Date: 09/05/11 02:25 pm Title: Emergencies
lol funny story!
Date: 06/22/09 12:22 pm Title: Emergencies
They can't return it to the party?! O_O
maid outfits?!
“Don’t worry, I will get rid of it.” Georg grabbed the tape recorder and went to his bathroom.
He pulled a Sharpie out of his pocket and wrote on the side of the tape.
“Piņata Porn” - *cracks up* OMG!!!!
Date: 06/22/09 12:18 pm Title: HOLA!
Tom brought Bill the rest of the mystery drink, but it wasn’t in a glass. It was in a little bowl.
“Umm….Tom? Why did you put it in a bowl?”
“So you could drink it, my precious kitty cat.” – oh leana!
“Well since you’re already in there, would you mind actually doing something besides sitting there like a Ramen noodle?” - *snorts*
glue?
Date: 06/22/09 12:10 pm Title: Pinata Porn
“Yea, same here…why is he licking his fingers? Georg asked.
Tom suddenly knew what Bill was trying to do.
“BILL! STEP AWAY FROM THE PINATA!”
“NO! We are having fun so go away!” Bill yelled back. - *giggles* OMG! *shakes head* no, not really. I mean I though you might go there but really? Lol
Bill ran around the room trying to stay away from Tom. – I’m just imagining a naked Bill with a two headed piņata under his arm running around a hotel room. *cracks up*
“I hope a sucker gets stuck on your dick! Asshole…”
Bill’s expression suddenly changed.
“Umm…Tom?”
“What!” Tom spat at him, clearly annoyed and grossed out.
"I think I’m stuck…” – of course it does lol
Date: 06/22/09 12:03 pm Title: The Twins (Not Kaulitz!)
“You took it from the little girl’s birthday party didn’t you?” Georg asked smirking.
“Maybe….” Bill said while a huge grin spread across his face. – awh he’s just mean!
“Georg just needs a new tape to add to his porno collection.” Tom said.
Gustav started laughing uncontrollably and almost fell out of his chair again.
“Yea buddy! That’s what I watch! Piņata porn!” – lol with you as the author…I can only assume that’s where this is going.
Tom looked to see if Bill had fallen asleep yet and was shocked at what he saw. Bill was not only kissing the piņata, but now he was almost completely naked. He was left only in his boxers. – yup that’s what I though lol
Date: 06/14/09 09:28 pm Title: The Twins (Not Kaulitz!)
Omg. I am dead. I have left this world with a split all down my sides. I have, ladies and gentlemen, died of laughter. Every single thing about this was perfect. PERFECT I SAY! The banter was spot on. I thought to myself as I read it, 'Y'know, they probably do sound a bit like this in real life.' Gustav and Georg and the maid were hilarious - especially when they reappeared speaking Spanish. I shrieked with laughter. God, comedy gold. I bow down to this genius.
Date: 04/26/09 12:53 am Title: Emergencies
....HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Date: 04/26/09 12:49 am Title: Pinata Porn
lmao!!!
Date: 04/26/09 12:47 am Title: The Twins (Not Kaulitz!)
O______________O
Date: 02/24/09 10:22 am Title: Emergencies
MUHAHA! I loved it! I laughed all the way through it (and I hardly do that) xD
Date: 01/01/09 01:18 pm Title: Emergencies
sheer awesomeness.
Date: 01/01/09 01:16 pm Title: Pinata Porn
"I think I'm stuck..."
*dies laughing*
Date: 01/01/09 01:14 pm Title: The Twins (Not Kaulitz!)
Whoo, pinata porn!!! Brilliant!!
Date: 12/03/08 11:45 pm Title: Pinata Porn
“BILL! STEP AWAY FROM THE PINATA!”
HAHAHAHAHA!
Bill uses a pinata instead of an apple pie!
Date: 08/16/08 05:46 am Title: Emergencies
Hahaha xD Wow xD Bill's stupid when he's drunk xD Love the story! xD
Date: 07/08/08 06:38 pm Title: Emergencies
oh my flipping gosh.
it's the most interesting,funniest,WEIRDEST thing i have ever read.
I LOVE IT.
Date: 06/13/08 07:28 pm Title: Emergencies
This was soooo funny!
I laughed my ass off!
Date: 05/24/08 09:03 pm Title: Emergencies
pppppppppfffffffffffff!!!!!
The G's in maid uniforms? Holy Fuckin' Scheiss!!!
ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!!!!!!!!
Date: 05/24/08 08:56 pm Title: Pinata Porn
ppppppppppppfffffffffffffffff!!!!!!!!!!
Bill is stuck!!! LOL
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