This is by far the funniest thing I've read on this site in a while. I love the futuristic universe you've made here. This should be a tv show; it's got slapstick humor, hilarious dialogue, action, and explosions. And Bill Kaulitz. It would be the best show ever.

All of the little jokes and gags you embedded everywhere were genius. It was non-stop funny line after another, delivered perfectly. This was amazing! I'm gonna read it again, later. Thanks for making me bust out laughing!