Date: 05/08/25 08:38 pm Title: "I Want A Hole!"
I'm going to die laughing
Date: 09/13/11 06:34 pm Title: "I Want A Hole!"
omg so funny lol
Date: 12/24/10 08:13 pm Title: "I Want A Hole!"
Whahahahaha, Okay there are no words to review this. I've asked my pussy but she's still laughing.
Date: 11/17/10 01:18 am Title: "I Want A Hole!"
rotflol...CAN'T BREATHE!!! holy shit i love you!
Date: 11/16/10 01:06 pm Title: "I Want A Hole!"
Oh my god, this story totally made my day! I love this story soooo much! It's hilarious!!! I laughed so hard I fell out my seat clutches my sides!
Now if Tom's dick could talk, oh the things it'd say...
It'd probably tell us the truth about Tom, or say something like "I wanna fuck!" or "Fuck me!" or "Touch me!", or something like that.
Date: 11/15/10 11:25 pm Title: "I Want A Hole!"
tom's dick would say: seriously, dearest fans of tom, he is lying about all those one night stands he talks about. i never get anything. well, maybe Bill's ass -gets distracted- BILL'S ASS ! BILL'S ASS !! BILL'S ASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS! ahaahaha. i love this fic :) it's suppperrr funny
Date: 11/14/10 10:38 am Title: "I Want A Hole!"
Oh my... Why do you write these things...? I don't even know what to say and unfortunately i dont have a penis that can say something for me... This was just creepily hilarious! XD Now if Tom's dick could really talk, I'm sure it'll tell us that all the talk of Tom being such a ladies' man is all false... XD
Author's Response: Ill take speechlessness as a good thing! And yes, I agree, Tom's little buddy would most certainly tell us the truth. :)
Date: 11/14/10 08:26 am Title: "I Want A Hole!"
omg.. LOL I love this!!!! -glomps you- oh oh!! I know what his dick would say..
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Author's Response: THANK YOU!! if it said Bill that often, it would have to fuck him more often, wouldn't you say?
Date: 11/14/10 02:07 am Title: "I Want A Hole!"
*falls to floor clutching sides, laughing so hard*... OH MY GAWD!!!! *cant breath, laughing too hard* you have just made my night XD
Author's Response: Thank you!!! The point of it was to make you laugh, so mission complete ;) thanks again!
Date: 11/14/10 02:02 am Title: "I Want A Hole!"
OH MY GOD THEA! I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS. IT'S SO AMAZING OMG.
BRBDEAD.
IIIII LOVEEEEEEEEEEEEEE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU ♥♥♥♥♥♥
Author's Response: YAYYY! MEIN AMMYY READED MY STOREH. :) I LOOVE YHHOUUU.
Date: 11/13/10 11:29 pm Title: "I Want A Hole!"
HAHAHAHAAHHAHAAHAHAH. ahhhh!!!! that absolutley made my night.
it would say something to the extent of : Lay off the fucking, please? I can only handle so much! XD hahahahah
Author's Response: I agree that Tom's dick would get tired after all Tom puts it through! I'm glad you liked it, thanks!
Date: 11/13/10 07:03 pm Title: "I Want A Hole!"
Haha if it could talk I'd wanna talk to it ! xD
Author's Response: Mee too!!! Thanks!
Date: 11/13/10 06:36 pm Title: "I Want A Hole!"
.....that was so f**ked up!! XD but I loved it!......hmmm if Tom's dick could talk I think it would say something along the lines of 'DUDE! lay off the fucking for a little bit okay!?....seriously I can only take so much!'
Author's Response: Yes, mission complete! The point of it was supposed to make you go, "WHAT? that's fucked up!!" lol, thankyou! Hehehe, Tom's penis is bussyyyy......
Date: 11/13/10 06:32 pm Title: "I Want A Hole!"
It would probably say, "I don't get as much as he says I do. And that makes me sad. It's not my fault he says dumb things and Bill refuses to put out!"
Date: 11/13/10 05:19 pm Title: "I Want A Hole!"
lol is funny. I like it for that very reason.
Date: 11/13/10 04:09 pm Title: "I Want A Hole!"
HAHAHAHAHAHA! Oh my god, that totally made my night.
Answer: gimme some rest once in a while. xD
Date: 11/13/10 03:47 pm Title: "I Want A Hole!"
This was a very... unique story. I like it's unconvential plot :D
If Tom's penis could talk, it would blabber on and on about how Bill's ass is the only thing it wants (except for on occasion when it actually wants Bill's mouth... Bill's hand is sometimes also acceptable).
You should write a story about Bill's talking prostate. XD
Date: 11/13/10 03:23 pm Title: "I Want A Hole!"
xD that was hilarious!!!! xD just imagine how freaked out our little Tom would be x)
haha
Date: 11/13/10 03:17 pm Title: "I Want A Hole!"
"i fell so dirty"
Date: 11/13/10 03:01 pm Title: "I Want A Hole!"
Hahahahahahahhahahahahahah.
This seriously made my night, the ending cracked me up so bad! No joke XD
I'm not feeling dirty enough to suggest a phrase Tom's d!ck would say, but on another note; Maybe it wouldn't say something "dirty" anyway.
Haha, anyhow, loved the "idea" behind it and it was a pleasure reading it!
XOXO//NikkiDiary