Date: 04/02/11 07:03 pm Title: just give me sex whenever I want it...
Lol!!! I wondered how far I could push it haha. My friends say I'm way too blasé about things like this. I say it all with a dead straight face ;-) Actually a friend of mine who was watching TH interviews with me totally cracked up at that interview where Bill talks about kissing "lips downstairs" and pointed out that it's absolutely the kind of thing I'd say and my face won't even twitch. I should have showed her the "naked boobs" video too lol. Maybe I'll send it to her...
Anyway, haha sorry about the tmi :P It's your fault though hahaha. I couldn't identify with the Wii or the brush thank goodness. Definitely looking forward to the next one..... ;-)
Author's Response: Yeah, you got me! :P That moment with Bill is priceless, though; I love when he busts out the sex talk because he is just the last one you expect to hear that from! XD
No problem and I think the next one will give everyone a bit of trouble identifying, haha, but it's BILL'S fetish, after all.
Date: 04/01/11 03:15 am Title: ...'cause all I ask for is instant pleasure
*dead*
My mouth was hanging open through most of that and I have to be honest, I wish I had my mouth full LOL. I am such a perv and the fics here just feed it. I could really identify with the object this time lol... Reminds of a time when I was 15... flying to Egypt for a vacation... everyone on the plane was asleep... I was horny as hell and was stuck in my seat and had my toothbrush in my bag. I wonder if that could be considered an initiation into the mile high club lol.
Anyway, that fic was fabulous. Just damn and hell that OH is entertaining a guest at the moment ugh!
Author's Response: haha...>_> I kept wondering if this was a good idea, writing Bill/object fics...not just the one but MORE after that first one! Not many complaints so far.
I think we have finally reached tmi-land, dear reader. O_O I'm not sure it could be considered an entrance into the mile-high club but it is certainly kinky!
Very pleased you enjoyed this one...and there WILL be a fourth, I just need to get the time to write it.
Date: 03/27/11 10:27 pm Title: just give me sex whenever I want it...
This was too hot.
I think Tom should get a stick shift car, and Bill should have fun riding the stick. Then Tom gets jealous and fucks Bill over the hood of his car.
OR! Bill should definitely buy one of those 'sex machines' (Google it if you haven't heard of it) and have fun with that :D
Author's Response: I am really really glad you thought so, schlampe! *_*
Haha I bet Tom does have a stick shift car! I wish I still had one. Yes, it is sooooo phallic. But, I've already seen a fic like that, I wouldn't want to be accused of copying.
I think I've found the next object...damn, my ideas for these stories seem to keep getting longer and longer! There will be another one in the next couple of months. :D
Date: 03/23/11 02:11 pm Title: ...'cause all I ask for is instant pleasure
Omg i loveed this especially the dominance/submission, it's amazing. And when Tom says he'll use Bill's toothbrush later, does he mean to brush his teeth or to wank with? Imagine Tom with a vibrator toothbrush O.O
Author's Response: So very glad you enjoyed it so much! :3 yeah, Tom enjoyed making Bill submit, that was for sure! And, Tom meant he was going to use Bill's toothbrush for his TEETH, because of course, his own has been soiled! Poor Tom. ;) Thanks for the review!
Date: 03/22/11 05:32 pm Title: ...'cause all I ask for is instant pleasure
Oh gods. I think submissive!Bill is my new favourite. That was way too hot. *fans self*
Author's Response: SO pleased you enjoyed! :D Some day, there will be a sequel. >:D
Date: 03/07/11 11:44 pm Title: ...'cause all I ask for is instant pleasure
Very well written and so hot!
Author's Response: Awesome! I'm so glad you think so. :D
Date: 03/02/11 10:54 pm Title: ...'cause all I ask for is instant pleasure
That was one of the hottest fics I've ever read O.o I LOVE IT!!^^
But I thought I was going to die of laugher and embarrassment when Tom walked in on Bill while he was using TOM'S toothbrush XD
Author's Response: I'm so glad you thought so! :D Thank you!
Oh yes, I bet Bill was a bit mortified as well. The real question is, how did Tom know it was HIS toothbrush right away? ;) Thanks for your review.
Date: 02/26/11 11:04 am Title: just give me sex whenever I want it...
Oh gosh! This is just fantastic! so HOT!
I really, really really loved it!
(it's going in to my faves)
Great Job!
Author's Response: Woohoo, thank you! :3 Very glad you loved it, thanks so much.
Date: 02/24/11 03:56 am Title: ...'cause all I ask for is instant pleasure
ahh holy crap! *melts*
Author's Response: Haha, thank you! :D
Date: 02/24/11 03:35 am Title: just give me sex whenever I want it...
rofl @ the end...Tom's created a serious monster xD
Author's Response: Yes he has, but I think he's enjoying the results. ;)
Date: 02/14/11 11:27 pm Title: ...'cause all I ask for is instant pleasure
mm sexy and lovely~i liked that they fought about it. and that bill used tom's toothbrush. lol, tom's such a wimp, he used a condom...its not like his toothbrush is contaminated forever xD liked bill complaining to himself that tom never bothers with condoms, even when they have stuff to do. haha, yah...messy.
as far as object suggestions go...i got nothin. but lets hope its nothing too...ridiculous xD maybe a beer bottle? haha, its a little frightening what ppl will put up there...*is scarred for life for doing a search to think of something for bill*
Author's Response: They definitely fought about it. ;) And their drama is not over yet! As for Tom...it's got a PSYCHIC contamination. He can never use it again! Poor Bill...he has a legitimate complaint. ;)
I'll keep thinking on it! Thank you for trying, though. ;D
Date: 02/09/11 10:37 am Title: ...'cause all I ask for is instant pleasure
"Is that my toothbrush?" is epic win of a line, lmao. I actually paused to lol.
Also, the bit where Tom is palming Bill's ass, describes it so directly and then asks him if he should fuck it or lick it is so vivid and naughty it got my panties in a knot, so to speak.
Incredibly sexy. This was awesome!! :)
This was definitely porn, but you mixed in the perfect amount of plot and angst and comedy. Like G banging on the bathroom door and Bill responding "Tooth brushing". Rofl.
You and your writing are brilliant. Thank you. :)
Author's Response: XD Glad you thought it was epic win! And oh man. Geez Tom, not like you've been thinking about that at all. :P Glad you enjoyed the fic so much! And I'm very happy you enjoyed the plot and angst and comedy as well. ♥ Thanks so much for the lovely review.
Date: 01/16/11 03:31 pm Title: ...'cause all I ask for is instant pleasure
Oh mein Gott that was good
Author's Response: Hehe, thank you. :D
Date: 12/29/10 05:07 pm Title: ...'cause all I ask for is instant pleasure
oh god. i was away when this was first posted and discovered it now. This is beautiful. One of the best smut fics ever, srsly!!! Youre awesome. write more fics like these, where bill cant get enough of tom and his dick and tom cant get enough of bill and his ass. Lol. Those are the fics I love.
love your work. amazing
Author's Response: Woohoo, I'm glad you're discovering it now! :) Thank you so much, that's a lovely compliment. ♥ Hee, those are also fics that I enjoy. ;) Thanks for your review!
Date: 12/29/10 05:10 am Title: ...'cause all I ask for is instant pleasure
This was fabulous!!! super hot.
Author's Response: Thank you so much! I'm happy you think so. :3
Date: 12/26/10 05:29 am Title: just give me sex whenever I want it...
I just love this series! they're so damn sexy!
Oh! i have an idea! how about Bill gives one of toms cars a test drive, and come to enjoy the fun with "driving stick"? Tom would be soooo jealus! ;D
Author's Response: Yay, thank you! I am glad you enjoy it!
Hehe, a few people have done that already, I don't think I could do it justice. ;) Thanks for your review!
Date: 12/26/10 03:04 am Title: ...'cause all I ask for is instant pleasure
Holy shiat! That was.....simply AMAZING. I don't know any other way to describe it!
XD
Author's Response: Thank you so much! ♥ *bows* I am honored you think so.
Date: 12/25/10 04:21 pm Title: ...'cause all I ask for is instant pleasure
Damn, that was HOT, woman! The kinks seemed just right to me and I don't think that's easy to do. Well done! :D
Author's Response: Awesome! *_* I'm so pleased you thought so. Thanks so much for the review!
Date: 12/23/10 11:50 pm Title: ...'cause all I ask for is instant pleasure
Hi, it just left me spechless and -a little embarrased to admit it- horny.
Sweet lord of twincest writers, you just made me forget how to breath.
Great chapter and amazing ending.
Thank you for sharing
Author's Response: Wow, but it affected you that much, thank you! ;) I'm very pleased you enjoyed the story so much. Thanks for your review!
Date: 12/23/10 11:09 pm Title: ...'cause all I ask for is instant pleasure
Magic. Loved it.
Author's Response: Thank you so much. :)