Date: 07/18/10 01:57 pm Title: "Welcome to the resistance,"
im interested in a playlist!
Date: 07/18/10 01:48 pm Title: "Welcome to the resistance,"
HO SHIZZ BUCKET O' JIZZ!
*Ahem*
I want twin sex :( AND I WANT IT NOW!! -throws bricks-
Natalie was on the phone to my dad, who has Bill in his basement FYI. He's my very own sex toy. And so she was just checking that Bill hadn't escaped and had been let out for his twice-daily toilet break. Tom's afraid of my Dad. he doesn't want to go into the basement with Bill because Bill is smelly, and he's worried that he'll make a fool of himself from premature ejaculation when I lets my bff use him as her ickle sex toy :D He didn't mind jizzing in front of Natalie because she's really just a hologram and if you throw bricks at her head she turns into a teddy bear with no eyes.
This only leaves one question unanswered - What's happened to Tom? I guess you mean in the past? WELL! That's a funny story! We got him to my basement for ONE WHOLE HOUR. In that hour, he jizzed 2495293502 times in his pants, became really embarassed so his head turned into a tomato and then he at a chip and the rest of his body turned into a fish. He managed to escape and sort himself out back into awesome human Tom, and doesn't want to be brought back to the 'Shmexxay basement of fun' ever again.
:D In all honesty, if you deny that my answers are not correct, I have absolutetely NO CLUE! However, I know one thing: if you don't reply to this OR i see you in the box HELLA SOON, mah bucket of jizz will be tipped on your head. And it's not even nice jizz, it's -struggles to think- IT'S SPIDER JIZZ! (sorry, that's the best I could come up with. Gah! My brain is melting!)
ILY RLY! :D Update soon, I loved the chapter, and I'm completely hooked ^_^ Keep up the amazingness :D xx
Date: 07/18/10 01:20 pm Title: "Welcome to the resistance,"
I LOVE LOVE LOVE THIS!
your amazing and this story is brilliant! you have me totally hooked and always looking forward 2 more...
lol tom jizzed in his pants!
'I jizz right in my pants
Every time you're next to me
And when we're holdin hands
Its like havin sex with me
You say I'm premature
I just calla279; it ecstasy
I wear a rubber at all times
Its a necessity '
Date: 07/13/10 01:38 pm Title: "We have a winner,"
O_O
I want moarrrrrrr
hihi
Date: 07/09/10 02:11 pm Title: "We have a winner,"
I love this!!! I can't wait for more :D
xx Chi ^^
Date: 07/08/10 06:21 pm Title: "Take a fucking shower,"
"giggles" that was funny
Date: 07/08/10 05:30 pm Title: "We have a winner,"
ooh man, this is so hot. O_O
Date: 07/08/10 12:30 pm Title: "We have a winner,"
"roaming dick issues" - his dick could roam into me any day ;)
"he was going to either come or die of a heart attack" - I dunno why, but this line is epic. I love it :D
"BAM you were on Jeremy Kyle with obesity problems" - This had me laugh-crying for MINUTES before I could read on I just. God! I love it xD
"like fertilizer on a field. I’m not a fucking cactus" - LOVE IT :D
Where do you get lines like these?! They're epic! I want yo brainssss! -turns into evil brain eating zombie- ahem. Excuse me -turns back-
Gah, I love it! I am 100% hooked :D You iz inspiring womann! I'm gonna marry you :D
HO SHIZZ. EXPECTIN THAT?
And I is gonna end on that quote right there. Gimme more loves ladeeh! :D xx
Author's Response: -rolls around- EPIC REVIEW. HOO SHIZZ. I WASN'T EXPECTIN THAT. XDDD <3 The lines come from my squiddly lil ole' brain, which is working well today. -pets- I CANT BELIEVE YOU READ ALL MY LINES XDD <3rn
Date: 07/08/10 11:47 am Title: "We have a winner,"
I've just discovered this lovely little story and I must say I'm impressed. This is shaping up to be one hell of a ride. Keep going! :)
Date: 07/08/10 08:04 am Title: "We have a winner,"
i love this!!! okay, i have absolutely no problem with you updating this like, 10 times a day, just don't end this for awhile..... i crave this story more than amp, even though i didn't know that was possible. i love you, sugar! xoxoxoxo
Date: 07/08/10 07:17 am Title: "We have a winner,"
O:
WELL I'M STILL NOT HAPPY, YOU PROMISED ME 3000 WORDS, DAMN YOU. DDDD:
XD
N'aw, I'm kidding, but Yay Tom!
You're the winnerrrrrrrr~
Unless that's bad! D':
XDD
LOVE YOUUUU~!
Date: 07/08/10 06:32 am Title: "We have a winner,"
Interesting chapter. keep up the good work, thanks for the speedy update.
Date: 07/08/10 04:33 am Title: "We have a winner,"
Great chapter! Can't wait for the games to begin! :D
Date: 07/08/10 02:12 am Title: "We have a winner,"
WELL, WHAT WAS THAT? I MEAN DID TOM JUST HAVE A VISION OF BILL'S PAST OR SOMETHING?
WELL I CAN'T WAIT TO READ THE NEXT CHAPTER UPDATE, IS REALLY GOOD!!!
BUT WHY WAS TOM WITH ANDREAS? I DIDN'T REALLY GET THAT PART.
:)
Date: 07/07/10 11:19 pm Title: "We have a winner,"
woooooo who im so fugging loving this story its so yummy!! lol cant wait for more!!!
Date: 07/07/10 11:11 pm Title: "Take a fucking shower,"
wait wat are pheromones? u metion it a lot
beside that...AWSUM!! lol
Author's Response: Pheromones are... like this chemical that the body produces that is supposed to attract people to each other- except Bill's pheromones are a little craaazy xD
Date: 07/07/10 10:51 pm Title: Prologue.
AHHH!!! omg THAT WAS THE GREATEST THING I'VE EVER READ!! AND ITS ONLY THE BEGINNING!!!!
U GOT ME HOOKED ON THIS STORY I CAN ALREADY TELL ITS GANNA BE GREAT!!
cant wait 2 read more!
Date: 07/07/10 10:43 pm Title: "We have a winner,"
0_0 oh my goodness, so hot!
Tom is hard to get...wonder how far Bill will go to get him.
Date: 07/07/10 10:34 pm Title: "We have a winner,"
duuuuuuuuuuuude! you're awesome for updating AGAIN! *high five* . . . .*picks up knocked over laptop* :D oops
Date: 07/07/10 09:21 pm Title: "We have a winner,"
omg lauri! I CANT BELIEVE YOU UPDATED TWICE IN ONE DAY! ITS A MIRACLE! lol this chapter definately makes up for the short chapter :P LOVE YOU!
Love,
Ash
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