I'm like "What the Fucking Hell is going on here?". Girl, it's 4.38 a.m. so I don't think I'm in shape to give you a proper review, but anyway... Oh, gosh, this is just so good I have to review.
First, the description of the feminist, fat, nature lovers (which doesn't match to fat, actually, because of the low fat food they eat) lesbians and the poor 'sex god' Tomi suffering from massive women attack.
Then the pouty Bill sad because he won't get the attention he wants (by the way, who on earth is strong enough to resist Bill's pout? I mean it, if there's anyone that strong out there, we should give him a price for record Guinnes or whatever).
Then the running, and the bed abandoned but with silky sheets and smelling of roses. That was ...Weird. I mean, what the fuck? (sorry for bad language)*blushes and hopes mommy didn't hear*
Later..girl, the sex was...how could I describe it? rushed, senseless, out of place and totally absurd? Yeah, that will do.
And wow. I don't even get why did Tom die, but the cruel Bill more bothered about the stains blood might cause on his clothes and face than about his brother dying...That was totally OOC. (Not complaining, it was funniest ever)but Bill would throw himself in a pool full of shit just to say goodbye to Tomi, let alone save him.

Girl, I'm completely bewildered now, I guess I should get going to sleep, but I might just dream about this and I don't want to wake up my brother just with my screaming.

Author's Response: Whoa! Long review! But it made me LMAO. XD XD Thank you so much for taking the time to write it! I'm glad you liked it so much! :D This story came from some deep area of my brain, triggered by my boyfriend who had read another FF on here in which Tom was a woman hater and wanted to kill Bill, etc. He was pissed off at Tom for that and started joking that Tom should die. I said I'd see what I could do. Then later we talked about how feminists are often seen as lesbians, and I got more ideas for this story. I also wrote it because I absolutely hate stereotypes and prejudices and just wanted to deal with them once and for all. So nothing in this story is true, everything is purely fictional and any resemblance to people either living or dead is purely coincidental... ;)

See? A few thoughts and look what my baby can conjure up. :D
She's the greatest.

Poor Billi. They really took the piss outta him. :( Took his twin from him.

Very extreme but very well written.

Author's Response: Hahah! Thank you baby! Well, who wanted Tom dead in the first place?? ;) *hugs* I love you baby, only the best for you! ;)

Reviewing. My title, oh god. xD Thanks for using it though.... Haha, I actually always feel like Tom really loves women, or really hates them. [and by love, I mean respects, not just being a player/perv]

Yay for messed up, pointless crack fics. A+!

Author's Response: Thanks Katia!! I'm glad you liked it! And thanks for the title! :D