Date: 03/16/11 06:55 pm Title: Chapter 13
I really loved reading this story. So funny at first, then so sad, and then just... yes. I'm grinning. Loved it!
Author's Response: Thank you very much! :D I'm glad you liked it.
Date: 04/12/10 12:36 pm Title: Chapter 1
"pieces of chicken sticking out from between his teeth" I couldn't stop laughing at that.
Author's Response: Hahah I'm glad you liked it. :) Thanks for reviewing! ^^
Date: 04/11/10 07:40 pm Title: Chapter 1
Hey Koos, (this is Synne from the TH UK Forum.)
I remember this ff actually, and how funny it was. I had a lot of fun reading it over again, and I have to say that I like your fantasy in this story, and that you managed to make it funny, yet serious.
"Will NASA be pissed?"
"My hend abaf, like a daf, oover meee"
Haha.
Author's Response: Hi Synne! I'm glad you liked it! ^^ And thanks for your review. :D
Date: 08/13/09 07:12 pm Title: Chapter 13
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! So good! I loved it at yabbie, and I loved it now, though it was so sad about the nice(ish) alien it made me cry a bit. And poor Bill T.T
Author's Response: Thanks! :D I'm glad you liked it. :) And Bill will be ok. :P
Date: 04/07/09 02:10 pm Title: Chapter 4
‘He wants to know how much I’ve heard!’ Tom thinks, shocked, ‘If he finds out how much I know he might hurt me... or even kill me! I have to act normal!’ – awh that’s not funny!
He grins sheepishly at Bill. “Damn, you try going to the bathroom in the middle of the night, and this stupid side table is in the way! Sorry! I hope I didn’t wake you!” – good cover up…that’s what I was thinking.
Georg grumbles something that sounds like: “Insane, arschloch, wake me up,” and hangs up the phone. - *giggles and snorts*
“Sounds like you’ve had a nightmare, Tom!” Gustav says gingerly.
Then Tom starts crying. Gustav can’t believe his ears: Is Tom actually crying? He has never seen or heard Tom cry. “Ok Tom,” he says, “tell me the whole story.” – awh this isn’t funny either *sigh*
“Yeah, but uh.... we wanted to.....uh try out some new songs!” Tom says, relieved he could come up with a good excuse. How did they think out everything of the plan except what he would say to Bill! Tom just wants to smack himself. – that’s a pretty good excuse.
I’m just excited to start the new songs, and I’m looking at the clock to see when Gustav and Georg are finally coming.... and playing the tunes in my head!”
Luckily Bill seems to believe this. – yeah but it’s a pretty good cover.
When Bill sees this he frowns and starts: “What is that doing there? I thought...”
But then he staggers and falls to the ground. Tom stands behind him with a baseball bat. – nice!!!!
They pack Bill The Alien unconscious in a big bag and load him into a van. Then they drive to a big, luxurious house on a private road. When they get there, Bill opens the door. – what?!?!?!
Tom smiles and hugs Daddy, the scientist they had met a few years ago when he started cloning Bill for fans, making them a lot of profit as well. - *giggles* I want a whole set!!!!
Georg runs up to the pilot and slaps 20,000 Euros cash into his hands. “Get us to Houston, stat!”
Gustav raises one eyebrow. “Stat?”
“I’ve just always wanted to say that...” Georg grins sheepishly. – me too lol!!!
The plane flies on. – where are they going???
Author's Response: *sends over Bill clones* One cooks, one cleans, one massages and they all fulfill sexual needs. :)
Date: 04/07/09 01:56 pm Title: Chapter 3
The waiter says: “So you would like to start with fish soup, and then have the spaghetti, Sir?”
Bill frowns at the man. “Did you not hear me? I said spaghetti with fish soup. One dish, on the same plate. And don’t go too easy on the tomato sauce.” – eeeeeewwwwhhh!
Simone tries to chat with Bill a little bit, but all his answers are strange and distant. She can also feel that this person is nothing like her son anymore. Her face gets sadder and more worried with each word he speaks. – awh poor Simone and Tom and damn it AlienBill you are upsetting my characters!
It looks like a very futuristic little TV. On it there is the face (if you can call it that) of something horrible: a big green blob with several eye-like holes in what looks like its head and a gaping hole with sharp teeth that is moving and making weird guttural sounds. And Bill is responding to this ‘thing’ in the same sounds! They are talking!
Tom’s eyes get big and he steps back. but he knocks over the flowers on the table in the hall. The vase crashes to the floor and shatters into a million pieces. – uh oh he’s been caught!!! Eee!!!!
Author's Response: I loved all these cliffhangers XD And the plot thickens! :D
Date: 04/07/09 01:47 pm Title: Chapter 2
Backstage, Tom pulls Bill aside and whispers urgently: “Please act normal, ok? Just let me do the talking if you haven’t got anything useful to say.”
Bill doesn’t seem to notice. – that is more un-Bill-like then anything so far *frowns*
Tom tries to answer as many questions as possible, and he notices that when Bill answers, his answers sound normal. He relaxes even more. – this is Tom’s first mistake *grimaces*
Before Tom can open his mouth, Bill has replied: “Men are dogs.”
“They are just after balls,” Bill replies, and sits back, as if that says everything that needs to be said.
As the interviewer starts laughing and agreeing with Bill, trying to get out even more, Tom leans forward and puts his face in his hands. He is no longer relaxed. - *snorts* OMG lol
Does Bill finally remember that he is his brother and that he loves him and tells him everything? Is Bill finally back to normal?
But as Tom walks after Dr. Moon, he looks back at Bill and sees that ‘thing’ in his eyes again. For a split second, Bill looks like n insane killer. - *grimaces* oops
“Now, now, Tom. Please sit down again. I thought you’d be happy to know your brother is completely fine.” – ha ha Tom’s screwed!
“How dare you talk to the Head like that!” the Head roars, “if you blow our mission, ‘Bill’,” he spits out the name sarcastically, “you will be executed. You must do a perfect job, or your head will roll.”
Then the screen of his communication device goes black. Bill smirks at the screen and lays on his bed. – what does AlienBill want?
Author's Response: Aww thanks for another review :) I'm glad you liked it enough to keep reading after chapter 1! :P And it gives me a nice break from marking tests to receive the e-mails: You've got a new review!
Date: 04/07/09 01:37 pm Title: Chapter 1
The opening is funny! And over the top….can’t wait to see where it goes next.
But as he tries to take the milk, which is on Bill’s table, Bill growls angrily at him, pieces of chicken sticking out from between his teeth. - *snorts*
But Bill slowly stands up and hits Tom hard.
Tom’s eyes get big as he feels the blood running down his face from his eyebrow. “You’re insane!” he yells panicky, before running out of the room.
Bill sits down again and continues eating. - *giggles* oh no!
“Well,” the Head continues, “remember in Human Behaviour Studies we talked about ‘Shearing’? That is what they do on planet Earth. They ‘Shear’ their food. You must ‘Apollygais’ to Tom.” – I love the way they mess up the language lol
And what is with the way he is speaking? Why all the quotes? And the weird facial expression? Bill is grinning like he is insane. – I love the confusion.
Tooo meee you’ll bee foriver Seeecraaaaad!
Aim daying but ai noooow are looovee will liiiivee
Your hend abaf, laik a daf, oover meeeee
End wan deee, ze see will gaid you beck to meee - *snorts*
Bill stalks off his chair and crawls over the floor to Tom. The boys watch him with big eyes. When Bill reaches Tom, he starts to untie his shoe and takes it off. - *snorts and covers face* what the hell?
“just give it a few more days.” – it’s just going to get worse isn’t it? lol
Author's Response: Hehe I'm glad you liked it. I unfortunately had to rewrite part of this story, because I didn't have it all saved and the forum it was on originally crashed, so a lot of funny moments were lost. But I really love this story myself, so... I hope you enjoy the rest as well! :D
Date: 12/07/08 03:57 am Title: Chapter 13
I really liked it. It was a great story. Your a good writer. keep up the good work. :)
Author's Response: Thank you very much! :D
Date: 12/06/08 01:58 pm Title: Chapter 13
i wouldnt have forgiven tom for taking so long lol
Author's Response: Thanks for the review! Not sure what you mean though... :P But thanks anyway. :D
Date: 06/29/08 04:11 pm Title: Chapter 13
Hahahahahahaha Never drinking again :P
nice ending of this story koos, with the boys keeping their promise of an earthly burial
it was fun reading this story and i'm happy i finally could read it to the end *on the forum i missed it back then*
thank you koos
Author's Response: Thanks Arianh! I'm glad you liked it and that you finally got to read it! R.I.P. Yabbie... :(
Date: 06/25/08 02:26 pm Title: Chapter 13
Awww. Poor little alien.
Bill looks at him with big eyes. “Hell no! I am NEVER drinking again! Look what happened the last time!”
Haha. That is great.
Are you going to post 'Dr. Jekbill'?
Author's Response: Thanks sweetie! I don't know if I will post Dr. JekBill and Mr. Schrei, it's mostly about people from the UK forum, so I don't know if people on here would like it. I want to reread it during my holidays and see what I think, but I might also write a new FF about, as Katia suggested, TomShrek, Tom: man by day, ogre by night XD
Date: 06/24/08 06:02 pm Title: Chapter 13
OMG
THE END!
Great story.
Can't believe it's over.
:D
*Applauds*
Author's Response: Thanks you Nutty! I'm glad you liked it, and I'm really flattered you reviewed every chapter! :D *bows to the applause* ;)
Date: 06/24/08 05:30 pm Title: Chapter 13
Kekeke, I bet next Tom should get replaced with an ogre: Tom by day, ogre by night, just like Shrek :B
*claps* Love this crazy fic :D
Author's Response: Hahaha! Giving me ideas for my next FF! :P Thanks for the review, Katia! You never told me you were reading Bill Phone Home! :D *feels flattered*
Date: 06/24/08 05:27 pm Title: Chapter 13
Awww Koos!
This is just great.
I totally loved it!
And I loved this story so much, and you know I did!
I hope to see more of your work soon!
And thank you so much for dedicating the chapter too me! *Feels loved*
Author's Response: Thanks Linn! You deserved it! You are a good friend and you are the only person that has read all my FFs! :D Enjoy your holiday! *hugs*
Date: 06/22/08 09:28 am Title: Chapter 12
awwwww *wipes tears*
i'm very happy that the boys can go home...just...so sad the alien had to die :(
good work in writing
Author's Response: Thanks Arianh! Yeah, I'm also sad, but I figured I could never make an alien walk around with Tokio Hotel on Earth. Unless it's Saki or someone... XD
Date: 06/21/08 06:21 pm Title: Chapter 12
Awww... Poor little purple alien!
Author's Response: Aww thanks Linn! It is really sad, yes... :( He helped them so well and now he is dead... But remember what I said to you about tomorrow's chappie? :D
Date: 06/21/08 02:44 pm Title: Chapter 12
Awww!! ;__;
More!
Omg, next=last? :[
Author's Response: More tomorrow, but it will also be the last... :(
Date: 06/21/08 01:51 pm Title: Chapter 12
Waah, no!!! *cries* Poor alien!
Go on!!!
Author's Response: Thanks for the review! More tomorrow! :D
Date: 06/21/08 09:54 am Title: Chapter 11
oooooooooooooooooooooooo koos...hurry up with the next chapter...who will win this?
good work so far koos :):)
Author's Response: Win? Who says there will even be a winner? ;) I will put it up tonight! :D