Date: 03/09/25 09:12 pm Title: Because We All Know that Everyone Forces Gummy Bears to Have Sex
so hot
Date: 07/01/14 11:42 pm Title: Because We All Know that Everyone Forces Gummy Bears to Have Sex
OH MY GOSH!! How did you know? Ever since I first heard Gummie Bear in connection with Bill I haven't been able to stop myself. It's gotten worse now that my mom actually got my little sisters gummie bear vitamins and the serving size is two a day. I always snitch two identical ones and BAM!! the twins are at it on our kitchen table. ;D
Date: 12/24/11 04:29 am Title: Because We All Know that Everyone Forces Gummy Bears to Have Sex
Awwwwwwwwwi so sweet lmao I loved it *-*
Author's Response: Thanks for review!
Date: 12/02/11 02:53 pm Title: Because We All Know that Everyone Forces Gummy Bears to Have Sex
Reading this again because this is awesome XD Gosh, how I love this.
Author's Response: Thanks for the review!
Date: 01/07/11 01:40 pm Title: Because We All Know that Everyone Forces Gummy Bears to Have Sex
ooh, gummy bear sex!!!!! this is as smutty as it gets!!!
Author's Response: Haha, yupp. Gotta love what turns Bill on lol XD
Date: 01/06/11 08:13 pm Title: Because We All Know that Everyone Forces Gummy Bears to Have Sex
BAHAHAHAHA THIS IS FUCKING AMAZING.
Author's Response: Thanks for the review! XD
Date: 01/06/11 03:55 pm Title: Because We All Know that Everyone Forces Gummy Bears to Have Sex
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA holy crap HAHAHAHAHA this is great!!!! I mean who hasn't at one point made drawings of people having sex or made Ken and Barbie do it? I'm pretty sure all little kids do right before they hit puberty but Bill doing it with gummy bears was too funny!
My favorite parts
Georg waddled close up to Bill, his hands still held outward as though he was intent on petting Bill’s soft, gelatinous insides
But THIS just killed me with laughter
Gustav tried to properly use Georg’s asshole, but it was a very difficult thing to do—to have sex with such a fat, unmoving blob. Georg was orange and misshapen, like a whale with dolphin-sized tumors
Author's Response: Haha, that's so true!! My personal love is making Sims do it, which was the first thing I ever learned to do on that game haha. I loved poking fun at Georg from Bill's perspective lol
My favorite part to write was: Bill clapped his hands in happiness, while Georg and Gustav Gummy screamed for death in his mouth. Georg’s head was ripped off his fat body and he was torn to pieces. On the other hand, Gustav was more lucky and fell right down the dark tunnel to Bill’s tummy in one, whole piece. Not to mention the inuendo in the next line: Bill swallowed the last of Georg and began to unzip his pants.
Date: 01/06/11 03:05 pm Title: Because We All Know that Everyone Forces Gummy Bears to Have Sex
LOL omg, hilarious and weird and somehow still hot. xD
Author's Response: All very good qualities in a fic. Thanks! :D
Date: 01/06/11 02:45 pm Title: Because We All Know that Everyone Forces Gummy Bears to Have Sex
Because nothing is more sexy than gelatinous blobs getting it on. Oddly, I can picture Bill sitting at a table, with his long legs and arms and his manicured fingernails making the gummy bears hump each other. A bizarrely clear visual in my head. o_O
I love the paragraph where you describe gummy Bill's perfection, and then the next paragraph you describe gummy Georg's many imperfections! That was hilariously done! And then Bill ate the G's.
You are a great writer, writing crack like this and Not Drunk, and then writing epic stories like Exis Acta Probrat (sorry, I know it's spelled wrong ^^;)
Author's Response: Haha, I love that visual! Bill's too innocent to pop in a porn tape to get off, but nothing is more seductive and dominating than playing God and and making candy people fuck. I think this is why kids like The Sims-- not for the building houses-- but for the sexing up of the Sims. *is guilty* Georg's imperfections were so much fun to write, because the twins always harp on them. I'm glad you like my work!! Thanks for the compliment! :D
Date: 01/06/11 01:07 pm Title: Because We All Know that Everyone Forces Gummy Bears to Have Sex
omgee. I was eating gummy bears when I came across this story and decided to read it. now I'm feeling a lil weird to continue eating my gummies xD
Author's Response: Haha me too! Well, I was eating them while writing it lol. Thanks for the review! :D
Date: 01/06/11 12:49 pm Title: Because We All Know that Everyone Forces Gummy Bears to Have Sex
Ah, that's so cute ! I really enjoyed myself just now xD
Author's Response: Thanks for the review!! :D
Date: 01/06/11 11:39 am Title: Because We All Know that Everyone Forces Gummy Bears to Have Sex
made my fucking day. Which was pretty dreadful, so I'm very grateful for this lovely piece of cracky smut.
Pure love to this one
~Dawn
Author's Response: Aww, I hope your days are better from now on! If not I guess I'll have to write more random Bill/candy/Tom fics :D
Date: 01/06/11 10:00 am Title: Because We All Know that Everyone Forces Gummy Bears to Have Sex
This was both really cute and really hot! I can actually imagine Bill making gummy bears do naughty things, and it's such an adorably perverted image! Great story!
Author's Response: Haha, I'm sure that Bill has some crazy fettish when it comes to getting off, and candy is just a logical one. :D
Date: 01/06/11 08:40 am Title: Because We All Know that Everyone Forces Gummy Bears to Have Sex
Aww, Bill, it's okay... :D
This was kind of cute and definitely original. I liked. Made me giggle a bit, when I had a mental imagine of the gummi bears in my mind all along. :)
Author's Response: Thanks for the review!! I loved picturing Bill rocking Tomi Bear into Billa Bear's ass :D
Date: 01/06/11 05:13 am Title: Because We All Know that Everyone Forces Gummy Bears to Have Sex
ok...i gotta give you points for originality here, this was hilarious. gummy bear sex turns bill on...lmao, i can deal with that.
Author's Response: Thanks, I'm glad you liked the story! I have no doubt that Bill gets turned on by candy. He practically orgasmed in that THTV ep when he was at the store lol :D
Date: 01/06/11 04:37 am Title: Because We All Know that Everyone Forces Gummy Bears to Have Sex
Heehee XDD
This slightly reminded me of that "Fuck a Duck" oneshot I saw once.
Oh my, now I want to eat some gummy bears.
Author's Response: Haha, I've read that one before. Tomi in the tub with crazy Bill lol. Thanks for the review!!