Date: 06/02/11 05:01 am Title: Perfect Nobody
*bawls* So good and so bad! Waaaaa! I am so glad the dam finally burst, but what a way to get there :P
I suspected there'd be some emotional and physical abuse in Bill's background, probably by family, and hehehehe, it was so! LOL!
So glad TomTom was around for BiBi, and I love how you somehow managed to make non-twins into twins and that Tom's parents were so accepting. Lucky Tom. Now I wonder what Tom's backstory is, because he surely has a zinger, yet not so bad as to make his parents totally give up on him, you know?
I'm sorry you had to go through a hit-and-run; that's terrible! When I first started bike riding, I hit a spiky tree in my yard and ran. No concussion but a hell of a lot of scratches; I think the tree was laughing.
I hope your pregnancy doesn't get complicated; I'm looking forward to twins, triplets or even quadruplets from you :) As long as they're twin spawn, they will be something to watch out for :)
(Please don't get offended by my language; I'm trying to be glib but sometimes it may come out totally different.)
Author's Response:
Be easy, gurlfran, I'm super chill and hard as Hell to offend. Keep it real <3
rnIKR? Bill can't ever do anything easy, can he.
rnHahaha, I had so much fun with that, it's obscene. I feel almost guilty, because that was totally for my own edification.
rnTom does have a zinger, but he also has some awesome parents. <3 MORE FROM THEM LATER.
rnI don't even know how to ride a bike. (I was the only one in my willage that didn't.) BUT THIS BRAZEN MOTHERFUCKER JUST CRASHED INTO ME AND KEPT ON GOING LIKE, EXCUSE YOU, I AM A HUMAN BEAN, I DESERVE RESPECT AND $1 SWEET TEA FROM MCDONALD'S TOO YOU KNOW
rnI only trade in twins, bb. Aside from, um, some pornographic forays into Billstav. /cough
rnAlso, THANK YOU FOR LEAVING SUCH AN AWESOME IN DEPTH REVIEW. I love these little guys. <3
Date: 06/02/11 04:57 am Title: Perfect Nobody
You Dick. You made me fucking get all misty eyed and shit. Please don't make us wait too long for an update. I get all happy when i see an update on this gem.
Author's Response:
I prefer "Richard" but alright
rnGOOD I'M GLAD WHEN I MAKE GIRLS CRY oh shit I didn't meant that please don't cry, please please don't cry-
rnNo shut up you're the reason I never work on anything else anymore
Date: 06/02/11 04:46 am Title: Perfect Nobody
That was so long and good ;_; Poor Billa :( But yay he opened up to Tom :D Bill and Tom are so cute together, especially with the police man *-* I fail at reviewing >.> Ummm... You're setting this aside? ;-; Looks like I'll need to check out your other shizzle... *Gives you a lollipop*
From Your-New-Twitter-Stalker :D
Author's Response:
He did! And it didn't kill him! WHO KNEW.
rnHahaha, ngl, there's a line in there from Boondock Saints.
rnEnjoy their tiny pools of chapters compared to this MONSTER. Like 3, 8... and then CC which is at 18, now, shit
rnWHERE YOU AT GURL. HIT ME UP
Date: 06/02/11 04:38 am Title: Perfect Nobody
I adore the way you're building up their relationship, taking it nice and slow. This chapter was just lovely.
Author's Response:
Thanks dude. :D There is no greater compliment for me.
Date: 06/02/11 04:16 am Title: Perfect Nobody
Awwww! ;.; You're excellent at making me tear up.
When I first saw the word count I was like, 'Was?? What is this whale of a chapter! :O'
It went by very fast. I suppose that's both a good thing, since the pacing is amazing, and kinda a bad thing, since it irks me myself to have readers blaze through texts that took me forever to write XD
Author's Response:
Aw, shucks, miss. /scuffs toes
rnIKR, I thought it felt big, but didn't realize HOW big until I was finished. And that's what she said.
rnI'm glad the pacing was good for you! I fret about that a lot, and as long as you enjoyed it and keep coming back for more, blaze away. <3
Date: 06/01/11 10:56 pm Title: First Step is a Stumble
Oh darlinggggg....YOU NEED TO UPDATE!! I AM GOING THROUGH WITHDRAWL SYMPTOMS!!!!! This is why I don't usually read unfinished fics, I can't handle the waiting game 0.o But you fic is just so amazing I just couldn't help myself!
But seriously, I am addicted. I have checked to see if you have updated like 30 times since you last updated (4 days ago). You are killing me here... *beams huge smile, blinking innocently* You don't want to kill one of your lovely uber supportive fans do you?
Author's Response:
YOUR WISH IS MY COMMAND.
rnWas it really 4 days ago...? Shit. Congrats on lasting that long.
rnPfffftttt, fans, fuck that noise. I would never want to kill off an awesome mate like you. <3
Date: 06/01/11 10:41 pm Title: First Step is a Stumble
>_< *sigh* Can't believe I got myself into hobbit foot rubbing...
*starts circling toes individually* So, I garuantee that your package will be in the mail by tomorrow afternoon
*rubs arch of foot* Sorry its taking so long to get them sent out. Meine mutteer works 3rd shift, and they've been working overtime, so shes been too beat to go pick them up with me.
*circles thumb up sole of foot, from heel to toes* She decided to run and pick them up today.
*manipulates base of toes* And we will be able to mail them tomorrow because I have a doctor's appt and the post office is right on the way.
*repeats all steps on other foot* So yea...I imagine the package should be there saturday, or monday. I couldn't find a scrap of my wall frabric left, I think Mom tossed the, but I am sending you neck/forehead cooler thing.You'll see, its got intstructions.
Author's Response:
YEAH, S'RIGHT BITCH j/k send me jellybeans
rnGood luck at your doctor's appointment, though. Anything I should worry about? D:
rnI massaged my roommate's feet tonight to humble myself after your lavish attentions. He has like... really flat feet. Literally no arches. And monkey toes.
Date: 06/01/11 06:36 pm Title: First Step is a Stumble
I am pleased to hear this, my Princess. A person of such grace and elegance as yourself could be nothing less. *deep bow
Author's Response:
/swoons, hand on forehead
Date: 06/01/11 04:54 pm Title: First Step is a Stumble
I DIDN'T ALREADY BEFORE???
Date: 06/01/11 04:54 pm Title: First Step is a Stumble
Wheww thank gooooddddd. Thought I was gonna have to take speech lessons ¬¬
Date: 05/31/11 11:58 pm Title: First Step is a Stumble
Yes? :3
Author's Response:
I didn't mean it. ;_; I am a good and kind princess, benevolent to the masses beneath me. As it were.
Date: 05/31/11 11:30 pm Title: First Step is a Stumble
.... Tourning Poiynt... Closer?
Date: 05/31/11 11:29 pm Title: First Step is a Stumble
UNFFF, grabs two of my Pokeballs firmly, fondling the smooth texture
Author's Response:
YOU SUDDENLY HAVE MY UNDIVIDED ATTENTION.
Date: 05/31/11 11:28 pm Title: First Step is a Stumble
.... Tourning Poiynt... Closer?
Author's Response:
/squints
rnIt'll do.
Date: 05/31/11 10:45 pm Title: First Step is a Stumble
*eyes your bare feet*...you know, if you want I give awesome foot rubs. All you have to do is ask. Or order, seeing as you have a signed contract for my soul and services.
Author's Response:
/offers up a hairy Hobbit foot
Date: 05/31/11 10:12 pm Title: First Step is a Stumble
*rushes up carrying two danishs'* Ok, so I didn't know what kind of danish you like. I've got apple or cheese. And coffee of course, can't have a danish without coffee.
Author's Response:
/type type typpitty type
rnOh yes very good, perfect, carry on
rn/wriggles toes
Date: 05/31/11 06:37 pm Title: First Step is a Stumble
Awww jealous! I wanna sleep right now, but I'm having to leave soon so I can't ;-;. I expect an update or two when I get back. D: But I actually had to return that one so we could afford the other one. And yeah it was a gorgeous dress ;-;
Author's Response:
LEAVE SOON? FOR WHERE? YOU TOLD ME YOU'D NEVER LEAVE ME
rnBarf, I should sell my body to the night and get that dress back.
Date: 05/31/11 05:48 pm Title: Breakable
Bravo....you almost made me cry. It was so good. I love the way you described the scene. Keep it up!~
Author's Response:
Did I really? NEVER READ LAW OF ENTROPY THEN HAHAHA
rnThanks so much, I think I just might!
Date: 05/31/11 04:11 pm Title: First Step is a Stumble
Oh my, and here I was led to believe that you were a benevolent Princess.
Author's Response:
NO WAIT-
Date: 05/31/11 02:51 pm Title: First Step is a Stumble
...You just love to torment me too huh?
YAY FOR PEACEFUL SLEEPING! And thank you :D I had tried on my other dress again and it didn't fit, a great way to make a girl feel fat ;-;. So we went out and got me a new one, but I'm glad because I love my dress!
Author's Response:
Of course. :D WHAT ARE FRIENDS FOR, TO BE THERE FOR YOU OR STHING?
rnI'm about to do that right now actually! BEAUTIFUL BLUE DREAMS FOR ME <3 Lame! Hold onto the other one, though! You're still iddy yet and still growing, and it's such a gorgeous dress D: