you're apologizing it for being long!? I'm gonna have to chastise you now! I loved every frigging moment of it!
Before I drift away in the afterglow and sadness of this story departing I must mention, I LOVED he mickey Minnie comment!
Also, Ooo new story!? I'm so gonna keep a lookout. You're on my fav authors list so I'll hope to see that little email show up soon! it'd kinda be fun to see you do a serious story next, much contradicting to this. Or is that out of your comfort zone? O; Well Ill have to wait and watch! :D
-love and hugs- it's gone now, but well I like probably a 100 others, as i said before, loved every fucking moment! :)
And so ends my short essay O.O....

Author's Response: Well I'll just go ahead and take that apology back, now! Since you enjoyed the length. :D You're so sweet for loving every moment of it. Haha I'm glad you loved that part! And dude, you have totally been around since the beginning of this story. I thank you so much, for that. Seriously. And I really do hope you like what I post next and thank you for putting me on your favorites!! Serious is definitely not out of the zone of comfort, for me. I'm honestly thinking I might post something like that. But yes...we shall see! Stay tuned! Thank you SO MUCH> *loves and hugs* I am thrilled that you loved every fucking moment. I truly am!! You're awesome :D

Aw man, this is seriously bringing my mood down... To see this story updated... WITH THE FINISHED BUTTON CLICKED! :( That is worth a BIG pout from me *pouts*

And now... Imma go rant again, like usual, cause I think I owe it to this story and to you...

Plane sex? Mile High Club?! OH my god, what has this world come down to? Or... up to? I'm still confused about that... Hmm... But that everyone clapped and hooted and all, made me really happy, cause they deserve it! But that cranky man? He totally ruined the moment... although he was funny as a dwarf!

Aww, Disney and all their animals... luckily no monkeys or dangerous out-for-virgin-blood-lizards! And Bill posing for pics with every moving object it's just.... KAWAII!

Aww, Bill totally caused a riot in Happy-land! Aww, fighting with Snow whore and her seven dwarfs... (I meant snow white, but my fingers, they have a life of their own... as Bill said: "I think snow white is sleeping with all the seven dwarfs")
And Mickey Mouse? Aww, poor mouse! I can practically hear him going Miiiw Miiiiw!

Awwww! Bill as a princess with a tiara! It reminds me of when I was a little girl(around 3-4-5-6 years) and wanted to be a princess once... I had high heels in plastic that clicked when I walked, a fairy wand and a tiara... oh god I loved that tiara... and if it hadn't been for my parents, stopping my princess dream and the dream of marrying a prince, then I would've kept it... but now I've got something that looks a little like it, so I guess it's okay... My parents are evil in case you didn't notice...

Awwwww! Stanley! I missed that guy so bad! He's like... the softest Teddy on the shelf! Nawwww!

Oooh, and the totally princess/prince mood in front of the castle?! Oh my god, I totally melted at that one, and the firework and just... oh my gosh I totally melted into a fluffy poodle of fluff!

And of course Bill's huuuuuuge boner has to ruin the cute moment... followed by sex... Followed by the most sweetest talk after sex... like... EVER! Awww, I'm so fluffy now!

And all those sweet, and funny Disney phrases Bill just got to fit in with the dirty? And I'm so happy he got to use the superfranta... something... !

I really really loved this story and it will never be forgotten, ever! Even though I am good at forgetting things.... I once forgot my phone at home... so I had to go without it... I was in Prague at that point... on vacation and I needed it for my alarm... Luckily I slept on a pull out couch in the living room, next to the kitchen, so when my god parents woke up... I woke up too...

In the future, I would love to see them going through all that jazz, with marriage, and kids and of course, lots and lots of sex... magically...

Love you lots! You, Bill and Tom... FOREVER!!!!

Author's Response: Awww don't let it bring your mood down! This review that you left me, made me soooo happy! And so I will try to do the same for you with my response :D Plane sex is apparently becoming increasingly popular, which disturbs me greatly. But! It does make for some entertaining reads and stories. Haha. But I would not be boning up in the air like that. However, Tom and Bill accomplished it quite well! I woulda clapped for them too, if I'd been on that plane. Yaaaay they managed to avoid any awkward animal encounters! Instead, they had to deal with a little dwarf though. Even trade, I'd say. Snow White was most certainly a whore, with seven lovers. They were all the perfect crotch height, too. lol. I will NEVER crush your princess dreams. You will grow up to be a princess. I just know it! And yaaaaaay Stanley!! I love him. I wanna hug on him allll day like the teddy he is. I shall freeze you back up from your pile of melted fluff so that you can read this response. *freezes* There! Hello! And of courseeee he had a boner. HE couldn't not get a boner. haha. Yay!! I love fluffy. Especially when you are all fluffy! Haha I'm glad you liked the Dirty Disney. I am SOOOOOO glad that you loved this story and won't forget it. I will NEVER forget your reviews. They have been so fucking amazing. You are amazing. And I leave my phone all of the time. I feel so naked without it. Not a good kind of naked, either. YES! I would love to see them go through all of that, too. You are such a smartie and I love you. YAY! Can you be a part of our forever, too? Plz? Kloveyoubye.

THANK you for making me laugh so damn much!

Author's Response: I couldn't be happier for making you laugh so much. Seriously. But, thank YOU for reading, enjoying, and laughing. That's the best thing ever. xD You're pretty great. And seriously, that story you posted? That was legitimately good. I can't wait to see what you have next!

You were right I did love this chapter! I am sad it's over but I do want to read a new story from you too! Also: I wouldn't have minded a chapter long author note I love cute author notes :) I'm glad you decided to post this story it's fantastic and I hope it gets featured one day. Lots of love :)

Author's Response: I'm so happy that you loved this chapter and that you will miss this story. :D And you'd read something else that I write? That makes me delighted!! Thank you. I'm excited to post something new, as well! And I didn't write a long author note because I wanted to spend my time writing looong review responses to you guys, personally :D But in the future, I will leave cute author notes, just for you! I am sooo glad that I posted this story, too. It was such a random decision, that somehow, ended up being so incredible. I would probably pee my pants if I ever got featured, I'd be so happy haha. That would be amazing, though. Thank you sooo much for reading and enjoying this!! Love and hugs for you, girl! *squeezes*

The way you write is so cute! I love how you write a sentence, and then put a comma and then one last word or clause. Your comma usage is so unique and adorable.

Airplane bathrooms genuinely frighten me. They smell weird, they're so small, and the toilets are bizarre. The only bathrooms worse than plane ones are train ones, because trains sway. My mom got locked in a plane bathroom once. The doorknob fell out. They got her out eventually. Meanwhile, my brother and I never noticed! In our defense, we were just little kids.

Anyway, I think airplane sex would be incredibly awkward. I wouldn't be turned on at all, just grossed out and uncomfortable. I wonder how many times flight attendants have to knock on the door and ask that the couple refrain. Raunchy! Bill knows how to work the crowd. Maybe it's a post-coital superpower he gets.

I love that Bill and Tom's families have meshed so cleanly! I love how they helped each other so much; Bill with his parents, and Tom with being comfortable with himself.

My favorite princess was Jasmine! She was the most beautiful and exotic, and I loved her voice! Bill has a disney land checklist? Man, the kid had his sights set on Disney World for a long time if he had a list.

"Slain the dragon..." Is that... that's not slang for Bill's dragon, is it? The dragon in his pants? XD OMG Disney dirty talk! The only sexual puns better than disney ones are Harry Potter ones. "Baby, you don't need to be so expialidocious with me, I'll fragilistic you all night like I be supercali." That's the best I got.

Gotta say, most memorable trip to Disney World they'll ever have. I love how you're wrapping everything up, like how Stanley was at Disney world. And Bill and Tom had their happy end. OMG happy tearing up here! What a happy ending. Koala hugs all around! :3 Congratulations sweetie, you finished it! &hearts^&infin *applause* Wonderful job!

Author's Response: Ohhh the love that I feel for you. You couldn't have picked a sweeter thing to say to me, really. I'm so self-conscious about those commas...and yet you made me feel so good about them. :D And yes, airplane bathrooms are small, dank, and frightening places that would be so terrible for hooking up in. I would never do it. I don't know anyone personally, who would do it. But Bill and Tom did it. Oh yes, they did. But seriously, I avoid airplane bathrooms at all costs. Bill and his sexy superpowers. I am jealous. Tom and Bill's lives have just become one! They are in harmony! They are deer sisters! No wait, you and I are deer sisters. Hell yeah, we are. Jasmine is gorgeous and just the best. I dressed up as Princess Jasmine for Halloween when I was 5. I had just gotten over the chicken pox and in the pictures you can see the little spots on my exposed belly. But! I did have a stuffed Raja. That was pretty bad ass. You know that Bill was ready for that shit, checklist in hand. Let's spend a night coming up with sexual disney things, k? I think it would be a nice stand-up, side act, to our jelly bean show. K? K! I am just so happy that you loved the ending, and that you loved this story. You've been so amazing through all of it, and I am so glad I get to talk to you, now :D You are positively lovely. Thank you SO much!! You are the bestest. *gives you hugs and red starbursts*

i. love you. so much. it hurts. a lot. like. I wanna cry, coz this is over. the only time I cried recently, was when I watched harry potter, earlier today. But. Yeah. you make me want to cry with how amazing you are. You are so talented. Your story was amazing and I am so excited for more. I just... I always seem to leave longer reviews than needed. I'm sorry. I'll try to make it short. But. I just am so astonished at how you could write such a fantastic story, and update it so often. You always make me laugh, with every single thing that you write. not only in this story, but while responding to reviews. By far, you're the one of the most amazing people I've met on this site. Seriously. Top 3. Just. Dude, fuck that. you're the most amazing person I've met on this site. You're funny and smart and talented and creative and pretty and your dog, Mohan? Yeah, Mohan rocks. I just. I love you.
And this chapter. dear lord. It was a BEAST. and as always, filled with so many things to make me smile. And whenever you get Tom to talk about his love for Bill, my heart fills a little more, coz you describe love perfectly. And when Tom was listing off things that happened, I just.. I wanted to cry even more coz all of that was amazing. This was just such a disgustingly fantastic story. I'm sad that it's over. So sad. but I'm also excited to see what other amazing things you can come up with. Honestly, I just can't believe it's over. I remember when it was a wee little story, 8 chapters long, and I was there, reading and loving and commenting and reading and loving and... Wow, it's gonna be weird not having a new chapter to look forward to every day. or, other day, as it has become. Even so, this was the most perfect ending anyone could ever imagine.

So called keeping that short. Iloveyou

Author's Response: *sits back on bed and opens my arms for you* Are you comfortable? Snuggle in because I just have a lot to say to you, k? You...have been the most amazingly supportive, hilariously exciting, and fantastically adorable reader/reviewer/person/wife, I could have ever asked for. I have seriously enjoyed every single fucking thing that you've left for me, and I've loved talking to you back and forth, more than I could express. I don't ever think your reviews are too long, btw. There's just more for me to love on. And I'm gonna love on it, no matta what errybody says. The fact that I make you laugh through the story, and in my real life comments, makes me smile...oh...you KNOW how much you always make me smile, honey child. I try to tell you as often as possible! :D And I'm whaaaat? Your FAVORITE? LIke you want to keep me for always? Fuuuuck yes! Good thing too because I've already made a place for you in my pocket, so I can carry you around and love on you whenever I want. You're just so fucking good and sweet, to me. Seriously. And Mohan is gonna looove you for saying that about him! He's gonna do little poodle flips and tricks, in his happiness. I am so glad that you've enjoyed this beast of a chapter..and story. And what you said about how I write love? That was...heart melting. I was already a pile of goo because of your review, and now my heart has melted, too. Seriously, I don't know if I can even tell you how much I appreciate you and your love for this story...and meeeee...*grins* You have been so devoted to this, and I'm going to miss seeing your reviews every single day. I really hope that you enjoy the other things that I write, because I just really need you in my life. Thank you for saying that this ending was perfect...but thank you even more for this PERFECT review. Seriously, it tugged at all of my heartstrings. You've gotta gift, love. A gift of the ability to make me turn to mush. Don't ever keep you reviews short. I love them. I love you.

Oh sweetie, you could've written a mile long author's note, and I wouldn't've been bored. I'm sure it would've been amazing. *hugs*

This was just a really amazing ending. They were amazing on the plane, and seriously Grumpy, what were they going to do kick them off the plane midflight?

You mean the animals didn't do anything crazy at Disney world when Bill showed up? Like burst into song, and try to dress Bill themselves?...and I thought Disney was a magical place. *shakes head in mock disappointment*

Bill's list was great.The things you mentined would totally be on my own list if I were to ever go to Disney too...except the whole kiss in front of the castle, sa I have noone to be smoochin' on.

I think Grumpy was a very unprofessional little person. So was Mickey. Shame on them, I believe they need a talking by their superiors. But I am so very glad that Stanley has a job that he enjoys, and that he saved Bill's trip by letting them go to the castle before they had to leave. He's a good guy.

I think its hilarious that Bill could only think of Aladdin innuendos...there has to be more Disney innuendo somewhere...Aladdin just makes it so easy...theres gotta be something about Tom going off to work on Bill somewhere, you know like the dwarved from Snow White?... I dunno, I'm gonna make my brain hurt trying to think about it now...

I think we are the most kindred of spirits, and if you would like to you should totally email me sometime. Just click the little link to contact me on my profile. I check that email every couple days usually.

I am really looking forward to seeing what you work on next! I'm sure its going to be wonderful!

As to things I would like to see...for this world...well I already suggested something while Bill is in school, and Bill having a crazy hair day with rain that only effects him....but now that you mentioned how close Tom and Kiran have gotten I would like to see a little something of their interactions, with and without Bill. And also, I would love to see Bill and Tom's dad on that night with the masks and Top Model marathon. Could be interesting.

So...I think thats plenty of ideas from me... Sorry if I over did it. Good luck on your next fic! *huggles tight*

Author's Response: I could have...but I'd rather just write a mile for you, right now. Haha. Watch me. I'll do it. *squeezes and snuggles* I am delighted that you found the ending, amazing. And okay for real...I don't know what Grumpy was trying to accomplish. But he failed, miserably. It's the worst when people live up to their names. Well..when you're named after a feeling, it might be kind of hard to escape that, I suppose. And the possibilities with Bill and the animals at Disney World, were endless. But I guess I decided to keep them harmless, just so the chapter could end without too much chaos and fuckery. Because I had already planned on Bill, taking down Mickey. And what could be more uncomfortable or shocking than that? Haha. I think that Disney needs to regroup, and put their actors through rigorous personality testing and anger management classes. Because seriously...so much anger in those two. But yes Stanley. I just wanna hug that guy. Haha, Aladdin makes the innuendos soooo easy! I came up with a few Lion King ones, earlier...and they must have been terrible because now I cannot remember them, lol. And yeah, like Tom whistling while we works on Bill's dick? Oh wait...would whistling be pretty bad in that situation? Probabllyyy. Haha. We are such kindred spirits. I have enjoyed every single review you have left me. I always look forward to yours! Seriously! I would love it if we could talk, more and so I will definitely email you. And you can click the contact thing on mine as well, because I check that email sooo much during the day. Either way it happens, we should talk. :D I really hope you like what I have next!! I'd miss your reviews so much, otherwise. And once again, your mind has made me impressed. Those are fantastic ideas for little stories to write, for this world. You definitely did not overdo it. In fact...I possibly did in my response. I'm gonna check and see if this is the equivalent to a literary mile, in a moment. Thank you soooo much for sticking with this story love, and always making me smile!! *hugs and sighs*

you have no idea (or maybe you do) how much your story makes me laugh every damn time. provides a healthy dose of required daily laughter to deal with the fuckery I have to face throughout the day xD you are AMAZING!
love this, and will miss reading it!

Author's Response: The fact that this story made you laugh so much, makes me happier than you can imagine. I'm so glad that it made you laugh when you were dealing with your day, and that you enjoyed it so much. Thank you for reading this and telling me how much you liked it. That makes me smile soooo big. And YOU are amazing! Seriously. I'll miss writing this, but I hope that you'll stick around for other things I write. You are lovely. :D

wow, first it was the bathroom sex. Then Bill beating people up. but I will say this what an amazing chapter to have an ending like it has. Also I really would love to hear from you again with a new story I am wondering what is nexy for you my dear. I will be looking out for it and also I want to let you know I went and featured your fic hopefully it worked. You are such and amazing writer. Can't wait to see whats in store for those boys too.. And also can't wait for more of your lovely stories about anything I will read anything you have :D Lots of love as always can't wait for more. Love ya buh bye hugs :D

Author's Response: I am so happy that you enjoyed the chapter, and how I ended it :D I cannot wait to post something new, for you!! I really hope you enjoy it just as much. And girl, thank you soooo much for featuring this. You are sooooo sweet. Thank you for the compliments and for saying that you will read anything I post. You have been such an amazing reader and reviewer. Thanks for taking this journey with me! Lots of love for you, and thank you again!! :D

I am genuinely upset that this story is over!!!!!!!
I've been reading since you posted the first chapter and I've been stuck on this fic since.
Everyday I came onto THF and the first thing I checked for is this story.
You are such an amazing writer and I can't wait to read more of your stuff. *hint hint nudge nudge* ;)
Love it! xxxxxxxx

Author's Response: First of all, you are incredible at writing reviews. Every single thing about this, made me smile!! Except for the fact that you are upset. *hugs* That just makes me so happy that you've been here since day 1. I am so glad that it drew you in and made you check for it, so often. Seriously, I'm all smiles right now! Thank you for the sweet compliment on my writing and *understand the hint and nudge* I would be so thrilled if you continue to read my things. Thank you SO much! I'm so happy you loved it. *hugs you again*