Date: 03/14/11 02:32 am Title: Dear Tom : October 31st, 2010
Will they ever meet? I hope so XD
Date: 03/14/11 02:02 am Title: Dear Bill: October 16th 2010
Lol. Tom is hilarious.
Date: 03/14/11 01:45 am Title: Dear Tom: October 9th, 2010
Good start. This sounds like it's going to be an interesting story! I'm definitely going to keep reading it :)
Date: 03/13/11 10:53 pm Title: Dear Bill March 4-12th 2011
amazing :) though i was hoping for a little more insight on bill and his writing to tom o: but as usual it was amazing :3 cant wait for the next chappie!
Date: 03/13/11 03:43 pm Title: Dear Bill: November 8th 2010
i actually camt remember if iv ever asked an author to write more let alone you guys... sorry if i have *quilty face*
"HE WILL RESPOND TO YOUR REVIEWS if you ask him a question." Im quessing that doesnt apply to me since a iask a ton of questions each chapter not to mention im 20 chapters beghind so tellnig me things might ruin the story lol
comment 3:i cant believe toms going to be a daddy...wow.
comment4: how do they do a test b4 the babys born? dont they need to compare it to the babys blood?
comment5: yeah theyre gona have a fun time explaining safe sex if the kid ever finds out they had a seven nights stand (cant really say one night sdtand if it was 7)
comment6:"You make me laugh, not just in a ‘you-are-such-a-dweeb’ way, but in a ‘gosh-this-kid’s-adorable’ way as well" awww =)
comment7:if I took that the way I want to, it sure makes it sound like I’d be fun in bed now doesn’t it" oh i think ppl would think that either way. wink wink
comment58: if it wasnt for grass and sex tom would go barefoot... i think that makes him kinda cool bt im not sure.
comment???: is this really comment 59 or did i just have a typo?
comment9: it was a typo lol
comment 10: doesnt he know he only need to dye his roots and not his whole head? his hairs gonna fall out. and blonde hair is kinda 'wigger' ./.. whatever that means.
comment11:"I should look into getting my entire room mirrored...that might be a little dizzying though…" that wuold be great when your with someone and annoying evrey other time
comment12: hahahahaha justin beiber comes in handy huh?
comment13:didi he just admit that almost every morning after he strips and b4 he showers-...nvm -shakes head-
comment14:i never thought of it but i guess milk does taste 'dusty' lmao
ill finnish reading the rest later cause i gott a baby sit but just know that its amazing so far =)
Author's Response:
as to comment 4L tesint for paterinty before birth. it's a complicated procedure, but it is possible, basically the dr. insters a very long needle and and a camera....scope thigny i forget the name, anyway with the aid of the camera, the dr extracts a very small sample of tissue, skin/hair/blood anything will do, and they then test that.
rnja he knows just do dye his roots, and wigger means white n-word or n-word wanna be, its for white people who dress and act liek they are african american.
rnoh! and by dusty milk, he meant plain almosd milk tastes dusty, it does very dusty, but the chocolate almond milk has enough other things in it to make it smooth.
rnLove replying to your comments :D I (Billa_Loves_Skittles can only reply to the chapters i wrote, and meg only replies to the chapters she wrote, thf won't let us reply to eachother's chapter :D)
rnrn
Date: 03/13/11 02:37 pm Title: Dear Tom : October 31st, 2010
everytime i get half way through a chapter somethnig weird happens and all my comments erase forceing me to stasrt over -_-
comment2: 1 paragraph in and bills lready ranting... nice. (and no im not being sarcadtic i actually think reading rants os kinda fun. Maybe its cause i tend to go in them and hope others fell the sae. Hmm...see?)
comment3: bill sounds really professinal in his advise
comment4: its ok bill i lose my train of thought all the time..cant say iv ever done it in writing but hey =p
comment5: I started to laugh at bill asking for show advise, stopped and started laughing at someopne trying to give it to him (no pun intended), then reaqlized tom giving bill show advise was funnier. Almost as funny as bill giving tom hat help.
comment6:" I think I just fell in love." HA! CALLED IT!
comment7:The androgyny, the cross dressing and now the more than one language bit? Damn I’m good!" i dont actuall have a comment for this one i just wanted to quote it.
comment8: im with bill. toned= yum heavily muscled= yuk!
comment9: Thats what i said! i used to get my hair braided all the time for noty much at all,sometimes for free.
comment10: sorry the last 3 comments are so oddly out of order with the story
comment11: "I go stir crazy without the noise filling my head." This is very ironic if you think about. Or maybe im just a smart ass along with having a twisted humor
comment12: "Dude you seriously just stole the title of my favourite cross dressing gender bender." If im smiling at this i know bill is =0
comment13: I JUST realized who magnificent is. All this time i thought he was talking about the prince and couldnt figure out what he was so damn embarresed about. Makes more since now.
comment14: BILLS TO SKINNT TO BE FAT AS URSLA!.. and how in the hell did he manage to make that chick 'sexy'?
comment15: i think i just rememberd when she becae human/pretty... never mind to the tail bit of the last comment.
comment16: its funny, the whole time tom was talking about his wall mirror i was wondering why it wasnt on his ceiling instead... maybe i have a dirty mind as well as twisted humor?
comment17: hahahaha poor guy must have went home crying after that one.
comment18: "do my best to actually not moan out my own name" once again no comment just wanted to quote it
comment19:"I wonder if it’s kind of sad that for my Halloween night I spent it watching horror movies in the dark with a big ass bowl of popcorn alone in my appartement and answering your letter." Movies,(writing to) a hot guy, food- sounds like a pretty good night to me.
comment20: Its better to like your name than to hate it... but your a bit much bill (ina good way)
comment21; i just had some chocolate cake. Good thing too or else that little closeing remark would have made me hungrey
comment22: once again supper sorry its so long. iv been off the site so long iv lost the ability to shorten my comments. Blame it on college work/prep- stupid college prep!
Date: 03/13/11 01:23 pm Title: Dear Bill: October 23rd 2010
you enjoy my comments? yay that makes them more fun to write =)
comment2: pretty sure thats NOWHERE close to how you say hi in japenese (cant think of what it is right now)
comment3: "As to being flabbergasted, I think I now prefer the word gobsmacked" sounds like me and my friends with the words '[ersnickity" and "shnitzel"
comment4:aww bill likes letters now thanks to bill. I think he (secretly) loves bill already
comment5: i would laught at him watching his fish for talking but iv been watching my frogs for the same(latly theyve been jumping at the same time alot and i think its casuse they say '1 2 3 go!')
comment6: sounds like tom plays the hot lava game- you know, when you pretend the floor is made of hot lava so you jump on things as not to get burned?
comment8: i was wondering when some tom-dirty mind jokes were gonna show up and Bam there they are
comment9: *chokes* TOM CROSS DRESSES?
comment10: cornrows are expensive? i used to always have my hair donr in fancy designs when i was little and it was really cheap.. must be a lack of hair braiders in germany
comment11: mulitlanguage folks are hot- take it from someone whos trying to learn multilanguages and is in a class full of um
comment12:"maybe if you ask nice, and are prepared to hear things that would make a virgin’s ears bleed." ...*covers ears*
comment13:" pootcallatastic" ... kinda sounds like some kinda sexual fetish..?
comment14:"Shopping, is the spawn of Satan;" thats one sick nasty way ofputting it
comment15:" I sat in my room that whole Halloween, staring at my lovely reflection in the mirror and repeating lines from the movie. : i dont know weather this is sad or funny
comment16:skinny dipping, bar danceing, bar STRIPPING? Tom kinda sounds like a college girl blonde
comment17:" I sat in my room that whole Halloween, staring at my lovely reflection in the mirror and repeating lines from the movie. " =Tom just got a bit hotter
comment18:"Then I’d have to pick getting fucked in front of my mirror and completely forgetting who my partner is because watching myself turns me on so much more." Annnd he gets even hotter still
comment19:How do you do that? I’ve told you more about myself than I’ve ever told anyone else. The feeling is scary somehow." I was just writing a letter and felt the same way 0_o
comment20:"please don’t be weirded out, but his name is Bill, and I just felt kind of weird telling you that.: this made me laugh. I think i have a twisted humor.
comment21: oh god what is he secretly is his brother and they dont know it?!
comment22: Woah 0_o...
comment23: I think a pregnate would be kinda funny. i wonder if hed turn all whiny like bill... once again i have a twisted humor.
comment24: im SUPER SORRY for straining your eyes with this crazy long amount of comments. My last round (of comments) didnt post 4 what ever and there was 12 of those. Theres 12 here and its counting for two so thats abuot right, right?
Author's Response:
yes i do love seeing your comments!
rnand ohayio (おはよう)
rnis good morning, type it into google translate, konichiwa (こんにちは)
rnis hello. :D
rnrn
Thats funny about your frogs! ahh!
rnAnd yes, for him, wherever tom lives, as we've not specified where, lol, getting your hair cornrowwed is expensive, 90 dallrs a pop, which is what it is where i live, so i just went with what i knew -shrugs-
rnas to the malificant costume sitting in his room and repeating lines to himself... i'd say it was sad, if he wasn't so socially adept, lol but no really i think its sad :D
rnTwisted humor is the best :D
rnand no they are not brothers, they're just strangle similar :D
rnoh pregnant tom would be hilarious, i wrote a story about that, but it was with my tom charachter form A few fries Short Of A Happy Meal, if you love redicilous humor, i must suggest it :D it's under Billa_Loves_Skittles stories. the m-preg one is called "small fry". i'm a pimp.
rnJa it's fine we love th elong comments :D
Date: 03/13/11 07:24 am Title: Dear Bill March 4-12th 2011
hehe, tom is so cute xD
Date: 03/13/11 04:49 am Title: Dear Bill March 4-12th 2011
I really love this.
Author's Response:
Thank you :DD
Date: 02/28/11 08:56 pm Title: Dear Tom : February 21st, 2011
*sputter* Lettersex? Nguh.
Oh goodness, a name change? I'm rather partial to Jaden and Justice - but Dakota's a fun one too. hee.
I very much enjoy this series and look forward to more whenever that may be. Thank y'all for writing such an enjoyable tale!
Date: 02/28/11 08:51 pm Title: Dear Bill: February 2nd 2011
*gigglefit* Sleepover. I really am having trouble getting past that, because I'm picturing the amazincness and amusingness of it all. So much.
Date: 02/28/11 08:44 pm Title: Dear Tom : January 30th, 2011
I'm smiling now. Bless his little heart :)
Date: 02/28/11 04:13 pm Title: Dear Bill : January 7th, 2011
Awww! Those poor dear boys. *giggles about the puppy and word vomit*
Date: 02/28/11 04:07 pm Title: Dear Tom : December 21st, 2010
Awww *sniffle* poor poor things. Smart sensible, but still. *wibble*
Date: 02/28/11 04:04 pm Title: Dear Bill: December 10, 2010
*squeals* aww!
Date: 02/28/11 04:01 pm Title: Dear Bill: December 10, 2010
Awwww!!!!! *wibble*
Date: 02/28/11 03:53 pm Title: Dear Tom : November 28th, 2010
*crying* Oh poor poor Bill. That's beyond awful *cries*
Date: 02/28/11 03:47 pm Title: Dear Bill: November 8th 2010
Aw, poor dear Tom *pets him* I kinda want to sit him down and feed him something yummy before tucking him in to bed. Shutup, I'm a mom, it's what we do. :)
Date: 02/28/11 03:37 pm Title: Dear Tom : October 31st, 2010
tootle. pip. LOL
oh my, the mirror thing! hahaa oh dear.
Date: 02/28/11 03:23 pm Title: Dear Bill: October 23rd 2010
Oh dear dear Tom *pat pat* you are such an interesting Character.