Date: 10/10/11 01:00 am Title: I Wont See You Tonight
haha I love my sleep, too. But sex can keep you up. Trust me on that one. I can actually show you ;D haha Ooh, baby. Keep your hands away from there(; *holds your hands* Do you have school tomorrow.
Author's Response: Oh no, are you a tease? XD Cause that'll get me frustrated after a while, but I'll deal with it for you baby ;]. *laces fingers* I do but I'm attempting to study the German Vocab for tomorrow....except for I keep getting distracted by a beautiful lady. =]
Author's Response: Oh no, are you a tease? XD Cause that'll get me frustrated after a while, but I'll deal with it for you baby ;]. *laces fingers* I do but I'm attempting to study the German Vocab for tomorrow....except for I keep getting distracted by a beautiful lady. =]
Date: 10/10/11 12:47 am Title: I Wont See You Tonight
We could beat his little record. We got the best wife who can go for multiple rounds. I know I can. And even when you're tired, instead of letting you sleep, I'd just pleasure you, not giving a damn if I got anything back. You have been warned, babe(; Haha I bet people reading these reviews are think we are so weird, but who cares. haha As long as got my woman, I don't care about anything else. *loves on you*
Author's Response: Jeez, I think I'm gonna be orgasm-ed out after a while of just constant pleasuring. Not that I'd mind or anything ;D. I'd pleasure you back as much as possible though...but if I'm like literally exhausted, I might just pass out ontop of you or in the middle of something XD. I love my sleep lol. And for all the creeps reading this, they just need to know that this is what REAL LOVE LOOKS LIKE! *slides hands lower* ;D
Date: 10/10/11 12:39 am Title: I Wont See You Tonight
And you wanna know the best part? We get our period at the same time of the month so the other three weeks we can get freaky instead of having only two weeks to get freaky;D Wow, she must have been desperate for penis. Yuck. Penis. lmfao You have the best out there. Just like I do. And I hope the creeps, if any, stay the fuck away from baby so I won't have to beat anyone's ass or just show them how much I do love you(;
Author's Response: Oh my God, you're right. Fuck yeah for having periods that are in sync! Woot! XD From what he told me about that girl, she was. Like every day they'd go at it multiple times within like 5 hours of being at her house unless she was on her period. And yeah, all the creeps better stay away from my babes too cause I'm not afraid to choke a bitch if she messes with my woman. ;]
Date: 10/10/11 12:33 am Title: I Wont See You Tonight
Yes, I could show you how I use my tongue;D Cyberfloor? I wonder how that would work out. You better show me your tips because I would give you free exams(; I'd make sure to do a suuper good job. Christmas? That's so cheesy haha I can't believe that. Wow, that girl must have been desperate or something. Oh well, his mistake. You have me now;D You better hate men. You got the best girl write here who could pleasure you better than any man! :D
Author's Response: Oh, I love being married to you! ;D I'd do anything you want me to, babe. Hahaha. Exams for Photography tips? Sounds like a great trade off to me! Yeah, she was really convinced that she loved him or some shit like that. Oh well, I'm so much better off now. And yup, it's official. I absolutely hate men with their gross penises dangling between their legs cause I got myself a wonderful wife. =]
Date: 10/10/11 12:23 am Title: I Wont See You Tonight
We'll have to try at LEAST five times a night(; That is hot. I wanna fuck you right here right now. Lmao That's cool though. I wish I was good at photography. haha I wouldn't normally date someone black either, but I don't know. I guess I was just so in love haha. God, he's dating a blonde?! In another state?! The fuck. Babes, I'd never leave your sexy ass. Hmm, I bet you can make that lip ring do wonders;D Haha how long did you two last?
Author's Response: You know, at that rate we might as well just stay in bed with each other for the first year of our marriage lmao. Oh babes, lets do it. Right here on this....cyberfloor? XD I don't even know haha. I can teach you some of my Photography trips, babe; don't worry. Awe, I wont leave you either babe. <33 Him and I started dating on Christmas, so cheesy that he asked me out on that day but oh well. We only dated for a month because he was in an open relationship with some other girl at the time. She ended up messaging me and begging me to break up with him. It was weird. And yeah, he moved down to the state where his current girlfriend lives. =/ Men, I hate 'em sometimes. XD
Date: 10/10/11 12:12 am Title: I Wont See You Tonight
Okay. Haha you can have it;D I don't think we can make babies, but we can go through the process of making them;D Awe, a photographer? I love photographers. Girlll, you get more and more amazing each time I talk to you. Just when I think my love with you couldn't possibly grow anymore, you go and do something to make me fall even more. haha She knew I was perverted. It was late. haha I don't know why it took her a while. Probably because. Well, shit. I don't know lmfao. She's black. Lmfao it was so funny 'cause once one of my friends was like, "I'd never date a black person." I was like, "Me neith-shit. I already have." Lmfao he was like, "Ooh. You poor thing." But in my defense, I was blinded my love. Seriously. haha I forgot she was black. I even forgot she was girl. Like, I forgot it was "wrong." You know what I'm saying? Love conquers all:D
Author's Response: Hmm. I guess we'll adopt after going through the process of trying to make babies a lot ;D. Fine by me haha. Yuuuppp, I'm going to school right now to get my Photography degree. Hot, isn't it? ;D Lmao. Awe, you're sweet! Oh okay haha. Man, last year I ended up dating one of my best guy friends. He was black but like we were so close we'd talk about everything with each other. Normally, I wouldn't date someone black but with him I didn't think about it because we got along so well. BUT NOW HE'S DATING A BLONDE IN ANOTHER STATE! DX Oh well, that relationship felt kinda weird anyways. Haha.
Date: 10/10/11 12:01 am Title: I Wont See You Tonight
Awe, Danke:D I don't really think about getting married. I don't want a big wedding because it's too much to deal with. I know my mother thinks I should have a big wedding because I "would enjoy it." I mean we'll see. Haha but I watch a lot of Bridezillas so I know what to expect. Do you want a big wedding or anything? I'll buy you anything. Seeing as I'll be a nurse and the type I wanna be brings home the money. Plus, I'd give free exams and expect your body for free(; You'll be so proud of me. Haha last night my ex and I were talking about college and shit and she was saying how I should do stuff for her for free since it's expensive. I then flirt saying something smart about expecting her body for free and she goes, "Lmao Perv." I was like, "Bout damn time you caught on!" Lmfao I was hinting at it for a couple of texts. I swear you would think she was blonde. haha
Author's Response: Awe. We'll go halfzies (is that even a fucking word?!) on our wedding. I don't want a big ceremony, but I want the reception to be a HUGE party! Like tons of dancing, laughing, and baby making. Wait, that's saved for the honeymoon ;D. Lmao. Since I'll be a photographer, I can make you model for me when I'm in one of my artistic moods. I get those randomly so be prepared ;]. Lmfao, she dated you and just then she caught on that you were dirty minded? Wow! Was she not a blonde? x]
Date: 10/09/11 11:51 pm Title: I Wont See You Tonight
I love personality.! i love yours;D You got both going for ya, babe. It's why we're getting married:D Haha blondes usually have personality, but sometimes they are boring like shit. I love making the hearts, but I can't make them:( So I really can't show my love of you. It's so depressing. I'd want to say they had each other in a phone with a heart, but I never can 'cause of that stupid rule of no hearts. I don't understand why there can't be hearts. Love should be spread around. Right, babe? haha
Author's Response: You definitely have both going for you as well babe. XD While we're on this subject of getting married, what would your dream wedding be like? It's something I think about because my mom's pushing for grandchildren within the next like 8 years so yeah XD. Definitely not gonna happen but I think about it sometimes. Awww no, it is depressing not to be able to make heart D=. Of course love should be spread around. It's what makes the world go around. XD
Date: 10/09/11 11:37 pm Title: I Wont See You Tonight
Haha yes. They are so pretty and it's not fair! Gah. Oh well. haha I was Born This Way;D Personality is always number one and they have to have at least some cuteness. Now here comes an important question: Marry me? Lmfao we have tons of love between us and it would only make sense to get married. I'm so jealous how you get to make the heart sign. I can't. -___- I hate how you can only use it in your responses to reviews. Fucking website=p
Author's Response: Well yeah, obviously they gotta have personality. Looks without personality is like....fuck, I can't even think of an analogy for it. XD But yeah, looks without personality is just fucking awful. One of my ex's that dated a blonde, apparently he broke up with her like three months after they started dating because talking to her was like talking to a while; she was cute but didn't talk that much hehehe. Served him right. =O Oh my...OF COURSE I'LL MARRY YOU! Oh my god, I'm so happy! -insert crying here- x] I hate how you can't really make the heart sing on this thing. Like, I tried on one of the chapters of WIHAGG, but then when I previewed it, half of the whole chapter was gone. I couldn't figure out why it was like that for the longest time then I noticed it was because of the heart. No fair man. I love hearts. XD
Date: 10/09/11 11:17 pm Title: I Wont See You Tonight
Haha I like blondes;D Just kidding. I mean I do, but I go for personality. When I went through your stories, I realized I read most of them and liked most of them and I LOVE talking to you, so I might as well add you do my favorites. haha. It ofjdfjdkfj AND NOW MY LAPTOP IS BEING A GAY DOUCHE BAG!!!! STOP GOING TO FUCKING SlOW!!! I JUST WANNA TALK TO MY LOVE!!!! OH! It's working now. haha Lord, we are dorks for checking for each other. haha awe. It's love(; There's no other word to describe it:D
Author's Response: Not gonna lie; I tend to like blonde girls too. It's not fair that they're always so pretty! But of course there's cute girls that are brunettes too. Awe, I'm glad you liked most of my stories! I'm pretty sure I loved your stories I read. Idk, I always leave reviews so that's how I know haha. I think love is the only way to describe what we have. <33 XD Gosh, we're crazy lmao.
Date: 10/09/11 11:05 pm Title: I Wont See You Tonight
I think Tom is a blonde lover. haha we can pretend it'll be a girl who dyes her hair a lot;D Hah you're not being greedy. I'm just being...fuck. I forgot the damn word. Lmfao. I think you'd like it(; I added you to my favorite authors. Haha talking to you is making my day and gives me a reason to stay up. Last night I would have stayed up longer talking to you if my damn laptop wouldn't have been stupid. I woke up at nine this morning and waited in anticipation for you to get back to my review. Lmfao I'm such a dork;D
Author's Response: Yeah, I'm sure he is too. Most men are. Thank God my hair's fading to blonde then! ;D Haha I forgot the word earlier when I was talking to my mom about something. So I of course said, "That one thing." XD Hahaha. I do like all the reviews and conversing going on; it makes my day too. Hahaha, awww! You were already on my Favorite Authors cause I'm in fucking love with UT. x] I always check my email and shit to see if you've reviewed yet hahaha. We're dorks together babe, it's all good. ;D Lmfao
Date: 10/09/11 10:58 pm Title: I Wont See You Tonight
Hahah give it time. He will ditch hr ugly ass for a blonde. I honestly believe people are stalking our conversation. They think we are some weird motherfucker's, but they can't stop because we have the most interesting conversations lol I think I've give you about forty reviews. I think. Lmfao I just know it's a lot. I lost count. Lmao I can't count that high;D Yes love, they are lyrics. ;D Sexting by Blood On The Dancefloor
Author's Response: Aggghhhh why a blonde though!? Why not a girl that dyes her hair a lot who's currently a bright redhead? ;D -sigh- I can dream.... Yeah, I think it's been about 40-ish now. I think before the conversation started, I was at like 70 reviews. This is crazy. I feel so greedy that this whole conversation is only happening on my story. Hmm. I'm gonna have to listen to that song. x]
Date: 10/09/11 10:39 pm Title: I Wont See You Tonight
I know. I rather him fuck groupies then be with that ugly piece of shit. Lmfao Damn, I'm mean. Hahaha girlll, the shit we talk about. It's pretty fucking hilarious. Haha the story needs the reviews. Lmfao Dude, people are probably creepin' on our conversation and we don't even know it. lmfao. Hahah good. I definitely never want anything up my ass. That's just grody. haha I wanna fuck you hard. I wanna feel you deep. I wanna rock your body. I wanna taste your sweet.
Author's Response: LMFAO That was mean but so funny and true! Stupid Ria.... -.- Anyways, I'm sure people are probably reading this while thinking we're the most disturbed individuals they've ever seen. Yet they can't stop reading because we're just that fucking awesome hahaha. I don't understand how girls can like anal. It'd hurt so much, I'd like push the dude off me and cut his dick off for doing it! And as much as those last five sentences turn me on, I kinda hope they're lyrics x] ;D.
Date: 10/09/11 10:29 pm Title: I Wont See You Tonight
Hahaha I want a sarcastic font!!! Gah, I didn't see her pageant pictures. Hold up!!! Okay she looks DECENT in them. Her nose is fucking huge. Lmao I don't think they'll last. I mean, come on! It's Tom. Haha he'll find someone better and get with her. Haha Girl, I love talking to you. I think I gave you about thirty reviews just talking to you. Lmfao what if periods did have to do with your ass? I don't think I would use tampons then. Lmfao
Author's Response: That's true. I hope he finds this other girl soon dude, I can't take it anymore. Or I hope he just decides to go back to his old ways of staying single and fucking groupies. I'd be so much happier hahaha. Dude talking to you is a blast. People will probably look at this story in the future and be like, "Oh this story has lots of reviews, it has to be good!" Then they'll go through and read our conversation and be like "WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS!?" Lmao. Dude....if periods had to do with your ass. Yeah, lmfao, I definitely wouldn't use tampons anymore.
Date: 10/09/11 09:56 pm Title: I Wont See You Tonight
haha maybe it would have helped if I heard you say it. I'm good at that. I know when I'm texting people I know when they're being sarcastic. haha There really should be a sarcastic font. IT would be amazing and be used a lot by me:D Really? 'Cause when I first saw her, I thought she was so ugly. I was like Tom wouldn't tap someone that ugly. lol I remember everyone gave me shit saying I only thought she was ugly 'cause she was with Tom. But that's not he reason at ALL. haha then when the Target pic came out, every one then apologized saying I was right. Lmao It was nice. I don't know. I hope he has a girlfriend and is happy, I just hope it isn't her 'cause she's ugly. lmao I'm so mean, but its true! Haha awe, don't hate me. Just kidding, I'm not that blonde(; hah, pssh. Guys are idiots for going to a blonde after you! You're sexy;D haha Hmm, I have the Env Touch with Verizon. haha Shit, I hate when my period does that. You're all happy it's gone and then they next time you go potty, your underwear is ruined. Haha I think it's a pain in the vagina. lmfao
Author's Response: Would a sarcastic font be obnoxious or subtle? Hmm..Probably subtle depending on how sarcastic you wanna be hahaha. The first pictures I saw of her where from the pageants she was in and that one that says "Better than Twins" or some shit below her. Those Target pictures man, her fucking nose is sooo ugly! I really hope Tom wont be with her for long, if he's with her at all. So I completely agree with you hahaha. And I don't hate you; I always give people a chance if my initial vibe I get from them is wrong. And awe, thank you Dear hahaha. Yeah, I'm pretty sure it's a pain in the vagina too because periods don't have to do with your ass. XD
Date: 10/09/11 07:56 pm Title: I Wont See You Tonight
OH wow. Haha yeah. I can play "Sweet Child O Mine." I'm so proud of myself for knowing that. Haha umm. Personally, I think she's ugly. Like really ugly. And I'm not saying that because she may or may not be dating Tom. I'm saying that because her face is ugly. lol I thought Chantelle was pretty. See? I'll admit when I girl is pretty. (Well, duh. I like girls). But that proves I don't think Ria is pretty because she's with Tom. I think she's ugly because she is. I think Tom could do way better than her. I'm not even going to make comments on them because I don't know if they are dating or not. I won't believe it unless Tom comes out himself and says so. Until then, they are not dating. lol Not because I'm in denial, but like the boys say: You can't believe everything. haha I mean I'd be happy if they were in a relationship. Just not with her! She's so ugly! lol haha what phone do you have? My period left yesterday:D haha
Author's Response: I was being sarcastic about Slash being an alright guitar player. MUHAHAHAHA TEST: FAILED! XD That test might've been shitty though...oh well. Re-test in the future? And now that I'm on my laptop I can talk about Ria hehe. I used to think she was decent looking until I saw the pictures of her shopping at Target. Now I know that she's only pretty if she has three pounds of make up on her face and some photoshop afterwords. I do agree that we don't know for sure if they're actually boyfriend and girlfriend or not and I wont be COMPLETELY devastated until I hear those words from his mouth. But the evidence of them being together is pretty damn convincing. Chantelle was very pretty but of course at the time I was bitter because she was with Tom and she's that normal gorgeous blonde that I always get over looked for. Seriously; all my ex-boyfriends have dated a blonde after breaking up with me. So I'm a little bitter towards blondes in general. Maybe behind closed doors Tom and Ria are perfect for each other but god damn, I wish it was me haha. Then again so do thousands of other girls. As long as she makes him happy though, if they are together, then I'm going to try with every ounce of my being to support that. I have a Droid Galaxy Prevail thingy with Boost Mobile. I don't give a fuck what other people say; Boost Mobile is fucking awesome. Lucky bitch! -.- I thought mine was done yesterday but then when I go tamponless, it fucking starts back up again. Pain in my ass, I tell you. Or would it be a pain in my vagina? Hmm.
Date: 10/09/11 07:08 pm Title: I Wont See You Tonight
I grew up listening to him, too. He's fucking beast at the guitar. I can only wish to get that good! Slash is pretty fucking amazing, too. Damn, you got to see him?! That's pretty fucking amazing:D I hope the guys find girls that love them for who they are and girls that aren't all fucking psycho and shit. Haha sure. I shall pass your test;D sure I'll send you some, but I think by the time they get there, they won't be that good:( I fucking hate my laptop so I am using my iPod and I hope it doesn't give any weird autocorrects lol
Author's Response: Yeah I've seen Van Halen twice in my life. The first time I was like five I think haha. Slash is alright I guess, his riffs aren't THAT hard on guitar. What are your thoughts on Ria? I...have mixed feelings about her personally. I would type them out but I'm on my phone right now x). I still suck at typing on it. And dude I dont care I needs chocolate!!! God this needs to stop soon before I choke a bitch. Fucking Wayne Brady is hilarious.
Date: 10/09/11 06:30 pm Title: I Wont See You Tonight
Haha better than Tom. Ooh, girl. Haha I know the best guitarist eve is Eddie Van Halen! No one can beat I amazing ass. Those girls have fucking issues if they think the guys are attracted to that. I'd bet a million dollars that they find that unattractive. I would too, shit. Haha I bet it wouldn't have taken me a year. I would have caught almost automatically. But that's just 'cause I'm amazing(: I'm about to make brownies. Haha
Author's Response: Dude...Eddie is GOD! I was raised listening to him because my dad's a HUGE Van Halen fan. I got to see them 10 days before my sweet 16 and even though he's like 50 now or something, he still shreds like a mother fucker. It blows my mind. Yeah, I really doubt any person would be turned on by someone screaming their name with their clotheses still on and if they didn't just have sex with that person. Hmmm. I'll have to put you to the test about that and be sarcastic sometime. But when? When you least expect it, muhahahahaha. BROWNIES SOUND AMAZING RIGHT NOW!!! Send me some!? I'll love you forever. =D
Date: 10/09/11 05:59 pm Title: I Wont See You Tonight
OH YAY!!!! I AM A VALIDATED AUTHOR!!! WHAT NOW, BITCHES!!!! HAHAHA I was asking about the guitar, but you could tell me both(; Goodness gracious! Girls are fucking crazy about those guys. That shit isn't even funny. Ooh. I wish I could have taken German. My mom made me take Spanish. I'm still upset she made me take it. She thought I "would use it more." Stupid biotch. I would get your sarcastic humor. haha because I'm pretty sarcastic, too. Unfortunately, I have to tell others if I'm being sarcastic or not.
Author's Response: WOOT! VALIDATED AUTHOR PARTY! *dances* XD Congratulations dear! And as far as guitar goes, I'm way better than Tom...I'm probably better than him with my hands too doing other things ;D. Hahahahahaha. You know what gets me? Most of those girls really think they have a shot with them or something if they act like that. It's like they don't get that screaming, "OH MY GOD IT'S BILL!" and following them is attractive or something. I took a quarter of Spanish in High School because I thought I'd use it more than French. But by now I've forgotten all of it besides, "Me gusta Tom Kaulitz." XD I have to tell people when I'm being sarcastic too or else they think I'm being completely serious. It took Hannah nearly a year to distinguish when I was being sarcastic or not haha.
Date: 10/09/11 05:41 pm Title: I Wont See You Tonight
Haha oooh(; I actually taught my dad what he knows. lol How good are you? Haha that's such a perverted sentence. lmao man their fans that aren't in America are fucking crazy! lol I'm not like that. Thank God. lol See? smooth hands. That's good(: People admire that kind of shit. Lol I do anyways(; I ONLY HAVE A FEW MORE SENTENCES TO GO:DDDD A Traumhaus essay? Was ist das? Lmfao I am hilarious. I love making people laugh, so I try. I really do(: haha
Author's Response: My dad taught me a few things on guitar at first, then I got guitar lessons and now I'm teaching him stuff. He hates it XD. Are you asking how good I am with my hands or at guitar? ;D hehehehe. I've watched videos on Youtube of girls waiting this place Tom is at, which looks like some little house in the middle of nowhere so how they found out he was there I'll never know, and they start singing Monsoon. I would never fucking do that; that's just too much. And a Traumhaus Essay is an essay about what you want your dream house to look like haha. It's due tomorrow so I just wrote it down really quick. Yay I love people that like to laugh too! I try to make people laugh as well, though my humor is mostly sarcastic so not everyone gets it all the time. x]