Date: 10/21/12 05:11 pm Title: Chapter 1
This reminded me of Roald Dahl somehow, starting from the army of Misses Trunchbulls to the btw-smut intermezzo to Bill not being fazed enough by his brotherīs death not to care about his make-up anymore. Thanks for making me laugh :)
Iīm not okay with the lesbians accepting Billīs feminine side though - emancipation is for girls only ;)
Author's Response: Thanks so much for comparing my writing to Roald Dahl. ^^ It's a massive compliment.
Date: 04/17/11 01:14 am Title: Chapter 1
I like most of it until the end.
Author's Response: LOL ok. Well Tom had to die, of course. ;)
Date: 12/30/10 02:24 pm Title: Chapter 1
So I just skimmed all the reviews and realised that they've all failed to comment one the one thing that really made my brain go all o_O
Here it is: Bill successfully fixed his make-up while fleeing from the psycho lesbian mob, all the time flailing arms and legs in all directions? Damn, that boy is good! Seriously, that's some wicked skills...he needs to have classes teaching how to do that... XD
You know, I don't even know what to say. This some crazy ass shit! But very entertaining. I don't mind Tom dying in the end, really, can't explain why. I guess I just got offended that he said he preferred his women stupid. (I'm sort of offended!)
But yeah, it was funny that the women left because Bill was showing his feminine side. I mean - isn't that what he's doing all the time? But I do understand him, though...poor baby broke a nail! :o Oh, and his twin got killed by the evil force of broomsticks. (You know, I was picturing a whole other scenario while writing that... In mine Tom died smiling!)
Anywhoo....funny shit was funny! I prefer my crack black - like everything else, it also looks best in black. (It's a classic, ya know)
Author's Response: LOL your reviews are just as funny as your mails. XD Yeah, he's perfect at applying his make up. Or perhaps Natalie was running alongside him fixing it for him. ;) Thanks for the review! I wrote it because I was also a bit offended at his comment, and so was my (then) boyfriend. :P I hope he ends up with a super smart beautiful woman and he has to take back what he said. :P
Date: 04/01/10 04:55 pm Title: Chapter 1
o_O
where did THAT come from? xDDD
Author's Response: Looong story. Basically from Tom saying he doesn't like smart girls that think too much and my twisted imagination. XD Thanks for your review! ^^
Date: 03/07/10 07:28 pm Title: Chapter 1
OMG. I was laughing through this entire thing. I loved it! =P
Author's Response: Thank you! :D I'm glad it made you laugh.
Date: 10/20/09 08:20 pm Title: Chapter 1
Wowwww. That was different. haha.
Author's Response: Haha yeah. :P Thanks for reviewing! :D
Date: 07/23/09 03:51 am Title: Chapter 1
lmfao FAT FEMINISTS FTL!
WTF!? Oh crap I'd be so hurt. )-:
Tom and those damn pants...
This was funny to me lol. Except the end, but everything was funny. :-)
Author's Response: Haha thanks! I'm glad you liked it! :D
Date: 02/24/09 05:12 pm Title: Chapter 1
Nobody is allowed to ignore Bill's pout. :) The definition of crack, yes, but funny nonetheless. Good job!!
Author's Response: Thanks so much for your review! Iīm so glad you like it! :D
Date: 11/21/08 06:55 am Title: Chapter 1
Awww that made me cry. ;~; It was funny but I don't like sad endings. DD:
But when Bill was "savouring the rich, creamy taste" I immediately thought of soup. xDD
Author's Response: LMAO!! Soup! XD And don't worry, I don't usually like sad endings either... :(
Date: 11/17/08 03:13 pm Title: Chapter 1
Yeah... A crack fic... what can I say... Liked it
Laughed a lot :)
To bad Tom had to die at the end...
Thank you!
Author's Response: Thanks so much for the review! :D I'm glad you liked it. And well, he had to die because my boyfriend disliked Tom for something he had said about women... :P
Date: 09/20/08 11:11 pm Title: Chapter 1
this was sooo sad. i hate it but i love it. hate it because it made me almost cry. love it because of the detail.
Author's Response: Haha Aww! Don't cry! It's not a serious FF. It's meant to make people laugh, not cry! :) Thanks for your review though! :D
Date: 09/07/08 09:06 am Title: Chapter 1
black comedy with a touch of just comedy, loved it.
Author's Response: Thank you so much! :D
Date: 08/01/08 07:32 am Title: Chapter 1
That is the most dramatic fic i've ever read!! :p it's very different but i kinda liked it..
Author's Response: Haha thanks! It's just a crack fic, nothing serious! XP
Date: 07/14/08 12:22 am Title: Chapter 1
lmao.
im sorry but that just made me laugh.
tom died by broom stick.gotta tell my friend that one.
Author's Response: Haha! I'm glad it made you laugh, that's why I wrote it! I wonder what your friend will say... ;)
Date: 06/29/08 03:46 pm Title: Chapter 1
This just....*cries*
Interesting title and what started for me as a funny story had a nice change into something serious...and that title...
it'll keep me busy ;):P
nice work
Author's Response: Haha, thanks Arianh! I didn't come up with the title myself, that was Katia (namenlos). And it's funny what a conversation with Eddie can do... XD
Date: 06/20/08 04:52 am Title: Chapter 1
...it was ok until tom died. seriously. i dont really even want to know what the hell you and your boyfriend were talking about =.=ll
Author's Response: Haha! Actually. we were talking about another FF on here in which Tom hates and wants to kill women. My boyfriend got so upset about it I decided to take some revenge ;) And don't worry, I love Tom, I would never want him to die! Nothing in this FF is based on what is true or what I want/feel. :)
Date: 06/18/08 06:06 pm Title: Chapter 1
Haha i was laughing my head off untill tom died...I was a bit like. What? O.o
But still one of the funnist things I have ever read! xD
Author's Response: Thanks for the review, C! Yeah, my brain comes up with weird things sometimes.... XD
Date: 06/13/08 07:28 pm Title: Chapter 1
I made sure that I did not take this seriously, which you advised me to do! There was the perfect amount of drama, stereotypes, assumptions, and descriptions as anyone could ask for in such a story. Quite an original concept, for sure! The lengthy title and beginning of the story are quite amusing, though!
But, those feminists have it coming from the fangirls for killing Tom. ;)
Author's Response: Haha! Thanks Mary XD I'm glad you liked it! :D
Date: 06/13/08 04:32 pm Title: Chapter 1
Uh... lol...
Very different from what I've read before...
Lesbians? Ok... lol...
Aww... shame... Tom died...
"Tom’s hands were opening his pants in the meantime, then cupping his balls."
Very... interesting for an English teacher to write... If my English teacher did that, I'd probably be scared.
(btw, it's Chels from the UK forum)
But other than that, I liked it!
It was VERY different to what I've read on here. lol
... Moooooo!
Author's Response: Haha! Thanks Chels!! Well you'd be surprised at what teachers do in their spare time... ;) I know it was different, I wasn't sure whether to post it here, but someone convinced me to, so...
Date: 06/13/08 03:13 pm Title: Chapter 1
Hahaha... Loved it xD
I wonder where you get your thoughts from xD
Author's Response: Haha! I wonder that sometimes as well XD Thanks for your review Linn! :D