Date: 08/07/09 07:53 pm Title: Chapter 5 - Crossdressingville and Humorville
I love the radish idea!!! I can really picture that in my head!
Date: 08/07/09 05:46 pm Title: Chapter 2 - Cestville
I LOVE IT !!!!!! SOOOOOOOOO HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Date: 07/11/09 02:11 am Title: Chapter 9 - Gusti Stavi and Georgimeister
hot damn bravo woman
you captured all the crazy fucked up imaginations in one pimp ass story bravo!
Date: 06/28/09 03:40 pm Title: Prologue
Oh this was so funny! Fanfiction in a fanfiction, I absolutely love it!!!
Date: 06/09/09 01:17 pm Title: Chapter 9 - Gusti Stavi and Georgimeister
Loved loved loved LOVED this story!! Was laughing so hard that I nearly passed out because I was trying to be quiet! Every single chapter has been amazing and so true to all that fan fiction out there!
Date: 05/30/09 04:52 pm Title: Prologue
THAT. WAS THE MOST *HILARIOUS* STORIES I'VE EVER READ. GENIUS MAN, PURE GENIUS!
Date: 05/24/09 10:00 pm Title: Chapter 9 - Gusti Stavi and Georgimeister
OMG that was sooo funny! It's going straight to my favorites!
Date: 05/01/09 03:33 pm Title: Chapter 9 - Gusti Stavi and Georgimeister
“Fuck, Bill! That hurt! And of course you’re not ready! You’ve been this close to being legally declared dead! You were passed out all night, and then today we couldn’t get you awake for hours!” – and it was all a dream…or was it?!
“Oh for chrissakes, Bill, did that absinthe completely eat through your brain?! Gross! Your cig and alcohol-ridden mouth is one of the last things on earth I’d ever kiss! Why the he – Hey! Get off me!” – so happy he wants to kiss him? hum?! Yes I believe he spent too much time in fanfictionland.
"You couldn't appreciate good art if it gave you a blow job," he shot back, grinning. – lol!
The two had grown much closer after their strange ordeal in Fanfictionland. They also decided to swear off all alcohols and other mind-altering substances for a while. – good for them!
The bed had shifted a little and a faint smell of blackberries permeated the air.
“Umm, Tom?"
Bill's heart thumped when Tom gave an answering grunt.
"Tom, what are you doing?”
“I’m scared.” - *giggles*
“Please, not this excuse again, Tom. You’ve been using it for the past month. You really expect me to believe that you’re still having nightmares about Fanfictionland? – curiouser and curiouser
“Just one last night, Bill. I promise tomorrow I’ll stop acting like I’m five.”
Bill huffed and rolled back over, facing away from Tom.
“Ok, fine. Just this night,” he said.
When he thought Tom wasn’t looking, he smiled despite himself and was glad that his brother couldn’t see him blush. – uh-oh! Dun-dun-daaaaannnnn!
Date: 05/01/09 02:35 pm Title: Chapter 8 - Mpregville and Slashville
“Bill? What’s going on? This better not be Characterdeathville,” Tom said. – that would be lame!
Bill calmly and slowly looked down and lifted his bedsheet. But nothing could have prepared him for the sight that met him.
“TOM!” he shrieked, his voice losing all traces of calm. “Tomiiii! I’m FAT!” – lol!!!
“WHY THE FUCK AM I PREGNANT?! WHY COULDN’T IT BE YOU?! I HATE YOU, TOM! I HATE YOU!” – no this is a Mpreg story not a toMpreg story lol
“ – my knowledge won’t be worth much because you don’t even HAVE a vagina!” – nope it’s Mpreg lol
“Don’t worry, hon,” he said, keeping one hand over Bill’s mouth and using the other to massaging Bill’s back.
Bill’s eyes shot 12-inch steak knives at him. - lol
“Jesus Christ on a cheese sandwich, Tom,” Bill panted. “I’m really going into fucking labor.” – on a cheese sandwich…what would Jesus be doing there?
"You were wondering what it felt like...and that happened to be the only realistic way I could show you. So take the pain you feel in your balls right now and multiply it by twelve. And transfer it to your ass," Bill said, his voice a little cracked from screaming so much. – awh!
“My challenge was having to listen to you go through the greatest pain in your life," Tom said, still holding his brother, "And have to sit there and not be able to do anything to help you." – well played sir!
“Wait, Bill. Something’s a little funny about his…” – What? What?
“You boys wanna get it on?" Jost said, in the creepiest voice they had ever heard him use. – ewww!
After getting over their initial shock, they decided that the situation that had briefly flashed in their minds would be way too sick for any fangirl to ever think of. – try again…have you read RetteLeana? Lol
“Bill! Tom!”
They whirled around and saw Gustav and Georg peering out of a hotel room. – lol they’re probably the easiest ones to deal with.
“I KNEW it!” Bill yelled, pushing the man away. “Get away from me, dude! Just because we’re both German and sing and have anime hair doesn’t mean we’re soulmates!” - *snorts*
Fall Out Boy, Bushido, Cinema Bizar - lol
Fine, then I choose Georg and Gustav. – yeah like I said best choice you’re going to get.
The twins then turned bravely to face their new challenges, but were surprised to see the room blur even before they had taken another step. – they just had to choose? Lol
Date: 05/01/09 02:21 pm Title: Chapter 7 - Sexchangeville
“Oooo,” Tom whispered. “Have we crossed into PWPville?” – probably but is it a het or a slash?
And it was…HIS BROTHER! – yeah to be expected!
Bill was a bit excited to wake up next to a gorgeous girl, and decided he was really going to enjoy this next part of his adventure. He wondered where Tom was as he lay back against the pillows to relax. His peaceful reverie was broken by a bloodcurdling shriek. – aaaahhhh I had to read a head and then come back lol I get it lol!!! Very funny
He was cut short at the sight of the girl’s face. It wasn’t a girl at all. It was his…
“OH MY GOD. TOM! YOU’RE A HOT CHICK!” – aaaaaahhhhhhh lol!!!!
Tom had begun to examine his new body. He squeezed his boobs curiously and put his hands around his waist. Bill then had to turn around and blink a few times. Tom’s level of sexiness as a female was astounding enough to be illegal. - *giggles*
“Here um, take my clothes. They’ll fit better,” Bill said, removing his and switching with Tom. – lol!
It took all his effort not to give himself a nosebleed when he saw Tom’s new body in his tight shirt and jeans. – lol very anime!
Tom shrugged, and Bill snuck a peek at how Tom’s chest rose and fell. - *chuckles*
Tom had to admit he was always a bit curious to see what it was like being on the receiving end of his Johnson. And here was his chance to find out! He removed his underwear and allowed Andreas to do what he wanted.
"Woah," he gasped at the first thrust.
This was going to be a once-in-a-lifetime experience... – hot!
“Sooo...” Bill began again, rather awkwardly. “How was that? I always knew you had a thing for Andi,” he added, trying to joke around to get rid of his uneasiness. - lol
“Hang on one second,” Tom said, and pulled down his baggy pants and boxers.
Bill gaped at him. – lol
“YES!” Tom cheered when he spotted his familiar friend down below. “IT’S BACK! Tom is back in business! Ladies, form a line to the left!” – LOL!!! OMG!
Tom didn’t know that his end of the challenge was being able to acknowledge how good Tom looked as a girl. Unbeknownst to both twins, each had admitted that their brother made an extremely hot chick. – ha ha ha
Date: 05/01/09 01:58 pm Title: Chapter 6 - Songficville and Horrorville
He jumped up and ran away just in time to dodge the swiping arms of a lurching zombie. – zombie? I don’t remember ever finding a zombie fic?!
“I am the witch of this house, and you are under my power. Come forward, you.”
She pointed a long-nailed finger at Tom, who felt himself drawn forward.
“You’re a handsome one,” the witch purred, stroking Tom’s face with her talons. – oy is she going to fuck him?
"Um ladies? Yeah, pretty smiles you've got there! I'm sorry but, um, I don't think I'm your type..." – ha ha
Tom was supposed to fight the witch instead of kiss her! – oops!
“In mir, wird es langsam kalt wie lang könn wir beide hier noch sein,” he sang, as loudly as he possibly could.
He knew Tom hated it when he sang “In Die Nacht” to him offstage, so he did it often just to piss his brother off. – clever boy!
“Bill, oh my god. Stop being jealous that I always get paired with the ladies ok?”
Tom stopped complaining when he saw the angry witch reveal her true form. Her pretty face was replaced with a hideously wizened one surrounded by frizzy white hair. – eww!
"This place seems safe!" Bill said, and they burst through the door.
Soon they were surrounded by a crowd of high school students. The twins gulped.
“Kill the freaks,” someone said. – yeah real safe *rolls eyes*
Bill instinctively backed up and pushed his hand out in front of him. He gasped when the boy went flying.
“Haha awesome!” – until they start stabbing you with stuff!
Bill burst out laughing, although he was a bit startled by the decidedly deep, evil laugh that came from his throat. He decided to experiment and began singing “Scream” at the top of his lungs. He laughed when all the students in the gym began to jump up and down and act out his lyrics, shrieking. They were all completely under his control! This was getting fun. – dude that would be fun!
“It may have been some kind of hybrid of Horror and Songfic,” Tom said, after finally tearing his mind away from thinking of the girls. “Cuz your off-key wailing seemed to have an effect on things.” – ouch!
Date: 05/01/09 01:47 pm Title: Chapter 5 - Crossdressingville and Humorville
But they flew completely open when he heard Tom make an odd noise. He saw that they were standing in their house in Germany. It was a comforting sight for the time being, so Bill was confused about Tom’s wide-eyed look.
“B-Bill? You’re not going to be ready for this. Just take a deep breath, ok?” – what? What????
His arms were pressed against something lumpy. He looked down slowly and screamed. He had boobs! Well, fake boobs, but boobs nonetheless! He was also wearing a midriff-baring blouse and a plaid schoolgirl skirt. – aaaaaahhhh!!!!
“You look hot, Billa!” Tom called back, deciding that the opportunity was too wonderful to pass up just to save his life. – you are soooooo mean!!!
“Does this really make me look fat?” he said, genuinely concerned. – probably not
“Oh…” he said, staring at his reflection.
“Yeah, it’s pretty horrific,” Tom said, shielding his eyes.
“No, Tom. You know what? I think I actually look…kinda good…” - *snorts* they’ve been in fanfictionland too long!
Tom didn’t reply. He didn’t want to admit that his part of the challenge was admitting that his brother looked frighteningly good in his schoolgirl outfit. He had completed his task silently in his head, and Bill could remain mercifully unaware. – lol!!
FicGeorg and FicGustav suddenly bounded into view, both wearing more of the ridiculous hats.
“WE’RE SILLY!” the two other band members shrieked, and began scattering the bears every which way. - *smacks hand across face* OMG!
“Come on, Billabong! You’re supposed to be constantly hyper and jumpy and irritating! And hyper! And did we mention hyper?! Oh, and you’re supposed to always act like a five-year-old! Don’t you love your bears?!” - *shudders* OMG!
They were standing in a misty space again.
“Are we out, Tom?”
“Yup.”
Tom’s face looked ready to burst.
“Oh god. We got out a while ago, didn’t we?”
“Yup.”
“Tom…” - lol!!!
He made a mental note to anonymously send pictures of six-year-old Tom dressed as a radish on Halloween to major magazines once they escaped from Fanfictionland. – aaahhh please!!!!
Date: 05/01/09 01:23 pm Title: A Little Detour
I guess Fanfictionland decided the Harry Potter world was way too important for us to miss.” - *snorts and laughs*
Wood plopped Bill on the ground and fixed Tom with a look of interest.
“Ah, you’re the twin I’m supposed to fall in love with. You’re Tom, sporty one, am I right?” - *snorts and giggles*
“But, despite all that, I’m desperately in love with you.” - *gales of laughter*
He saw two red-haired twins approach.
“Hello!” the twins said in unison. – oh-no!!!
“Ok, well let’s have a threesome now!”
“HUH?!”
“We’re twins, you have a twin. You should totally be up for this. It makes perfect sense!” – *snorts then laughs to hard I cry a little!*
“But I’m Severus Snape, the Potions master.”
“And does that somehow make up for your general lack of aesthetic appeal?! Get away from me, you pedophile!” – yeah dude I’ve never understood the Severus Snape appeal!
“I listen to your songs at night and bang my head against the wall in angst! You bring darkness and sexiness to my life! Let us join our dark, angsty hearts as one!”
“Um, Harry? I’m not actually depressed or anyth – mmmph!” - lol
“Oh Tom, you sexy bad boy you,” she cooed. “Thank you for introducing me to rap music and alcoholic beverages!”
“No prob, Hermione.”
“WHERE ARE MY HET PAIRINGS?!” Bill screamed. - *giggles uncontrollably*
“‘Allo, Beel,” said a wonderfully French-accented voice. –yeah Bill gets a girl…Fleur
Date: 05/01/09 01:14 pm Title: Chapter 4 - AlternateUniverseVille
“Hm…I’m hungry, Tomi.” – vampBill lol!!!
Tom wasn’t sure who to run from now. Was Bill saving him? Or was he just going to try and bite him as well? He decided he’d rather be bitten by his brother than killed by some random vampire with a creepy voice. - *smirks*
Tom just stared at his brother. After the incident in Cestville, he found it hard to hold Bill’s gaze for very long, but he really couldn’t help it this time. Bill was a mindblowingly attractive vampire. – uh-oh!
Tom was dressed in a similar outfit to Bill’s, but just in a lighter color palette. He was having a hard time adjusting to the skintight pants. – I would pay so much to see Tom in tight pants lol!!
“Bring on the damsels!” – oh lord!
Monsters? Which fic are they in???
“Yaaahhh!!” Bill cried, charging forward.
He lopped off the monster’s arm with one smooth stroke, pushing Tom out of the way as the arm holding the axe crashed wetly to the floor. He then began to daintily dispatch the rest of the monsters with ease. Tom was left sitting on the floor, a bit dumbstruck, but regained his wits after a few seconds and picked up his sword. With Bill stabbing gracefully here and there and Tom hacking away, the creatures were soon defeated. – good job Bill!
They both prayed that the absinthe would wear off soon as the blurred shapes around them began to sharpen again. – into what???
Date: 05/01/09 01:03 pm Title: Chapter 3 - CrossoverVille
Bill merely nodded. Aragorn made a beeline for Tom, while Legolas skipped happily over to Bill. – lol I haven’t read that one yet lol!!
“This must be CrossoverVille!” Bill shouted from his safe perch at the top of a tree. – lol!!!
“There’s gotta be a better pairing somewhere in the Alternate Universe!” – lol I’m sure there are!
Bill turned to look at Tom, who was advancing on a smiling Amidala. – lol Natalie Portman!! Lol yes a better paring then Aragorn.
He stopped dead in his tracks when he saw his brother wrapped up in the arms of Captain Jack Sparrow.
“Jackiee!!” Bill said joyfully, and began to make out with the grungy captain. – eeeeewwww!
“What?” Bill said when he noticed Tom staring. “Not like YOU wouldn’t make out with Johnny Depp if you had the chance!” – lol BILL!!!
"Forget anything I've ever said about our fans being nutcases. I love our fans! I love them so much! I will have all of their babies!" – oy you be carful the most popular story is …makes three!!!
Date: 05/01/09 12:50 pm Title: Chapter 2 - Cestville
Tom broke out in a cold sweat. This was becoming way too much to handle. - *giggles an evil laugh*
“NO! Get away!” Bill cried, knocking his brother’s well-meaning hand off of him as though it were a branding iron. “I’m not ready to start making out with you yet!” – lol!!! LOL!!!!!
“Hey Bill, there’s nothing to be afraid of. We’ll figure something out. And look, the person coming toward us seems to be a girl! And she’s kinda cute…”
“Tom, you arschloch. That’s not a girl. That’s ME!” – lol!!!
“If you want to get out of here, you’re gonna have to go with it,” Bill hissed.
“Easy for you to say!” Tom hissed back. - lol
“Billa, we must continue our incestuous relationship. I mean, we’re twins and we’re both extremely hot. It only makes sense that we should be fucking!” he managed to say. - lol
“Oh, Tomi. Abandon those STD-ridden groupies. I’m the only lover you’ll ever need,” FicBill purred.
Tom shut his eyes for a few moments, gathering all his strength. Then he resolutely pulled his cap backwards and put his hands on his Ficbrother’s waist.
“Yes, Billa. All for you. I'll change everything about myself to further our incestuous, illegal love,” he muttered. – *squeals with laughter*
“Mmm…I need more, Billa,” FicTom said, grabbing his hand and leading him into a building. – oh-no!!! *giggles*
He groaned when FicTom led him to room 483. - lol
“I’ll do it,” Bill decided. – I wouldn’t! I’d be stuck in cestland for fucking ever!
He turned and saw Bill hobble out from behind some trees. His brother’s face told him everything he needed to know, whether he really wanted to or not. – lol!!!
“Oh jesus, Bill. I’m so…so sorry.”
“Shut up,” Bill said grumpily, rubbing his sore behind. “I hope there’s some popular fic out there that involves you getting plowed by a wildebeest.” – not yet!
“What the FUCK?!” they said simultaneously. – yeah seriously! Where are they now?
Date: 05/01/09 12:35 pm Title: Chapter 1 - Sueville
The girl was gorgeous. Tom was equally stunned. The girl had a supermodel’s figure and long, shiny blonde locks. Her blue eyes twinkled and her mouth was curved into a sweet smile. She was dressed in a stylish outfit. – awh look it’s a marysue lol very funny!
“Did I mention that my mean parents are sending me to boarding school in Germany?" - *snorts* lol OMG!!!
“My dark angel, I cannot believe you rejected me.” – uh-oh!
Bill was a bit frightened to note that her nails were painted to match his. – lol…exactly why I don’t do it!!!
“Bill,” Tom whispered. “Just hug her. Just do it, for the love of God.” - lol
Raven was rubbing at Bill’s crotch.
“Um, she’s uh…getting frisky,” Tom said, chuckling. - *gasp* lol
“Tom, she’s rubbing my cellphone,” Bill whispered urgently. “It’s not even my dick!” – lol she’s getting handsey with his handi lol!!!
“Hey Bill! It looks like we’re getting out of this place!”
Encouraged, Bill continued to play along. He sang Raven a few lines from “Sacred.”
“I’m dying, but I know our looove will live,” he said in his most pained voice.
He allowed Raven to continue massaging the cellphone in his pants and moaned accordingly. - *squeals with laughter*
“I’m Elizabeth Katia Marina Angelina, and I refuse to be treated as just another booty call. I know I just barely met you at one of your concerts. But my gorgeous looks and sapphire eyes managed to hold your attention more than the other thousands of screaming girls could! I thought we were meant for each other.” - *sputters with laughter*
“Liz, baby, I’ve realized the error of my ways. I will abandon my lifestyle for you, a random fan I looked at for about 10 seconds during a concert,” Tom said in his smoothest voice. - *snorts*
The twins looked around and discovered that the suburbs had vanished completely. They were standing in a bustling city. By now, both had figured out the rules in their bizarre new world. – you sure?!
“Ok so, the trick is to meet up with these fanfiction characters, do whatever they expect us to do, and get home,” Tom said. – do you have any idea how many of these there are?!
“Bill, what’s the matter? What’s the next stop? Nomakeupland?” – lol!!!
Tom laughed happily at his little joke, but stopped when he saw the sign for himself. Bill read it out loud.
“Cestville.” - *whines with laughter* haaaahhhaaaa!!!
Date: 05/01/09 11:56 am Title: Prologue
“Shut up, Tomi. I’m not the one who was daintily sipping Cosmos all night.”
“Hey, people BOUGHT those for me. I couldn’t refuse, ok?” - *snorts*
Bill was too dizzy to think straight. After a few hundred more "Come oon"s from Tom, he decided that being sensible was taking too much effort. – It would be difficult to put up a fight.
Tom was too busy scrunching up his face to respond. They both became dizzy. The hotel room spun madly and slowly grew dimmer and dimmer…- and down the rabbit hole they went!
They had turned up on someone’s front lawn. – oy!
“No, idiot. Unless heaven is supposed to look like a nondescript suburban neighborhood. Get up.” – wow his vocab is impressive even with a hangover?!
This is a great start!
Date: 04/08/09 02:07 pm Title: Chapter 9 - Gusti Stavi and Georgimeister
^_^ *faved* I love this. ^_^
Date: 04/08/09 01:29 pm Title: Chapter 1 - Sueville
LOL!!!! Cestville... I'm dying here.