Date: 10/24/08 02:28 pm Title: Chapter 1;; Let’s Cut Him Up And Eat Him
well, you see ... i WOULD go write another chapter, but my computer is being a bitchy little thing right now and the virus that's on it isn't letting me open anything other than the internet explorer thing, and i'm almost done the next chapter, so i don't want to restart a whole new one on a piece of paper and type it into the box thinger for the stories. it will be up by next weekend, hopefully, because my grandfather is getting my computer fixed by then.
and grr , i want to know who gets a sex change , lmao.
-whispers- updaaaaaaate soon ^_^ , rofl .
Author's Response: Uh huh. That's what they ALL say, lol jk. But I have 27 viruses on my computer, how does it let me type? Oh okay, next weekend then.
that's a surprise! (:
*whispers back* okay! Lmao.
I just thought you should know...I got lunch detention :/ but the dude let me go after 17 min. Woo hoo! Lol.
Date: 10/23/08 05:36 pm Title: Chapter 11; His Name Is Matthew Adam...Kaulitz
im bored, so i decided to review again, lol.
i'm like , jumping around and being all crazy , and i'll probably be like this for a while because i super want to know what the next update is going to be like , and now that i read the warnings and everything on the story , i super badly want to know who's getting a sex change o_O , i hope it's not me, because that'd be a little bit disturbing . rofl .
and its driving me crazy wondering if im going to go back to the hospital where sam's at and tell him that i love him, just to see what he says about it all , and i wanna know how andi's gonna feel when i tell him i dont love him >.<
Author's Response: bored? i have an idea...got write another chapter of "The Life and Times of the Kaulitz kids" becasue I'm dying to know what happens next. mhmm. do that and i'll give you a reward;)
oh yes, please keep reviewing. haha.
lmao. hmm...are we a little impatient??? lol. ohhhh, the sex change, yeah, its a mystery alright. ahhh....it could be you...haha...no, it's a surprise.
oh! well, it's obvious that andreas is going to be pissed cuz he really cares about you, then, Sam is really messed up and hasnt exactly been clear on him emotions for you. you confessing your love for sam will create a lot of drama. that i promise.
:)
Date: 10/23/08 03:23 pm Title: Chapter 11; His Name Is Matthew Adam...Kaulitz
Yay ! I loved it! You saved my baby, therefore, I shall owe my life to you! ^_^ , lol.
Update soon ^_^ , im excited to see what happens next. And I really like the name Matthew Adam, rofl. I actually think that's my cousin Adam's full name, but owell, it's awesome ^_^ , your boyfriend has a pretty name, rofl.
And YAY FOR THE LAST LINE ! woohoo. i'm in love with sam, i dont care about his mental problems, hes still muh lover >.<
ooou , btw , thanks for adding mee to myspace , rofl.
Author's Response: Lmao:)
oh I will:) aw thanks!
yes, you are, because I couldn't have you be with andi...
ur welcome!
ok, so my fone is flashing red and telling me I have 0% battery left so in 1 hour and 45 min, I will be home k?
Date: 10/20/08 04:15 pm Title: Chapter 1;; Let’s Cut Him Up And Eat Him
No! You haaave to tell! I'm dying to know who becomes a girl(or boy?)! Next chapter in how many days? Im dying to know whats going on D:
Author's Response: No no no. I don't think so. Please don't die though. You'll find out soon enough. If I tell you then it will ruin the WHOLE story for you. I can't let that happen :D
Date: 10/20/08 03:51 pm Title: Chapter 1;; Let’s Cut Him Up And Eat Him
I saw the 'Sex Change' Genre and thought, I hope I really wasnt a boy. LMAO thatd be pretty funny, not to give you ideas though! ...now i'm wondering who had the sex change, concerns me greatly!
Author's Response: Actually....sadly its not you:( but it will be a surprise. That's not coming anytime soon, but it will happen...and I think...nevermind, I won't tell you what I think because then it'll give it away. Haha:)
Date: 10/20/08 03:40 pm Title: Chapter 11; His Name Is Matthew Adam...Kaulitz
SHE LOVES HIM?! how and why? yeah hes a kaulitz, but but but, *faints*
Author's Response: Yes, she does:) you find out soon! Oh no! Don't faint!
Date: 10/20/08 03:23 pm Title: Chapter 11; His Name Is Matthew Adam...Kaulitz
Oh jesus what's wrong with me? knowing you I probably attempted suicide in a bazaar way, Or I mightve eaten someone, ew :S.
Lol anyways awesome update, twisted, but good :p
Author's Response: Something that's bad enough for you to be worried about it.
Ahaha! You know too well ;) and you might be right. Your just gonna have to wait and find out.
thnx! [:
Date: 10/20/08 12:54 pm Title: Chapter 11; His Name Is Matthew Adam...Kaulitz
OMG!!!!! I seariously thought Sam was going to be happy for once??? And when i read she was pushed in the stomach, i thought Andi would hit Bill's stomach too.... pweu... now i can breath again... almost...
Author's Response: lol. I was gonna have him hit bill's too, but then I was like, no that's too much for this chapter. Haha, yes, please breathe!
Date: 10/19/08 11:11 am Title: Chapter 10;; Jesus, Calm Down Eminem
OMG!!!!!! I realy cry right now!!!! Two persons pregnant, A happy Tom, A 'Don't care' Sam, Angry Nicole and a Jealous Andreas!!!! Can it get much better????
OMG I really love this story and it makes my tummy tumble with love!!!!
Author's Response: Aw:) Uhm, well, it may get better, actually it WILL get better:)
oh wow. You just made my day! ♥
Date: 10/19/08 10:56 am Title: Chapter 1;; Let’s Cut Him Up And Eat Him
Fine VERY deranged ;) but it's all good. :)
Author's Response: Lmafo :D
Author's Response: Lmfao :D
Date: 10/18/08 03:00 pm Title: Chapter 10;; Jesus, Calm Down Eminem
Well someones a bitch, tsk tsk Sam.
but the "Jesus, Calm down Eminem" made me laugh a lot. Thanks for posting so soon, I'm pretty hooked on your slightly deranged story :p
Author's Response: lol, well he's mad for getting locked up.
lmao(: it made me laugh too.
oh your welcome! :D Slightly?
Date: 10/18/08 12:34 pm Title: Chapter 10;; Jesus, Calm Down Eminem
Holy shit.
This story rocks my socks!
Haha.
At first, I thought this story was very disturbing, but it grew on me, and I love it!!
Please please continue soon!!!
It's uber original!
:)
Continue soon please please please!! :]
Oh. I said that twice. Oh well. lol
Love, Emily
Author's Response: Yay! :) that made my day!
it was...well, it is.
haha thanks!
oh I will. I'm posting again soon:)
that's alright, I'll just tell you twice: I'm posting again soon(: lmao.
Date: 10/18/08 09:01 am Title: Chapter 10;; Jesus, Calm Down Eminem
omg omg omg omg! That chapter was like, wicked awesome! And i know i basically say that about every chapter, but i dont even know how else to describe this one!
poor sam in a straight jacket, i dont care how bad he is / treated me, i wanna get him out and just love him, rofl.
grr, and you JUST HAD to end it there, rofl. now i'm gonna go crazy wanting to know how he reacts! and how andreas feels about it too!
eep, you should try to update again like, today, if your computer isnt getting wiped out, rofl. (i know you probably can't because of the whole writing the new chapter thing and all, but still, a girl can dream >.<)
Author's Response: Aw thanx!
hahaha of coarse. But he's evil right now! Look at how he talked to Bill!
sorry sorry sorry! But I had to end it somewhere! Please don't go crazy lmfao.
I really want to! But I don't know if I can :'( I have like a ton of chores to do:( I'll definitely try though. Lmao. My computer most likely won't get wiped out today, but tomorrow for sure it will.
Writing the chapter isn't the problem, I can write it in a few hours. The problem is how much time I have to write it:(
lmao
Date: 10/17/08 09:51 pm Title: Chapter 1;; Let’s Cut Him Up And Eat Him
You are MOST of my life >.< , I guess not entirely, though pretty close to it :p
Are you really gonna try to update tonight?! If you are, I'll like, cry happy tears, because I get all fluttery tummy feelings when you update cause i never know whats gonna happen. It's so suspenseful, and even more so because I have a character in the story XD
I'm like , dying to know when/how I tell Sam about the whole pregnancy thing, how Andreas is gonna react to it all, and also how Sam is gonna react to it.
Another thing, i forgot to mention with my first review. ZOMFG , BEASTIALITY O_O , scary .. But then again, this whole story kinda had that sick twist to it, but it makes it all the more worth reading, although the Tom buttsecksing the dog was kinda creepyful >.<
Author's Response: Lmao :D
I'm gonna try. I'm typing like crazy. I wanna update at least one more time, for you, before my laptop gets wiped out. Lmao, wow. I never knew it had that effect on you:)
the next chapter tells it all, which is why I want it posted soon...hmmm...I don't think you could even GUESS how they react...
I think I reached a whole new level of "sick, twisted & fucked in the head" with that. I had the hardest time typing that. It was only written because nothing was happening with Tom and I needed something other that rape to happen. Never again will I write beastiality though, it was the first and last time. Haha.
Date: 10/17/08 05:21 pm Title: Chapter 1;; Let’s Cut Him Up And Eat Him
Basically the law is corrupt and Tom had tried to hard to change things, but nothing ever really happened for the better, haha yeah because of your review I realized I was missing a section, what would I do without you xD
Author's Response: Oh! Okay. I understand now:)
hmm...I really don't know lol. I guess you would just keep forgetting paragraphs lmfao. :D
Date: 10/17/08 04:20 pm Title: Chapter 1;; Let’s Cut Him Up And Eat Him
LOL yes well, piece of advice, Scooby topping Bill is not exactly a good story to read. And I had a general outline of the story already, and I completely forgot to add in why Tom left the FWPD.
Author's Response: Oh shit, seriously? Poor Bill!
oh yeah, I asked you that in a review, btw. Why did he leave???
Date: 10/17/08 03:52 pm Title: Chapter 1;; Let’s Cut Him Up And Eat Him
Lmao that'd go over well with my friends, family, and co-workers "Hey guys just a lil' FYI...I'm really a vampire so watch yourself" You know, I think I may be one for halloween ;)
and I completly agree, add the "Do not eat while reading this story warning" I mean, i've read a story on here with Bill and Scooby Doo fucking, But still your stories always shock me, In a good way though haha. I always get excited when I see an update, So I'll be here waiting, and I forgot to put in a whole paragraph for my story, lmao i have to get on that :S
Author's Response: Lmao, well, maybe they'll surprise you an be like "hey! I'm a vampire too!" you never know...
I should put that warning up, just in case there's someone else like you who read the warnings but still decided to go ahead and eat while reading this lol.
I didn't read that, I saw it though.
Well, it shocks me too, believe it or not. When I write, I'm not really aware of what I'm typing, my fingers are like on autopilot or something, it's till I see that I've typed over 2000 words that decide to read what I've written lol.
yay!! well you won't have to wait long, I should be posting sometime tonight (my time).
How did you forget a paragraph? lol.
Date: 10/17/08 03:39 pm Title: Chapter 9;; All Squishy Like?
Oh jesus. Tom fucking a dog. My mouth fell open, and I was eating too! oh btw, Clearly I am a vamprire, just in secret ;)
Author's Response: Ahaha! Maybe you shouldn't have been eating! I did put a little warning up there....somewhere(:
oh really? Just in secret? What a shame, you should reveal yourself. lmfao :D
Date: 10/17/08 02:56 pm Title: Chapter 9;; All Squishy Like?
O_O .
OMG IM PREGNANT FOR SAM ! *Does a little happy dance* .. wait , no , no , thats not a good thing is it? I r confused about how i should be feeling atm, lol. I'm soo happy you updated, i was so excited to get on the computer (the internet is gone from my phone), just so i could see if you updated , and you did , with TWO CHAPTERS ! So this is gonna count as my review for both. and i've got one thing to say about them I ABSOLUTELY LOVED IT ^_^ . I wonder what Sam's gonna say when he finds out, teehee.
Update again soon, because I'm undeniably hooked on this story, I just can't get enough of it, it's seriously like , my entire life now.
As always, your my favorite author in teh entire world ^_^ , ich liebe dich !
Author's Response: Oh yes, u are. Uhm...confused, you should definitely feel confused! Ahaha! Yes, two chapters and another one is on the way! Aw, thank you! Well, I might just post again sometime tonight, I'm almost done:) well I hope not your ENTIRE life, I mean...lol.
your my fave too! I actually write as fast as I do, just for you! I never update like twice in a week, but your reviews keep me going! It's ALL FOR YOUUUUU!!! ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
Date: 10/17/08 04:15 am Title: Chapter 1;; Let’s Cut Him Up And Eat Him
one one thing 2 say: NEVER EVER AGAIN SMT WITH ANIMALS! im not reading this anymore if there r more...
Author's Response: Nope thers no more! I promise! I had a hard time writing that (which is why there isn't much detail in that part). I was having a small argument with myself in whether I should have put that in there, I needed to show a little more of Tom's sick side so I left it in. I also needed something other than rape to happen. But yeah, no worries, that was the first and last time.