Date: 09/15/11 10:45 am Title: Sweating Balls
You will never ever guess what!! There's a classroom in my school called...THE HUB!!! (Hope my reviews arent annoying you, lolz.)
Author's Response: That's so damn awesome! I'm jealous *wishes for a hub at my school*. Your reviews could NEVER annoy me. Only make me smile. :D But, I'm going to Peru tomorrow and won't be back for just over a week. So if you leave me something and I don't respond, it's because I'll have no internet. Seriously though, your reviews are the best. :)
Date: 09/14/11 06:59 pm Title: Stepping Forward and Looking Back
I enjoyed this story so very much! It was funny as hell as well as touching and I LOVE how you described Bill and Tom. So perfectly good, really! Good job, bb :)
Author's Response: I am so flattered and happy that you gave my story a read! I'm thrilled that you enjoyed it so much. I'm totally smiling so big, right now. :D Thank you sooo much for the compliments and for leaving me this sweet review. You are lovely. ^_^
Date: 09/13/11 07:40 pm Title: Sweating Balls
Yupperz! They Dow :3
Date: 09/12/11 09:23 pm Title: Love in This Hub
Ehehee
Author's Response: Awww. What a cute little giggle!!
Date: 09/12/11 02:50 pm Title: Sweating Balls
I was really bored, so I made this, just for fun!
Author's Response: O_O Ohhhhh my gosh! That is...SO perfect and wonderful! I love how you included elements of the story like that! And the boys look so adorable. Thank you so much! I think I'm gonna have to use that for the "Series" banner. I love it so much! I'll do that later tonight. :) Thank you, sweetness. :D
Date: 09/12/11 11:28 am Title: Sweating Balls
You would read them? Would you even review them? That would be the most amazing thing to ever happen to me!
And YEAH, just like owls!
I can't wait for the next one shot, I have a special and long review planned out for you!!
Author's Response: I would EVEN review them! You are so cute, I can't even handle it. I can't wait for you long review! I'm hoping to have the next one up by the end of this month, or beginning of the next! :D
Date: 09/11/11 09:51 pm Title: Grab My Ass?
If I was tom I would of grabbed bill's ass u.u what a idiot.
Author's Response: I know, right?? Tom needs to get his shit together! Btw, I'm really happy you're still reading!! :D
Date: 09/11/11 09:51 pm Title: Grab My Ass?
If I was tom I would of grabbed his ass u.u what a idiot.
Date: 09/11/11 09:16 pm Title: Small Word, Big Deal
while I was reading the Irish Spring soap part of the chapter i couldnt help but cringe bacause me and Irish Spring are not on speaking terms at them moment. Lets just say I was in the shower and said Spring jump on my toe. It didnt end well :(
Author's Response: OMG. I feel your pain. That little bar of soap is a lot more solid than one might imagine. It can cause QUITE the injury when it slips and lands on your toe. I'm sorry it made you cringe and I hope that you showed that soap who is boss!!
Date: 09/10/11 05:26 pm Title: Sweating Balls
I am so so so so glad that you are going to mention Sloths! They are my favourite things, and if people were actually interested in them, I would have like 23948 fanfics about sloths. I think one day, I might write a book about sloths. I would also like to add, that the pygmy three toed sloth can turn its head 360 degrees!!!
Author's Response: I would totally read your sloth stories. Or your sloth book! OMG THAT'S CRAZY. Just like owls do! You are so cute. :3
Date: 09/10/11 12:11 pm Title: Sweating Balls
Round two?
Author's Response: I'M UP FOR IT.
Date: 09/10/11 10:43 am Title: Trampoline Skills
Bill gets a boner from (sexy) weird things? It’s like the word weird was made for Bill. And Like-sick should be a new word. If it isn’t already that is? How can one even die on a trampoline? Fall face first on the ground and break their neck or something like that? Okay, Billie has a huge dick? I’m sure that he can’t wait to show it to Tom! It’s just a guess but does Bill not like weekends because his parents died on a weekend? And tihi Bill is going to give Tom a massage! Can he do that without being awkward?
You adore me? Yay! I adore you too! And you love amusements parks too? I like you even more for that! And the mental image of Tom whipping his dreads is too ridiculous. I can’t even describe it. Really, that ridiculous. I feel like giggling every time I think of it. God, real Tom should know what we make them do in THF. Do you think any of the Th members have ever read a fanfiction?
I know other bands have. Take My Chemical Romance for example. Their responds to fanfiction was that they liked that the fans were being creative and then one of them goes ahead and says: but stop making us have sex with each other in you fanfictions! XD I dunno if you know them, but Mikey way (bassist) said that someone sent him a story about him and his brother Gerard way(singer) and he read a paragraph and clicked out of it again. Haha poor guy probably read a waycest fic! XD he must be scarred for life!
I’m gonna end this ramble now so bye again! (btw I love talking to you!)
Author's Response: I really do think that 'weird' was created for this Bill. Or that he is the embodiment of the word, really. Haha let's make like-sick a new word, k? I'll need your help! Spread it all around! I mean...if you can die from a coconut falling from a tree on your head, I think you could def die from a trampoline. Ask Bill, he knows strange facts. Hehe. He DOES indeed have a big dick and he is quite proud of it! Haha. That's a very good guess...I shall leave it at that! Annnnd, I don't think Bill is capable of doing anything without a least a little bit of awkward in there. I DO adore you! I seriously love amusement parks. I ride roller coasters over and over and only stop because eventually my family is like...uhhh can we go? Haha. I can't even imagine what the real Tom would think, or any of the members would think, if they knew about what we make them do! I would gladly offer up my story for them to read, lol. I'm sure they're aware of fanfiction about them...but I don't know if they've read it. Dude, that's crazy that Gerard read some! Haha. He probs did stumble upon some waycest! Poor guy. I love your rambling, btw. :D And I love talking to you, too! I hope you continue to enjoy the story!!
Author's Response: I really do think that 'weird' was created for this Bill. Or that he is the embodiment of the word, really. Haha let's make like-sick a new word, k? I'll need your help! Spread it all around! I mean...if you can die from a coconut falling from a tree on your head, I think you could def die from a trampoline. Ask Bill, he knows strange facts. Hehe. He DOES indeed have a big dick and he is quite proud of it! Haha. That's a very good guess...I shall leave it at that! Annnnd, I don't think Bill is capable of doing anything without a least a little bit of awkward in there. I DO adore you! I seriously love amusement parks. I ride roller coasters over and over and only stop because eventually my family is like...uhhh can we go? Haha. I can't even imagine what the real Tom would think, or any of the members would think, if they knew about what we make them do! I would gladly offer up my story for them to read, lol. I'm sure they're aware of fanfiction about them...but I don't know if they've read it. Dude, that's crazy that Gerard read some! Haha. He probs did stumble upon some waycest! Poor guy. I love your rambling, btw. :D And I love talking to you, too! I hope you continue to enjoy the story!!
Date: 09/10/11 08:40 am Title: Stepping Forward and Looking Back
So this is the end. *dramatic music at the background* It's over! No more.
j.k. I'm not going to write my farewell or anything. I have 3 more oneshots, as you mentined, and if you don't write more I'm going to find out where you live and bring my friend, aka the chainsaw with me for a visit :)
Oh I just enjoyed your wordplay so mach but UGH!!! I'm sure everytime someone says the word "come" I'll think of... this!!! OMG!! LMFAO!!! I KNEW SOMEONE WAS LISTENING!!!!!!! HAHAHAH!! I love when people get caught. Er, note to self- go see the therapist. HAHA Minnie's skirt! XD
What a summer it was, huh? how was your summer, btw? maybe you've written another story and it's hiding under your bed? Or maybe YOU've been watching all the disney movies!
Well, anyway, I enjoyed this story so very very very very much! It was funny and crazy and awkward and awesome!!
Aww at the end Tom said "everything is going to WORK OUT"!!
p.s. Um, I've never watched america's top model so I youtubed it. This is... creepy!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yauouT0cWdM&feature=fvst
Author's Response: OMG YOU MADE IT TO THE END. But yeah, it's not really the end! You have more things to reeaaaaad. AND OMG NO I WON'T STOP I PROMISE. DON'T HURT ME. Haha I'm so happy you enjoyed the wordplay. No no, you do not need to see a therapist. I like you just the way you are. :D Minnie's skirt! What IS under there, anyway? Haha. It was a busy summer for me! Working, taking classes, and writing this! But it was amazing. I DO have another story! It's called Precarious Serendipity and I actually just posted the last chapter. Maaaaaybe I'll be lucky enough for you to read it. :) I did watch some Disney movies...ahem...don't judge me! I am soooo happy that you enjoyed this story so much. Seriously, your reviews brightened my day. Every time. You are so hilarious and sweet and I'm so grateful that you decided to read my story. YES TOM USED THE TITLE OF THE STORY. Hehe. I like double meanings. And thus, there is a lot of that in my stories. Thank you so much for reading!! Duuuuude, hahaha. That is so NOT the show. That's hilarious that you found that instead of the actual show. Omg, I just adore you. I really do. But I'm really sorry you had to see that. xD
Date: 09/09/11 12:12 pm Title: Sweating Balls
I adore you, as well! Your responses to my reviews always make me happy! I've even started to puncuated like you, because I love this story so much o.o
Anyway! About Sloths. Well, they live in south america, in places like costa rica! There is two types, the two toed and the three toed, and they are the slowest land mammals, but the two toed is faster than the tree toed. because of their bad diet, which is just leaves, they are half blind and half deaf, and also have muscles that are so thin, they are just like ribbobs. They do everything hung upside down from trees, like eat and mate, but they go down to poop, and they always do it in the same place. Also, they can swim very fast, because they propel themselves with their back legs. it's not bad to keep them as pets if you live near where they are from, because they don't need much space beceause they are so slow, and also you can offer them a more nutricious diet than in the wild, and of course its not hard to find their food because it's just leaves, and also you can protect them from predators, but I don't think they have many predators. but the other day i did see a video of an eagle snatching a sloth from a tree.
and also, I am so glad that you are going to mention sloths, just for me!! thank you!!
Author's Response: I am SO happy to make you happy! You make me feel the same way. ^_^ You started to punctuate like me?? Awwww. That is such a flattering thing!! Thank you! You've made me smile sooo big. Thanks for loving on this story so much. :D OHHH my goodness! Thank you so much for all of the sloth information. I am absolutely going to mention them in the next one shot. They are such fascinating creatures! You are the best. Thank you! :D
Date: 09/09/11 11:53 am Title: Whip My Hair
Squirrel fight! Or rather squirrel vs. Bill. The little bitch got away, but maybe Bill can win next time? But at least he got a face full of Tom’s crotch! I think that he should be very grateful. And they had a nice talk. I’m glad that things aren’t totally weird between them. Tom has now learned not to bet with Bill over a game, because Bill has just proved to have pretty good skills in halo.
tihi Tom whipping his dreads back and forth to “I whip my hair”? How do even come up with this? I think that I will forever have that imprinted in my brain. Thank you very much! *scoffs and turns away* haha kidding! ^_^ Of course Tom’s dancing is going to give Bill a boner! And riiiiiiight, Bill doesn’t have the hots for Tom at all. Nope. Nothing. Guys just can’t think with both heads can they? Most guys only think with their dick. Which reminds me of a joke that I can’t remember. I don’t think that made any sense, did it? I think I’ll end this before I say anything else that doesn’t make sense. Bye for now! *hugs*
Author's Response: It was an epic throwdown. This is for sure. THAT BITCH. But really, you're right. We should probably thank her for making Bill land on Tom's crotch. She has helped push their relationship forward! Things aren't TOTALLY weird but...they will definitely always be a bit weird between them. The best kind of weird, though. Haha. And I would never challenge Bill at Halo. Tom learned the hard way. Haha how ridiculous is the mental image of Tom whipping his dreads? I can't even handle it. I facepalm every time I think back to this chapter or hear that song. Bill TOTALLY doesn't have the hots for Tom. Psssh. Of course not. I agree that most guys tend to think with the lower head first, lol. You always make sense! Do not fear! Though, I would love to hear the joke when you think of it. :D Bye bye, love! Thanks again, for another fantastic review and for reading! :D *squeezes*
Date: 09/09/11 09:09 am Title: Pervert Ghost
Oh my god, this chapter was so hilarious! Why doesn’t It surprise me that not only does Bill believe in ghost but is also afraid of the apparently perverted ghosts? Haha the gifts! Double penetration shall satisfy any perverted ghost from now on! I like Natalie because she seems to be weird too. Maybe not as weird as Bill, but still weird XD Is it supposed to be Natalie Franz or an OFC?
Billtopia! Oh, how I wish that was a real place! I’m trying to imagine what kind of rides would be there. I like Amusements Parks way too much, and I would feel like I was in heaven if I could go to them all year long. My parents think I’m too childish, and they probably think that I’m innocent too, but they should know! XD I’m going off subject here, so back to the story.
Yay, Bill and Tom are going to talk! This is going to be awkward considering the things that happened in the locker room. Btw what if Bill is going to text someone for the first time? They would probably be freak out. Or if he texts something to the wrong number. Poor innocent people XD
(Now I know why you used lizards as the evil being in Precarious Serendipity :D)
Author's Response: I'm sooo happy that it made you laugh! I'm so glad that you are getting a feel for this Bill already. You must offer gifts to a pervert ghost. Didn't you know? Otherwise...they will totally try to get into your pants. Double penetration reading material will keep you especially safe! I'm glad you like Natalie! She definitely isn't as weird as Bill but she is a good compliment for him. She's supposed to look like Franz, yeah. :D I LOVE amusement parks! I personally just think you're just THAT much more awesome for loving them. :D I wish Billtopia was real, too. It would be such a magical place...*sighs wistfully* You can always get off subject with me. For srs, I love rambles. :) Especially cute ones like the above. Bill and Tom ARE going to talk! Yay. Things will most likely more than definitely be awkward. It is impossible to escape it with this Bill. (hehe. I definitely have a thing for adding in crazy animals, in my stories). I'm so happy that you're enjoying!
Date: 09/09/11 08:40 am Title: Ghosts of the Past
Hey, I'm not sneaky, I just.. hid my horrible grammar skills with the "I wanted to try you" method- like when people don't know something they ask someone else and then say they knew it and just wanted to check if the other person knew... Am I making sense? no? good.
HAHA I see where you got then humour from. Eaten by dinosaurs lol.
Er, I take back what I said before about Tom being mature and all. HAHAHA monster in the closet. It must be the gay monster!!
Oh god, my stomach hurts from laughing. Tom's mom is my new favourite character!! I'm actually surpried she didn't leave him with a babysitter though.
LOL Mrs. buttercup!! You deserve a whole cookie-mountain!
p.s. oh you don't know how much you improved my mood today. I came home after freaking 3 physics lessons and if this isn't a nightmare I don't know what is.
p.s.2 NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ONE MORE CHAPTERRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Author's Response: SNEAKY VOODOO IS WHAT IT IS. Noooo just kidding I know PRECISELY what you're talking about so...there! You did make sense and thus your sneakiness failed this time. Haha. My sense of humor definitely comes from my mom. Although, my mind is waaaaay dirtier. She would NEVER write something like this. THANKFULLY BECAUSE I WOULD BE SCARRED IF SHE DID. Ohhhhh my gosh. The GAY closet monster is coming to take Tom away because he hid in the closet for too long! You are hilarious. I can't even handle it. I'm so glad you like Tom's mom! In my other story, Bill's parents are kind of like Tom's mom....multiplied by ten. They are SO odd. You make a valid point about the babysitter. I too am surprised! (that I didn't think of it you sneaky little...) I'm so happy that this chapter made you laugh so much! A WHOLE cookie mountain?? Ohhhh I am so very pleased, Mrs. Buttercup! P.S. I'm so happy that I could cheer up your day :D Truly. I know just how you feel about school lessons. Fuuuuh. P.S.2. I KNOOOOOWWWW. But there are two one shots for you to read so it's kind of like...three more chapters!! hehee. P.S.3. THAT'S RIGHT, I'M ADDING ANOTHER....I am so delighted by you, k?
Date: 09/09/11 08:26 am Title: Shower Time
How come nobody gets the joke when the pun is intended? Like really? Am I the only one that experiences that? Okay, I really should stop asking so many questions :D And oh! Tom snapped! About time though, as most people wouldn’t be able to deal with people like Bill XD But Bill had a very good comeback! Best way to make Tom speechless. And the shower scene was hot… and weird! Tom is finally starting to notice Bill!
And the Krispy Kreme hat part was so unexpected and funny, but I can totally imagine it happening with this awkward Bill! At lease Bill is starting to really like Tom now. I know that Tomi is all sexy and stuff, but a real relationship is so much better! Too bad Tomi is still “straight” :3
Author's Response: NO YOU ARE NOT ALONE. That happens to me ALL of the time! I seriously always use puns. I adore them (sort of like how I adore you). Ask as many questions as you wish! No such thing as too many ponderings. Bill is aloof and random but he definitely always knows how to come back at some one. And I can't blame Tom for snapping, either haha. Weird and hot are very good adjectives for this chapter! Haha the Krispy Kreme hat...such a random addition to the chapter. I'm glad you found it funny! A real relationship is SO much better than just sex with these two. I couldn't agree more. And yes...*cough cough* Tom is still straight....*cough*...
Date: 09/09/11 01:19 am Title: Skittle Confessions
*shakes head* Tom, you’re such a slut. And Bill was just checking to see if the clock was set to daylight savings time. Because that’s a perfectly normal thing to do in a locker room. Bill doesn’t know when to shut his mouth here either? “You mean you're going to go finish yourself off” He barely got out of that one! I thought they were working out in the end, but apparently they were sharing skittles. :D Funny chapter as always! And hot!
Author's Response: Dude. It's a TOTALLY normal thing to do in a locker room. I mean, I for one am quite offended if a clock in a locker room isn't set to the appropriate time! haha. This Bill and the Precarious Bill are a bit the same in the sense that they have mouth filter isuues, haha. But THIS Bill..he's soooo much worse. I hope it entertains you! And yes, Tom was a little slutty slut in this chapter. Getting a blow job and sharing skittles. Pssssh. Especially the sharing of the skittles! So slutty. :D I'm so happy you enjoyed it! Yaaaaay. Thank you! :D
Date: 09/09/11 01:04 am Title: Fuck Parkinson Street
What distracted Bill to make him fall into that puddle? It could be anything though because he seems to be easily distracted (by a wall for that matter XD) The fuzzy floaties? Haha trust Bill to call it that! You know, I don’t know what to say to Bill saying that the hub feels like being back in the womb either! XD I really like this Bill. Innocent and yet not innocent. Do I make any sense? Because it doesn’t feel like it :D I loved this chapter too!
Author's Response: I think BILL distracts Bill, haha. He is so very easily distracted. I will warn you that the only thing you can always know to expect from this Bill is the unexpected! FUZZY FLOATIES and talking about the womb, for example. Haha. I'm so happy that you like this Bill! You make PERFECT sense. Sorry for how many all caps I keep using. I'm just realllly excited that you're reading! Thank you so much! :D