Date: 07/14/11 10:59 pm Title: Realizations and Reappearances
Pfft, as if no-neck could ever be hired anywhere again after being convicted of drug dealing. Tom has nothing to worry about. But he does have to worry about finding out about Bill's menstrual cycles and addiction to "American's next top model." Boy's gonna need his strength.
Tom has learned well; being in a relationship means artfully balancing brutal honesty and outrageous bullshitting. I love how Bill thinks he was awkward only that one time, and how Tom is inwardly reeling with disbelief but goes with it anyway.
OMG Stacey you locker room pervert! Locker room perverts exist, I saw one yesterday. He didn't linger but I spotted him. I would tell you this crazy story about how gave chase and pummeled his face with my combination lock, but I won't, because I didn't, because I didn't really care nor react.
I don't react much sometimes. One time, our class had an exam. We were cramming. I was late, the last one to class (I had to run across two parking lots and climb three flights of stairs to get there) and I flung my shit on a desk. The bubbly teacher bounced over to me and screamed, "Surprise!!! Open book, open notes!!" And then she posed, beamed, and did jazz hands. I just sat down; her face fell like the poor kid on the see-saw falls after the other one gets off. Open book or not; I already knew that shit front to back, I was getting an A either way. And in another class she brought her baby, and gave it to me to hold. She also never wore shoes. That class was awkward. I didn't learn much, except the term "arcuate fasciculus" and that there are three different kinds of fibers through which the brain communicates with itself.
Anyway though, I thought it was hilarious that she worded her text as "I know what went down." It would have been catastrophic if someone really had been going down at the moment she creeped. She was unexpectedly supportive! Yay Stacey.
For a second there, I thought some random person slipped and fell on Bill's cum, but nah, it's just Larry. Larry. I hate Larrys.
Have fun with Harry! I personally like going when the theaters are emptier. Noisy people during movies bother me. *hugs you back. looks up at long review, shrugs. keeps hugging*
Author's Response: Okay, Tom's really got his work cut out for him with Bill and his imagined periods, and his inclination to enjoy shows produced by Tyra Banks. Good luck, Tom. He has no time, or reason, to worry about no-neck. I should probably just write down your quote, send it to a bumper sticker/magnet-making place and have them make thousands of them because that is just an amazing way to describe the struggle of being in a relationship. You've really gotta pick your battles, and let the stupid shit, slide. (sometimes). Locker room perverts are a very real thing!! And I think that's hilarious that you were indifferent about your locker pervert. And also, I'm probably just gonna also copy and paste your paragraph about 'not reacting' and reread it whenever I want to laugh, really hard. Okay? Okay, great! She would have probably watched even more intently if one of them was going down haha. And yes, I don't really like to write villains.. and I know she could have been an asshole about it, but I just wanted someone who understood; because there are more understand people in the world, than people realize. Someone could still slip on that shit, just warning you. There was a lot of it. And Larry, eh? You shall find out! And yeahh, there were a lot of loud eaters and slow clappers. Pissed me off. But the movie was SOOO good. You're gonna love it. *shrugs right with you and just keeps on hugging and loving this review*
Date: 07/14/11 10:59 pm Title: Realizations and Reappearances
this was so good!!!! And did you just bring back larry?? O-o
Author's Response: Thank you sooo much! And, I definitely brought back someone/something...you're gonna have to read and seee :D *hugs*
Date: 07/14/11 10:48 pm Title: Realizations and Reappearances
._. ... o_o ... O_O Larry?!?!
Author's Response: I can't even begin to tell you how much the little faces you put, made me laugh. Seriously, haha. The eyes just kept getting bigger!! And, you shall find out todaaaay ;) Can't wait for you to read it!
Date: 07/14/11 10:19 pm Title: Realizations and Reappearances
hahahahaha, he came out of the window! hahhahaa, the scene was so hot and then that part came, hahah! it didnt mess it up or anything, it was just so funny and just.. so typical you, to write it all hot and steamy but also adding some funny parts as you go :P you really are a genius. I went to see harry potter two days ago, god it was brilliant (of course, I never doubted that, I've read all the books, and I'm a huge fan!) god, i even cried! Like, really cried! Normally i'm all quiet and some tears roll down my face, but this time i was sobbing and hiccuping and what not.. my friends were embarrased though xD Hahahha! But yeah, it's a great movie, i'm gonna watch it again on sunday! ^^ already looking forward to it! I hope you have a great time, and enjoy the movie!
Author's Response: Hahaa yup he just came right out of it. And I knowww, I just can't seem to write a sex scene in this story without making something awkward about it lol. I'm very glad you enjoy that aspect of it, though :D You're really, really sweet. Thank you! OHHHHH goodness, I looooved the movie. It was sooo good. I just..I need to see it again, now. And I totally cried, too. Mainly during the part with Snape's memories. Sooo good. *sighs contentedly* Thinking I"m gonna have to go see it again tomorrow, as well haha. Thank you so much for reading and leaving me this wonderful review. *loves you and Harry Potter*
Date: 07/14/11 10:10 pm Title: Realizations and Reappearances
I BET ITS THE MONKEY!!! or Larry. O_O
Author's Response: One of these is correct!!! I am very pleased by your good guesses. I can't wait for you to read the next chapter :D xD hehe.
Date: 07/14/11 10:07 pm Title: Realizations and Reappearances
I think its Larry!!!!! hahahahaha or better yet GEORG! Who knows!!!!! We shall find out on Saturday shall we :) Great job as always had me laughing and feeling giddy about the sweet parts. I love this story and wished it never ended but what ever its good and happy to have read it :D great job again:D
Author's Response: Those are verrrry good guesses! All shall be revealed soon :D I can't wait for you to read the next chapter! Thank you so so much. You always have the sweetest things to say about my story and thank you for the sweet comment on my fb, as well. I'm starting to get really sad that it's ending, too. It's really starting to sink in : / But, there are still lots of things left to enjoy, promise xD Thank you, love!
Date: 07/14/11 10:00 pm Title: Realizations and Reappearances
I, too, am on my way to the midnight showing of Harry Potter *said in british accent* and I'm so fucking excited. At any rate, I'm still in love with this story, for real. Have fun and I will ttyls. < 3
Author's Response: *compliments your british accent* !!! What'd you think of it? I loooooved it. I want to see it again as soon as possible. Can I just say how happy it makes me that you love this story? Because it really does. Thanks so much and I hope to talk to you soooon. ;)
Date: 07/14/11 09:34 pm Title: Realizations and Reappearances
You don't know how much I loved the Titanic allusion XD I'd probably say the same thing if I was in that situation, haha!
Author's Response: I'm so glad that you loved it! And I only hope that I have the chance to say such a thing, someday. haha. On a side note, my friend stayed over with me last night (who doesn't even know that I write this) and she totally suggested that we watch Titanic. I found it to be a very interesting and happy coincidence. xD
Date: 07/14/11 09:31 pm Title: Realizations and Reappearances
dun dun dundun, suspense, there's a creepy thing creeping.... is it ....*gasp Larry? still having fun reading. One thing i like about slash fics, they can be so useful to people who are questioning themselves, or people who need someone to tell them they're gonna be ok.
Author's Response: A creepy thing creeping, indeed. And it migggght be Larry, or perhaps it isn't! Haha I'm terrible at being vague and mysterious so I will just leave it at that and hope that you will be surprised. I am really happy that you're still enjoying this story, so thank you! And that is a very meaningful way of looking at them, and also very valid. I like they way you think ;)
Date: 07/14/11 09:08 pm Title: Realizations and Reappearances
IT'S THE MONKEY!!!!!!!....I liked the chapter though :)...I wish I was going to the midnight showing :( we have no money so no movies for me T-T...I like the idea of Bill topping, no matter the size of his dick, the idea of Bill topping will always be win :D
Author's Response: You will find out sooon! :D I'm so happy that you liked the chapter. I hope you get to see the movie soon because it was so sooo good. If I could I would totally take you to see it! And yeah, there is definitely something pretty intriguing about Bill in that position. Perhaps I will have to write a one-shot where they attempt to do that haha. xD
Date: 07/14/11 09:02 pm Title: Realizations and Reappearances
thank you for the most hilarious sex scene i've ever read! i can totally picture bill's jizz coming out the window in a perfect arc. but here's the question...where did it all land? and what the fuck is at the window???
Author's Response: Well, thank YOU for giving it the title of 'most hilarious sex scene you've ever read'! That makes me so delighted :D And you're gonna find out where it landed and what exactly is at the window. I can't wait for you to read hehe. Thank you!!
Date: 07/14/11 08:57 pm Title: Realizations and Reappearances
AAHHhh MONKEEEEEYY!!!!!!!!! The horror, the horror!!!
*glomps* Save them save them!!! Please?! I am really glad Stacey is being so supportive of Tom. I waas worried she was going to repost him to the Board for fraternizing with his clients. I'm sure that is normally frowned uopn in most gyms and other businesses. But its fic, so we will look past that shall we and just write it off as they are both minors so its OK. *nods*
The car sexy times were uh-may-zing. For some reason I was really hoping when Tom said that thing about the magically appearing lube, that they wouldn't be able to find it, thus turning it into the magically disappearing lube...I'm so bad sometimes.
Congrats on going to the midnight viewing. I honestly havent even seen part one yet. I want to be able to watch them together the first time I watch it. I was really hoping my local theater would do a part one part two back to back midnight showing. They did it with the past two Twilight movies, so I thought there would be a good chance of it. But the bastards didn't do it for us. *frowns*...So this means I am definitely waiting for next weekend to go see it. There aint no way I am sitting through a two and a half hour long movie with a theater packed full of kids and teeny boppers. I will wait til the crowds die down a bit. But congrats on the midnight tickets. I'm sure itll be fun. Did/are you dressing up? You'll have to tell me how it was.
I am looking forward to Saturdays update! Keep up the delightful, random, spiffy work.
Author's Response: That is a pretty solid guess, I must say :D And yeaaahh I think she is just looking past the whole doing stuff with clients thing because they are all young and irresponsible. Best way to be! Haha I am pleased that you liked the car scene and that would have been very delightful if I had made the lube disappear as well..but then they would have had to have waited until later to sex each other up and well..I just really wanted them to have car sex lol. And the movie was so so good!! You're gonna love it when you see it :D There were some very annoying people there, though. Lots of loud eaters and people who clapped and laughed at awkward times. And! The movie was a lot shorter than I thought it would be, actually. Like just over 2 hours. But it was soo good. Can't wait for you to see it! I didn't dress up, but my friend did as Fleur Delacour and everyone kept stopping her to get their picture taken with her haha. She was a little celebrity. I hope you like the next chapter!! :D Thank you so very much!
Date: 07/14/11 08:20 pm Title: Realizations and Reappearances
MONKEYYYY ....monkey?
Author's Response: Hahaa maaaaaybe!! You will find out tonight :D
Date: 07/14/11 07:59 pm Title: Realizations and Reappearances
CRAP!!! I have company. i'll read it later! *whines*
Author's Response: I'm just really late on responding to comments. *siggggh* Looking forward to talking to you later! :D
Date: 07/14/11 02:43 pm Title: Underwater Kissing
Awwwwwwww Bill came in his pants :3
Author's Response: Hahah yes, he totally did :D xD
Date: 07/14/11 02:41 am Title: Sweating Balls
This is so true. Hell, they might not even KNOW they're dating but it'll still work. Yesss, I am so amazing ^^ And hahahaha you are punny as well xD We are an amazing couple, hafta say it.
Author's Response: Hey, they don't need to know that they're dating to be in love. Dogs are cool like that. And we are the punniest couple, around! Let's just continue being amazing together, k? xD
Date: 07/14/11 02:38 am Title: Sweating Balls
that's about right, yeah! xD Awww, i'm happy to hear xD yes yes, Pool head has a certain je ne sais quoi...
Author's Response: That it does. That it does. XD Loves you.
Date: 07/14/11 02:20 am Title: Tom's Secret Fear
That midget story was too funny...and Tom was so cute in this chapter XD
Author's Response: Yay I'm happy you thought it was funny and that you found Tom being a scaredy cat, so cute :D Thank you!
Date: 07/14/11 02:02 am Title: Guinness Book of World Records
It was definetly amusing trying to picture that play out XD Great chapter!
Author's Response: Haha I'm glad you found it amusing. Thank you soo much, love :D
Date: 07/14/11 12:42 am Title: Chinchilla!
*dies a little more*
so fucking hot.
anyway. *death in a box* You also kicked my ass in chapter's. I'm yet to post twenty one, and it's been over a fucking damn month. My readers have to hate me. They piss and moan enough about my lazyness already. T_T oh ill shut up now. Anyway, this is one of the best fanfic's ever, that i've read. :x
Author's Response: *brings you back to life* Sooo happy that you enjoyed it ;) And hey now, don't get down on yourself because updating can be fucking haaaard, when life gets in the way. I'm sure your readers love you, just like I do :D Dude, is it seriously?? You flatter me sooo! Thank you!! xD