Date: 07/17/11 04:19 pm Title: Sweating Balls
right O.o it's tiiiny though so, you know. OH I SAW IT. I LOVED IT. And car sex is definitely sexy. YOUBETTER! Bwahaha smile, it's the second best thing you can do with our mouth ;D Ahem, sorry. I just heard that pickup line. hadta say it. IT WAS THE MONKEY. I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN. Uhm, I will go there, just to hug you and watch Harry Potter. Oh, and to save you from scorpions. Yup :3
Author's Response: YAY HARRY. Well, reading that pick up line worked for me so...yeah. You win. You shoulda know it was the monkey, yes. But tis okay!! Yesss you should definitely come here and together we can fight off scorpions with our amazing powers that will generate from hugging while watching Harry Potter. Yes? OKAY! :D
Date: 07/17/11 04:14 pm Title: In and Out
Why is it that with every new chapter, I fall even more in love with you? Oh, right, it's because every new chapter is that much more amazing than the last. This is just. Ugh, adorable and HILARIOUS and Bill's connection with Animal's is craaaazy! I mean seriously, the virgin blood thing? Sure, it was obvious but Bill figured it out just like that.. And AFTER also dealing with the monkey. Gosh. Old balls was creepy. AND AND AND Harry Potter was fucking fantastic. There were two little girls dressed and students with the robes and all and it was just adorable :3 AND AND AND TOM'S PARENTS. FUCK. I really kinda want Bill to pretend to be a girl, to try and save Tom from the awkward but but I dunno. TEH SUSPENSE BE CRAZZEH!
Author's Response: Ohhhhh you! *grabs you and squeezes* You have once again made me smile sooooo big. You've got a gift. ILOVEYOUTOO. I'm sooo happy that you loved the chapter. And yes, Bill has a very deep connection with animals. Old balls is a creepy son of a bitch, for sure. Awww I'm sooooo happy that you loved Harry! It was so so good. And that's cute that they dressed up :D Did YOU dress up? Or were you just your adorable, self? I cannnnot wait for you to read the next chapter! Methinks it will surprise youuu ;) Kloveyoubye.
Date: 07/17/11 03:08 pm Title: In and Out
i think toms mom will faint and toms dad will be like im a closet gay too! :D
lol >.< and i loved larry and the messenger monkey in one chapter
Author's Response: Hahah those are amaaazing ideas. Love them. :D I'm really glad you loved it. Lots of creatures all around! Thanks so much! I really hope you enjoy the next chapter, love!
Date: 07/17/11 12:40 pm Title: In and Out
Tom's parents are going to flip!!!!
Thank You
Author's Response: Quite possiblyyy, haha. Can't wait for you to find out! But, thank YOU for reading and sharing your thoughts with me! I hope you enjoy the next chapter :D
Date: 07/17/11 12:03 pm Title: Sweating Balls
Oh my god! It was the come-covered messenger monkey! I'm just glad it wasn't the evil bunnies... Aww, such a sweet, but horny monkey! And now they are both gone! Both old balls and messenger monkey! Oh sad face and old monkey balls...
And Bill doesn't have to worry, I'm a magnet for strange and uncomfortable moments too... Happens all the time and apparantly I'm the only one who ignores it and pretends it never happened, while other people stare after me, long after I left the crime scene... sometimes though, the strange and uncomfortable follows me.... and that's not always good...
And Bill not drinking is a good idea... I'm like him, whenever I get drunk I go and kiss everyone and hug them like we're boyfriends or girlfriends, and... sometimes I get stuck with one of them for the whole evening, which was never my plan... Oh and my friend takes care of me... I sometimes... eh hump.. inanimate objects, and my friend is so awesome she lets me finish and THEN pull me away. Ooh those moments...
And my favorite animal is totally not a pony! Although I kinda like horses... But I didn't when I was little, cause I was out in this... amusement park, and you could ride horses, so I did and I screamed and cried all the way through the ride... It was not very pleasant... But my favorite animal was a dolphin when I was a little bit older.. Mostly because it lives in water, and I love water. I wanted to be a professional mermaid, and when my parents crushed my dream... I sat in the bath tub for an hour, just waiting for my transformation, cause I was so sure that sitting in a bath tub for an hour would magically transform me...
“So, you like dick, then?” oh yes I do! Loool, I cracked up at that one... Oh my god, those boys... *shakes head amused*
“Yeah, well we've gotta have the back and forth if you want me to go up and down, on you.”
Oh my god, I nearly came seven times! The thought of Bill riding Tom is just... so much more orgasmic than a come covered messenger monkey! It's like... THE best! And... just the whole idea of going forward, just to come back and go up and down... it's such an orgasmic sight.. My brain just exploded.
“He clearly only wanted me for my virgin blood, before. And that explains why he never acted like that toward you in the years that you've known him, because you weren't a virgin. However, now that I am not either, he and I will be cool.”
Eeeeeeeek! Bill and Larry made up! Oh my god, I can't believe that it was because Bill was a virgin! That is like... SUCH an epic idea! I love epic ideas and this epic idea was just... so epic! I love it! *Sings* Bill and Larry made up, now Bill and Tom are gonna fuck... :D
And seriously, I could never imagine my parents see me in bed with another girl... They would probably think we are cuddling while watching the exciting progam on TV called "Nothing". I can't waaaait to see how Tom comes out... I just hope my parents will be just as cool as... Kiran? Oh gosh! I just realized I never said anything about Kiran!
I mean, she's just like... the most AWESOME aunt EVER! I want her as my aunt, seeing as I only have evil aunts... I swear they are out to get me some day... But Kiran she's just like.. soooooo cool about everything and she's like "Okay, sure you're ready to have Tom's huuuuuuge dick in you?" No one in my family ever said that... mainly because I never told them I had a boyfriend... And probably because we did it when I went to visit him... X.x
Ach, and I never got to ask you how the movie was! How was it?! :D
Oh, and I promised you the soooong lyrics! They are crappy, but I made it special for you *said in a creepy voice* And also, it's just some parts I changed to my own liking, and I decided to post it all here, so you have a three double long review from me! So here you goooo:
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
I think I did it again.I made you believe
I could write short reviews.
Oh, baby;
I don't do such a thing,
cause it's so obscene
And I'm serious.
I always stumble over things...
That is just so typically me.
Oh, baby; baby.
Oops!
... I did it again.
I wrote a novelle for you.
Got lost in the plot.
Oh, baby; baby.
Oops!
... You think I'm in love.
That I'm lost in the boys...
I'm not that innocent.
You see my problem is this:
I'm dreaming away;
I dream I fly into the naked hub.
I cry watching the days.
Can't you see I will miss this?
In so many ways
But to miss this crazy story...
That is just so typically me.
Baby, oh.
Oops!
... I did it again.
I wrote a novelle for you.
Got lost in the plot.
Oh, baby; baby.
Oops!
... You think I'm in love.
That i'm lost in the boys...
I'm not that innocent.
[Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah]
Oops! I
Did it again to your story
Wrote too
many words; oh, baby.
Oops! You
Think that i fell for the boys...
I'm not that innocent.
Oops!
... I did it again.
I wrote a novelle for you.
Got lost in the plot.
Oh, baby; baby.
Oops!
... You think I'm in love.
That i'm lost in the boys...
I'm not that innocent.
Oops!
... I did it again.
I wrote a novelle for you.
Got lost in the plot.
Oh, baby; baby.
Oops!
... You think I'm in love.
That i'm lost in the boys...
I'm not that innocent.
I'm OVER and OUT for NOW! :D
Author's Response: Here's the thing...the monkey really was just misunderstood. Old Balls was the true predator here. But alas, they are both gone. Oldy Balls has left and taken his monkey with him. I am like a walking "potential" uncomfortable moment. There are endless things that could become awkward during my days, but somehow I manage to avoid most of them...but I always end up telling people about my "almost embarrassing" moments, so in the end, it ends up being embarrassing for me anyway. I've gotta stop doing that. *makes note*. And if the strange and uncomfortable follow you around...just start running quickly. That's what I do. Drinking large amounts should only be done in the company of close friends who will keep you from being an idiot. *nods* I know this to be true. And I will NOT squash your dreams of being a professional mermaid. I believe that it is a solid and fantastic career choice. You could still grow your tail. Just wait. I'm very glad that you liked Georg's line :D And also the blatantly sexual line of Bill's. Very obvious sexual innuendos are my specialty and I'm happy to give them to you. Haha. And yay! I'm so glad that you like the whole "virgin blood" thing. It actually came to me in a very random way that was so random...I can apparently not remember it. Hmmph. But it came to be, in a random way...and I'm happy you thought it was epic. That is all I have for you, on that. And yaaaaaay! I'm so happy that you like Kiran. She really is more like a big sister to him, I think. I don't have ANY adult relatives who would be as cool as her about things. Probs why I wrote her in. Because she needed to exist in my life, somehow. I can't wait for you to see how Tom's parents react!! I hope it is most satisfactory for you. The movie was fantaaaaaastic! Thank you! You must see it. You shall enjoy immensely (well, if you like Harry Potter lol). And...you should just know that I am incomparably pleased by your song. I even sung it out loud!! Hahaha seriously, that was amazing. You are amazing. This review was amazing. How can you be so amazing? Thank you so much for the song and your incredible review!! :D :D You have made me feel so many different emotions while reading it. I like that. xD
Date: 07/17/11 10:48 am Title: Underwater Kissing
love love love your story! It has been one of the highlights of my day since I started reading this! I love how Tom and bill interact together in this story. Bill is so weird and I just love him and want to squeeze him!! Amazing :) keep up the good work! :) will you write any more stories afterthis? Like chaptered stories ?? Other than oneshots ??
Author's Response: I am so thrilled that you love my story and that it has been a highlight of your days :D Thank you so much! And I think you should just go ahead and squeeze on Bill. He won't mind! I am definitely planning on writing another chaptered story...though I don't know if I'll get it posted this month or the beginning of next. But, I love hearing from you all too much to not post something else :D Again, I am so happy that you've been enjoying this story. Thank you!!! =)
Date: 07/17/11 10:40 am Title: In and Out
*peaks out from her hiding spot*
It wasn't Larry?
*sees the come covered monkey*
OMG!!
*falls over laughing*
.................*gasps for breath*
Can't breath!!...*gasps*
Ok... ok... *breaths* I'm good.
I love how Tom decided to "come out" at the party. Show them all right away that Bill was his and he was Bill's.
Eeek! Larry! *hides behind Bill*
Bill riding Tom = BIG SMILES!!
That was HOT and Bill once again hosing down Tom... Love!!!
Author's Response: Hahaha this review made me smile unbelievably. Could not be happier that it made you laugh. And Tom certainly grew a pair at the party. He needed to. And I went ahead and brought Larry in, anyway haha. But Larry and Bill are all good now :D Yay for riding Tom!! I'm really glad you liked it. Thanks so much!! xD
Date: 07/17/11 06:12 am Title: In and Out
ahahaha i loved it ! :') lary and the virgin blood...brilliant. :') x
Author's Response: :D !! I'm so happy you loved it haha. And that you enjoyed Larry and the virgin blood lol. Thanks so much! =)
Date: 07/17/11 05:59 am Title: In and Out
(reply) No worries. I meant that it felt like the story was coming to a close. In a good way :D
Author's Response: I'm really glad to hear that, and I'm very happy to have you as a reader. Thanks so much for clarifying for me. I appreciate it so! :D
Date: 07/17/11 05:30 am Title: In and Out
I was about to submit an excited review about how many animals were in this and how that is a good thing...
but then I read that there's only two chapters left and I can't bring myself to be happy :c
but still. yay for animals.
Author's Response: Awww. Don't be sad. I would definitely keep on posting for a long time if I wasn't worried it would end up being the opposite of funny and well...just lame lol. And I wouldn't want to inflict a lame story on you! I'm really happy that you enjoyed the animals and that you enjoy this story :D Thank you so much, love!
Date: 07/17/11 04:46 am Title: Sweating Balls
haha Definitely talking to you would be awesome! Leave all of us some contact info when this goes D':!!
Author's Response: It would be very awesome to talk to you :D And I'll definitely leave contact info for you guys!!
Date: 07/17/11 03:07 am Title: In and Out
lmao I feel "I'm not surprised" coming from Tom's parents xD
Author's Response: Hahaha. Quite posssiblyyy. ;) I hope you're having fun with your friend, love! Thanks so much for making time to read this. :D
Date: 07/17/11 01:42 am Title: In and Out
LOL @ the horny monkey! XDDD and 2 more chapters left right? D': Imma miss this and you so so much! >.< -cries buckets while hugging-
Amazing chapter
Author's Response: Haha xD Yeahhh, only 2 more. I'm gonna miss writing this and I will miss your reviews, here. But! I'm not going anywhere, I promise! I wanna keep talking to you after this, for sure :D Thank you sooo much!
Date: 07/17/11 01:25 am Title: In and Out
Tom is the magnet for weird happenings? Really, Bill? If you say so.
OMG Bill came on the monkey!! Oh, ewww.... EWW Tom McGee's note totally made me cringe; he was talking about Bill's ass like it's a ripe piece of fruit. EWWWer is the idea of a monkey with bedroom eyes. At least there aren't any shower curtains yet-- that would make this the grossest chapter. ...Larry wanted Bill's virgin blood? Good thing I'm already huddled up in this chair, it makes it easier for me to get into a fetal position from the trauma. Man. That's disturbing; how would Larry know??!! Is he a pervert too? Like McGee and his monkey? Did Larry watch? D:
Slow clap at the kiss. The cheese! I'm choking on the cheesiness! Haha, that's great though. I'm glad Tom was comfortable enough to do that, and while sober too! Yay!
Bill is like a fireman with a hose, except with semen. And his dick is thick like a firehose too. But instead of putting out fires, he only stirs the sexual fire between him and Tom. Not only that, he kindles the love between them. So he's really a bad fireman. He ignites love and only sprays semen. :C Bill will never make it as a fireman. I wonder, what does Bill want to be when he grows up? Something random like a wallpaper print designer?
Good luck to the two with Tom's parents. And don't be sad! I baked you love cupcakes! They taste great with a side of awesomesauce.
Author's Response: Bill is delusional about himself. This much is true. Haha, I'm so sorry this chapter was disturbing for you. I would NEVER throw a shower curtain in on top of everything else. I wouldn't want to make you explode from cringing! And yep, Larry is a pervert as well. Or..he was. He probably did watch through the window...lol. Oh shit. There was a lot of cheese. But, Bill loves the cheese so I'm happy to throw the cheese at him in bulk. And yes! Tom grew some balls. Yay for balls. Bill is a terrible fireman. But, he's really good at hosing down, Tom. For sure. Haha. Semen hoses. They really aren't that useful, are they? I feel like it is either something totally random, or he wants to be something having to do with animals. (even though they betray him so often). He loves them. Best of luck to the both of them, indeed. Oh!!! *takes the cupcakes and dips them in the awesomesauce* Thank you sooo much! It was great talking to you :D
Date: 07/17/11 12:52 am Title: In and Out
O_O That Bill came all over the monkey is most likely the most wtf (and slightly nauseating) moment I have ever read, ever. Lol, I already was turned off by Bill's fire hose dick XDD
Messenger monkey with a diary O.o Now I want someone to photoshop that. Haha!
Phew, the monkey's out of the picture, and they reconciled with Larry! Yay! :D
And heh, yeah, because I was about to say, this feels like an ending here.
PS: Wow... They are going to have to deal with all of Bill cum every. time. XD
Author's Response: I'm really sorry it grossed you out that much...and this whole story is kind of a "wtf" moment lol. Sometimes there are gross things, I will admit. But it was just supposed to be funny and taken lightly, because obviously there are elements of this story that are just absurd and meant to make people laugh and gasp. But yes! The monkey is gone so you won't have to worry about him, again :D And Larry is all good with Bill! And...I've read over what you said a couple of times trying to figure out how you meant it...did you mean that the story feels like it needs to end because you're no longer enjoying it? Or that it seems like it's coming to a close because stuff is wrapping up? Either way, I'm just curious ;) Though I do really hope you enjoyed the chapter a little bit...despite being grossed out. And hey, Tom doesn't mind it *shrugs* lol ;p Thanks so much!
Date: 07/17/11 12:50 am Title: In and Out
1. Awwww Georg's favorite animal is a pony!? For some reason this makes me unspeakably happy lol.
2. The same picture taking thing happened to my friend who was dressed as Prof Trelawney and we had to keep telling kids she wasn't Mickey Mouse....
3. So much love for you & this chapter!!! I was right about the monkey yayyyyyy :D
Author's Response: 1. Yep!! That makes me smile sooo big that it makes you happy.rn2. Ahahaha. That made me laugh really hard. Did she really look like Mickey Mouse?? rn3. You were totally right about the monkey!! *claps for you* I'm so glad that you loved this chapter ;D *loves on you*
Date: 07/17/11 12:14 am Title: In and Out
The animals are creepy!!! I hate them!! ^^
but the parts without them were BRILLIANT !!
I'm so proud of them both and, for once, I feel like we're seeing Bill as much in love as Tom and they're fucking cute!! =)
next chapter: THE reveltion with Tom's parents? seriously?
I CAN'T WAIT!!
I'm pretty sure (well, I hope so) they're gonna be surprised at first but 2 minutes with Bill and they're gonna love him! xD
Author's Response: I know, the animals are very creepy. But! Things are resolved with them now :D I'm glad you loved the rest of the chapter, though!! And I had not even thought about the fact that we usually hear about Tom's love, more than Bill's. Guess Bill is catching up lol. Happy you find it cute and that you're excited about the next chapter!! And I can't see them not loving Bill...but hopefully you will stay tuned to find out! Thank you so much xD
Date: 07/16/11 11:59 pm Title: In and Out
Awwww the monkey and Larry are okay with Bill now. That's always a good thing, no need to upset nature.
This chapter was so hot and interesting and good. So many words can describe it.
Aww, I'm glad you had fun at the movies! I'm so ready to see it.
awesome chapter
Author's Response: You speak the truth; nature must not be messed with. I'm so glad that you found so many adjectives for this chapter. I love the ones that you shared with me :D Oooh I cannot wait for you to see it. You will most definitely enjoy it!! Thank you so very much :D I hope you like the next chapter!
Date: 07/16/11 11:37 pm Title: In and Out
LOL i just picture tom like he got dumped on by liquid ice cream, Bill flavour of course ;) and aww :( im soo sad this story is coming to an end, it brighten s my day immensely and im always checking for when your gonna post the next chapter :) but everything good must come to and end, "gives giant cupcake for being such a silly writer and making me laugh :) "
Author's Response: Hahah that's probably pretty much how it looked, and it was most definitely Bill flavored :D I'm sooo happy that this has brightened your days and that it makes you laugh so much. Seriously. ;) *takes cupcake happily and tackles you with a hug* Thank you!!!
Date: 07/16/11 10:52 pm Title: In and Out
omg i'm excted to see what happens. i hope they're not gonna go all Larry on bill
Author's Response: Haha. I absolutely love what you just said. I sincerely hope they won't go all Larry on Bill, either. I can't wait for you to read the next chapter! xD