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Reviewer: HollyWoodFix Signed [Report This]
Date: 05/12/11 12:19 pm Title: Fuck-Ups are a Thug's Best Friends

I'm curious as to why they hate each other so much...or is it just because of Lourdes? Anywho, great chapter! XD I'm looking forward to more :)

Author's Response:

Because they're boys, and neither of them are the brightest crayon in the box - though they both battle to be the most prideful

rn

Me too! Thanks! :D

Reviewer: Giulietta192 Signed [Report This]
Date: 05/12/11 12:04 pm Title: Fuck-Ups are a Thug's Best Friends

the parts with bushido annoy me so much. I don't understand why he's important in the story but sure we're gonna discover it sooner or later

Author's Response:

Really! I'm actually really interested in that; is it that you think he detracts from the main story too much, do you not like his character, or...?

Reviewer: AbnormalKidd Signed [Report This]
Date: 05/12/11 10:55 am Title: Fuck-Ups are a Thug's Best Friends

First off, I'd just like to say that, that snail is my new best friend. Okay? Good. It was awesome. Sexy snail.
Secondly, this is awesome, obviously. Now that Tom and Bill aren't rrreeeaaallllyyyy arguing constantly. And Bushido is Tom's friend. S'all good :D I enjoyed it ^^

Author's Response:

I'm happy for you, and I wish you both all the best in your life together. <3 And I mean it genuinely, not in that fascetious way in which I told my ex-girlfriend.

rn

EVERYONE'S SO HAPPY I must concoct ways to ruin all of their lives

Reviewer: SouthernAngel Signed [Report This]
Date: 05/12/11 10:44 am Title: Fuck-Ups are a Thug's Best Friends

Evil Tart. You prolly gonna leave us hanging for a few days now. I just knew it! dammit. And Yes, I know this is my second comment on this damn chapter;)

Author's Response:

'Evil tart', sounds like that would make an awesome tattoo, maybe as a skank stamp, haven't gotten one there yet

rn

PROBABLY. But on the plus side, I will be posting other things? :D

Reviewer: Melluransa Signed [Report This]
Date: 05/12/11 10:34 am Title: Fuck-Ups are a Thug's Best Friends

I went to check the pairings after you sprung the threesome thing on us. HHMMM you didn't say that for no reason. What is really going on between Bu and Bill?

Author's Response:

I absolutely said that for no reason. :D

Reviewer: LittleMissSunshine Signed [Report This]
Date: 05/12/11 09:29 am Title: Fuck-Ups are a Thug's Best Friends

No, this is definitely a love triangle. For sure. I love it.

Author's Response:

More of a love-hate triangle. No straight lines in this story.

Reviewer: MissAnna Signed [Report This]
Date: 05/12/11 08:30 am Title: Fuck-Ups are a Thug's Best Friends

rofl that end note wasn't funny XD I can't wait for more of Bill's attitude.

Author's Response:

IT WAS HILARIOUS, YOU ARE ALL JUST JEALOUS

rn

Me neither :D

Reviewer: Steinsgrrl Signed [Report This]
Date: 05/12/11 08:24 am Title: Fuck-Ups are a Thug's Best Friends

You should know that I woke up cranky as hell and you just made my morning. Everyone I know thanks you for that. ;)

Author's Response:

You're right, I should know this. BECAUSE IT IS AWESOME.

rn

Sorry you were feeling cranky. Think happy thoughts of Tom's Old Lady. >:D

Reviewer: shaku Signed [Report This]
Date: 05/12/11 06:03 am Title: Fuck-Ups are a Thug's Best Friends

omg not funny i was drinking water and i actually did spill some LOL Amazing chapter however cant wait for another soon!

Author's Response:

That's what's great about me. I just keep giving and giving. <3

rn

WELL YOU'LL HAVE TO but hopefully not long. :D

Reviewer: SouthernAngel Signed [Report This]
Date: 05/12/11 05:53 am Title: Fuck-Ups are a Thug's Best Friends

"Can't I just drive past and push you out the door, and come pick you up in the event I didn't kill you?" OOOOh Tom got bitten by the Bitch Bug!

Does Bushi have a wittle ole crush on Tomikins???

Author's Response:

Right in the ass.

rn

Oh lewl, I live for this! Spoilers: no. I was kidding around about that threesome thing.

Reviewer: thisfakename Signed [Report This]
Date: 05/11/11 11:50 pm Title: Loose Lips Sink Friendships

Grinning so hard right now. No homo. :D

Author's Response:

YOU AGAIN

rn

... you smell weally weally nice today.

Reviewer: WeStoleEternity Signed [Report This]
Date: 05/11/11 05:31 am Title: First Step is a Stumble

Indeed.

With my dainty pinky finger raised and all.

Honesty is a virtue indeed. I should hope that you recover well and soon lest my truths of you rest your heart.

You are correct in your assumptions. I was 'taught' from an early age to eat any variety of food, though I do maintain some occasional selective tendencies.

I'm afraid I must retire for the evening, but I hope to continue our eloquent colloquy. I avidly await the latest installment of your story as well. I do so enjoy both Bill and Tom's repartee.

Author's Response:

That's how I like 'em. Dain-tay.

rn

Fish is gross, RESIST

rn

Your eloquence makes my heart skip a beat, always, soon it will be become a medical condition

Reviewer: WeStoleEternity Signed [Report This]
Date: 05/11/11 03:56 am Title: First Step is a Stumble

Such flawless enunciation, how ever could I say no?

Then I shall continue to your blessèd hearts desire. It is only natural to recognize greatness when one has had the tremendous fortune to be in its presence.

Indeed, what mystifying and awe inspiring beings your progenitors must be to have born a child of such unfathomable beauty and compassion.
Indeed, my own progenitors are of mythical breed, which does in fact explain astounding qualities.

Am I to believe that you have a dislike for fish?

Author's Response:

/flips hair, pushes up sunnies

rn

Aw shit, an accent mark, you fancy gurl

rn

That is a fair and just evaluation, heavily laced with truth and poetry, my heart has skipped a beat and may never recover

rn

As stereotypical as it is yes, I hate fish, so much, fish is right up there with mass murder for me, I assume it is not the same for you?

Reviewer: WeStoleEternity Signed [Report This]
Date: 05/11/11 02:45 am Title: First Step is a Stumble

A kiss upon each one and praise befitting the wondrous princess you are.

...Oh my, perhaps I should keep my silence as to prevent the further damnation of my soul...or not. Yum.

What benevolence you display, your people are indeed most fortunate to be allowed the pleasure of basking in your graceful and majestic glory.

Worry not, the cat has nine lives after all. I'll just take one in exchange for feeding him every day.

I've never tried inari sushi, but I'll have to see where I can find some and perhaps share in your enthusiasm.

Author's Response:

I... I don't say this often, but... tonight... would you... MAKE! ME! FEEL! LIKE I'M THE ONLY GIRL IN THE WOOOORRRLLLDDD!

rn

No it's okay you don't have to, you practically already are, effusive in your praise as you are, but it's good that you recognize my importance

rn

Sometimes I think my parents are angels in disguise to have sired someone like me, ethereal and flawless. Were yours? It would explain a lot. Mostly the halo thing, but also your effervescent awesome.

rn

I am buck. wild. for inari sushi. Could go on about it for years. But it is so good. SO GOOD. And fishless, yyyeeeaahhhh B

Reviewer: sraine Signed [Report This]
Date: 05/11/11 02:21 am Title: First Step is a Stumble

o.o I thought you didn't have YIM! o.o
Damn xD That makes things a hella a lot easier! I use MSN all the time but YIM and MSN can add each other, so hit me up on there :D

Author's Response:

WELL NOW I DO, WHAT NOW

rn

I'm leichenwasser@ymail.com, because they made me take their lame email address as well, though I never intend to use it, because Gmail smells nice and has nice, strong arms.

rn

BUT YEAH ADD ME AS A MATTER OF FACT I'M ON RIGHT NOW CATCH ME QUICK BEFORE THE SEDATIVES KICK IN

Reviewer: WeStoleEternity Signed [Report This]
Date: 05/11/11 01:38 am Title: First Step is a Stumble

Thank you, you humble me with your kindness.

Ah, yes. The Judas video, lovely piece of work. And these 'other things', I'm sure they're very -ahem- entertaining.

I personally prefer the fairy and My Little Pony coloring books. I especially like to color outside the lines to show that I'm not afraid to express myself.

Sushi...----> x_x

Author's Response:

Genau but it's okay to feel that way, most do. /offers my rings for kissing

rn

Very. VERY. Entertaining. /shivers delightedly

rn

Oh shit, muhfuggin' MLP, dawg. HELL. YEAH. I had those! But I finished it and gave away all the pages, because I am a kind and generous princess, beloved by my people

rn

Is... is that... are you dead? SHIT, SHIT

rn

.... inari sushi is pretty bomb, though. Rices and tofu pockets, REPRESENT

Reviewer: WeStoleEternity Signed [Report This]
Date: 05/10/11 11:34 pm Title: First Step is a Stumble

Oh my, I'm glad that you enjoy my diction. 'Holy Mother of Billsus'? This is the first I've seen such a thing, but I very much enjoy it.

By the by, I'm sure it must be a very lovely refrigerator. Also, I too lack the ability or knowledge to speak in Japanese.

Author's Response:

I do indeed. :D And yourself in general, really.

rn

I hope you enjoyed that. That on top of how many times I've watched the Judas video has pretty much ensured me a place in Hell. Plus, the, uh, other things I write.

rn

It's quite nice really, I make sure of that. (I'm a pro at princess/shark coloring books.) My polyglotism (pretty sure that's... not actually a word) only applies to romantic languages. Plus, I'd probably have to eat sushi. Ew.

Reviewer: AbnormalKidd Signed [Report This]
Date: 05/10/11 11:31 pm Title: First Step is a Stumble

I'm adorable because I am amazing. Haha then your broski must be pretty cool too :P

Author's Response:

I can argue none of this.

Reviewer: WeStoleEternity Signed [Report This]
Date: 05/10/11 08:26 pm Title: First Step is a Stumble

Procrastinate? No, no. I prefer to call it 'boondoggling'. Now, I must say that - to some extent - I am glad that you could not pick an unsuspecting snail and Bedazzle it, however, I will admit that I am curious to see the outcome of such an endeavor. I am very pleased to know that the smiley face I bestowed upon you has been received with much gratitude and has served its purpose by lifting your spirits. Now, I must bid you adieu and hope that you have enjoyed your day. So: Adieu~

Author's Response:

Holy Mother of Billsus, you said boondoggling, BRB experiencing love for the first time

rn

Maybe I'll draw it. I'm an artist you know. My Daddy assures me I'm very good, puts everything I draw on the fridge, etc.

rn

Adieu, what is this, I don't speak Japanese

Reviewer: sraine Signed [Report This]
Date: 05/10/11 08:13 pm Title: First Step is a Stumble

You my friend entertain me to no end! We must figure out something just so we can talk more! Hm...

Author's Response:

I'm pretty easy to get a hold of! I've got Gmails and YIM and AIM and a bunch of other abbreviations! And I'm not adverse to switching to a new program. Lemme know how you wanna hit me up, gurl.

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