Date: 03/06/11 02:46 pm Title: Great Way to Start the Morning
omg hahahahah i LOVED it....just what i needed..simple and hillariouse :D
Date: 03/06/11 02:46 pm Title: Great Way to Start the Morning
omg hahahahah i LOVED it....just what i needed..simple and hillariouse :D
Date: 09/24/10 02:14 pm Title: Great Way to Start the Morning
HAHAHAHAH! I can almost picture the twins in here! XD i feel sorry for georg and his cups though, lol!
Date: 06/07/10 02:27 pm Title: Great Way to Start the Morning
So funny! I hate spiders too.
Date: 03/11/10 03:11 pm Title: Great Way to Start the Morning
i love this part Bill made a grand leap, over his brother, the spider, the garbage can and miraculously ended up right across from them, as far as possible. Tom stared incredulously and then sprang to his feet, jumping onto the kitchen booth, rolling over the table, and tripped his way towards Bill. Bill held out his hand, grabbing for him and pushing him away at the same time.
Date: 01/31/10 03:41 pm Title: Great Way to Start the Morning
hehehheeehhe awesome!
Author's Response: wahahaha glad you enjoyed it! :D
Date: 11/08/09 07:53 am Title: Great Way to Start the Morning
LOL!!! loved it!! oh and btw, that could totally have been me.. last night, i had to put my bike in the garage and i know that there are spiders, so i just ran in, put my bike away as fast as possible and i was out of there in five seconds!! you should have seen me :p
Author's Response: GARAGES! yessss, they're always lurking around in there. good running skills ;D!
Date: 10/15/09 08:49 pm Title: Great Way to Start the Morning
made my night :D
I played it out in my head and I couldn't stop laughing.
hell, I still am, xD
Author's Response: teeeheee I love making people laugh. Thanks!
Date: 08/15/09 12:30 am Title: Great Way to Start the Morning
you should do the story again from the spiders point of view...that would be hilarious...this reminds me of my friend...she hates spiders...she made my trade her shower stalls at camp once cuz hers had a spider...I agreed but didnt tell her mine had a bigger spider in it....Ive never heard screaming so loud before in my life!!! LOL....
Author's Response: LOL!!! poor friend. Thanks so much! I'll don't know if I'll do a spider rewrite. ahha, maybe if I'm brave enough to write about spiders again :D!
Date: 08/15/09 12:30 am Title: Great Way to Start the Morning
you should do the story again from the spiders point of view...that would be hilarious...this reminds me of my friend...she hates spiders...she made my trade her shower stalls at camp once cuz hers had a spider...I agreed but didnt tell her mine had a bigger spider in it....Ive never heard screaming so loud before in my life!!! LOL....
Date: 05/26/09 05:32 am Title: Great Way to Start the Morning
HILARIOUS!
Date: 11/27/08 02:08 pm Title: Great Way to Start the Morning
OMG! That was so hilarious! Loved every single part of it! Well done!
Author's Response: oooh thank you so much :)
Date: 10/07/08 05:25 pm Title: Great Way to Start the Morning
I love it!!! I truly love it with all my heart!!! my sis is just like that with spiders hahaha i just love it!!!!
Author's Response: thank you :D you're so sweet.rnI'm exactly like that too lol!
Date: 09/23/08 05:33 pm Title: Great Way to Start the Morning
XD That was hilarious!!! I've totally done that before!!! I can actually see Bill freaking out like that about a spider!
Author's Response: lol, I'm so glad people can relate! thank you :)
Date: 08/26/08 11:45 am Title: Great Way to Start the Morning
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA i love it!
Author's Response: :D thanks!
Date: 07/02/08 08:49 am Title: Great Way to Start the Morning
My fave part was definitely when Tom valiantly sacrificed himself so Bill's hand wouldn't cramp when he trapped the EVAL BEAST (OMG!) between the two CUPS OF DOOM. So brave
Author's Response: haha, oh, Tom...thanks for reading :)!
Date: 06/23/08 11:56 am Title: Great Way to Start the Morning
:P That was hilarious, spiders are majorly creepy. Me and my friend had a screaming match over a spider once... Good Job!
Author's Response: ehehe, thank you!
Date: 06/08/08 09:48 pm Title: Great Way to Start the Morning
haha that was soo me I am terrified of spiders. Although I loved the part where Tom just throws the glass and then Georg cant figure out where they are. Awesome story.
Author's Response: lol thanks. That was me too!
Date: 06/07/08 04:22 pm Title: Great Way to Start the Morning
HAHAHAHA!!! YOU MADE ME LOL SO HARD!!!
Author's Response: I AM GLAD. LOL.
Date: 06/07/08 01:28 pm Title: Great Way to Start the Morning
Holy mother of fuck! *screams* GREAT! ROTFL
STORY TIME!
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so, my friend michelle was spending the night and i was gonna get in the shower. I get undressed and everything and there's this tiny lil spider on the roof of the shower stall. I start screaming bloody murder. It went somehting like this:
"AAAARRRGGGHHH!!!!! SHELLYYYY!!! THERE'S A SPIDER!!! COME KILL IT! KILL IT!! SAVE ME TOM!!!"
All the while i was cowering in the corner of my bathroom gazing up in pure horror at the insignifigant arachnid.
Michelle, oblivious to my nudity, strolls in, finds the bug and walks back out, sighing. She returns, shoe in hand, looks at terrified little me, rolls her eyes and squashes the spider.
Michelle leaves.
I creep cautiously back to the tub and shriek again. "MICHELLE! IT'S BODY IS IN THE TUB!!!"
Still annoyed, still silent, she comes back, scoops the wretched carcass up with toilet paper and flushes it. Once again, she leaves.
I shudder and put my pajamas on, deciding the shower is too damn scary.
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Oh, hell yes, i've been there and done that! *dies of simultaneous laughter and fear* You're great!
My favourite part? (Other than the whole fucking thing xD) Tom screaming like a girl and the poor oblivious spider. That lil thing must have been so freaked out. But i still have zero sympathy. *hates spiders*
OMGeorg! You should do a second chapter from the POV of the spider!!! The spider should be totalyl cynical and think all humans are stupid... yeeeessshhh.... *mental gears turning*....just a thought!!!
*glomp*
Author's Response: rofl! You're a gem, darling. I freak out so bad around spiders. That Michelle of yours is quite the hero. Thanks for reading! lol, I think I've had enough of spiders, but that's an awesome idea. I'll think about it!