Omg bushido is accepting the fact he's pregnant and that he's falling in love with the baby and bill...
I loved the fart in toms direction! I was dying! Please more soon! I need to know what happens
Date: 10/14/08 12:14 am Title: Shopping and Sex
Aww! Bushido's gone a bit soft, eh? *haha* That was great. I really like Pregnant!Bushido. You guys rock! =]
Date: 10/13/08 11:12 pm Title: Shopping and Sex
Awwe. kicks & baby shopping. Oooo. So cute. :3