Yay for sexitiems! That was great! They're so shameless, with Tom groping Bill to feel for hair, and Bill getting comfortable by grinding his ass into Tom's groin. XD

I think Bu would be funny if he showed up to help, and Bill being interested in getting his opinion on his pubes again. Oooh oh oh, have something go wrong with Bill's pubes, like razor burn or some sort of uncomfortable allergic reaction! And have him all laid up in bed and Tom go shopping for ointments and all that lovely stuff, with his poor German! Just a suggestion, by no means do you have to do this.

Good old Scotty. He must be making sure of dog things, maybe thinking that if Tom's sniffing at Bill's ass that he's doing it wrong. *shudders* What if Scotty tries to demonstrate how to properly sniff an ass? Stop. Stop my thoughts, they are running rampant.

China! Sounds like fun! A few people I know have done that, and they had a great time. I will follow you on twitter! I'm adesadi there. :D Thanks for giving us a notice, and I hope you have fun!

YAYYY. yes, there should be Bushido because I'm a horn dog. Maybe B and T could not have talked yet about how they feel, and Bushido can show up and try to teach Bill a few things...then Tom can get mad/possessive, but I'd love it if Bill and Bushido got somewhere. maybe not everywhere.

I wanna see Bill and tom have a threesome with a girl and Bill getting his first bblowjob

I want Bill to realise that it's Tom who needs to take his virginity because nobody else knows his body better than Tom.

Tom also wants to take Bill because he knows that he will look after him and not hurt him.

this was a good chapter!
i cant wait for the next chapter!
an i do not like bushido sorry!

oh! and i agree with...um...that person down there *points a couple reviews down* you MUST read work out by mohanrocks. excellently humorous story! but there's a tissues-required scene as well. but still an amazing story.

Author's Response: I started reading it today :D I just finished chapter 5, and so far I'm really enjoying it :) I love it when people recommend stories for me to read!

Oh, and I just saw the response to my first review! Looks like we're going to be mutual fans, all rubbing up on each other and shit (I too am loudmouthed and proudly pervy. Discussions on anal sex, anyone??). Anyway, your apoplectic joy at my review has me all walking proud, chest out, swaggering around like the neighborhood bully (actually, this is how I normally walk). Your writing really is smooth, the characters so natural in that funky kind of way. Have you read Mohanrock's Workout? Have I pushed that story enough? To the point (in a super roundabout way), her Bill in that story is beyond hilarious, so I recommend it. Your Bill reminds me of hers - just living in his own Mr. Rogers world. Here's something funny (it entertained ME anyway, which is all that counts. To me)... I am not a Tokio Hotel fan (never did fan well, rich famous people piss me off. Plus, I'm a little old for a boy band) so I don't know much about them outside of the real-life based stories on this site. ANYway... a couple stories mentioned Tom's new dreds, so I looked up some pics of them (recent ones are really difficult to find for some reason, or I just don't dig enough cuz it really doesn't interest me too much - if I learn too much about the real guys, it messes with these fantasy worlds in my head. The fake ones are sooo much better and anywayyy) I saw some video where they won some kind of fan award and I clicked on it and Bill looks like shit. I really, really hate how he looks now. Where is the soft beautiful Bill! Even though I haven't looked at thousands of fotos of them, I swear Bill hasn't looked happy ever since he changed. That little, slightly arrogant glimmer to his eyes has been gone, scrubbed away by that hideous facial hair and ugly biceps. Okay, back to the main idea, I think: I saw the three minute clip, and they mentioned that TH fans are called aliens. I didn't know that til today. THEREFORE...had I not seen that, I would not have understood your comment about Scotty. Whew. As for you never having pets - at least the ones in your imagination are interesting and funny and have ulterior motives. Hope I didn't offend with the "not a fan" and "Bill is ugly now" comments, but I'm not generally very smart about keeping my opinions to myself. AND any rate, I'll definitely be reading more of your stories. All of them. Jeez, stay home from work sick, and it makes me rambly as some homeless crazy man in front of a 7-11.

Author's Response: If only i had a dollar for every time I tried to talk about anal sex with my friends in high school and they forced me to shut up! I haven't read Workout, but because you've so highly recommended it, I know that I'll enjoy it *searches to find it immediately* And i can semi-relate to you not being a fan. Honestly, if someone had told me this time last year that I'd be writing Tokio Hotel fanfiction I would've been like, "Tokio Hotel? Isn't that that weird European band my ex-boyfriend listened to back in 2006 with that one song about a tsunami or something?" (I feel like I'm blaspheming by admitting this on this site, but shhhhh maybe no one will see this.) And then I made a friend this past year who was obsessed with the band and had posters of them everywhere and was always playing their music and somewhere along the way I started to like the music and I developed a big huge crush on both of the twins because i find them both to be completely drool worthy. And then I started to project all of my sexual/comedic fantasies onto them and was like, "I need to share my thoughts with the internet!" And i can understand what you mean about Bill's more recent looks, sometimes i miss the more feminine looks, but I'm pretty much down for whatever. It was clearly fate for you to find out about the fans being called aliens just in time for me to make a reference. The stars were aligned for us to "meet" lol (so creepy) Scotty reminds me a lot of my imaginary pet dog Buttercup that I had when i was seven. She was awesome, but she ran away a few months after I had adopted her into my imagination. Damn dogs! I was heartbroken. You've made my day <3 And i just realized that I need to get cracking with this story because I need to finish it within the next month before i leave to go to China for the semester O_O Idk if I'll be able to post to this site while I'm over there, and I don't want to take any risks. Shit! Now I'm working with a deadline.

YOU GOT IT! I planted "climax" in there for you, hoping you'd get it. YOU DID. YOU ARE AWESOME.

Tell your brain that I'll pick it up (and you too) at 7:00 pm tomorrow night. After dinner, we're going to go to petsmart for our date and pretend that one of us is a dog. That will be fun! Fine by you?

Author's Response: I'm a dirty pervert: it's in my job description to pick up on sexual innuendos! Now I feel extra special for passing your little test :P rnAnd my brain and I will be waiting for you! We just need to figure out what to wear @_@

Yay, the confusion was resolved! They're both thinking threesomes... I think they should just drop the third wheel and go at it like bunnies, but that wouldn't make for as fun or as much of a story. :)

So the story's approaching its climax, huh? It's building up to this one big moment? *gets popcorn, sits and waits eagerly*

Author's Response: Yes! The story *coughcoughBILLcoughcough* is most definitely approaching a climax.

Hello, fecalmatterurinefelinesexact! After all your reviews (silly and short, long and in-depth, rambling and sweet), I decided to see what you had. Lo and behold, I was mightily impressed! Before talking about the few chapters I've read, I'll just mention that when people leave me lovely, long, well-written reviews, I hope that they're authors on this site. Sort of gives a glimpse into talent (and an ability to spell, which is a shockingly rare thing). It can also be a shortcut to finding a good writer without going through pages and pages of (always nc17, always slash) story titles, hoping to find a fresh first-rater, and not a "guess this will do" second-rater. And what did I find this time? (*clapping and jumping up and down and giggling just a little on the hysterical side*) this cute little gem. The title alone had me quirking an eyebrow in curiosity. Your self-effacing comments at the beginning were hilarious (I will take them as "just trying to not come off as an egomaniac cuz I actually know how great I am" rather than "I really have self-esteem issues," because super healthy confidence is a much better way to go through life. Means you're never bored because you're always hanging with your fave person) and anyway...the first scene where Tom finds Bill rocking back and forth on the bathroom floor - nice! First had me thinking that he'd scorched himself or shaved down to the bone or had some type of grievous injury and I probably misspelled that, but apparently is his usual way of not dealing with decisions. Wow, hate to say how familiar I am with that feeling. Total break-down. And all Bill's pathetic phone calls to people who should never, ever blatantly ignore him cuz he's so adorable - okay, this can be one problem that could come with a healthy dose of self-confidence - a wee bit of self righteousness (like me! I truly believe that all traffic lights should be green for me, because, well, it's ME, dammit! Electronic devices controlling the flow of traffic should bow down!). You have one of those writing styles that rolls out so smoothly and naturally. The characters already have a nice depth to them, even with as shallow as they actually are (Bill and Tom are 22 yr old pop stars, pampered and famous and rich for most of their lives, how interesting can they actually be??). Maybe "personality" is a better way to describe it than "depth." Bill's silly and single focused on something so ridiculous, but it's his PUBES!!! He needs to make the right choice! Which shows how narrow his world really is. And poor Tom and that heavy anchor between his legs. Oh, and I love how he just threw the eggs on the floor for Scotty. Oh, and the dog! Interesting to add him as a character with thoughts and a point of view and a purpose. We all know our pets have personalities, but other people's dogs are just dogs. You reminded us otherwise, making him a key component of the twins' world. I'll be getting back to this story after working on my next chapter, and I'm really having to make myself do that!

Author's Response: Omgomgomg I'm hyperventilating. I'm still in shock. I just did like a freaking quadruple take to make sure that the almighty mizu actually just left me a review. This is amazing! I'm freaking out. I'm sooooo excited (and nervous/self-concious) that you took a look at my story! I've been in love with you (that sounds creepy…) since the day that you first posted Delusions of Narcissus, and I've been hooked on that story ever since. Every time you update I flip out. rnrnI have the exact filtering: always slash, always NC-17. Or at least, almost always. I can't even communicate to you how much this review means to me. I must have read it at least 8 times already. As far as my comments about me thinking my writing is shit, I'm flattered that you took those as "not trying to be an egomaniac" because they were honestly purely based in self-consciousness. This is really the first time I've ever given writing a good shot, but every time I've tried before I've given up because I have a short attention span and get frustrated that i can't write as fast as i think. And there's so many talented writers on this site (yourself included) that it makes me feel intimidated cause I don't think I'm anything special, but I just try to make people laugh :)rnrnHearing (or I guess reading?) that you've enjoyed what you've read so far is like the best thing that's ever happened to me! I'm so so so so so happy to receive such an amazing review, and such a positive one at that, from you! I honestly never even thought I had a writing style, let alone a good one, because like I said, I just write like how I talk in everyday life, which is usually loudly and inappropriately because I'm a closet (or maybe not so closet) pervert. And I can totally relate to the feeling of thinking you're the center of the universe. rnrnIt makes me giddy to know that you've enjoyed what you've read to far, especially that you like Scotty's character. The funny thing is, I've actually never had a pet in my entire life. I like to think that Bill and Tom let all the aliens adopt their dogs in spirit, though, so Scotty's really part mine ;) In my head, Scotty's the center of attention in Tom's world.rnrnI'm nervous and excited at the same time for you to keep reading! Thank you thank you thank you SO MUCH for reviewing, and I'm sorry if i seem like a crazy stalker/creeper, I swear I'm not. I'm just a huge fan of your work (that sounds like something I'd say to a celebrity.)