Date: 06/02/11 11:22 am Title: Perfect Nobody
;___;
I cried and cried, and cried.
Author's Response:
WHAT KIND OF AUTHOR EATS HIS REVIEWER'S FRIES
rnAND DOESN'T LOOK THEM IN THE EYES
rnLEICHENWASSER THERE WERE TEARS THERE
rnIF YOU SAW THEM WOULD YOU SIT AND STAAAARRRRRE
Date: 06/02/11 11:11 am Title: Perfect Nobody
Aw. How cute. Tom never left bill's side. :)
Author's Response:
A wise man knows not to give his back to a coiled snake.
rnJ/K the gay is blossoming
Date: 06/02/11 10:49 am Title: Perfect Nobody
Was I right or was I right? Delicate little flower deep deep inside the dungeoun, of the castle with a moat that had the drawstring bridge raised. But maybe, scared puddle of goo might have been more appropriate.
I am so happy to see that Bill is finally, FINALLY letting Tom in. He needs someone in his life to be able to trust and talk to. Keeping yourself together from sheer force of will only works for so long. Completely differnt circumstances, but I saw when it broke on my mom. It wasn't pretty.
I am now wondering if that wasn't his step-dad's car he vandalized. It was. Wasn't it? It probably was.
And yet we still have the whole Andreas mystery thing to keep up coming back, despite the fact this is going on hold. Damn you for getting us all into this story. But no, I love it. Absence makes the heart grow fonder and all that sh*t.
Can't wait to see the updates on the other stuff, and to see what new things you birth.
Author's Response:
You can't go wrong with you, habibti. <3
rnBoth are equally applicable, though tbh, Bill is not terribly ~delicate in this story. (NGL, I enjoy that shit from time to time.)
rnAll it took was someone LITERALLY BEATING DOWN HIS DEFENSES. JFC Bill, can you never do anything easy.
rnI really do hate to hear that, sincerely. Your Mom raised you and you turned out pretty spectacular; she must be an amazing lady, and I wouldn't wish that on her.
rnDude how many times have I told you to stay the fuq out of my room, stop reading my notes, I'm telling Mom
rnHopefully, it's stuff everyone will enjoy, if not as much as this one. And if not, TOO BAD, I'MMA STILL WRITE IT
Date: 06/02/11 10:20 am Title: Perfect Nobody
O wow! I'm kinda speachless right now.
Author's Response:
It's okay, so was Abraham Lincoln when he delivered his most famous speech.
Date: 06/02/11 10:10 am Title: Perfect Nobody
SQUEEEEEEEEE djkasjfkdgs *___*
Sorry XD but just loved the last scene too much XD
Author's Response:
I SEE YOUR HANDLE GURL, ADMIT IT, YOU'RE JUST READING THIS FOR NATE
rnHUSSY
rnNo but srsly, that scene was so long in coming, as it were
Date: 06/02/11 10:08 am Title: Perfect Nobody
Wojustwoimamsoemotuonalrightno
Author's Response:
Dude I don't speak French
Date: 06/02/11 08:59 am Title: Perfect Nobody
You're setting cupid's on hiatus? D: man.
Author's Response:
I know, I'm a bitch. Not quite hiatus, but just putting my other two stories a step ahead. Poor neglected butts.
Date: 06/02/11 08:44 am Title: Perfect Nobody
Lots of questions answered and it's what I thought, for the most part.
Tom's got it so, so bad. (Repeating myself, maybe) Bill can't see it yet, it seems, but I think he's too blinded by pain and the realization that he has a true friend. Maybe he doesn't see what it really is, yet. But by the time he does, I think it will seem so obvious to him. (Talking in circles is a sign of lack of sleep and getting up too early, I think. And also, emissions. Just sayin'.)
Author's Response:
Yeah, I wasn't too subtle, haha.
rnIt's mostly just that Bill's stupid tbh. Tom does have it bad, though - worse than either of them realize. And that's what the supporting cast is for!
rnEMISSIONS. Go to bed. Your being awake will not determine whether Bill has a beard or not. SLEEP.
rn
Date: 06/02/11 08:29 am Title: Perfect Nobody
I feel like this story has been holding its breath up till now, where it finally released it. I'm glad Bill and Tom are gonna be ok, but I know there's a lot more going on. Who attacked Bill and why? What role will Andreas and Bushido play? But I'm sure you'll reveal everything in time.
It's weird to think of Andreas as an enemy, cuz in ficdom he's usually the gay best friend to the twins, the experimental first kiss that is agreed to never repeat.
Author's Response:
I'm so glad that's the impression you got, since that was the impression I had intended!
rnI'm still sort of new to fandom and it's idiosyncrasies, hahaha. This role intrigues me. /strokes beard
Date: 06/02/11 07:25 am Title: First Step is a Stumble
Ok, So you've been sworn in most reviews and called Princess *passes crown and pink feather boa*. I think it is safe to say that a riot of epic proportions will take place if you put this story on hold. So now princess prattlepuss, get working on the next chapter.
If I knew how to work twatter, i would so add you.
huggls and smootches cause you are just that awesome.
Author's Response:
That's 'cause I am. /flips hair, pushes up sunnies
rnPrattlepuss, pppffftttttt
rnLEARN 2 TWATTER PLS
rnThink about it, you wouldn't have to wait for a review to get your dose of batshit craycray
Author's Response:
That's 'cause I am. /flips hair, pushes up sunnies
rnPrattlepuss, pppffftttttt
rnLEARN 2 TWATTER PLS
rnThink about it, you wouldn't have to wait for a review to get your dose of batshit craycray
Date: 06/02/11 06:16 am Title: Perfect Nobody
I want a rabbit pooping skittles ¬¬ But dude, dude, dude, INTENSE. Motherfucking INTENSE.
You were hit and run with a bicycle? Shit, I'm sorry, that sucks :/
THIS CHAPTER WAS AMAZINGERFUL. LIKE, LEGIT. LOVED IT. Want more ¬¬ Ohwelll, I guess I can learn to be patient..
Author's Response:
Some days, I think it would be nice. Other days, I think of the diabetes.
rnIt happened a while back, haha, AND WAS NOT DELIBERATE TYVM
rnLegit <3 My apologies, but until I get a sugar parent to fund me, I'm stuck. >:(
Date: 06/02/11 05:57 am Title: First Step is a Stumble
Oh, pity. I thought he was goning to kill the nurses, fuck the doctors,steal all their good clothes, dress up, rip all the sheets up, set the place on fire and hang tom on a cross for bringing him a hospital without a sewing machine.
Obviously I got the wrong idea, but I’m working on understanding the hidden concept underneath this chapter.
And we(of course I’m speaking for everyone) „love long-ass chapters” as Leichenwasser once said (god your name is a bitch to type).
However the thought of you being able to write such a fragile-feeble-delicate-not so phisically and mentally strong- frightened-faint-hearted-insecure-irresolute- powerless-notableofbitchyingaroundanymore bill seemd kind of impossible and inappropiate.
But once again, God showed me the endless possibilities of his creation.
I’m shocked. And still think he’s building castles in the air.(Bill)
And really think they’re going to turn into fairies now. Tinkerbell for Tom and Vidia for Bill.
You do realize how fucked up this chapter is ( in the best possible way).
Sorry for writing „not-so-relevant” reviews, but what this whole non-sense tries to express is that the fic is simply, awfully great.
I just wonder sometimes why my romanian teachers make us over analyze boring novels just because they’re witten by great ,revolutionary writers instead of one of these stories. I wouldn’t skip a class.
Another chapter darling and you’ll make me meditate over the mindfulness of breathing.
And I’m not feeling sorry for Bill. I don’t think you are either; cuz bitches can get over everything. That or the fact that you’re cruel and cold-hearted. Or you’ve got CIPA.
Author's Response:
THIS REVIEW IS REFRESHING AS FUCK, THANK YOU, THANK YOU, A THOUSAND TIMES THANK YOU
rnHahaha, next time, dude. Next time. He'll be right as rain and bitchy as fuck by the next chapter.
rnTrust me, it's not just Romanian teachers. It's American ones and Irish ones too, in my experience. Nuns are the worst, too, damn.
rn"BITCHES CAN GET OVER ANYTHING" omg just shut up and marry me now
rnBut yes, I am cruel and cold-hearted. I am also very pretty.
Date: 06/02/11 05:21 am Title: Perfect Nobody
'Rabbits pooping Skittles'? Have you been watching Hop?
This chapter did, in fact, answer a great many questions I had concerning Bill, but also left me with new ones. Thank you for updating, this truly made my day.
I'm sorry to hear that you will be setting this story aside, but I will still avidly await what is to come. I hope, however, that you will not leave for too long, Princess, for I would miss your enchanting wit and talent.
Author's Response:
Dude no those are jellybeans Jesus
rnIf you have a moment, care to tell me what those questions are? I'M RAVENOUS AND INSATIABLE
rnYou did just call me princess.... /bites lip, torn
Date: 06/02/11 05:06 am Title: Perfect Nobody
... Fuck you. I love this fic. And... And, I think it just snuggled up next to my heart. That's how much I love it. Bad boys are hot.
So, yeah. That doesn't justify the fact that I said "Fuck you", but still.
I'll send you a warm and cozy hug as well, just because you deserve it.
Author's Response:
Hahaha, I love this review, you sound like a stan after my own crude, loud-mouthed heart. AWESOME.
rnHugs and Fuck Yous are both welcome in abundance!
rnAlso, FUCK YES BAD BOYS ARE HOT.
Date: 06/02/11 05:05 am Title: Perfect Nobody
I think I love you tons more now with the Boondock reference. Why they didn't leave that in is beyond me!!!! I never tire of watching it. XD
This chapter, so much to take in about Bill. It makes perfect sense now why he's pushing Tom away, but yeah, the time has come where he has to learn that you can push all you want, but real friends won't let you push them away.
I cried, not gonna lie, but it's because I care about what happens to these two boys and the thought that I know this is just the beginning. This isn't wine and roses, but it's a harsh reality that is gonna get good for a while but then it gets bad again.
Hopefully, by the time it's all said and done, Tom still has Bill and Bill still has Tom.
I just LOVE.
And already added you on twitter. :P I'm rosemitch23.
Author's Response:
SHUT UP AND ADD ME it's giving me this pending buuuullshit like I know what to do with that, it's like the Twitter version of Let's Just Be Friends, what the fuck am I supposed to do with that
rnI fucking love that movie, AND the sequel. Are they good movies? No. Are they enjoyable movies? OH HELLS YEAH. It's the one thing I have merch for, largely because my pops keeps buying me the shirts every time he sees them. FAVORITE CHILD, SO FORTH AND SO ON, OBVS
rnIt's a lot to take in, I admit. I worried about that, but so far it doesn't seem to have overwhelmed anyone yet, so... maybe I done good.
rnThis is very much not a wine and roses story; I have a weird take on romance in general, and that'll come into play as well. But I am a sucker for realism, albeit not at the expense of the enjoyment of the story. Hang tight! There's more gravel and Pabst Blue Ribbon to come!
rnI can promise you this - what Tom said is true. Neither of them are going anywhere. <3
Date: 06/02/11 05:01 am Title: Perfect Nobody
*bawls* So good and so bad! Waaaaa! I am so glad the dam finally burst, but what a way to get there :P
I suspected there'd be some emotional and physical abuse in Bill's background, probably by family, and hehehehe, it was so! LOL!
So glad TomTom was around for BiBi, and I love how you somehow managed to make non-twins into twins and that Tom's parents were so accepting. Lucky Tom. Now I wonder what Tom's backstory is, because he surely has a zinger, yet not so bad as to make his parents totally give up on him, you know?
I'm sorry you had to go through a hit-and-run; that's terrible! When I first started bike riding, I hit a spiky tree in my yard and ran. No concussion but a hell of a lot of scratches; I think the tree was laughing.
I hope your pregnancy doesn't get complicated; I'm looking forward to twins, triplets or even quadruplets from you :) As long as they're twin spawn, they will be something to watch out for :)
(Please don't get offended by my language; I'm trying to be glib but sometimes it may come out totally different.)
Author's Response:
Be easy, gurlfran, I'm super chill and hard as Hell to offend. Keep it real <3
rnIKR? Bill can't ever do anything easy, can he.
rnHahaha, I had so much fun with that, it's obscene. I feel almost guilty, because that was totally for my own edification.
rnTom does have a zinger, but he also has some awesome parents. <3 MORE FROM THEM LATER.
rnI don't even know how to ride a bike. (I was the only one in my willage that didn't.) BUT THIS BRAZEN MOTHERFUCKER JUST CRASHED INTO ME AND KEPT ON GOING LIKE, EXCUSE YOU, I AM A HUMAN BEAN, I DESERVE RESPECT AND $1 SWEET TEA FROM MCDONALD'S TOO YOU KNOW
rnI only trade in twins, bb. Aside from, um, some pornographic forays into Billstav. /cough
rnAlso, THANK YOU FOR LEAVING SUCH AN AWESOME IN DEPTH REVIEW. I love these little guys. <3
Date: 06/02/11 04:57 am Title: Perfect Nobody
You Dick. You made me fucking get all misty eyed and shit. Please don't make us wait too long for an update. I get all happy when i see an update on this gem.
Author's Response:
I prefer "Richard" but alright
rnGOOD I'M GLAD WHEN I MAKE GIRLS CRY oh shit I didn't meant that please don't cry, please please don't cry-
rnNo shut up you're the reason I never work on anything else anymore
Date: 06/02/11 04:46 am Title: Perfect Nobody
That was so long and good ;_; Poor Billa :( But yay he opened up to Tom :D Bill and Tom are so cute together, especially with the police man *-* I fail at reviewing >.> Ummm... You're setting this aside? ;-; Looks like I'll need to check out your other shizzle... *Gives you a lollipop*
From Your-New-Twitter-Stalker :D
Author's Response:
He did! And it didn't kill him! WHO KNEW.
rnHahaha, ngl, there's a line in there from Boondock Saints.
rnEnjoy their tiny pools of chapters compared to this MONSTER. Like 3, 8... and then CC which is at 18, now, shit
rnWHERE YOU AT GURL. HIT ME UP
Date: 06/02/11 04:38 am Title: Perfect Nobody
I adore the way you're building up their relationship, taking it nice and slow. This chapter was just lovely.
Author's Response:
Thanks dude. :D There is no greater compliment for me.
Date: 06/02/11 04:16 am Title: Perfect Nobody
Awwww! ;.; You're excellent at making me tear up.
When I first saw the word count I was like, 'Was?? What is this whale of a chapter! :O'
It went by very fast. I suppose that's both a good thing, since the pacing is amazing, and kinda a bad thing, since it irks me myself to have readers blaze through texts that took me forever to write XD
Author's Response:
Aw, shucks, miss. /scuffs toes
rnIKR, I thought it felt big, but didn't realize HOW big until I was finished. And that's what she said.
rnI'm glad the pacing was good for you! I fret about that a lot, and as long as you enjoyed it and keep coming back for more, blaze away. <3