Date: 07/26/10 11:19 am Title: 301-350
Lol, on #338 "higher" should be "hire".
I'm having fun reading this
Date: 07/26/10 10:59 am Title: 101-150
Haha, I knew a girl in 8th grade who wrote "Beware the squirrels" everywhere. Even in my yearbook.
And omg agree with those last two. That woman has a bunch of respect from me.
Date: 07/26/10 08:58 am Title: 351-400
LMAO !! LOVE IT! my fave by far are "354. When Bill is pissed off you should not squee and pet him.
355. Even if he is unbearably cute. "
Hope your feeling okay?
Author's Response: Every time I see him looking angry I kind of want to cuddle him... This may be why people are mauled by bears so often...rnrnJust life kicking me in the ass. It happens. Makes for great angst fic though.
Date: 07/23/10 06:26 pm Title: 301-350
(whistles to self, glances around the room) Hello? Is anybody there? I was just wondering when this absolutely wonderful story was going to be updated? Although I'm still gonna wait patiently until you do, I just thought I'd let you know that we're here, eager for mre! :-) I go back through and read these again, because they're frickin' hilarious! (And I do think Bill would make a "totally bitchin' drag queen" too!) And why can't there be a "Tom-sexual"? I'm sure that's the one our Bill would claim immediately to all and sundry! :-D Thanks for good laughs so far, looking forward to more!
Author's Response: I think Bill would be a marvelous drag queen. I would much rather see Tom dressed up like that though. Just so I can watch him try to pull off thug in a mini skirt.
Date: 07/10/10 10:45 pm Title: 301-350
I love this!!!!! I cannot stop laughing. Can't wait for more. (:
Date: 07/09/10 08:11 pm Title: 251-300
Lol! brilliant!
Date: 07/08/10 09:26 am Title: 1-50
oooh wow i love this! sooo funny well done
Date: 07/08/10 03:30 am Title: 301-350
You. are. a. genius.
Has anyone ever told you that? Because you are.
No, really. You are.
And while this review might look long, I'm just cheating by putting in unnecessary spaces.
I love this. So much. Too much.
And if I could be involved, in any way with "that book", I would be eternally grateful. And you would be my new god(dess). I totally and utterly mean it.
This is truly one of a kind and I utterly love it. Thank you for writing it.
It was worth the strange looks from my mother because I was laughing so hard. (That squirrel thing was just GENIUS) and yeah...
I love this and I can't wait for more!
Date: 07/08/10 12:33 am Title: 301-350
Ah, this really made me laugh! :D Just great!
Date: 07/08/10 12:15 am Title: 301-350
ROFLMAO
Great!
ok now bed time for me lol
Date: 07/05/10 04:37 pm Title: 251-300
Im willing to beta/ have ideas bounced off of!
Date: 06/29/10 07:28 pm Title: 201-250
I usually find these things lame but now I've laughed. A lot. XD
Date: 06/28/10 11:20 pm Title: 201-250
I really like #237. My husband is looking at me like I'm some sort of loon because I started laughing out loud at that. I wonder why? :-) Another great chapter, and looking forward to more updates! I'm really loving this whole thing!
Date: 06/28/10 03:40 pm Title: 201-250
Greatness! These make me smile so much- I have to stifle my giggles otherwise my family think im mad...well madder than usual...
My favs were:
242. Do not fuck with a man whose fan girls are capable of organizing and employing guerrilla warfare to get close to him.
and
220. If Tom get’s hurt, no matter what he was doing, if Bill finds out, it’s your fault.
221. Yes, that includes those times when Bill is the one hurting him.
Maybe think about something involving their dogs...like Bill calling them is children or something
Date: 06/28/10 02:34 pm Title: 201-250
ROFLMAO
OMG that was so funny
Author's Response: Thank you for your review.
Date: 06/28/10 12:43 pm Title: 201-250
Again, I'm having trouble to NOT laugh so hard that my co-workers think i'm nuts. I love this.
I picked up a few spelling errors, so i hope you don't mind me pointing them out.
227- shaking should be shacking
228/230- loosing should be losing
245-loom should be loon
I'm really looking forward to more of this. Anyone can write drama but it takes high intelligence to write comedy. You are funny ;)
Author's Response: Typos fixed, thank you for pointing them out, and thank you for your review.
Date: 06/28/10 11:58 am Title: 201-250
lmao ! epic win! I LOVE THIS!!!
Author's Response: Thank you for your review.
Date: 06/23/10 03:18 pm Title: 151-200
Brilliant I can image it being handed out to every new bodyguard as safety and guide to relative sanity instructions.