Date: 05/31/11 02:41 pm Title: First Step is a Stumble
Wait wait wait, I signed up for naturally crazy? *flips through contract* Oops, yup, there it is. Right there in the fine print. Gotta start remembering to read that stuff.
Author's Response:
You have all the time in the world to learn the ropes, honey, now that I own your soul, and also your vessel.
rnGo get me a danish while I type up this chapter. /lounges
Date: 05/31/11 02:20 pm Title: First Step is a Stumble
>_> What are you on? And why aren't you sharing?
Author's Response:
Baby, this is just me. THIS IS WHAT YOU SIGNED UP FOR
Date: 05/31/11 02:05 pm Title: First Step is a Stumble
Don't write it, I beg of you.
*beams at the compliment*
They are another german band, Kiro's appearantly the bassist I havent listened to the music yet, but a couple of them look like a slightly toned down Marilyn Manson, and the others look like a blonded up, shortened down Bill. Very strange. They are currently "on a break" I believe.
Now I think your fishing for more compliments. But Ich liebe dich anyway.
*squishes more*
Author's Response:
/hovvers fingers over the keyboard menacingly
rnHuh. I'll have to check them out.
rnLEAVE MY DICH OUT OF THIS
Date: 05/31/11 11:03 am Title: First Step is a Stumble
pfft, I'm not going to kiss your ring. Its been to Vegas, I have no idea whats on that thing.
By all things that are holy in the slashy twincest universe no that was not a challenge to write Bill/my mom.
Sent you a pic of my hair and nails. And no, I did not intentionally cut my hair like Kiro's, before yesterday Cinema Bizarre was this weird random band who's name I ran across occasionally, and I had never bothered to look up what they looked like. And then I did, and it was kinda like wtf great minds think alike. Yea, ran acros a great Kiro/twins yesterday on accident, then finally decided I needed to know what this kid looked like.
Also, I was reading through your comments and responses, because I'm stalkerish like that, you know how it is, and figured I would let you know that it wouldn'tmatter if tokiohotelfan89 challenged it or not, you really couldn't write a bad chapter. Because when an author as amazingly epic as you writes a bad chapter, it gets called Crack. And then gets loved for its horribleness. mmhhmm *nodsnods*
Much love and huggles. ttyl
Author's Response:
You raise an excellent point.
rnAwwwwww. :( I bet I could make it work. THEY FELL IN LOVE AT A MEET AND GREET
rnI saw! AND IT WAS STUPID MAD AWESOME. I have no idea who Kiro or Cinema Bizarre are, so rest assured, the thought had not occurred to me. Your hair IS gorgeous though, like WHAT.
rn.... that may be true. Not the whole fantastic epic awesomeness, I will deny that until the day I die, but the crack part. If I wrote something deliberately bad, by God I'd have fun with it.
rn/lounges, basks in huggles
Date: 05/30/11 07:52 pm Title: Kicking and Screaming
Bill and Tom don't turn into fairies?! omg I'm so out of here. BIIIIIII.
FAKERY. No I'm not rele. I'm stuck like glue.
I'm not going to completely eliminate the possibility that Bill fucking Kaulitz did indeed kill his parents. But a large part of me thinks he's bullshitting. BUT MAYBS NOT.
I kinda rele wanna reply to all your responses but also kinda feel like that'd be borderline stalker. LEMME KNOW IF YOU'RE INTO THAT SORT OF KINKY SHIZ, HOKAI?
Otherwise I can totally shut my yap.
It's just you interest me.
Okay so maybe I am a stalker I just didn't get the memo yet...
Author's Response:
LATERS. J/K you and I are cute from the same cloth, probably a luxurious organza in a bright print
rnBill is totes bullshitting. He doesn't have the balls. He may have thought about it, though, before the- /muzzled by the spoiler fairy
rnI AM INTO THAT KINKY SHIZ. But if you want to harass me, I have a brand spanking new Twitter under this handle, and a Formspring under Dackelslankets. Go ask me questions, I need something to do while I drink myself into numb insensibility
rnb35; STALK ME, STALK ME, SAY THAT YOU'LL STALK ME b35;
Date: 05/30/11 06:32 pm Title: First Step is a Stumble
I HAVE TRIED, LOVE. I HAVE D:
Author's Response:
/narrows eyes
Date: 05/30/11 06:31 pm Title: First Step is a Stumble
I'LL SHOW YOU MINE IF YOU SHOW ME YOURS?
Author's Response:
/unzips, whips out my turgid throbbing Pokedex
Date: 05/30/11 03:44 pm Title: Breakable
LEIBE! How could you just end it there. I think...I think I'm going to cry! -blows nose- Poor Billi Boo!
And since I finally got tired of waiting, this is my dress :o
http://i197.photobucket.com/albums/aa231/sira_rose/0527111225.jpg?t=1306784625
Author's Response:
Easy, I just quit typing
rnI GOT TIRED TOO THANKS I CAN FINALLY SLEEP PEACEFULLY. That is a GORGEOUS dress! Why the change?
Date: 05/30/11 11:13 am Title: Breakable
Woo! I expected a bombshell, and you do not disappoint :P
Can't wait to see what happens next. Will stay glued for updates :)
Author's Response:
THAT'S MY SPECIAL-TAY. Fucking with your shit.
rn/gets the acetone ready
Date: 05/30/11 08:15 am Title: First Step is a Stumble
THANKS GOD i found this fic, otherwise id long ago have commited suicide or gone mad because of the mass extinction of good humour and sarcasm!
Really, I dont know how you do it, but these lines are insane.
The "Yo, Rap-punzel" one is going to get me one deserved ticket to rehab. My father asked me wether i was on crack. I told him that my euphoric state was due to fanfiction abuse.
He started to surf the internet for fanfiction remedies
but god tom i think youd rather have long hair than having it cut and then walking on the streets with pubic hair on your head;
please dont scare me like that; i dont think i can handle reading a fic with a bold tom...however i really doubt that bill is familiar with the term "limit" when it comes to sadism
And yeah I love him in this fic. That bitch.
You really did a great job. really. I love his sweet comebacks. Theyre really intellingent. Thats why i love this fic;
And his fucked up mind
Not that tom is any better. When youre describing what he feels when he witnesses a fight its like hes transforming in Jazz Jackrabbit in his Sugar Rush state
However I have to remain faithful to my feelings and not even dare to think of cheating on my true deepest genuine love - Nate
Great fic
Author's Response:
THANK FUCK YOU DIDN'T. I fucking love long-ass reviews, yasssss
rnYou and my father, both. They put up with so much, let's do something nice for them, get them a trophy, take them to dinner, because useful cogs in society or something.
rnHahaha, no, never, NEVER BALD TOMS. The only bald head of Tom's hasn't really made an appearance yet. /whistles, points below belt
rnBill isn't familiar with the term "limits" period. Princess does what he wants, when he wants.
rnThanks! It's honestly my favorite part of writing this, their repartee. ENDLESS AMUSEMENT. I have to cut some parts out, actually, or else it just keeps going and going and going...
rnHahahaha, Jazz Jackrabbit! Good times, good times.
rnNATE WOULD NEVER FORGIVE YOU, POSSIBLY IMPLY YOU HAVE AN ENORMOUS TWAT
Date: 05/30/11 04:49 am Title: First Step is a Stumble
...I suppose it's a good thing I asked... o.o
Author's Response:
I am a mild-mannered gentleman, excuse you
Date: 05/30/11 04:34 am Title: First Step is a Stumble
...Should I fear you right now?
Author's Response:
Seems the smart thing to do.
Date: 05/30/11 04:04 am Title: First Step is a Stumble
Indeed you did. Do you intend to pick some of the lovely questions from this field we are currently frolicking in?
Author's Response:
ALL OF THEM, ALL OF THE QUESTIONS
rnAsk them :D OR I'LL GO ROGUE 'N' RANDOM
Date: 05/30/11 02:03 am Title: First Step is a Stumble
Senseless violence is often amusing ^^ OHMYGOSH, NO D: Torning point? turning punt.... I just... I can't say it!
Author's Response:
TRY HARDER
Date: 05/30/11 02:03 am Title: First Step is a Stumble
BWAHAHAHA, POK…MON REFERENCE. LOVE. LOTS.
Author's Response:
MY POKEMANS, LET ME SHOW YOU DEM
Date: 05/30/11 12:22 am Title: First Step is a Stumble
It is surely a pleasure to meet you. :)
Author's Response:
I FOUND YOU ON FORMSPRING
rn/frolicks hand in hand with you through a field of questions
Date: 05/29/11 10:05 pm Title: Breakable
gahh, Son of a Bitch! NO!! Damn it. I don't even know what to say... *takes a deep breath*
Ok, loved the Rap-unzel thing, and the3 Nate threatening. I bow before your hilarious creativity. *excessively flourished bow*
I am curious about the Andi situation. I am going to love finding out what is going on there, and whether he is part of Bill's past/present too. Cuz you never know.
Tom can't change his name to Nancy. Its my mom's name, and if he changed it to Annacy I might be forced to accidentally picture m mom and Bill making out. So pplease have him refrain from doing it.
Bill is going to be ok. He can't be too seriouly injured. We haven't gotten to the macking yet... And if he is hospitalized for a few days Tom best be figurin out the ring leader of it and kickin som ass...I dunno maybe not, I just really like the whole defending the honor Tom...even if it isn feasible in a fic...
Great work. You better update soon or my pretty new nails will be ruined from stress biting.
Author's Response:
YEAH, S'RIGHT, I DID THAT SHIT, WHAT NOW
rn/offers my ring for kissing
rnYes... you never do know... >:D
rnIs this a challenge to literally write Bill/Your Mom?
rnYES. He is going to be okay. Just a little pathetic for a while. And yes, there is much more macking and ass-kicking to be done. And that protective side of Tom... well, I'm glad you like that sort of thing. Just sayin'.
rnNO. Show me pictures of your nails.
Date: 05/29/11 09:53 pm Title: Breakable
Yay! I love you random author thats wrights fantastic stories! Hehe, but your still a dick for what you did to Bill.
Yes, exactly lol.
That was not an option ... it was a order :P I'm kidding, but I doubt you could write a bad chapter.
Author's Response:
I love you too random reviewer who thinks I write fantastic stories!
rnI'm kind of a dick in general, tbh.
rnIS THAT A CHALLENGE
Date: 05/29/11 08:33 pm Title: Breakable
Damn! I REALLY love this story! Awesome job!!!!! :D
Author's Response:
Thanks, I made it myself in shop class! :D
Date: 05/29/11 07:29 pm Title: In Absence of the Queen Part 2
I like Bushido. I don't know why he's got such a bad rep in this fandom. Oh wait, yes I do. I just don't care. *hearts on Bu*
Okay I care a little bit. But nonetheless *heart on Bu*
DAMN GIRL/BOY/OTHER (I'm still undecided and hoping you won't take offense by my indiscretion) THIS IS SEW GOOD.
I miss Bill fucking Kaulitz though so guess I'll read on or summit!
Author's Response:
I'm a Buschnitzel stan, so no offense taken, yo. I MAY OR MAY NOT FIND HIM IN ADDITION SESHUALLY ATTRACTIVE
rnNah, I don't care. I'm a guy, though, if you're interested. BUT CALL ME WHATEVER, IDGAF, HONESTLY
rnKEEP ON TRUCKIN'