Date: 06/22/10 01:39 pm Title: 151-200
ROFL
*wipes tears of laughter from eyes*
I LOVE YOU for writing this.. epic WIN!
looking forward 2 more X
Author's Response: Thank you for your review.
Date: 06/22/10 05:52 am Title: 151-200
Brilliant! Maybe have something about the Hotel rooms- rules about disredgarding the twins sleep in the same room and such.
My fav:
196. Furthermore, while Bill might weigh 114 pounds sober, when drunk it’s like trying to carry a 300 pound octopus on Viagra.
Author's Response: Thank you for your review. That one came from personal experience. I have never been able to understand how some one that tiny can be that hard to get home when drunk.
Date: 06/22/10 12:48 am Title: 151-200
read this in about 5 minutes and giggled my whole way thru it. fantastic!
Date: 06/22/10 12:37 am Title: 151-200
Oh, my. You have GOT to write more of this! I almost hurt myself to keep from laughing because I'm reading this while my husband sleeps next to me. More, please, please, please, bitte, bitte, bitte!
Date: 06/22/10 12:36 am Title: 151-200
Wow. This is a work of pure brilliance^^
I have laughed my ass off, lets see, 200 hundred times + in this^^
and i am so uploading this link on facebook^_^
Date: 06/21/10 10:45 pm Title: 151-200
This is quite possibly one of the most amusing things I’ve ever read. And the sad thing is that I can totally imagine most, if not all, of these rules to be true. And for bodyguards to get some sort of handbook. I particularly enjoyed the last insult…. I said the last part to my idiot of a friend earlier today actually, so reading it here nearly sent me into hysterics :) He deserved it as much as Tom did. Thank you for sharing this for with us, it made my day. And stopped me from studying for an exam, but hey, it was worth it!
Apsenniel
Also, you should definitely add more to this.
Date: 06/17/10 06:36 pm Title: 101-150
This was brilliant! I giggled the whole way through...I want more now!
My favourites were these:
125. Bill loves the dogs and Tom. He tolerates the rest of you.
and
131. The more expensive Tom’s new toy is; the easier Bill will be able to break it.
You should mention something about travelling- like should food run out emergency stops and such...plane journey's...what happens if the bus breaks down...being woken up at 3 in the morning for things etc...
Date: 06/17/10 06:28 pm Title: 51-100
These are fantastic!
Date: 06/17/10 06:20 pm Title: 1-50
LOL! Brilliant- fav rules were:
26. David may sign your check but his balls belong to Bill, and by proxy, so do yours.
and
25. If it sparkles run in the opposite direction as fast as you can.
Author's Response: Thank you. 25 makes me think of Bill reading twilight and deciding to share the pain of it.
Date: 06/15/10 12:17 pm Title: 101-150
LMFAO!!! =D
*rolls on floor *
the squirrrel thing LOL
i loved that one!!
Date: 06/15/10 09:40 am Title: 101-150
i've got tears streaming down my face and i'm struggling not LOL since i'm at the office. You made my day. I sooooooooo wish the Kaulitz Boys could see this. Or even just the G's.
Date: 05/29/10 02:09 pm Title: 51-100
*jumps up and down and applauds*
LMFAO i love it!
*gives you cookies*
please write more
Author's Response: Thank you. I am trying to update this every Monday, real life and inspiration willing.
Date: 05/13/10 08:47 pm Title: 1-50
Oh my god this is a great story. I love it. Please update. I want more. I love this and it's funny as hell. I love your fic.
Author's Response: Thank you. I am trying to update this one every Monday.
Date: 05/13/10 07:46 pm Title: 1-50
ROTFLMAO
OMG that this is hilarious
Author's Response: Thank you.
Date: 05/13/10 02:05 pm Title: 1-50
i can't stop laughing. Question: I've read in a couple different stories on here about TK being a germaphobe but i've never seen that on the net or in an interview. Is he really a germaphobe or is that just made up for the fics? And yes i do feel kinda stupid asking that so don't laugh.
Author's Response: I honestly don't know. He just seems like the kind of guy that needs to have everything in perfect order. I think that it is fanon though.