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Reviewer: username bi Signed [Report This]
Date: 07/01/14 10:23 pm Title: Christmas Whores

WTF?!?!? I have no fucking clue what just went down on this page but... Yeah, fine I'll just say - I liked it?

Reviewer: torturedsoul1787 Signed [Report This]
Date: 04/01/12 05:06 am Title: Christmas Whores

*blink* The FUCK???

this was....interesting.

i like it.

Reviewer: Daissa Signed [Report This]
Date: 03/30/12 02:41 am Title: Christmas Whores

After a year and 4 months I *still* love rereading this fic XD

Reviewer: HaiZOE Signed [Report This]
Date: 04/02/11 07:06 pm Title: Christmas Whores

I've read this before but it still cracks me up :'D

Author's Response: Hehe I read it occasionally just for laughs :D

Reviewer: ladyX Signed [Report This]
Date: 01/09/11 01:27 pm Title: Christmas Whores

wow...I have nothing to say to this except Mt Dew does NOT suck, it is awesome and the best soda ever. *walks aways mumbling about the weirdness of this fic*

Author's Response: I don't like Mt Dew, Sprite, or any of the lemon/lime flavoured colas. I'm more into Dr. Pepper, Pepsi/Coke, and Orange Soda (even though it stains the tongue). My one friend is addicted to Mt Dew code red though, and used to drink two every day for lunch, which is why I think I don't like it. :/

Reviewer: nina emilie Signed [Report This]
Date: 01/04/11 11:22 am Title: Christmas Whores

Haahahahaha! I laughed so hard!

Author's Response: Haha I'm glad! :D

Reviewer: dubistheilig Anonymous [Report This]
Date: 01/02/11 12:37 pm Title: Christmas Whores

Awe.some.ness.

Author's Response: Thanks for the review! :D

Reviewer: HaiZOE Signed [Report This]
Date: 12/29/10 07:27 pm Title: Christmas Whores

Ahahahahahaaa! That was so randomly awesome.

"I've been thinking about this all day, even though you only just mentioned it to me right now and it’s the morning, so I just woke up.” That is definitely one of the funniest lines I've ever read in fanfiction! ^.^

Author's Response: I'm glad you enjoyed it! Haha, I say stuff like that all the time, because my parents don't speak English too well so they have no idea what I'm talking about lol. XD

Reviewer: Katjana1989 Anonymous [Report This]
Date: 12/08/10 10:33 pm Title: Christmas Whores

I started reading, and after a couple of lines I was like: huh?
*checks author*
She usually writes better than this.
*reads some more lines*
whut?
*re-reads title*
Oh! Wait!
*starts over*
And then the entire thing cracked me up SO BAD. It's 4.30am here, I think I woke up my brother with my laughter.

AWESOME !!
Great job!

Author's Response: Haha, yea this story is much different than my usual work. I was a bit wired on energy drinks when I wrote that lol xD

Reviewer: tokiop Signed [Report This]
Date: 12/08/10 09:37 pm Title: Christmas Whores

lmao awsum!

Author's Response: I'm glad you think so! :D

Reviewer: Velia Mineantea Signed [Report This]
Date: 12/07/10 01:12 pm Title: Christmas Whores

Hi

How are you doing?
This was... i don't know where to start to describe this, funny yet disturbing to read.

There are a lot of cliches within, Bill being a whore, Tom being horny all the time, they both having the same brain... idk

I can just say that I love pretty much the way you usually write and that I am happy this was just a break of your regular amazing style.

See you around.

Velia.

Author's Response: Hey, I'm doing pretty good recently. I was really crazy when I wrote this story lol. I'm glad you liked the story! :D

Reviewer: xRupii Signed [Report This]
Date: 12/07/10 07:02 am Title: Christmas Whores

It seems like your mocking bad writers... Other than that; I laughed trough the whole thing x) f'ing awesome !!

Author's Response: Haha, yea, mocking bad writers and making fun of absurd fanfic situations! I'm glad you enjoyed the fic!!! :D

Reviewer: Daissa Signed [Report This]
Date: 12/07/10 02:51 am Title: Christmas Whores

OMG that was funny XD

My favorite parts were when Tom didn't even recognize his own brother (lmfao), and Bill "leaking precum whenever Tom walked into the room", Bill's ass eating Tom's pants (omg) and supposedly twins having no stamina.

Oh, and "I like eating cock more than food!" and the dildo coming. I think that last one just took the WTF cake XDD

This is good and convenient, too, since Exitus Acta Probat is at a sad point now.

Author's Response: Haha I loved those parts too! But I think my favorite part is Santa coming down the chimney and on Bill's face. I'm glad that the dildo came... usually it has more sex than anyone and it never gets to let off. :D

Reviewer: Giulietta192 Signed [Report This]
Date: 12/06/10 07:43 pm Title: Christmas Whores

OMG this is genial! I hope your intent was to make people laugh because this was damn funny!!!!

Author's Response: Yupp, that was the point! I'm glad you found it funny! :D

Reviewer: Melluransa Signed [Report This]
Date: 12/06/10 07:11 pm Title: Christmas Whores

You know what's funny too? I read this like a doctor, at a distance and with no feeling, almost like I'm used to it. I think I'm gonna read it again later, I want to laugh.

Author's Response: Haha that's hularious! I wrote this with an idiotic smile on my face :D

Reviewer: Melluransa Signed [Report This]
Date: 12/06/10 07:08 pm Title: Christmas Whores

....Did the dildo ever stop?? Eh. Probably not.

Author's Response: Oh, I'm quite sure it was cuming until it's battery exploded. lol XD

Reviewer: Kaulitzth1 Signed [Report This]
Date: 12/06/10 06:08 pm Title: Christmas Whores

“Your cock feels thick and slippery, like a walrus,” Bill shuddered.

Had me laughing for like five minutes! Hahahahaha oh this is full of absolute WIN! <3 XD



Author's Response: Haha, I was peeing myself the whole time I was writing that. Glad you liked it!

Reviewer: The_poltergeist Signed [Report This]
Date: 12/06/10 05:26 pm Title: Christmas Whores

hhahahhahahah! XD oh jesus fucking christ. that was brilliant. omg XD I especially laughed at the "your christmas gift is my come, because it's free and there's alot if it." XD haha..

Author's Response: I would love to get Christmas gifts like that from Tom :)

Reviewer: kawaiicoyote Signed [Report This]
Date: 12/06/10 03:53 pm Title: Christmas Whores

*slumps over desk laughing* oh geez, oh geez. I think my brain just blew a fuse haha

Author's Response: Haha I'm glad you liked it!! :D

Reviewer: MissAnna Signed [Report This]
Date: 12/06/10 03:44 pm Title: Christmas Whores

I lol'd so much XD

Author's Response: I'd glad you did!! I lol'd while writing this :D

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