Date: 06/01/11 10:56 pm Title: First Step is a Stumble
Oh darlinggggg....YOU NEED TO UPDATE!! I AM GOING THROUGH WITHDRAWL SYMPTOMS!!!!! This is why I don't usually read unfinished fics, I can't handle the waiting game 0.o But you fic is just so amazing I just couldn't help myself!
But seriously, I am addicted. I have checked to see if you have updated like 30 times since you last updated (4 days ago). You are killing me here... *beams huge smile, blinking innocently* You don't want to kill one of your lovely uber supportive fans do you?
Author's Response:
YOUR WISH IS MY COMMAND.
rnWas it really 4 days ago...? Shit. Congrats on lasting that long.
rnPfffftttt, fans, fuck that noise. I would never want to kill off an awesome mate like you. <3
Date: 06/01/11 10:41 pm Title: First Step is a Stumble
>_< *sigh* Can't believe I got myself into hobbit foot rubbing...
*starts circling toes individually* So, I garuantee that your package will be in the mail by tomorrow afternoon
*rubs arch of foot* Sorry its taking so long to get them sent out. Meine mutteer works 3rd shift, and they've been working overtime, so shes been too beat to go pick them up with me.
*circles thumb up sole of foot, from heel to toes* She decided to run and pick them up today.
*manipulates base of toes* And we will be able to mail them tomorrow because I have a doctor's appt and the post office is right on the way.
*repeats all steps on other foot* So yea...I imagine the package should be there saturday, or monday. I couldn't find a scrap of my wall frabric left, I think Mom tossed the, but I am sending you neck/forehead cooler thing.You'll see, its got intstructions.
Author's Response:
YEAH, S'RIGHT BITCH j/k send me jellybeans
rnGood luck at your doctor's appointment, though. Anything I should worry about? D:
rnI massaged my roommate's feet tonight to humble myself after your lavish attentions. He has like... really flat feet. Literally no arches. And monkey toes.
Date: 06/01/11 06:36 pm Title: First Step is a Stumble
I am pleased to hear this, my Princess. A person of such grace and elegance as yourself could be nothing less. *deep bow
Author's Response:
/swoons, hand on forehead
Date: 06/01/11 04:54 pm Title: First Step is a Stumble
I DIDN'T ALREADY BEFORE???
Date: 06/01/11 04:54 pm Title: First Step is a Stumble
Wheww thank gooooddddd. Thought I was gonna have to take speech lessons ¬¬
Date: 05/31/11 11:58 pm Title: First Step is a Stumble
Yes? :3
Author's Response:
I didn't mean it. ;_; I am a good and kind princess, benevolent to the masses beneath me. As it were.
Date: 05/31/11 11:30 pm Title: First Step is a Stumble
.... Tourning Poiynt... Closer?
Date: 05/31/11 11:29 pm Title: First Step is a Stumble
UNFFF, grabs two of my Pokeballs firmly, fondling the smooth texture
Author's Response:
YOU SUDDENLY HAVE MY UNDIVIDED ATTENTION.
Date: 05/31/11 11:28 pm Title: First Step is a Stumble
.... Tourning Poiynt... Closer?
Author's Response:
/squints
rnIt'll do.
Date: 05/31/11 10:45 pm Title: First Step is a Stumble
*eyes your bare feet*...you know, if you want I give awesome foot rubs. All you have to do is ask. Or order, seeing as you have a signed contract for my soul and services.
Author's Response:
/offers up a hairy Hobbit foot
Date: 05/31/11 10:12 pm Title: First Step is a Stumble
*rushes up carrying two danishs'* Ok, so I didn't know what kind of danish you like. I've got apple or cheese. And coffee of course, can't have a danish without coffee.
Author's Response:
/type type typpitty type
rnOh yes very good, perfect, carry on
rn/wriggles toes
Date: 05/31/11 06:37 pm Title: First Step is a Stumble
Awww jealous! I wanna sleep right now, but I'm having to leave soon so I can't ;-;. I expect an update or two when I get back. D: But I actually had to return that one so we could afford the other one. And yeah it was a gorgeous dress ;-;
Author's Response:
LEAVE SOON? FOR WHERE? YOU TOLD ME YOU'D NEVER LEAVE ME
rnBarf, I should sell my body to the night and get that dress back.
Date: 05/31/11 05:48 pm Title: Breakable
Bravo....you almost made me cry. It was so good. I love the way you described the scene. Keep it up!~
Author's Response:
Did I really? NEVER READ LAW OF ENTROPY THEN HAHAHA
rnThanks so much, I think I just might!
Date: 05/31/11 04:11 pm Title: First Step is a Stumble
Oh my, and here I was led to believe that you were a benevolent Princess.
Author's Response:
NO WAIT-
Date: 05/31/11 02:51 pm Title: First Step is a Stumble
...You just love to torment me too huh?
YAY FOR PEACEFUL SLEEPING! And thank you :D I had tried on my other dress again and it didn't fit, a great way to make a girl feel fat ;-;. So we went out and got me a new one, but I'm glad because I love my dress!
Author's Response:
Of course. :D WHAT ARE FRIENDS FOR, TO BE THERE FOR YOU OR STHING?
rnI'm about to do that right now actually! BEAUTIFUL BLUE DREAMS FOR ME <3 Lame! Hold onto the other one, though! You're still iddy yet and still growing, and it's such a gorgeous dress D:
Date: 05/31/11 02:41 pm Title: First Step is a Stumble
Wait wait wait, I signed up for naturally crazy? *flips through contract* Oops, yup, there it is. Right there in the fine print. Gotta start remembering to read that stuff.
Author's Response:
You have all the time in the world to learn the ropes, honey, now that I own your soul, and also your vessel.
rnGo get me a danish while I type up this chapter. /lounges
Date: 05/31/11 02:20 pm Title: First Step is a Stumble
>_> What are you on? And why aren't you sharing?
Author's Response:
Baby, this is just me. THIS IS WHAT YOU SIGNED UP FOR
Date: 05/31/11 02:05 pm Title: First Step is a Stumble
Don't write it, I beg of you.
*beams at the compliment*
They are another german band, Kiro's appearantly the bassist I havent listened to the music yet, but a couple of them look like a slightly toned down Marilyn Manson, and the others look like a blonded up, shortened down Bill. Very strange. They are currently "on a break" I believe.
Now I think your fishing for more compliments. But Ich liebe dich anyway.
*squishes more*
Author's Response:
/hovvers fingers over the keyboard menacingly
rnHuh. I'll have to check them out.
rnLEAVE MY DICH OUT OF THIS
Date: 05/31/11 11:03 am Title: First Step is a Stumble
pfft, I'm not going to kiss your ring. Its been to Vegas, I have no idea whats on that thing.
By all things that are holy in the slashy twincest universe no that was not a challenge to write Bill/my mom.
Sent you a pic of my hair and nails. And no, I did not intentionally cut my hair like Kiro's, before yesterday Cinema Bizarre was this weird random band who's name I ran across occasionally, and I had never bothered to look up what they looked like. And then I did, and it was kinda like wtf great minds think alike. Yea, ran acros a great Kiro/twins yesterday on accident, then finally decided I needed to know what this kid looked like.
Also, I was reading through your comments and responses, because I'm stalkerish like that, you know how it is, and figured I would let you know that it wouldn'tmatter if tokiohotelfan89 challenged it or not, you really couldn't write a bad chapter. Because when an author as amazingly epic as you writes a bad chapter, it gets called Crack. And then gets loved for its horribleness. mmhhmm *nodsnods*
Much love and huggles. ttyl
Author's Response:
You raise an excellent point.
rnAwwwwww. :( I bet I could make it work. THEY FELL IN LOVE AT A MEET AND GREET
rnI saw! AND IT WAS STUPID MAD AWESOME. I have no idea who Kiro or Cinema Bizarre are, so rest assured, the thought had not occurred to me. Your hair IS gorgeous though, like WHAT.
rn.... that may be true. Not the whole fantastic epic awesomeness, I will deny that until the day I die, but the crack part. If I wrote something deliberately bad, by God I'd have fun with it.
rn/lounges, basks in huggles
Date: 05/30/11 07:52 pm Title: Kicking and Screaming
Bill and Tom don't turn into fairies?! omg I'm so out of here. BIIIIIII.
FAKERY. No I'm not rele. I'm stuck like glue.
I'm not going to completely eliminate the possibility that Bill fucking Kaulitz did indeed kill his parents. But a large part of me thinks he's bullshitting. BUT MAYBS NOT.
I kinda rele wanna reply to all your responses but also kinda feel like that'd be borderline stalker. LEMME KNOW IF YOU'RE INTO THAT SORT OF KINKY SHIZ, HOKAI?
Otherwise I can totally shut my yap.
It's just you interest me.
Okay so maybe I am a stalker I just didn't get the memo yet...
Author's Response:
LATERS. J/K you and I are cute from the same cloth, probably a luxurious organza in a bright print
rnBill is totes bullshitting. He doesn't have the balls. He may have thought about it, though, before the- /muzzled by the spoiler fairy
rnI AM INTO THAT KINKY SHIZ. But if you want to harass me, I have a brand spanking new Twitter under this handle, and a Formspring under Dackelslankets. Go ask me questions, I need something to do while I drink myself into numb insensibility
rnb35; STALK ME, STALK ME, SAY THAT YOU'LL STALK ME b35;