Date: 07/18/10 05:32 am Title: Dirty Martinis and Powdered Sugar Snow
ALANA IS A MEGA-LAZY-STUPID-WHORE-BITCH!
Thanks for the update! I love this story. Life with Drew doesn't seem so bad after THIS wow....or maybe not hmmm...
Well written as always! :3
Author's Response: Drew is an abusive asshole and Alana's an insensitive bitch. I'm sure they'll go well together x)
Date: 07/18/10 05:29 am Title: Dirty Martinis and Powdered Sugar Snow
please update quicker!
Author's Response: i'll really really try D:
Date: 07/18/10 05:24 am Title: Dirty Martinis and Powdered Sugar Snow
UPPDATE MORE!!
I love this fics. Alana is a bitch and must die! Hate her! :(
Feel soo sorry for Teddy
Author's Response: xD Most people want to put a stake through Alana, Mm, she'll get what she deserves later on.
Date: 07/18/10 04:21 am Title: Dirty Martinis and Powdered Sugar Snow
Oh em gee! seriously, no like, that chick would be dead on the living room floor before anyone batted an eyelash if that was me. Bill has the restraint of a saint.
What would i like to see? Alana fall off the balcony, when Tom pushed her, while Bill watched...0.o
Too much? fine! a little sexy time with Bill and Tom, AFTER Alana goes away to screw one of her boy toys. Oh! and more songs and hugs for Teddy :]
Did i really need to write all of that? Gosh, i guess so...
can you say i'mobsessedwiththisfic? i can! 0,0
Author's Response: Thanks so much, sweetie! Oh, I know. That girl's getting thrown off the nearest tall building structure if she said that crap to me. Definite sexy time is in the future. Hopefully x) If i can get sexytime writing down, haha.
Date: 07/18/10 03:45 am Title: Dirty Martinis and Powdered Sugar Snow
I'll always wait for you my dear ;D I want to see Alana miserable as shit and Teddy, Billa, and Tom as one big happy family. As for Drew, He'll get what's coming to him.... Hopefully?
Author's Response: Alana will always be happy with Tom's millions and a little Billa maid following her around. Hopefully I'll add Drew to the next chappie x) I keep FORGETTING to, arghh D:
Date: 07/18/10 03:18 am Title: Dirty Martinis and Powdered Sugar Snow
finally! bill got his -miniscule- revenge
what do I want to see happening in this fic?
umm..alana's violent death maybe? just kidding.. (not really XD )
but public humiliation would be nice, it has to be of epic proportions. I'm talking live on international television, most viewed on youtube, even perez hilton is disgusted by her, bigger than the scandals of chris brown, tiger woods and kanye west put together.
hahaha, I love your story :) teddy is so adorable!
Author's Response: That would be FABULOUS. So amazing :D
Date: 07/18/10 03:03 am Title: Of Coffee Cakes and Midnight Snacks
I shall look forward to that. :]
Date: 07/18/10 03:00 am Title: Of Coffee Cakes and Midnight Snacks
Im kinda in the middle on that so both combined would make for some extremely epic fic.
Author's Response: I shall try that sometime x) You know, when I finish up my MILLIONS of unfinished fics.
Date: 07/18/10 02:53 am Title: Of Coffee Cakes and Midnight Snacks
Yea and I am sure he knows it too. thats why he does what he does. Gore makes some of the best fics. how could people like fluff more?
Author's Response: I guess they like sugar sweet to...murder and psycho sex? o.o I prefer the second, but whatever. I can bend to whatever my mood is, and it's been pretty good so far :)
Date: 07/18/10 02:33 am Title: Dirty Martinis and Powdered Sugar Snow
yes true he is. and the to note the septum piercing doesn't look half bad on him. He is so freaking tall its not funny though I know he cant be as tall as muh dad and uncle.
Yay gore is awesome in great amounts of pig blood and the fake blood. hehehe
Author's Response: x) He's 6'2 without the high hair or boots, so he has to be like 6'5. Woo~ I think any sort of piercing looks good on Bill. I mean, seriously. he's gorgeous. :D I just heart gore. But my latest oneshot wasnt really as popular as the others. There were more favs than reviews. I guess the new generation of readers like fluff more D:
Date: 07/18/10 02:21 am Title: Dirty Martinis and Powdered Sugar Snow
Oh boy I shits going down. I can see it.
Questions Answer: Bill throwing Alana off the blacony but she lives and has lost her legs and arms and has to be fed through a tube. >D nvm that Well Bill and Tom Run off with Teddy and change their names to hide from Alana.
I think Bill wants to be an AMAZON WOMAN with the piercings and the shoes that make him 7 more inches taller than Tom.
Author's Response: His hair makes him a billion feet tall. Plus he's so skinny, and his legs are so long :D What a gorgeous boy, no matter what. Ahh, nice, gory little ending right there :D I like.
Date: 07/18/10 01:53 am Title: Dirty Martinis and Powdered Sugar Snow
They need to just kiss and live happily ever after! (They should both hold hands while dancing on Alana's grave)
Author's Response: That would be such a lovely sight x) Perhaps, maybe. :D
Date: 07/18/10 01:33 am Title: Dirty Martinis and Powdered Sugar Snow
I HAVE A FEW THINGS TO SAY!!!
1: Tom. Get some balls and divorce that bitch.
2: Dear lord...Alana surely has her panties up her crotch. She's one mega ultra bitch.
3: ....Did she really try to seduce Bill? That conniving little whore...
4:HAHAHA! KUDOS TO LITTLE TEDDY! oh god that was hysterical xD XD
5: HAHAHA! I loved Bill's smart aleck responses to all her bitching. Dear God, how funny. xD
6: OH MY GOD YOURE FINALLY BACK! DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG IVE WAITED FOR THIS DAMN CHAPTER!? PRETTY FUCKING LONG IF YOU ASK ME!! But i'm glad you updated :) And i agree with you about the whole Septum piercings, he's not ours so we shouldnt nag and bitch about the stuff he does with his body. I think it's ridiculous how some people are starting to call him Bill "Cowlitz". It's like...really? Can you get anymore immature? They're just big ol fuckin jerks, and if they can't handle their new style, THEN GET THE FUCK OFF A TOKIO HOTEL WEBSITE!
anywayyy...that was my rant of the day :)
Hmm...now about your Question, i think what would make it tons more interesting if Alana tries like..raping Bill or something and then he slaps her and storms off. And then Tom finds out and he slaps Alana, takes Teddy and leaves the hotel. Three days later, they're in the process of getting divorced, Bill is finally released from Drew's horrible grasp, AND THEN ALL THREE OF THEM LIVE HAPPILY BY CHRISTMAS TIME WITH TRIMONTHLY VISITS FROM ANDI AND JIRO.
The End. :)
Author's Response: Aww, super happy lovey ending written by Blackout :D That actually sounds really cute :3 It might be possible~ COWLITZ?! Imma go kick some ass up on the internet for that comment. Seriously. That's so fucking annoying >< And I'm the type of bitch that goes all batshit insane when people talk shit about Tokio Hotel. ARGH. it' not fair, poor boys have it so bad. I'm sorry it took me so long! T^T I'll try harder next time!
Date: 07/18/10 01:26 am Title: Dirty Martinis and Powdered Sugar Snow
Wow.. been a long time but i do like it :D
Author's Response: D: Sorry~
Date: 07/18/10 01:21 am Title: Dirty Martinis and Powdered Sugar Snow
I actually like the septum. I don't see why ppl care if he has a hole in his nose or anywhere else for that matter.
And I'd like to see Alana die... Would that be possible? Lol XD
Author's Response: I know. I think they're just nutjobs :D Alana's death? Mm, possible, but I don't think I'll make it that easy x)
Date: 07/18/10 01:14 am Title: Dirty Martinis and Powdered Sugar Snow
That was... interesting.
I loved the chapter, as always.
I just wish you would update more. XD
In this story, I'd love for Bill and Tom to get together, Alana to die, and Tom to get custody of Bill. XD YUP! ^_^
Author's Response: I know D: I'm sorry for such LOOOOOONG waits, but I'm so swamped with other junk. I'm glad you liked this, though!
Date: 07/18/10 12:20 am Title: Dirty Martinis and Powdered Sugar Snow
AMEN to what you said about the so called "fan's" bitching about the piercing--I feel exactly the same way-their music is what drawed me in-their passion is what keep's me a fan-the fact that they are gorgeous and sexy is a bonus-to all the one's bitching and badmouthing~
if you stop being a fan because one of the guy's changed something(which you should expect by now)-then you're really no fan at all-they belong o no one-we just get to enjoy their talent!
Sorry-I had to join you and get that out!
PLEASE tell me that Alana is going to dissapear somehow...PLEASE. She put's a whole new spin on the word "bitch"!!
Tom & Bill just have to get together!
Author's Response: Yay! HOLLA :D Alana's going to be doing a disappearing act later on, okay? But right now, let's let her do a little more stupid damage before Tomi totally freaks out and kicks her out or something. Idk, I haven't decided on how to bash her x)
Date: 07/18/10 12:15 am Title: Of Coffee Cakes and Midnight Snacks
Haha
I'm not either but like you said :) I'll
get used to it
Date: 07/18/10 12:11 am Title: Dirty Martinis and Powdered Sugar Snow
I loved the chapter
^^
And I agree with you in the chapter notes....
Even though I DIDN'T really like the piercing I don't find it that bad.....
Author's Response: Some people were majorly mean about it. They were like "EWWW! OH MY GOD, HE'S BUTT UGLY NOW!" Yeah. That ticked me off :D But I'm not a huge fan of Septums, I think I can get used to it if it's on Billa babee :)
Date: 07/18/10 12:06 am Title: Dirty Martinis and Powdered Sugar Snow
I love your story its so cute :D i like Bill's character in this, he's adorable. You did an amazing job with all of their personalities :)
Author's Response: Thank you so much sweetie :D I'm glad you enjoy it so much~