Reviews For Cupid's Chokehold
You must login () to review.
Reviewer: EmilyExorsist Signed [Report This]
Date: 05/26/11 04:21 pm Title: A Force of Nature

Hahahaha Bill is hilarious xD I have feeling I'll be able to look forward to more hilar Bill comments. You seriously have a wonderful gift with words! So witty :D I really love where this is going.

And as for your review fix (cheers for your author response) I'm here to give it you ya :D mmmm.

Author's Response:

I hope so, as that is all I am good for. Snark, laundry, and popping out babies. /cries softly

rn

Do authors usually not reply? D: SHIT IF I WANNA BE COOL I BETTER REFRAIN.

rn

... I will also accept midget porn.

Reviewer: EmilyExorsist Signed [Report This]
Date: 05/26/11 03:57 pm Title: First Step is a Stumble

This is such a wonderful start :D I absolutely adore your writing style already, it's quirky and fresh and so much fun to read! I'll definitely be continuing with this fic :3

Author's Response:

Why thank you! And glad to have you, gurl! Lemme know your thoughts as you go through, nothing satisfies me sexually anymore except reviews and midget porn. :(

Reviewer: WeStoleEternity Signed [Report This]
Date: 05/26/11 01:36 am Title: First Step is a Stumble

I am glad.

Author's Response:

I am Leichenwasser, how do

Reviewer: WeStoleEternity Signed [Report This]
Date: 05/26/11 01:17 am Title: First Step is a Stumble

Shall I assume then that this pleases you?

Well a Princess by any other name is just as sweet, no?

Email perhaps, AIM,or - yes - to a man of the cloth. ;)

Author's Response:

Beyond measure. <3

rn

I'm leichenwasser by gmail, and corpsewater by AIM because some loser already took my proper name. Jerk.

Reviewer: WeStoleEternity Signed [Report This]
Date: 05/26/11 12:57 am Title: First Step is a Stumble

Then I shall care for it gently.

Your skills of written word are beyond my comprehension. I find myself spellbound to the story you have so cleverly laid out. I am enraptured by the manner in which you depict Bill and Tom's growing relationship - the tension between them rolling in and out like the waves of a vast and mysterious ocean.

You, yourself have enthralled me with your witty remarks and your vivacious personality. You truly are a Princess of the most mystifying kind.

Author's Response:

/heart stutters, clutches at a nearby wall

rn

This mortal form is not prepared to withstand the truthfulness of your poetry, I tremble, I crumble, in the tumult of your virtue

rn

Also, you called me a Princess. MY WEAKNESS

rn

We need to take this to Twitter. Or email. Or to a man of the cloth so we may be as dude and bro forever.

Reviewer: selenalumina Signed [Report This]
Date: 05/26/11 12:53 am Title: The Good, the Bad, and the Nate

lolz

Author's Response:

lewlz

Reviewer: TomsParkingOnly Signed [Report This]
Date: 05/25/11 11:48 pm Title: The Good, the Bad, and the Nate

This is so funny. Nate would be awesome to hang out with...actually the three of them would be hilarious company xD

Author's Response:

Hahaha, really, you think so? I would have popped Bill one eventually, hahaha. AND HE WOULD HAVE KICKED MY ASS.

Reviewer: WeStoleEternity Signed [Report This]
Date: 05/25/11 10:16 pm Title: First Step is a Stumble

Thank goodness. I had hoped you would not wish for me to cease my truth-telling.

After all, what better way is there to pass my time than by showering with the praise you so deserve?

Author's Response:

It's too late. My heart is no longer my own.

rn

SHOWER ME

Reviewer: WeStoleEternity Signed [Report This]
Date: 05/25/11 10:01 pm Title: First Step is a Stumble

Very well.

Author's Response:

NO WAIT I DIDN'T MEAN IT-

rn

/bites knuckles

Reviewer: AbnormalKidd Signed [Report This]
Date: 05/25/11 09:51 pm Title: The Good, the Bad, and the Nate

SIT GOES DOWN SOON?! Ohmy, Now you've got me all excited ;) Anypoodle! I loved this, obviously. I can just imagine some random curly haired dude prancing around in a dress before getting slapped by Bill. It's a very arousing visual O.o I joke! (not really). Like I said, love this, can;t wait for more ^^

Author's Response:

IT DOES, AND THEN SOME.

rn

Anypoodle <3

rn

It's the slapping, it is. Combined with the false eyelashes.

rn

SOON PRECIOUS

rn

 

Reviewer: WeStoleEternity Signed [Report This]
Date: 05/25/11 09:41 pm Title: First Step is a Stumble

Hahaha~ You radiate the essence of a lady. /hands handkerchief

You honor this humble peasant, my princess. /deep bow

Author's Response:

Dude no quit it, I'm starting to develop feelings for you-

Reviewer: WeStoleEternity Signed [Report This]
Date: 05/25/11 09:17 pm Title: First Step is a Stumble

Indeed.

Of course. Enjoy your 'snack'.

You are too kind, my princess. I shall lay a kiss upon each one that you may remember my reverence when I am not present to display it myself.

Author's Response:

/crams my mouth full, drools cheese

rn

When I henceforth wear these rings, I will be wearing your heart as well, and nothing pleases me more

Reviewer: HollyWoodFix Signed [Report This]
Date: 05/25/11 08:15 pm Title: The Good, the Bad, and the Nate

Loved this chapter! And congrats on the feature! Totally deserved it XD I'm looking forward to reading more.

Author's Response:

Dude, thanks! I've missed you, haha! Thank you for coming back again and again!

Reviewer: sraine Signed [Report This]
Date: 05/25/11 06:52 pm Title: First Step is a Stumble

arg ;-; damn you connection and your stupid timing outtedness!

Author's Response:

LAMEITTUDE

Reviewer: sraine Signed [Report This]
Date: 05/25/11 06:42 pm Title: First Step is a Stumble

Wassss ;-; How is it being a jerk?

Author's Response:

It's timing out >:( I think my connection's being a bitch, AGAIN

Reviewer: WeStoleEternity Signed [Report This]
Date: 05/25/11 06:38 pm Title: First Step is a Stumble

I must agree with you on that matter. While Nate may pledge his eternal loyalty to Bill, Tom has already taken the post of loyal (albeit reluctant) servant.

I should hope they do, as well. Nachos seem quite appetizing at the moment.

Now, now my princess. You did not 'fucking steal' the bicycle. You merely attained it on long-term loan.

Author's Response:

Sry2say Nate /Tomshrug

rn

Mmmmm, BRB nachitizing

rn

You did call me Princess. I will graciously permit your point, and even agree to it. /offers rings for smooches

Reviewer: WeStoleEternity Signed [Report This]
Date: 05/25/11 06:00 pm Title: First Step is a Stumble

I'm sure that Bill, much to Nate's pleasure, will rule over Nate with an iron fist. Though, I must admit that I believe this may be a more literal statement than a figurative one.

Switzerland. Come for the eloquent and gentle negotiations, stay for the free food. ;)

Haha~ Seems he should be more careful of pedestrians that know where he works.

Author's Response:

He would serve that bitch on bended knee, willingly, FOREVER, but that's Tom's job

rn

Mmmmm. Food. Do they have nachos there? I hope they do.

rn

IT WAS ME, I FUCKING STOLE HIS BIKE, THE LITTLE JERK-

Reviewer: WeStoleEternity Signed [Report This]
Date: 05/25/11 04:55 pm Title: The Good, the Bad, and the Nate

Very nice. Nate made a wonderful first impression, I think.

Tom is quite the inventive peacekeeper isn't he?

Bill's bike...Is this revenge for hitting you that day?

Author's Response:

Oh yes, I'm sure they will begin to bond readily, soon.

rn

WASSER WASSER EVERYWHERE. Less corpsey this time.

rn

NO. Maybe. Yes.

Reviewer: s3s3 Signed [Report This]
Date: 05/25/11 04:23 pm Title: The Good, the Bad, and the Nate

lol; bill is crazy XD...but nate is crazier lol so great!!!!

Author's Response:

So seriously cray-cray, fo' real and not fo' play-play

Reviewer: yellow-hello Signed [Report This]
Date: 05/25/11 04:05 pm Title: First Step is a Stumble

Hahaha.. what has 4chan done to me. My first reaction to Bill's stolen bike was niggers. Am I allowed to say that word..?

My favourite numero uno is Ivory & Ash by Cinematics. Gotta love kinky, angsty, fucked up shit. :3



Author's Response:

Probably not in polite company, but then again, I'm not polite company. And also a massive /b/tard.

rn

DUDE, CHOICE. I do love that author, and that is one of my faves. I feel all honored and shit now. <3

You must login () to review.