Date: 09/08/11 03:54 pm Title: Sweating Balls
So, I was just thinking about my favourite things in the world, which are Sloths, and then as I said, I often randomly think about this story. And I randomly thought about this story, and I thought, damn, it's a shame Bill never read about Sloths! I can tell you a lot about Sloths, because they are my favourite things. Did you know, that they are half blind and half deaf? The good thing is that for a while my favourite animal was the platypus, and Bill read about that. In germany I bought a platypus teddy, what a coincidence!
Author's Response: Do you know how much I adore you? I'm not sure if I've said it before...but, I really do. I mean, the fact that you think about my story AND then come and comment on it...I'm just so lucky to have you as a reader. :D It really IS a shame that Bill never read about sloths. But I'll tell you what, just for you, in the next one shot I will mention something about sloths! But you will have to tell me all you know about them, k? I can't have Bill learning the wrong kind of things. ;) A platypus teddy?! I didn't know such wonderfulness existed! Seriously though, you are the sweetest of things. :D
Date: 09/08/11 03:17 pm Title: Accidental Shouting
This chapter made me smile like an idiot. It was hilarious! I even laughed out loud a couple of times and I’m glad my parents aren’t home, because they always ask me why I’m grinning or laughing. It’s just something you don’t want to explain! :D I especially liked the ‘bend over’ part. Bill! You big pervert! I can’t really blame him though; I misunderstand pretty much anything, which can be quite awkward when I’m with people that don’t know me so well. well I’m off to read another chapter! ^^
Author's Response: I am so happy that it made you smile and laugh! Those are seriously my favorite things to make people do :D Haha my parents ALWAYS ask me that, too. Like if I'm reading a funny text. Sooo nosy. Bill is SUCH a perv in this story. I hope you're ready for it. Haha I am the same way, for sure. And this story will prove to you just how dirty my mind is. Eeeeep. Thank you so much for reading! I hope that you're still enjoying. :D
Date: 09/08/11 02:55 pm Title: Sweating Balls
I’ve been reading “Precarious Serendipity”, and decided to start on this one too because I love the way you write! I love the nicknames they keep on giving Bill. And Bill’s parents are dead? Then I hope that Gordon and Simone are going to be Tom’s parents because I would hate to see them dead. And if they are then I hope that they are like Bill’s parents in “Precarious Serendipity”, but this is written before so I don’t know if that will be so. Kiran seems nice! Btw I love the age difference. It will make things more interesting. Little Bill had better stay down or Bill is in for some embarrassing moments XD
I will try to review along the way, but I can’t promise that it will be every chapter. I have a feeling that this is the type of story where you just want to continue reading ^o^
Author's Response: I am SO happy you decided to read this! I so appreciate that you love how I write. Because, I just happen to love the way that you review! I am so excited to hear what you think about this one. It's quite a bit different from Precarious Serendipity. There are SO many awkward and embarrassing moments for Bill ahead, lol. This Bill is even more awkward than the PS Bill. :D I really hope that you're still enjoying and thank you so much for taking the time to read this. I wish you luck! I know it's long! :D
Date: 09/08/11 01:03 pm Title: In and Out
But of course I doesn't have time to read it yesterday. Out of all the chapters it had to be the one with the worst cliffhanger... typical.
Oh god!! LOL!!! Only the genius brain of a sneaky murderer can think of Bill coming all over a monkey, that is angry and stalkerish! oh, and appreently keeps a diary.. I lost all hopes of staying sane, and to think I'm so close to the end...
WAIT, REJECTION!!! I REFUSEEEE TO ACKNOWLEDGE IT! :((((
Gerog the pony!! AWW the kiss@!! I know that I said I love all the chapters equally, but this chapter is the kid I'd give the extra cookie to (when the rest are sleeping, duh).
I wonder what will happen if Lary met the monkey...
p.s. the doesn't at the beginning was just to test the theory of you not noticing grammar mistakes :)
p.s.2. it reminds me of this time when my mom shouted at me to come to her room because I appear on TV. I really freaked out and ran all the way there. It turned out she was watching national geographic and there was a monkey!!! It's not even funny!
Author's Response: I DID notice the "doesn't" haha. But most things, I really don't. You call ME sneaky when YOU are the one putting in little grammar mistakes like that! Sneaky sneaky. Haha I am so sorry that I have messed with your sanity. Bill coming all over the monkey sort of messed with my sanity too, to be honest! And the diary, ohhhhh gosh. Haha. I had forgotten about that! I can't believe you're SO close! Ahhh. I'm gonna miss your reviews :( Awww this chapter (and I) appreciate that extra cookie so so much! Yummy cookie. You are so hilarious. DUDE I think...my computer would explode if Larry and the monkey ever met. Or at least my head would, haha. P.S. I have already addressed this ;) P.S.2. HAHA that's adorable. My mom would totally do the same thing. She used to tell my friends that I couldn't come out to play because I had been eaten by dinosaurs. Now do you see where I get my randomness from? Haha. I can't wait for you to read the next chapter!!
Date: 09/07/11 07:05 am Title: Sweating Balls
oh, btw, I just seen a pic of Bill and start giggling thinking of his monster dick and showering cum. Totally your fault! haaha!
Author's Response: Ohhhh you are so delightful!! Haha I'm so glad you shared that with me. I have to admit that I sometimes think of that when I see pictures of him, too. Haha. Oh!! You should go check out the two oneshots I have posted about these boys. If you ever feel yourself missing them, you know? Thank you again SO much for reading and sharing your favorite little parts with me!
Date: 09/07/11 07:04 am Title: Stepping Forward and Looking Back
Aw. Finally I finish the story! An amazing ride, literally have me laughing till the very end.
And Bill's "There are so many bees" --> ROFL. That one had me laughing like a manic in the middle of the night -> NOT a good idea xD
I love Bill's period and his hub. I would totally loove to see that! And all his strangeness and awkwardess!
oh, the one that Tom texts Bill when was his birthday again is CLASSIC. And why did Bill ALWAYS have horny animal trouble? Jizz-monkey,izard on virginal blood->don't get me started on that!XD
I have never read a crack stories that are this long! And loving every second of it! Am definitely going to keep track of your stuff :D probably the longest review I've ever written, teehee! MWAH for this amazing story :D
Author's Response: Congratulations on making it through this BEAST of a story!! I am sooo happy that it made you laugh. There's nothing I love more than that. Haha. I always encourage laughter; even the crazy 'in the middle of the night' kind. In fact, that's the best kind sometimes! I LOOOVE that you picked out little details from throughout the story for me! I appreciate that so much. Thank you so much for reading, enjoying, and getting through (lol), my story! This was such an awesome review and I'm super flattered by everything you said. Thank you, darling!! *hugs and loves*
Date: 09/06/11 04:48 pm Title: Stepping Forward and Looking Back
I started crying when Stanley turned up...
Author's Response: I love that guy, too. I want a Stanley in my life.
Date: 09/06/11 04:08 pm Title: Realizations and Reappearances
Do you remember the mental hospital I mentioned? I think it's a good time to visit there, since you think my comments are good. but nevermind that! There are too much asses in our conversation. And the sad thing is that I actually started it! -___-
Don't you know, modest sneaky murderer, you should NEVER SAY NEVER!!!!!
Wooo hooo!!! Bill is no longer a hat-thief!! but the fact I freed him from his nickname doesn't mean you're not sneaky murderer anymore!
Oh lol! I don't even know which chapter is my favourite. Guess all of them ARE!! I LOVE Bill's diva mode! And I almost fall everytime he talks about his period!!! hahah!!
I was just waiting for that moment when they have audience!! Oh stacy stacy.. I didn't expect her to be so intelligent. you have quite a characters. Argh!! what a cliffhanger LOL
p.s. It only now occured to me that p.s.2 may not be grammatically correct. Today I lost a point for not capitalizing my I :(
p.s.2 It also occured to me that when I want to read your response I looked on other comments as well, and I'm sure if someone reads my comments on this story.. lets say you're gonna have a company at the mental hospital :)
Author's Response: Why yes, I do recall the mental hospital! Hmmm..perhaps I should check myself in, upon occasion. Haha it is TOTALLY your fault that there are ass cheeks in our conversations. But, I adore you anyway! He is no longer a hat-thief! Yaaaaay no more crime for Bill. But yes, I suppose I am still a bit of a sneaky murderer. I just can't help myself. Haha HIS PERIOD. You know the real Bill probably acts like he has a period, sometimes. I'm so happy that you love ALL of the chapters! Yes, you know that someone had to catch them eventually. But at least she was cool about it! Haha it's only a cliffhanger because you limit yourself to one chapter a day! You could totally click the "next" button. But I adore you for waiting. I just adore you in general, in case you didn't notice. :D P.S. I think that's it's actually supposed to be P.P.S. when you type a second "P.S." But whatever! I'm not the grammar police! Haahha your comments are awesome and don't ever think otherwise. You're almost done with the story :( But I'm also excited for you to get to read the end!
Date: 09/06/11 12:07 pm Title: Sweating Balls
In a way this story has done bad things for me! Firstly, it made me think about nothing but it. Secondly, it made me laugh so much I was in pain...But most of all I spend all my time wishing I had so much funny in me!! I want to write about Bill's like your Bill but it makes me feel like I am copying!
For you this is a good thing, a very good thing...It means it is the BEST STORY EVER! So great that I randomly think about it sometimes and have to review, for like the 2349834th time, even if I am not reviewing a chapter...like this!
I even love the story so much that I read the reviews with great interest and shout things like 'HAUL ASS' and often wish my room was bigger and I had fort-building equiptment.
I refuse to let you die at any point because you have to write more one shots, and if you do die, then...I will read excerps of this story at your funeral. I BETTER BE INVITED TO YOUR FUNERAL!!
Okay, well, that was my review...I hope it was good enough, and, like, made you smile or something.
And you know what, I read your review on a fanfic the other day, and it made me gasp! I mean, imagine the best writer ever reviewing your story o.o
My gosh, that's like Bill Kaulitz telling you you're a nice singer!!
Author's Response: I am sooooo lucky to have you as a reader! Did you know that? You are so sweet, cute, and funny. And listen, the funny thing...just write what YOU think is funny and then hope that others will find it funny as well. That's what I did with this story and it worked out quite well! I believe in you! I am SOOO happy that you enjoyed this story. It makes me so happy that you randomly think about it and then leave me a sweet review. I LOVE that. Hahaha I love that you shout 'HAUL ASS' and wish for a hub. Someday...you shall build a hub! I know you will, haha. I promise that I won't die and that I will keep posting one shots! And guuuuurl, of course you'd be invited. And I'd fully expect you to quote parts of the story. It would make my (apparently dead) self so happy, haha. Of course it was good enough! And it made me smile greatly. :D As always. Oh!! Really? What story did I review? And giiiiirl, that's just silly! But you are SO sweet for saying that about me and my writing :D Thank you so very much for this incredible review!
Date: 09/05/11 01:44 pm Title: Underwater Kissing
Why yeah, you SHOULD be proud. The longest book I've read was probably "Pat the Bunny". Anywaaaay, I'll feel much better if you don't ever mention my other cheeks... Though I'm sure it hurts to many people who laugh their fucking asses off. I just fall to the floor so it's usually my side that hurts. And it does now, by the way! *cough*
Yep! big and long things are always good. I meant your sory of course, why, what did you think? :)
It's me who should be congatulating you for bearing with my long, stupid, half-has-nothing-to-do-with-the-story comments. AND DON'T BE SO MODEST! say "I'M AWESOME AND MY STORY IS GREAT AND YOU SHOULD FEEL HONORED READING IT"
Oh I just love Kiran! She gained my respect not only for living with Bill but for making fun of Tom the other chapter. OH GOD!!! Bill washed his face with windex!!! lol!!!!
Bill in disney world huh. I don't know how well that will go. I mean, for the other people there. OMG! Bill found wikipedia. but!! what's wrong with wikipedia?!?!?! wikipedia is sacred to me cuz I copy-paste all my works from it!
p.s. mirror mirror on the wall, which is the longest and stupidest comment of all? yep. this one.
p.s.2. my mom just came to my room and told me that when I was little I used to hit cars with sticks O:
Author's Response: LMAO "Pat the Bunny". Making me laugh right away, with your review. Ohhhhh you. HAHAHA I'll try not to mention your other cheeks, k? I imagine it WOULD hurt to actually "laugh your ass off" Oh! I just realized that I apparently DID laugh my ass off at the beginning of my response. Surprisingly, it did not hurt. Hmm. Psssh I obviously didn't think you were talking about Bill's penis or anything. NEVER. I will forever be modest, CAN'T STOP ME. I am always in awe when people read and enjoy my stories. Also when they take the time to leave awesome reviews, like yours ^_^ I am soooo glad that you love Kiran! She was definitely a fun character for me to write. Haha sometimes your face just needs a little Windex! HAHA there's nothing wrong with Wikipedia. It's just, whenever I have to write a paper in college, the professors always say to never use Wikipedia as a source because ANYONE can post info on it. So it's not always accurate. But I was kind of poking fun of myself with that part of the chapter because my friends always tease me for getting my information from that site, lol. I can't wait for you to read the Disney chapter! P.S. If by stupidest, you meant most amazing, then YES. IT IS THIS ONE. P.S.2. OMG WHAT BRB LAUGHING MY ASS OFF AND IT'S TOTALLY WORTH IT
Date: 09/04/11 12:02 pm Title: Chinchilla!
Oh mah, 5 chapters more :O well I guess I'll give the "noooooooooo it's the end" speech in the last chapter so I'll spare you this for now. yeah yeah I know what you'll say "there are 2 oneshots" keyword: one. (I think)
Poor hat-thief cannot bounce in his bouncy ball! MUAHAHA. It's a privilage hat-thieves don't have! and he will stay so till he returns the hat!
LOL now I know why you called the chapter "chinchilla". That was hilarious! cheeks (YEAH the face ones, thank you) suffer but it's totally worth it. I always wonder why you made Bill with such a hude dick, I mean, do I even want to know how big? I dont think so..
Author's Response: You're getting so close to the end! I'm so proud of you for working your way for this super long story! It's seriously so long, lol. And I just really appreciate how you've told me your thoughts along the way. Your reviews never fail to make me smile. Haha I'll write more than just two oneshots, though! But...you know me well because that is probs EXACTLY what I would say! haha. Nooooo he will return the hat soon! I promise! I can't remember if it's in the third to last chapter...I think it is...he won't be a hat thief for much longer! Haha. Omg YOU are hilarious. Haha I'm glad it's your face cheeks and not the other ones that hurt. Annnnnd I really don't know why I made him with such a big dick. Probably just because I thought it would be a funny contrast, with him being so little and all, haha. But no, you DEFINITELY don't want to know how big...O_O I hope you like the next chapter!!
Date: 09/04/11 07:23 am Title: Trampoline Skills
hahaa I just had to review. I usually would wait after I finish the story but this seriously crack me up:) I loooove how random your story is, you can never guess. Bill is super funny, like, I literally died laughing when " Every two seconds, he could see Bill's head pop up from behind the house, only to drop out of sight again."
and the first chapter"“Alright manly man, why don't you twirl your manly ass into the kitchen and help me make dinner?” " twirling the manly ass! twirling an ass is hilarious, but manly ass! You're AWESOME
Author's Response: I am SO happy that you decided to review, now! I am delighted that this story is making you laugh. I know it's sooo random, lol. But I like to keep you guessing ;) Hahah I'm so happy that those parts made you laugh! Thank you sooo much for reading and I hope that it continues to make you laugh. And YOU are the awesome one! :D
Date: 09/03/11 11:01 am Title: Feel Like Making Love
AWW I love bouncy balls! there was one at the jym my mom went to and they had to pry me off it... good times -__-
Anyway, Tom is just too sweet! Seriously, do guys like this even exist? If yes they are probably gays..
Although, is Tom secretly a fan of Justin Beaver? he says "baby" too much.
FINALLY!! THEY DID IT!!!!!!!
Author's Response: I LOVE them, too!! Seriously they are so much fuuuuun. I hope guys like him exist...somewhere...if only. *sighs deeply* Haha I don't think he's a Bieber fan, though he does say "baby" a fair amount. BUT! That nickname was around far before the beaver. YES, THEY DID IT!! YAY!! Now they can do it lots and lots since the "first time" is over :D :D
Date: 09/02/11 09:00 pm Title: Sweating Balls
Happy Late Birthday xD
Our B-Dayz Rule
Author's Response: Thank you SO much! Our birthdays totally rule, for sure :D
Date: 09/02/11 07:58 pm Title: Invite Only
I love how Bill always screams HAUL ASS. I had a total haul ass moment today when a bus ran over a car behind me and I though someone had been shot o.o
Author's Response: AHHHH I would have screamed "HAUL ASS", too!! Sounds terrifying. Glad that there wasn't any shooting! And yes, haha. That phrase is definitely somewhat of a catchphrase for Bill. I have to admit, I use it in real life whenever I get the chance. Hehe. :D
Date: 09/01/11 11:01 am Title: My Boyfriend
How cool!! I read about Bill's birthday in his actual birthday!!!
but WAAA school.. And of course the first thing I do to lift my mood is to read a chapter! Your responses are so nice. I thought I kinda overdone it with like 5 comments a day. (I'd tell myself to fuck off)
I was thinking, if Bill kicks Tom in the groin all the time, why wont he wear a diaper? I think it will protect his precious balls from the evil knees.
I'll pay money to see the scene of Bill telling the saleslady about Tom's dick!!! LOL!!
"Tomorrow I shall return a man" "tomorrow you're gonna return with a sore ass" hahha
You know, I always thought Tom is so mature for his age! I mean, he doesn't seem like 17 years old!!! For fuck's sake, I'm 17 years old and my maturity is close to Bill's level, whose maturity is close to kindergarden level. I don't even make sense. /escapes.
Author's Response: PERFECT TIMING. I'm glad you like my responses :D You could never overdo it with reviews. I swear it. You make me smile with every single one. :D Haha, Tom in a diaper is just too ridiculous and hilarious for me to imagine. Haha you always make sense to me because you are odd, just like me. And I love it! I hope you are still enjoying and that school isn't being too rough on you!!
Date: 09/01/11 09:46 am Title: Stepping Forward and Looking Back
I can't remember the last time I've laughed so many times while reading a story.
This story was fucking awesome to read. Thank you very much for the joy and fun while reading! You are a great writer! Looking forward to read other stories writen by you.
Loves
Author's Response: This review made me absolutely delighted! I truly adore making people laugh and I'm sooo happy that I could do that for you. The fact that you enjoyed it so much, truly puts a smile on my face. Thank you so much for reading and complimenting my writing. You are so sweet! I've posted two one shots for this story, if you want to check them out :D Thank you, again!
Date: 08/31/11 11:47 pm Title: Stepping Forward and Looking Back
Best possible story - hilarious, sexy, touching, sweet, unpredictable and thoroughly enjoying. thank you so much.
Author's Response: Best possible review. I swear. Succinct and amazing. I am so very glad that you enjoyed it. Thank YOU for reading. You've made me smile immensely :D
Date: 08/31/11 07:56 pm Title: Worst Phone Etiquette
I'm still waiting for the day tom will ask bill to be his xD gooooooddd chapter. Also do you mind giving me advice? :o I wanna write my own story now xD is there anyway I can contact you? FB? Twitter? MSN? AIM? Something :o
Author's Response: It's gonna happen!! I'm so happy you liked the chapter :D Ooohh you totally should write your own story!! You can add me on twitter! twitter.com/mohanrocks89 We can talk on there ;)
Date: 08/31/11 04:35 pm Title: Blow Job Revelations
I have nothing to say but amazing. No need to thank me for reading or whatever! XD I get it and your welcome
Author's Response: I'm glad you're enjoying :D xD (I didn't thank you but I'm still thankful) :D