Date: 05/15/11 09:28 pm Title: First Step is a Stumble
Doubt that too.
Ohgod, is it ever. Just. fuckmenowbedazzledBill.
AWYEAH BABY ;D
Author's Response:
BEDAZZLED BILL LAUNCHES A SEXY ATTACK! IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE!!
Date: 05/15/11 11:50 am Title: First Step is a Stumble
Funny-looking? I doubt it.
Well, I doubt Snaily-poo would mind too much, considering he's very vain; bedazzling him was a mistake. So yes, he'll be too buy with his mirror.
.... inbed
Author's Response:
VERY FUNNY LOOKING.
rnBedazzling Bill was a mistake too, but it's been so rewarding.
rnALWAYS
Date: 05/14/11 10:38 pm Title: Fuck-Ups are a Thug's Best Friends
LOL well, to quote Tom in response to that endnote, "I'm down if you are." ;)
ooh, i love how deep the characters all are getting. cant WAIT to find out about bill's fam. all i know so far is that bushido's mom has sex with everyone, including bill, and bill sucks his own dad off ;P lol naw, i know they were just talking shit. aw, bushido and tom are like, stumbling into bromance. x3
i've got nothing witty to say, i've got too much studying to do to be creative...at least i'm free for summer in one week. and i might end up with a cool job this holiday, fingers crossed!
Author's Response:
HOT.
rnDeep! That's not one I thought I'd get in response to my characters, BUT I WILL FUCKING TAKE. IT. Take it like Tom does from Bill and Bushido. J/K THAT'S NOT HAPPENING outside of my infrequent private time.
rnGood luck in your last week, dude! I know all that studying + your indefatigable awesome will mean great success for you! KEEP ROCKING THEIR FACES OFF, IT'S NOT LIKE THEY NEED THEM
rnFingers crossed and genders bent :D
Date: 05/14/11 03:05 am Title: First Step is a Stumble
;)
I'm glad. Now I can go with an eased heart and, with your blessing, enjoy myself.
Thank you! I'll be back soon.
Author's Response:
WELCOME BACK YOU FANCY BITCH
Date: 05/14/11 02:43 am Title: First Step is a Stumble
*pokes* you're it!! Come and get me *pokes out tongue*
Laws of nature huh? Sounds dangerous ;)
Author's Response:
I TOTALLY MISSED THIS w/e answering your email BRB
Date: 05/14/11 02:36 am Title: First Step is a Stumble
Good lord why are you still up?
Author's Response:
Because I disregard the laws of nature and have no respect for myself or others.
rnWHAT NOW
Date: 05/13/11 10:12 pm Title: First Step is a Stumble
MSN is telling me you're offline *pouts*
Tagged you over there so it's you who's it now. *giggles*
Author's Response:
D-
rnYOU FU-
rnDAMMIT
Date: 05/13/11 07:13 pm Title: First Step is a Stumble
Oh dear, I never meant to instill in you such an emotion. I ask, then, that you forgive my tactlessness in relaying this information. I had only hoped to let you know should any comments go unreplied. Fear not, I will return with yet more praise to bestow upon you, dear princess.
Although, you should know better. I adore you too much.
The weekend will be too long without your good company and truly amusing conversations.
Author's Response:
Naw dude, I'm down. I'll just die a little bit on the inside, s'all good. /bites knuckles
rnJ/K you called me princess, all is forgotten in the swift beat of my heart.
rnSee you 'round, darlin'! Hope wherever you are and whatever you do, the thought of me isn't far, and that you're having the time of your life. <3
Date: 05/13/11 05:45 pm Title: First Step is a Stumble
Ah, I'll be out of town for the weekend, so I won't be able to contact you until Monday. So sorry for the last minute information.
Author's Response:
Oh. So this is what heartbreak feels like.
rn/tearful smile
Date: 05/13/11 10:02 am Title: First Step is a Stumble
I sent you an email through THF *nods* and I think I found you through MSN. O.o
Author's Response:
TAG YOU'RE IT
rn/shrieks and runs away
Date: 05/13/11 08:46 am Title: First Step is a Stumble
I do say piffle quite a lot, and wench.
Dust? Dust! There should be no dust on you, I'm quite sure you are impervious.
Does someone have a little 'crush' on Beartrap? *giggles*
Ooooh I have Skpye, Aim and MSN any of those work for you? *bats eyelashes*
Author's Response:
Wifflepench :D
rnIt's the filmy aftermath of bitches that step to me <3
rnI, no, that's... no, no. Ridiculous. /mumbles
rnAIM could work, and I think you can link to YIM accounts in MSN...
rnNope, wait, AIM is being a bitch right now, so
Date: 05/13/11 08:37 am Title: First Step is a Stumble
Piffle! You sir are a station unto yourself. Stations should be named after you. *nods*
hehehe Beartrap Bu is just full of awesomesauce, and it suits him cause he's....kinda grizzly like.
Can I steal you please?
Author's Response:
Hee, you said 'piffle' /chortles
rnStations of the Cross ain't got shit on this bitch, lemme dust my shoulders off and encourage others to stay pressed
rnHe is quite grizzly. <3 I MEAN-
rnAbsolutely, feel free. If you want to coordinate the kidnapping, I'm freshly available for chat and sensual massage on YIM and Gmail chat. So... there's that.
Date: 05/13/11 07:39 am Title: Fuck-Ups are a Thug's Best Friends
I love you and this fic, marry me?
Bill hyped up is too cute, he must desist this behaviour immediately or else I will be forced to love him. The screams of 'too late' that you hear are but a figment of your imagination. I'm awfully curious to know more about this entanglement between Bill, Beartrap and Lola, there has to be more to it.
I don't do milk, ewww. It would be some form of carbonated, caffeinated beverage.
I want more, more you, more fic, more everything!! I can has plz? *smooshes*
Author's Response:
Okay, I have nothing better to do, and my parents would be pleased to see me marry above my station.
rnBill and Beartrap, lewling into the ages. <3 MORE TO BE REVEALED OFC
rnIA, milk is gross and nasty, Diet Pepsi is my vice of choice.
rnUM ONLY OF FUCKING COURSE
Date: 05/13/11 06:34 am Title: First Step is a Stumble
Wow, you're funny. Also my new best friend, K? Me you, and Snaily-poo. I now that it's supposed to be you and I and Snaily-poo but that simply doesn't rhyme and simply will not do! Also, Concocting ways to ruin lives? Funnest past time ever; can't wait to see the result ^^
Author's Response:
I usually get "funny-looking". Funny on it's own is a new one. :D
rnSnaily-poo is gonna have to cope with my being your main squeeze. Or else. /snap snap
rnNeither can I! ENDLESS HOURS OF FUN
Date: 05/13/11 01:51 am Title: First Step is a Stumble
Hahaha~
I shall indeed. -----> ^_^
Author's Response:
<3
Date: 05/13/11 12:52 am Title: First Step is a Stumble
I was thinking more along the lines of FOR THE WIN.
'Tis a glorious sound, indeed, that grasps my soul and plucks at it like the strings upon the finest lyre.
Mmmm, unfortunately I'm on a diet and can not savor such a fine delicacy.
Author's Response:
That too.
rnStop, so much romance, so much poetry, do you want me to fall in love with you
rnFeast instead on my ineffable beauty, which is low in calories, and high in satisfaction
Date: 05/13/11 12:31 am Title: Fuck-Ups are a Thug's Best Friends
Wow, that was tense. I'm glad that Tom stood up for himself & put Bushido in his place. Can't wait to read more.
Author's Response:
Mmmmmmhm. /snap snap
Date: 05/12/11 08:41 pm Title: Fuck-Ups are a Thug's Best Friends
good for Tom for standing up for both himself and common sense. =)
Author's Response:
Can I get an AMEN
Date: 05/12/11 07:13 pm Title: Fuck-Ups are a Thug's Best Friends
THE SNAIL FTW.
But, I digress-
I do so hope, then, that your dear heart can withstand the onslaught of honesty. Bill's heart pumps acid and rusty nails? How curious, my own heart pumps snow and the occasional ice cube.
Thank you very much for the update. My desire to 'boondoggle' has been satiated for the day. Although, I now have a craving for apple pies from McDonald's.
Author's Response:
SNAILS FUCK THE WHAT
rnI have no heart. Just a whistling crevasse that absorbs light. If you listen closely, you can hear angels, gently weeping.
rnBOONDOGGLE <3 And so do I. Shit. Man...
Date: 05/12/11 06:58 pm Title: Fuck-Ups are a Thug's Best Friends
I really liked this chapter and how you introduced Kay One, he actually seems like a pretty cool guy the way you described him.
Just wondering, but is Bushido Bi in this story? The way Bill and him fight over Tom's attention/affection seems like they both have a crush on him...
Ps. Your tricked out snail is ballin.
Author's Response:
Thank you for that! You're the first to comment on that, hahaha.
rnYou know, I never thought about that; Bushido's sexuality never really came into play, so I guess that sort of answers a lot of questions. :D I hate saying instead of showing it, but tbh, Bill and Bushido fight over Tom because they're jerks, like siblings that fight over a toy. The toy doesn't matter so much as who gets it.
rnWell... the toy may matter a little more to Bill.
rnHonestly, I don't know how I'm able to pour so much of my pimp essence onto paper.