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Reviewer: EmilyExorsist Signed [Report This]
Date: 05/29/11 05:27 pm Title: In Absence of the Queen

Oh my god it's Nathan and Kelly from Misfits AND Jessica Alba?? ohmigosh! Just kidding. I didn't suggest anything of the likes.

How do you write so good? It's like all the wit and gems and cool kids amalgamated into one glorious fic :D Never stop dude.

Author's Response:

LIES WHO TOLD YOU THAT

rn

I sold my soul and some Eagles memorabilia.

Reviewer: TokioMoonlight Signed [Report This]
Date: 05/29/11 04:03 pm Title: Breakable

talk about unexpected....but exciting, still very depressing.....

Author's Response:

Like a trout to the face!

Reviewer: Jazmyne Signed [Report This]
Date: 05/29/11 02:57 pm Title: Breakable

HOLY CRAP-ive been hit by a mack truck! cannot wait for more!*!*!**!*

Author's Response:

/exchanges mack truck with a matchbox truck to minimize damage

rn

I like your face.

Reviewer: EmilyExorsist Signed [Report This]
Date: 05/29/11 02:56 pm Title: Jerkle Gym

I dreampt about this fic last night. I finished reading one chapter, fell asleep and my unconcious continued to the next chapter for me.

It was pretty exciting, only probably nothing like the direction this fic is headed.

So Bill's pretty feisty? Naaaise.

I shall continue!

Author's Response:

Really? What? No way! You HAVE to tell me how it went!

rn

Bill's ultra-feisty. If a wet cat pissed off a warlock and got turned into a boy, it would be Bill.

Reviewer: Slashmistress Holly Signed [Report This]
Date: 05/29/11 09:01 am Title: Breakable

Loving this fic! And also cracking up at your authors notes SFM XD

Author's Response:

AWESOMESNACKS.

Reviewer: Ghostie Signed [Report This]
Date: 05/29/11 08:38 am Title: Breakable

BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLL

*wails*

*sobs on you*

btw my notes totally look like Bill's. Except with doodles too. /overachiever

Anyway, back to misery.

MAKE IT BETTER OR ELSE I WILL CRY ALL OVER YOUR GUCCI

Author's Response:

WHY YOU LITTLE BITCH, THAT GUCCI COSTS MORE THAN THREE GENERATIONS OF YOUR IMPOVERISHED FAMILY /slaps you with a glove

rn

J/K no, I'm a firm believer in unconventional happy endings, never fear, dawg

Reviewer: freiheit089 Signed [Report This]
Date: 05/29/11 07:17 am Title: Breakable

Oh God. I love this story *__________*
Really one of the best I've read so far (and I've read maaaany xD).
Pleaaaase update soon. Poor Bill .___. and poor Tom...
Awwww... so bad what happenend in the last chapter. Never expected that.

Author's Response:

Dude, for real? Thanks, that's a HUGE compliment!

rn

I HAVE PLANS, NEVER FEAR unfortunately I'm writing this from a dark trunk, having been abducted for the weekend

Reviewer: mrsjennakaulitz Anonymous [Report This]
Date: 05/29/11 02:16 am Title: Breakable

OH GOD NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BILL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
D:

Author's Response:

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11eleventy1!!!!!!

Reviewer: kireinayorudakara Signed [Report This]
Date: 05/28/11 10:30 pm Title: Breakable

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! oh noooooo! bill, you can't DIE, you still have to have HOT NASTY SEX with Tom!!!!! ahhh, bad guys! bad bad bad. D:

Author's Response:

DIE? Dude, no, that's like the one thing I can't write, the line I cannot cross. Which... is weird and sad, but whatever

rn

IT WILL BE SO NASTY, SO NASTY YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW, GONNA SCRUB BRUSHES AND COMET WHEN THEY'RE DONE

Reviewer: Jumbie22 Signed [Report This]
Date: 05/28/11 09:53 pm Title: Breakable

O____O I'm not even gonna try to leave a coherent review right now! Just update soon please, my heart can't take that much stress!

Author's Response:

He'll be fine, I promise! /gently massages ventricles

Reviewer: pandasarelovex Signed [Report This]
Date: 05/28/11 09:34 pm Title: Breakable

OH JESUS I WOULD NEVER HAVE EXPECTED THIS TO HAPPEN

Author's Response:

BOOM, YEAH, WHAT NOW

Reviewer: s3s3 Signed [Report This]
Date: 05/28/11 08:03 pm Title: Breakable

o_O
hum!! what happened?

Author's Response:

They had a tea party! With fists! :D

Reviewer: EmilyExorsist Signed [Report This]
Date: 05/28/11 07:39 pm Title: Round One: Fight!

Dialogue from freaking GOD. How do you do it, I don't get it. Your talent soars and I'm waaaaaay down on the ground *_*

Never stop writing, and I'll most likely never stop reading. Your stuff is gold!

Author's Response:

I waited until God went to get another Coke and then I jacked his notes, TELL NO ONE

rn

Also, BULLSHIT. We are soaring wingtip to wingtip, our wingspans casting shadows over mere mortals, MAGNIFICENT PEGASUSESESESESES

rn

Shit, I gotta sell this crap

Reviewer: EmilyExorsist Signed [Report This]
Date: 05/28/11 07:15 pm Title: Mommy's Apron to Roomie's Gowns

Well I like Nate, Misfits escapee or not :3 Please may we see more of him? Or you know, just more of his texts, they were rather amusing.

I'm looking forward to seeing how Tom survives in this "seamstress' paradise."

:D

Dude you write so good!

Author's Response:

You know it, gurl. /snap snap

rn

By the skin of his teeth, probably.

rn

/beams proudly

Reviewer: cellardoor Signed [Report This]
Date: 05/28/11 05:42 pm Title: Breakable

oh noes! drama indeed. and I'm liking the implication of tom's emotions when he is thinking 'hogawd not bill, he be mah bitchy bff snugglebunny. I wub him and his pretty hair.' (...well, okay. you didn't write that. but that's what you MEANT to write, surely.) because it shows how attached he is to bill, and that he means more to him than he himself has realised. ;) (AND DFSJHKGDFKLJHGSDFJKHGDFJKHDFGKJHDFG BILL'S WANGST WHEN HIS BIKE WAS STOLEN WAS GOLD, M'DEAR. perfectly offset to the general panache of your writing, which is a brand of awesome of its own.)

and your nathan (or 'nayfun' as kelly says it) is brillopants to ridiculous degrees. I KIND OF WANT TO SEE HIM STEALING PICK AND MIX WHILE DRESSED IN DRAG. or give someone a styrofoam wedgie. (idk how it would work out physically, I just like how those two words sound together.)

I enjoy this fic to such a degree that I don't even know what to comment on without wanting to quote and keyboardsmash all over the place, which is a nice change from wanting to puke on people for being so horrible at creating good characters. YOURS ARE PERFECT BB FDJKLHSFGKJHAGKGAFHJJHDFGJHB. (now go fix bill pretty please. XDb)

Author's Response:

I'm just gonna print out this review and staple it to a body pillow and curl up with it like it's my boyfran

rn

STOP READING MY CHAPTER NOTES, OKAY, I FEEL VIOLATED j/k you write Tom better than I do

rn

Well, now I have to work 'styrofoam wedgie' in here somewhere. NAYFUN

rn

I WOULD APPRECIATE THAT EQUALLY AS MUCH, FEEL FREE TO CAPSLOCK RAGE AND QUOTE AT ME.

Reviewer: Vivian Pineda Signed [Report This]
Date: 05/28/11 04:27 pm Title: Jerkle Gym

lol tom is definitely having a hard time to deal with bill's attitude.

Author's Response:

He'll learn, all things in time and with the assistance of alcohol.

Reviewer: Vivian Pineda Signed [Report This]
Date: 05/28/11 04:08 pm Title: Round One: Fight!

awww tom is infinitely interested in bill! haha hope everything flaws as 'smoothly' between them.

Author's Response:

YOU CAN HOPE

Reviewer: WeStoleEternity Signed [Report This]
Date: 05/28/11 04:05 pm Title: First Step is a Stumble

You never cease to amaze me with your extraordinary talents. You brought a tear to my eye and made me question "Why, why did you eat those fries, Tomi?"

Author's Response:

Genau, my poetic talents are limitless, nigh godlike

Reviewer: writtenaengel Signed [Report This]
Date: 05/28/11 04:04 pm Title: Breakable

So I was soooo excited when I saw you had updated, it made my day, but then I get to the end of this chapter and see you left a cliffhanger....Way to ruin my day! lol Ugh how can you do that? Have Bill all bloody and limp in Tom's arms, and just be like "mwahahah i'm gonna leave a cliffhanger"? lol

I knew some sh*t was gonna go down tho! Either Bushido or Andreas did this hmmm maybe Tom will have to get revenge now...

I am happy about how worried Tom is about Bill tho, slasy goodness is getting closer!

Overall I liked this chapter (but then again I always like the chapters cuz I love this fic), but I despise cliffhangers, they're EVILLLLL!!!

You do realize that everyone will be going crazy waiting for you to update!! Gah omg I already am going crazy waiting, and I blame you.

But I shall forgive you because you are amazing!!!!!! And I know the next chapter will be amazing, because this fic is so epic!!!! =D

Author's Response:

LONG REVIEWS ARE MY BLACK TAR HEROIN, KEEP IT COMINGGGGGG

rn

I specialize in ruining days, AND LIVES!

rn

Closer and closer AND YET CLOSER I SWEAR TO YOU

rn

Thanks for all that faith you put in me! HANG IN THERE DAWG

Reviewer: Vivian Pineda Signed [Report This]
Date: 05/28/11 03:54 pm Title: Mommy's Apron to Roomie's Gowns

hehe but bill has got to get his clothes from somewhere, right?

see, tom, i told you! jk

up to the next chapter :)

Author's Response:

IKR? It costs to look that damn good. /flips hair

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