Date: 06/21/11 06:41 am Title: Guinness Book of World Records
haha Bill's hilarious comments never get old, well goddamn he has a way of making EVERYTHING funny xD great job -hugs-
Author's Response: Yaaaaay I'm glad you are still finding it funnnnny! That makes me super happy. Thank you so much! *hugs for you*
Date: 06/21/11 06:19 am Title: Guinness Book of World Records
Wow, what could Bill be worried about?
And yes, I did enjoy the craziness :)
Author's Response: You shall have to wait to find out! *hopes that you wait to find out* And I'm so glad you enjoyed the craziness :D Thank youuuu!
Date: 06/21/11 05:57 am Title: Guinness Book of World Records
bahahahahahahha i love Kiran's intro...LOL that was sexy xD more soon xD
Author's Response: Thank you soooo much hahah. I'm glad you thought it was sexy and there will definitely be more soon, including your banner!! Thanks again for that ;D
Date: 06/21/11 04:22 am Title: Guinness Book of World Records
... XD XD XD XD XD XD
Author's Response: :D XD ;) =) X] I'm outta smileys for the computer...but you just made me smile a whole lot for real!!
Date: 06/21/11 03:55 am Title: Guinness Book of World Records
Omg this was so good I want to read more post more often!! You're so good !!
Author's Response: Thank you soo so so much! Haha I don't think I can post more than once a day unless I completely stop dealing with the rest of my life, which believe me I wouldn't mind, but I'm afraid I've gotta keep that up. But thank you so much! Your review was so sweet ;D
Date: 06/21/11 02:29 am Title: Guinness Book of World Records
wow..i could just picture tom sucking bills monster dick, and getting cum all over his face. -dies-
HHHOOOTTT!!!!!
Author's Response: Haha I'm glad you could picture it! It's always hard to get out what's in my head, into the story you know? But I always try my best :D Thank you so much for reading and reviewing!!
Date: 06/21/11 01:52 am Title: Guinness Book of World Records
Lmao! I can't get enuff of this.
Author's Response: Hahah thanks! Luckily for you, I can't get enough of writing it or reading all of the amazing reviews. As long as you want it, I'll keep it coming ;)
Date: 06/21/11 01:41 am Title: Guinness Book of World Records
Aww seeing -or reading- Bill all sad and worried made me want to cuddle him and give him fruit snacks
Author's Response: Well he would never refuse a cuddle or a pack of fruit snacks!! hehe. Don't worry though, things are gonna be good for Bill in the end :)
Date: 06/21/11 01:05 am Title: Guinness Book of World Records
Bill has a firehose for a dick, in all form and function. It's comical and weirdly sexy at the same time.
"Like a moth to a flame..." I'm gonna whisper that to this girl at work, we always make sexually inappropriate comments and jokes. One day she hugged me for no reason and I blurted out, "I think about you when I touch myself at night." We find endless entertainment in this. We also joke about large dildos named "Tom." After reading this story, I'm gonna start suggesting the name "Bill" for such large phallic objects.
Author's Response: Hahah um you and that girl sound like my kind of people ;) You should definitely call large dick shaped things "Bill". Because I mean, he has a fucking firehose and all ;) Although Tom's is pretty decent sizes as well I'm sure. Maybe you can call the pink and glittery dildos "Tom" and the huge and monster-sized ones, "Bill" haha
Date: 06/21/11 12:42 am Title: Guinness Book of World Records
as long as you keep us laughing, i will review.
Author's Response: I will try my best to do just that. Because I would love for you to keep reviewing :D Thank you!
Date: 06/21/11 12:37 am Title: Guinness Book of World Records
I love it. Can't wait until next chapter. Bill just makes me smile.....
Author's Response: It makes me smile that he makes you smile :D The next chapter will be up later today!!! Thank you!!
Date: 06/20/11 11:09 pm Title: Worst Phone Etiquette
I seriously almost spit coffee all over my laptop reading Bill's voicemail. This whole chapter was hilarious!! Can't wait for what Bill teaches Tomi next... with all his great wisdom! *flutter claps*
Author's Response: Haha I'm glad you didn't actually spit it all over your laptop! But I'm so happy it made you laugh :D thank you so much! I just posted the next chapter so hopefully you won't have to wait long to see what he teaches him ;) And I LOVE flutter claps! How did you know?? ;)
Date: 06/20/11 06:41 pm Title: Sweating Balls
You're welcome :D And his name is Shaggy XD I don't entirely think it fits him, well right now it does since his fur is so long, but that's getting cut tomorrow.
Author's Response: Awww. Yeah Mohan needs to be shaved soon. He has all sorts of things stuck in his fur and plus it's summer time and it just gets too hot for a little poodle, ya know? Do you have a toy poodle or a mini poodle?
Date: 06/20/11 01:57 pm Title: Worst Phone Etiquette
AWWWWwww! He's so cute! Mohan might be the most adorable dog I have ever seen, and my goodness, you're gorgeous...
Hmm *ponders* You're excited for the next chapter; why could that be? Is it because Bill's "surprise" party is in it?!??!?...probably not *pouts* I am terribly curious about the party, and why Tom thinks its going to be so amazingly awesome that Bill will spill all of his secrets because of it.
It was very nice of Tom to let Bill think he didn't leave anything inappropriate in the message. ets just hope Bill doesn't want to listen to the wonderful job he did.
Bill's stages of drunkeness tickled me pink. That poor widow, false advertisement Bill, false advertisement.
Good job Nat, getting the phone away, and smoothing things over a bit.
Thank you for keeping Tom away. *loves on fic freely* Keep up the great work! Can't wait to see more!
Author's Response: Mohan will be VERY pleased to hear that!! Haha he really is just the most cuddly and snuggly little guy. And he loves to wear clothes. Perhaps I should post a picture of him in some. I personally think clothes on a dog are ridiculous, but he loves 'em. Like will literally get one of his shirts in his mouth and bring it over to you and look at you expectantly. Haha. Sigh. And thank youuu soooo much! You are incredibly sweet to say that *blushes*. Bill's surprise party isn't happening quite yet but there is going to be a sleepover in the hub and I'm always excited to see what the hub will bring forth ;) Bill really did false advertise!! It was his own fault really. And Nat def knows how to handle Bill and I think Tom is beginning to learn how as well! No prob. I'll keep Tom away as long as you need because I love that you love this . Thank you soooo much!!! :D
Date: 06/20/11 01:32 pm Title: Worst Phone Etiquette
lol omg i love bill he's so funny
Author's Response: Hehe he loves you, too XD Thank you!!
Date: 06/20/11 01:27 pm Title: Worst Phone Etiquette
Haha! I love Bill's phone call etiquette =D This is gonna be an interesting sleepover ! Can't wait to read about that, especially since you're realllyyy excited to wirte it =P I can't get enough of Bill's weirdness, it's just so entertaining! Thank you for this update!
Beautiful picture, you are really pretty =)
Author's Response: It's definitely going to be quite interesting indeed hehe. I'm always excited to write for you guys because your reviews make me smile so damn much, but I especially get excited to write dirrrty things haha. I'm glad you can't get enough of it because it's not going anywhere :p Thank you sooo so much for reading and reviewing! It keeps me writing :) And thank you so so much for the compliment. You are sooo sweet!
Date: 06/20/11 01:04 pm Title: Worst Phone Etiquette
are you sure bill is 14? cause im not sure anymore, well i wasnt sure with the first chapter but yeah! i was almost postive that Bill nad Tom were going to have phone sex, but aww :( i was wrong but who cares! Tom is sleeping in the hub, BOOYAW!
Author's Response: Welp he is almooooost 15! lol. Yeah he's 14 but he has had to grow up pretty fast because of certain circumstances ya know? Though it's hard to tell at times because of his weirdness haha. And hell yeah Tom is sleeping in the hub! Thanks for reading and reviewing!!! :D
Date: 06/20/11 12:41 pm Title: Worst Phone Etiquette
Can't wait for the next chapter. :)
Author's Response: I'm glad you can't wait :) Hopefully it'll be a gooood one!!
Date: 06/20/11 11:46 am Title: Worst Phone Etiquette
love it
Author's Response: Love you for loving it :) Thank you!!!
Date: 06/20/11 11:45 am Title: Worst Phone Etiquette
Bill's funny little mind was in highest gear today :) Would seem you create amazing extreme situations when you're over tired. I was so entertained by Bill as he stumbled his way through the text message. And likewise, Tom was a good little radio receiving the high points of the most important of Bill's babbling:
Usually, that he has to accept that his dick is pretty, and boy wouldn't we want to get proof so we can approve alongside Bill :)
Tom is cute when he tries to deny himself going to the hub in the first place, but really, Tom? Who are you trying to kid?
Get a move on, buy the gummies and head over to Bill's. Bring your camera, Tom, or use your phone, because I want to see Bill when he sleeps... in the aftermath ;)
Great update.
*Hugs*
maria
Author's Response: Hahaha this review was adorable. But seriously, who is Tom kidding? He just needs to get his ass over there with the gummies and be Bill's student ;) I'm glad that you find my over-tired induced scenarios funny haha. Because I am often lacking an adequate amount of sleep lol. And I would love to see pictures as well hehe. Thank you so much!!! *hugs back*