Date: 10/19/13 08:47 am Title: Chapter 1
lol this always makes me laugh XD
Date: 06/04/13 05:16 pm Title: Chapter 1
Ahaha! Oh you truly made my night with this. I was grinning all the time, because oh man, this is not entirely impossible. Well, regardless of the fact that Mateo and Dieter were not in good terms at all in reality. :D
Thank you for the laughs :)
Author's Response: So glad I could make your night :D
Date: 06/03/13 11:43 am Title: Chapter 1
It was cute to hear about adorable oblivious Bill through the voices of Mateo and Dieter. Poor Bill really is stupid, huh. *pats his head*
Author's Response: I just think of little derpy Bill playing with Jumbie. How adorable!
Date: 06/03/13 01:47 am Title: Chapter 1
Ahhhhhh Ha ha haha hahahahahaaaaaa!!!
"I need a facial! Blow me! Look what I can do!" This was a gorgeous little gem, just cute and funny as hell (of course). I love how you wrapped it up with Tom telling the guy that Bill's "just stupid." So succinct! (and no, I'm not picking up on you, it's a real word). And those shake weights - those late night commercials are just free porn for poor truck drivers. Loved this, it was a neatly wrapped, funny story about two deluded people! More! Gimme more!
Author's Response: My friends from high school keep saying they're going to get me a shake weight as a gag gift one of these years and they never have and I'm not going to lie - I'm a little disappointed. "A funny story about two deluded people"? I wish all of my stories could be summed up by that statement because I love writing stuff like this. I was a little surprised about how good of a response I got on this little story - I've hit a new record on the number of reviews I've gotten on a one-shot.
Date: 05/30/13 11:24 pm Title: Chapter 1
"Gosh, I don't know what I'm training for, but I sure hope it never happens!"
*cracks up* Bill is stupid like a FOX sometimes, I swear. He's simultaneously the dumbest and most adorably crafty person I know. I loved your Mateo POV.
Author's Response: Ellen DeGeneres is HILARIOUS, right?? But yeah, I agree with your assessment of Bill. And I'm glad you liked the Mateo POV, I thought it would be fun to try out.
Date: 05/30/13 04:46 pm Title: Chapter 1
LMAO: it sounds like Dieter is the stupid one!!!
Author's Response: He's just desperate for Bill's ass ;) lol
Date: 05/30/13 03:03 pm Title: Chapter 1
This was hilarious. I could so see Bill being so naive and stupid that he doesn't realize how he sounds. Then again maybe he's just a tease and enjoys getting older men all hot and horny! lol Anyway, I really enjoyed this. :)
Author's Response: Most of the reviews I've gotten so far have all been people saying that they could totally see Bill acting this way so I'm glad I'm not the only one who thinks he has potential to be an adorable ditz at times. But I agree, I definitely think he gets some enjoyment out of it too ;)
Date: 05/30/13 10:18 am Title: Chapter 1
LMAO Tom you didn't have to say it like that LMFAO.
This is the only thing relating to Bill and the old guy that I read and I didn't feel sick and I only read it because of the humor.
Author's Response: I felt like Tom's statement was slightly insensitive but I've had that line in my head for a few months now and I thought it was a good closer lol. I'm glad you could finally read something Dieter/Bill that didn't make you sick!
Date: 05/30/13 07:31 am Title: Chapter 1
This was really fun to read, exactly what you need to make you smile a blue day like this :) I can absolutly see Bll that clules then it come to some things, and Dieter, that man creeps me out! Ugh. I'm sure he thinks the whole world is constantly flirting with him.
Author's Response: I hope I don't creep you out just because I think the whole world is constantly flirting with me :P I'm glad you liked it. Always good to have mum's approval.
Date: 05/30/13 02:28 am Title: Chapter 1
Loved it! Made me laugh XD I can totally see something like this happening in real life durning DSDS. Heck, the comment Dieter made about Bill durning the semi-finals make sense now ;D Anyway, love the story, funny, short, and with a oblivious/adorable Bill, BIG PLUS!
Author's Response: I made you laugh! That's the best compliment I can get on crack/humor stories like this. I'll have to go investigate as to what comment Dieter made about Bill... I stopped watching the episodes when they stopped putting English subtitles on them.
Date: 05/29/13 10:43 pm Title: Chapter 1
This story is hilarious. I really enjoyed it!
I love the protective Tom.
Author's Response: So glad you liked it. Protective Tom is always a favorite.
Date: 05/29/13 10:25 pm Title: Chapter 1
LOL omg! The only way this could have been better is with real things that we all don't know about xD I'm sure Bill isn't as stupid and innocent as all that, but I'm equally convinced that he's an accidental heartbreaker ;P
Author's Response: Oh, I'm completely convinced that this entire story actually happened in real life ;) I think 'accidental heartbreaker' is the perfect description for Bill. Idk why, but i just love portraying him as some kind of klutzy, oblivious, perverted yet completely innocent clueless character.
Date: 05/29/13 10:07 pm Title: Chapter 1
shake weight! *falls on floor*
okay seeing something from you already makes me feel all warm and fuzzy, but this was just awesome. i can absolutely see bill doing all of this! totally putting his foot in his mouth...and wouldn't that excite dieter even more??? LMAO!
thanks for this!
Author's Response: Nothing like a well timed Shake Weight joke. Have you ever seen the clip of Ellen DeGeneres demonstrating one? Oh goodness, that was hilarious. I think the reason I found this story so funny was because i can totally see all of this happening.
Date: 05/29/13 09:55 pm Title: Chapter 1
Haha this story was great. Sometime you wonder whether Bill is intentionally looking sexy and provocative...and sometimes he probably is...but there are so many times that it just seems to come to him naturally and by accident. And then it's sexy AND adorable.
Poor oblivious Dieter (in your story).
Author's Response: I agree completely! Bill has to be a totally inadvertent tease. I kind of took the concept from the fact that it seemed like Dieter was all over Bill all the time and just took it from there and ran with it. So glad you liked it!