Date: 04/30/11 02:53 am Title: That's Not Fooling Anyone
omg that BEARD. not a fan, but wtf is up with his nose in that pic? like rly? ughh...as um, creative as this was, i'd much prefer to think that it was, say, some sort of method to get tom on the bottom, or perhaps a step toward them changing roles! lol jk, but tomi was looking especially sweet and girlish in this vid...
Date: 04/30/11 01:59 am Title: That's Not Fooling Anyone
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! My, did this totes took me off guard :O Bill and his beard *thinks about it for a couple of hours* Bill...and-his-beard :O Whoa! I never thought he'd get one xD I've still got mixed feelings about it, I'm not sure whether I like it or not :( BUT... the guy's still burning hot :P
The story was hilarious xD And if they DID happen to be twin lesbians... hell, that still wouldn't stop me ;) hahaha!
Date: 04/30/11 01:35 am Title: That's Not Fooling Anyone
Great story! The femmeslash was a very nice surprise since I didn't bother with reading the warnings.
As far as Bill's beard goes...it's ok. Looks like he hasn't been growing it very long and every guy needs to grow one once in his life. The real problem I had with the picture was with what Bill's wearing. A shirt buttoned up all the way with stripey suspenders. Remind you of any sitcom characters? That's right, Bill's outfit reminds me of...Urkel. URKEL!! Ugh!
Date: 04/30/11 12:18 am Title: That's Not Fooling Anyone
Ok, so the first thought I had over the video was "OMG he really can grow facial hair!!" with a snotty follow up of "hes a real boy" but you know, in a fun way.
I didn't find anything too strange about the hair being dark when he is naturally blonde. For one thing, it barely looked like more than 5 o clock shadow, which always looks darker anyway, and bedside,s my brother hes naturally a medium/light blonde, but his facial hair comes in really weird, its brown under his chin, red over his lip and down the sides of his mouth, and blonde everywhere else...Even the blonde parts look dark the first couple days he doesn't shave though.
This was a cute story that taught me the value of reading the warnings. No offense, femme just isn't really my thing. Great work though.
Author's Response: Hehe, that makes me think of Pinnochio. Everyone has taken my hypothetical beard colouring statement a different way, and I think some of them now think that the beard could really be fake. :P
Thanks for reading even though you're not into femmeslash! :D
Date: 04/30/11 12:01 am Title: That's Not Fooling Anyone
awesome fic, I'm still shocked over his beard!! Okay he's hot, he doesn't look right with the beard. It kinda makes him look asian. No offence to asians
Author's Response: Thanks for the review! Haha, I think I would have found it hotter if his hair was slicked back for some reason. xD
Date: 04/29/11 11:59 pm Title: That's Not Fooling Anyone
LOL oh my gosh i didn't even think of that!!! wow it really lends credence to your little "conspiracy theory" (which is hilarious and awesome, btw - i definitely had an 'AHA' moment near the beginning), b/c it just seems like too much effort to go so far as to dye your facial hair. but then again, we are talking about Bill here. :)
Author's Response: Next thing we know Bild.de will do a whole expose on this, proving my conspiracy theory true (because it seems like something they would do). Thanks for the review! :D
Author's Response: Next thing we know Bild.de will do a whole expose on this, proving my conspiracy theory true (because it seems like something they would do). Thanks for the review! :D
Date: 04/29/11 11:08 pm Title: That's Not Fooling Anyone
omg i thought about the beard coloring too!!! maybe he dyed it XDD.but facial hair is darker than head hair. this teacher at my school had pure blonde hair but like ginger red beard soooo it could be the reason :/ anyway idk....his face is too pretty. it's just akward.
Author's Response: Thanks for the review! I've gotten a lot of notes about the colouring of the beard, and the general consensus is that beards can be a totally different colour from head hair, but someone pointed out that his hair really is lighter, we just can think it's darker because of his light complexion.
Date: 04/29/11 09:23 pm Title: That's Not Fooling Anyone
IT'S FUCKING SEXY. HE LOOKS LIKE JOE JONAS.
and it's STILL sexy!!! I love it. As long as he shaves it every once in a while. His skin is so pretty.
Author's Response: D: BILL KAULITZ IS MUCH HOTTER THAN JOE JONAS. *coughs* Ahem... Anyways, his skin is really nice, so I agree that he should probably keep facial hair to a minimum. But if he chooses to go with the rough, badboy look, it's not like anyone will try to stop him. xD
Date: 04/29/11 09:15 pm Title: That's Not Fooling Anyone
However, some fans still wondered why Bill’s beard was black when his natural hair was dirty blonde.
haha
i was wondering that too 0.0 thats some dye job
Author's Response: Thanks for the review! :D
Date: 04/29/11 08:24 pm Title: That's Not Fooling Anyone
omg, i'm still rolling around in laughter after that video. He looks silly but still lovable.
Iusually like to see both twins with the stubble shadows that come just before they need to shave. Thank God Tomtom opted to keep the facial hair off, even tho it would have suited him better than BK. omg, still in a giggle fit.
Usually not into femmeslash but this was cool.
Author's Response: Yea, Bill will always be lovable. I was thinking the same thing, and if both of them had beards I woud have laughed my ass off. And I'm glad the femmeslash didn't squeek you out! :D
Date: 04/29/11 07:58 pm Title: That's Not Fooling Anyone
rofl XD I'm still not sure it's a beard. For all I know this fic could be the truth LMAO.
But as I said on another site I've got no opinion on it. He's still pretty.
Just to be a total brat I'll say "I'll only believe he's not a chick if I see him naked" *sigh* I'll never know XD
Author's Response: If this is the truth... they are surely clever! I've got no opinion as of yet either, since the vid is a bit blurry. I'd love to see a photoshoot with the beard to see what it looks like more closely though. XD
Date: 04/29/11 07:35 pm Title: That's Not Fooling Anyone
THAT is funny, i was waiting for someone to write about the beard. I for one absolutely love it! I think real men grow beards, and they look VERY handome with it. About your, "bills beard is black, but he is actually a dirty blonde," this is actually a VERY common thing with men, it has to do with their genetics. Its kinda like, why do women who have brown hair on their heads but black hair everywhere else? same concept.
Author's Response: Thanks for explaining the science of beards! I'm not entirely sure what I think of the beard yet *is too stunned to even form thoughts*, but it's Bill, so anything he does is awesome! :D
Date: 04/29/11 07:11 pm Title: That's Not Fooling Anyone
LOL-loved it!! hair color works in weird ways-so who knows? I really liked how Bill was dressed but I always have and like to think I always will like Bill in anything(or nothing*waggles eyebrows*)!
Author's Response: Bill is amazing however he looks. I'm actually curious to see what he would look like with blonde hair, even though I love his hair as it is. Maybe he'll change the colour one day! :D
Date: 04/29/11 06:56 pm Title: That's Not Fooling Anyone
LOL I was not expecting this. When you let the ball drop--that they were both girls, I realized that you didn't use personal pronouns before that point. (like she and her) You're so sneaky. So random!! This explains EVERYTHING and means that I am bisexual.
Author's Response: Hehe, yes I am! It was difficult too, because I kept thinking how I was saying "the singer" and "the guitarist" too much and people would notice prematurely. It means that I'm bisexual too ;D
Date: 04/29/11 06:39 pm Title: That's Not Fooling Anyone
My personal opinion on the beard is that Bill lost a bet. LOL. And that as humerous as it is to see it on him, i hope he shaves it off sooner rather than later. It reminds me of back in 1999 when Micheal Jackson had that short stubble beard for the TV Guide magazine cover --you probably have no idea what I'm talking about, but my point is that androgynous men who wear makeup should NOT wear beards.
As to your story, it was ok for me. Funny idea and funny at times, but the femmeslash squicked me. :( Eek! The rest was good tho. :) I liked how you explained the measures taken by management to show she is a he. lol. Amusing.
Oh, and if you look closely, his beard isn't actually black, it's more of a dirty-blond/brown actually... it's only the way our eyes perceive it to be darker because of the contrast with his skin and from afar we just assume it's the same color as his hair and the rest of the black on him.
Author's Response: I had actually considered that he had lost a bet, and you're right, I don't know what you're talking about. Hehe. This was my first femmslash and I kind of just threw it in there to underline the fact that the twins are girls. And the beard colouring thing that you said is interesting to note. I've gotten a lot of reviews explaining the complexities of beard colouring to answer the rhetorical statement made in the last sentance about it. xD
Date: 04/29/11 06:29 pm Title: That's Not Fooling Anyone
Ah hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!! Black beard and dirty blond natural hair! Good question!
Author's Response: Hehe, that thought hit me right as I was finishing the story, and was like, "wait a minute, what the fuck?!" :D
Date: 04/29/11 05:54 pm Title: That's Not Fooling Anyone
Hahahha! Oh My God! This is priceless!
However, that last line: My father's hair is dirty blonde/brown and his beard is reddish, so Bill's one lucky lady,...man, I mean. xD
Author's Response: Oh my gosh, imagining Bill with a red beard... *screams* I don't think Tom would let Bill out like that lol. XD
Date: 04/29/11 05:34 pm Title: That's Not Fooling Anyone
OH DUDE.
Why WAS his beard black?
That is such a mind fuck...
Author's Response: I think this whole thing was a mind fuck. As I watched that video, I felt as if my mind were being fucked by that beard (psychologically, not literally). ;D
Date: 04/29/11 05:33 pm Title: That's Not Fooling Anyone
good think i stopped in time.
Author's Response: Sorry if you didn't enjoy the story.
Date: 04/29/11 05:17 pm Title: That's Not Fooling Anyone
Lol Lol lol this is awesome XD
Author's Response: I'm glad you think so!