Date: 11/03/11 02:55 am Title: Oh Tom, when will you learn?
Once Upon a Time is on ABC, sundays, at eight o clock just so ya know. I hope your busy-ness goes well.
Date: 11/02/11 07:05 pm Title: Oh Tom, when will you learn?
You had me wanting to marry you at "Tom really did fucking love him." This was wonderful, and it really made my day
Author's Response: Phew, I'm glad I'm not the only one feeling like this :D I'm so glad that you enjoyed this, love! It makes MY day that it made your day, kay? <3 <3 Thank youuuu!!
Date: 11/02/11 03:59 am Title: Oh Tom, when will you learn?
Center Parcs is like, a cute little holiday park with badgers :D
Author's Response: OMG I NEED TO GO THERE
Date: 11/01/11 11:46 pm Title: Oh Tom, when will you learn?
Why must you always make me feel special inside X) It's because of your weird sense of humor that I put up with you using my family names :) But that's not true, there is total a competition between you and BIll as a crab. But noooo you're sweet
Date: 11/01/11 10:10 pm Title: Oh Tom, when will you learn?
I just realized the amount of typos I made when i reviewed last -facepalm- excuse me I read that at 3 am-ish xD and oc we should! I emailed you via TH i think xD Hope you got that! :D
Author's Response: I didn't even notice, girl! Don't ever worry about something like that, kay? :D I did get it! I'll totally go add you right now :)
Date: 11/01/11 07:12 pm Title: Oh Tom, when will you learn?
....Georg's naked under there, isn't he. BILL IS SO AWKWARD AND THE CRAB SUIT MAKES IT WORSE! But his jokes are making me grin all inappropriately considering I'm reading this at school. LOL. Sebillstian.
Thank you for not telling the story about the corn farmer man, I don't do well with scary stories. But a part of me does want to know... What the heck kinda story did Bill tell?
.....I knew Georg was naked under there. And what a happy snappy sappy ending!
Author's Response: YOU AGAIN!?!?! Oh goodness. This is fabulous because I love you! Georg is quite naked under there, indeed. Crab puns and swagger are the new thing, kay? :D LMAO SEBILLSTIAN. That is fantastic. Bill as a crab is probably the most awkward thing I can currently picture.
You are so very welcome for not telling the story. It would have been really scary. For sure. I don't think you want to know. Hell, I don't even want to know. That kid's head...it has things in it.
YOU DID KNOW. You're so smart! That was indeed a s(n)appy ending! hehe. Thank you so much for a second wonderful review! I don't know what I did to deserve youuuuu! <3
Date: 11/01/11 06:24 pm Title: Oh Tom, when will you learn?
That was SO good! I looooove reading about these boys, as long as you has inspiration and want to read about them, I will be more than happy to read it!
I adore how in love Tom is in this. He just really loves his Bill and I think it's adorable. And Omg, Bill as Sebastian the crab was so hilarious! The whole thing was just so funny (and the sexy scene was really hoooot!).
ps: I LOL at this: ``Georg was cut off by a very enthusiastic crustacean.``
I can picture Bill very clearly in my head and it's HILARIOUS! XD
Author's Response: I am soooo glad that you enjoyed it! I love writing about them, so I'm just really lucky that you love reading about them ;) I will keep writing about them as long as you want me to!
Tom really is just sooo in love with little crab Bill. I'm so pleased that you found this funny and sexy! Thank you soooo much for reading and for this lovely review!
HAHA I totally forgot about that line! I'm glad it made you laugh :D
YES I'M GLAD I'M NOT ALONE. Bill as a crab is just amazing to me. :)
Date: 11/01/11 02:43 am Title: Oh Tom, when will you learn?
LOL totally didnt get it, but i'll go back and check out the story. hope it's as cracky as this was...omg crab puns. but anyway, yah, orgasms ARE cool. :)
yes, he has the crab swag and i had to try REALLY hard not to laugh cuz my roomie is "studying" butttt it was really hard. it was escaping from my nose xD dude I WAS A PIRATE, TOOOOOOOOOO! i feel like too many ppl are pirates, but at the same time, pirate costumes are like the coolest, soo....yah
Author's Response: I'm so glad that you read this! And I would be sooo delighted if you read the story! And it is even moooore cracky than this, haha. So I hope you enjoy. I'm pretty sure I exhausted every crab pun. I left none alone! And yus, orgasms are pretty great :D
He totally has the crab swag! Haha, I'm really glad this made you wanna laugh. If you do read Work Out, make sure you're not around that studying roomie ;) Just a little disclaimer. It is one of the most ridiculous things you will ever lay eyes on.
YOU WERE A PIRATE?? Duuuude, we know what's up. Pirate costumes really are pretty boss so I can't blame people for wanting to be all piratey. But I'm almost positive that you were probably the coolest pirate on Halloween. You'd have to be to leave a review like this :D Thank you so much for reading!! :)
Date: 10/31/11 11:47 pm Title: Oh Tom, when will you learn?
XD Crab Bill is adorable! and i totally want to hear that scary story o.o lol great job yet again! ^_^
Author's Response: I'm so glad that you find him adorable, too! Haha, I don't think even I want to hear that story. hehe.Thank you sooo much for reading! I'm really so glad you you enjoyed it <3
Date: 10/31/11 01:36 pm Title: Oh Tom, when will you learn?
LoL Snappy Halloween to you too :D I missed these guys, they never fail to make me laugh. For some reason I knew that Bill would dress up as a crab! Awww picturing Bill wearing a crab suit, he looks so funny and cute =3 Tom is such a wonderful good sweet boyfriend!
Author's Response: Oh, why thank you very much! :D I'm so glad you missed them. I always have so much fun writing about them. And I'm always so pleased to make you laugh! Haha, did you really? I love that you feel that way about Bill as a crab, too. It delights me! Tom really is the best to Bill. He puts up with all of his random and awkward :D Thank you so much for reading and leaving me this lovely review! <3
Date: 10/31/11 11:34 am Title: Oh Tom, when will you learn?
I'm so happy to see these guys back again! I missed them! Bill is just too cute and Tom is so sweet for going along with it. I guess that's what true love must look like.
Sadly enough I spent my weekend writing a grant and studying for an accounting midterm. I'm not going to get the chance to celebrate Halloween this year. Ah well; at least I have this lovely one-shot to cheer me up :) Have a happy halloween!
Author's Response: Well, I'M so happy to see YOU! Hehe. I really am. I missed writing about them! I have a crazy amount of fun doing so, so I'm lucky that you like reading about them ;) Tom really loves that dude, letting him dress him up and embarrass him like that ;D
I really should have spent my weekend doing school work, too. You have seriousl willpower. Where can I get some of that? :D I'm so happy that my one-shot could cheer you up! That's what I always want to do for you, make you smile, laugh, and cheer you up. :D Thank you sooo much for reading and reviewing! You are so lovely! <3
Date: 10/31/11 08:57 am Title: Oh Tom, when will you learn?
He's fucking tall... what I'm imagining looks like a crab in a stick.. O.o sooo I fail. XDDD MermanTomi is hawt tho.
Author's Response: OMG like a crab kebab!! Haha, I didn't even think about that. Lolol. You don't fail, you're awesome! Mmmm MermanTom. Yusss. I'm glad you feel me on that. Thank you soo much for reading and reviewing! <3
Date: 10/31/11 12:39 am Title: Oh Tom, when will you learn?
Bill's ass would be easy for me to think about. But I'm a Bill girl, and you're a Tom girl. Do you think about Tom's ass? It's rather elusive to the naked eye.
"You can be my bike bitch!" Bill is so precious, and so are you for writing him thusly~ "Who said you were going to be the dragon?" I love this Bill, so so much. I love him, but not as much as Tom does. And I love you more than Tom loves Bill.
Love birds are terrible little sharp-beaked brats, they're awful. Remember back a zillion reviews ago? My finger being bitten off?
...psst, "air" of importance, not heir.
...PFFTTTT BOY SCOUT TENT, I love you!!! The sex scene is great with all the back and forth about the straddling of the faces. I've never read the likes of that before! It's all so awkward and sexy! It really does stand out in all the smut on this site, it's quite memorable and endearing.
Author's Response: Listen, it's just a really easy ass to come to mind. I don't really think about Tom's ass that much...because it's always obscured! But even though I am a Tom girl, I do like to think about Bill's ass. I just do.
Hehe, I could not be more delighted that you love this Bill so much. I have an obscene amount of fun writing him. I really do. He says all of the things that I long to say on the daily. You love me MORE THAN TOM LOVES BILL? My goodness. Thats a good thing though...that way I'm not the only one feeling like this ;)
OH YES I DO REMEMBER. So funny that creatures that sound so lovely are actually little terrors. I'm so sorry for your dear finger :(
Thank you for that correction! You always have my back <3
YES, BOY SCOUT TENT. I love you, toooo! I'm so glad you liked the 69. It can definitely be an awkward thing, but if executed correctly...gloriousness can ensue. Seriously, that is such an amazing compliment. I'm always so nervous about posting sexy things. You make me soooo happy.
I LOVE YOU OKAY
Date: 10/31/11 12:38 am Title: Oh Tom, when will you learn?
Aw darling this made me smile :) (and laugh until I couldn't breathe but y'know) the point is this is beautiful. I miss these two too! I too enjoy imagining bill in a crab suit....
Much love,
Marissa
Author's Response: Sweetness! I'm really happy that I could make you smile (and laugh that much because I love that). :) I'm so happy that you enjoyed! I miss this whole world :( I'm just gonna have to keep writing about it then, I guess! Hehe, I'm glad you feel me on the crab thing. It causes instant smiles. But then again, so do reviews from you. Thank you, love! <3
Date: 10/31/11 12:15 am Title: Oh Tom, when will you learn?
LMAO I love this series of stories
Author's Response: I am seriously so happy that you do! Thank you so much for reading and reviewing :D
Date: 10/30/11 11:21 pm Title: Oh Tom, when will you learn?
As soon as I saw the words "Halloween", "Costumes", and "Bill", I knew Bill was gonna turn Tom into a merman. As Mr. Smith always says, "It is inevitable."
Non sequiter - One day I was walking in the park by my local high school. I was about to pass by this old man when he motioned me to come over. I stopped and asked him if he needed something. This old dude suddenly grabbed me and was trying to feel me up and kiss me and shit. So I pushed him off and I shit you not, the first thing out of my mouth was, "I DON'T LIKE OLD BALLS!"
Then I went to the police station and reported the pervert. I don't go to that park anymore!
Author's Response: You are so very wise to have guessed this! I am very impressed. You have clearly done your Work Out reading. :) Mr. Smith is a wise man, he is.
OH MY GOSH. That is an absolutely horrifying experience! I'm so happy that you got away from him. And that Bill's line could help you! But seriously, that is disgusting and I'm really glad that you reported that asshole. No old balls should be coming near you. No way, no how.
Thank you so much for reading this! I'm really happy that you did, and that you shared that story with me so that I can gush over how happy I am that you're safe :) <3
Date: 10/30/11 11:06 pm Title: Oh Tom, when will you learn?
CRAB!BILL MAKES MY HEART(dick) SO HAPPY! Just. So fucking adorable. And his horrible crab puns. Jeezusss, I cried because of how hard this made me laugh :) Honestly, how do you come up with this shit? It's pure fucking gold. Truly. Totally original and one-of-a-kind and and and I love you! HONESTLY, I just finished rereading Work out and and and I just missed it so much >//< But still, you're fantastic at writing and so damned creative. Totally jealoussss! But yes, I love yoououuuu~
Author's Response: Bill as a crab and you...the combination is enough to make my heart(dick) explode with...something ;) So many crab puns! I really had to think hard about those, lol. Sometimes the puns come naturally, and other times it can be a bit hard (like my hard on for you).
It made you laugh that much?? That delights me soooo! I have no clue where it comes from. Probably from a place in my brain that no one should every be fully exposed to. I LOVE YOU FOR LOVING IT.
Did you really reread it?? OH MY GOSH SERIOUSLY I LOVE YOU> I miss it too, I really do. Thank you so much for all of the amazing compliments about my writing and stories! You always know just what to say to make me smiiiiile.
Don't be jealous! All of this is totally yours ;) And hey listen, I love youuuuuu, toooooo <3
Date: 10/30/11 10:13 pm Title: Oh Tom, when will you learn?
lmfao!!!!!...Yea..Tom should've known better than to leave that entirely up to Bill *shakes head* At least Bill didn't expect him to be a mermaid. But dear lord, would Tom ever make a sexy merman? I could totally see it.
Ummm...what'd I do this weekend?...Oh! I went and saw In Time, it was a nice remake on the whole "Robin Hood" story line, and then I had to write an essay, whic is still not done, its due Tuesday, and today, I helped my mom move a new sofa into the living room, watched some Law & Order SVU, Big Bang Theory, and that new series, Once Upon A Time. Its a pretty spiffy show so far, if you haven't seen it, I recommend it.
It was so awesome seeing these guys again! I missed them so much. Fantastic work, I can't wait to see what shenanigans they get up to mext! Keep up th awesome work, on this and on Rough. *hugs*
Author's Response: Seriously, I know he loves him and all but...he should know when to say no, haha. Tom would make a GLORIOUS merman! I see it in my head right now. And I'm lovin' it, gurl.
OH! I've been wondering about that movie. If you liked it, I'll definitely have to see it! Ugh, I have so much school work to do these next two weeks. It kills me to even think about it. A new sofa? Nice! Is it comfy cozy? I haven't heard of OR seen that new show! I shall have to check it out!
I'm so happy that you were glad to see these guys. I really missed them too. Thank you soooo much for reading! I'm really happy that you enjoyed it. I shall keep it up! I'm planning on updating Rough tomorrow! <3 *hugs and loves*
Date: 10/30/11 09:29 pm Title: Oh Tom, when will you learn?
YOU!
You are a mess. And so are these two.
Much love and pickles and Whataburgers in the world...
Author's Response: No, YOU! I am a mess. But I'm in good company with those two. If you'd like to join us, we'll be eating pickles at Whataburger, kay? <3 Love you! Thank you so much for reading!
Date: 10/30/11 08:52 pm Title: Oh Tom, when will you learn?
*picks self up off of floor*
okay, few things. the mental image of bill as a crab with just his face showing...too adorable.
and i love how tom has just lovingly accepted all of bill's quirks cuz he's just that much in love with him...and yeah, maybe a little pussy whipped.
CRAB SWAGGER! LMAO!!!
here's a question. how did geo find a hat small enough to fit THAT head?
*fantasizes about tom's merman abs*
and for some reason it wasn't the mutual blowjobs that did it for me. it was just bill kissing tom right below his belly button. that was just...DAYUM! wish i could do that. fuckin' lucky ass bill.
okay i've perhaps had way too much sugar/caffeine today. this review was weird even for me. kay bye!
Author's Response: I cannot begin to tell you how delighted I am by this review. This is by far the longest and most amazing one I've ever gotten from you. (that sounds duuurty, hehe). KEEP CONSUMING SUGAR AND CAFFEINE OKAY. Jk, I love you just the way you are. Bill with only his sweet little face showing amidst a giant crab suit...tugs at my heartstrings fondly. I love that about Tom, too! He's def pussy whipped but also yes, so in luuuurve. Everyone wants to have crab swagger, okay? I mean hell, I'd like some. :D DUDE I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT THAT HAT. *slips off into fantasy with you, mainly to forget about Georg's dick hat* Awww I love the below the belly button kiss, too! It's just really sweet to think about. Bill IS lucky. I love that you're a Tom girl. Because I am tooooo! Yay! Okay you're amazing bye. <3