Date: 04/25/26 07:34 pm Title: Being a Tale of Great Courage and Stealth
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Date: 10/19/15 10:01 am Title: Being a Tale of Great Courage and Stealth
This made me laugh like a fucking idiot. And that's why I love this site so much. I've been all over it for almost two years and only now stumbled on this hilarious little tidbit.
Date: 02/06/11 06:52 pm Title: Being a Tale of Great Courage and Stealth
*snorts in humor* that was so ridiculous...this leaves so much unanswered its going to drive me crazy. Would you like a list? I think you will get one.
1. how many times had Andreas had that dream?
2. Why does Tom have wings?
3. How come Tom was so willing to let Bill walk away if he loved him?
4. What was story of how Bill and Tom ended up in a tower in the middle of appearantly nowhere?
5. How could Andreas NOT notice the incredibly flat chestedness of Bill, even if on the off chance Bill happened to have his towel tied around his chest, even though most guys seems to just go for around the waist?
6. Was Andreas apprenticing to be a wizard or something else?
7. What happened to the horse Andreas rode to rescue his "maiden"?
8. Will Andreas' ass get beat for "borrowing" the blacksmith's sword?
9. What the heck made him think he would be able to use a sword against Tom if he had never trained with one before?
10. Why was there no other form of security at the tower if Bill was a lord?
11. Did Bill run away from home because his parents didn't approve of his love for a winged man?
despite these questions left, it was quite funny and I enjoyed it alot.
Author's Response: Well, I'm sorry you had so many questions. This wasn't meant to be taken so seriously - it was most definitely a spoof - but I'll answer you anyway. rn1) At least three times. Enough to know that it was not an ordinary dream. rn2) Tom has wings because he isn't human. I have no specifics, but I've always loved the idea of a winged lord flying over his lands to watch over and protect them. rn3) He wasn't. But he knew that Bill loved him and wouldn't leave him, so there was really no harm in offering to let him leave with Andreas. rn4) Not a tower - a castle. Note that I do specify that when Andreas approaches it from the outside. He thought of a tower in his dream because it is a cliche and he couldn't see anything but the one room and the view from the window. Tom is the lord of those lands, and when Bill chose to marry him, he went to live with him in the castle. rn5) Bill did tie it around his chest, though I know that's unusual. You have to realize that Andreas is laboring under some pretty serious delusions here, as evidenced by his unwillingness to believe either Bill or Tom until the very end. Also, I originally wrote this story with other characters. Bill took the place of Brealle, who is female. I thought it would add to the humor to have Andreas think he was a girl until the end. rn6) He was apprenticing to be a wizard, but had dreams of greatness that did not coincide with that path - hence the rescue mission. rn7) The horse was left in a courtyard and is now residing in the stables of Tom's castle, living a happy life. rn8) Probably, but not too severely. rn9) Remember: Andreas is young, idealistic, and has some serious delusions. rn10) This is a very peaceful land, so while they have security, it's not too intense. Bill worries about Tom when he's away for longer than usual because he loves him and you never know what could happen. rn11) Pretty much, yeah. rnrnI'm glad you enjoyed it, even with the unanswered questions.
Date: 02/06/11 11:32 am Title: Being a Tale of Great Courage and Stealth
I'm sorry, but that was just hilarious! Best way to start a morning is with a laugh :D thanks for sharing your story with us, i dont think i've ever heard something like that before.
Author's Response: I'm glad I helped you start the day well. I wanted to write a spoof of the typical hero's quest... Apparently, it worked. :D Thanks for the review!
Date: 02/06/11 10:05 am Title: Being a Tale of Great Courage and Stealth
That was funny and entertaining! Loved it!
Author's Response: Thanks! I'm glad you enjoyed it.
Date: 02/06/11 08:50 am Title: Being a Tale of Great Courage and Stealth
rofl. Andi was being such a valiant hero XD
When you said he lost his swagger I lol'd. Andi didn't get the fact that Bill was a guy until the end lol. And Tom really is a sexy beast.
Author's Response: I'm glad my attempt at humor was appreciated. :D And yes, Tom is...
Date: 02/06/11 06:40 am Title: Being a Tale of Great Courage and Stealth
Oh the humanity *facepalm*
Tom is so patient XD
Author's Response: Haha. Gotta love Tom, right? Thanks for the review!
Date: 02/06/11 06:36 am Title: Being a Tale of Great Courage and Stealth
Hahahaha! Andreas is an idiot!
Author's Response: Yes, rather. Thanks for the review!
Date: 02/06/11 05:26 am Title: Being a Tale of Great Courage and Stealth
I like it! Very daft, very funny. :3
Poor Andreas the numpty.
Author's Response: Yes, poor Andreas. He just didn't get it. Thanks for the review, and I'm glad you liked it!
Date: 02/06/11 04:56 am Title: Being a Tale of Great Courage and Stealth
OMG! Now that was funny and it was cute. Anderas didn't listen to a word Bill told him.
Author's Response: Yes, Andreas was a little... dense. Heh. Thanks for the review!
Date: 02/06/11 04:04 am Title: Being a Tale of Great Courage and Stealth
Haha that was cute
Author's Response: Thank you! :D