That's because the world revolves around Bill's imaginary butt. But hey, whatever.

That killed me. And it's so true.

I fought off the urge to sulk. And by sulk, I mean open the door and throw everyone out of the moving car just so I can bitch slap Bill into next week.

LMFAO...BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I would pay to see that.

Have you ever seen Bill try to touch his toes? He can't. The boy is about as flexible as a dead tree branch.

Hey now! It's hard when you're legs are longer than your arms, okay?! Don't be hating on tall people because our legs are long! M'kay? XD

Then I remembered the fact that Bill lied to me about seeing his pretty faced hoe-bag and those hopeful butterflies were eaten by mean angry pterodactyls with teeth like slivered glass.

O.O

"Isn’t that dog food?"

"Not the point!"

ROFLMFAO My eyes are watering...oh God

I hooked a finger through his suspenders and teasingly tugged at the elastic

My, how I love those suspenders...

Less talky, more drivey. Get us the hell out of here, Tobi. Now please!

I would've probably said that out loud...xD

I had a whole other aching need that most definitely needed to be sated. And I can feel Bill's aching need too.

-insert eyebrow wiggle here-

My black lacey push up bra working its little heart out as I fell back on the bed, drawing in my arms for support as Bill shrugged off his suspenders.

And there they go...

I was impressed; I'll admit it, considering the majority of his blood had rushed down south.

*giggles*

That was so totally aussome! I loved it and yeah I'm totally happy that they got over their sexual tension and finally admitted they've wanted to screw each other for the longest time. Like I said, AUSSOME!

Author's Response: So very happy you like. Hopefully you enjoy the next chappy just as much, love. Terribly sorry for the wait :[

awww a new chappy *.* but a little avatar is missing :D

charity event? I can't remember ally or bill ever mentioned it o.o


>Bill has been talking about this stupid thing for over a week and he's been calling me all day to make sure I haven't forgotten about it.<
-well I guess there was a big leap in time. no conversations about ending this faked relation ship? no screamings by ally how sick and tired she is all about? no taking bill to task?
and why she doesn't miss this charity event? I, however, wouldn't be ready for such a big step to hold back my feelings in such a situation.


>I'm only getting ready because after tonight, I'm telling Bill this is over. I'm sick of him using me for this stupid frickin' lie. He can get his precious Barbie girl to help him. I am through.<
-why not now? why she's doing this to herself?


>"Hi, Ally," Blair greeted all smiley, not so discreetly sliding off from Gustav's lap and settling into the empty seat beside him.

Jackie and Catrin each inserted with a chipper 'hey' and another 'hi' of their own while Tom waved lazily before carrying on with the incredibly interesting conversation he was apparently having with Hagen. Gee-Gee supplied me with a brief nod in acknowledgement of my presence. Bear-Bear muttered a hello and cuddled up to his girlfriend, whispering God knows what into her ear.

Gee, thanks guys. I totally feel the love.<
-huh, did tom-tom tell sth he shouldn't?


>"Hey, beautiful. Missed you," Bill practically purred into my ear, his mouth grazing my skin just slightly and yet it sent chills down my back.<
-THE FAKER! geez, he is still playing this shit. you know, I actually hate him right now o.ô and this never happened before.


>And I cursed my heart for slamming up against my chest as Bill leaned for a kiss. I quickly turned away, bringing his lips to connect with my cheek for just a second. I could hear Bill's eyebrows crash together as a sudden wave of puzzlement struck his features as he pulled away. <
-he deserved it!


>The nosey bitch of a tooth-less reporter immediately shoved the microphone into Tom's face. Tom expelled another laugh. There was a nervous sort of pitch in his voice as he stole a quick glance at me.

Just great.<
-he saw her changing expressions, apparently. in my opinion, sympathie is not a good thing at a red carpet. crap, how the media will react o.o


>Have you ever seen Bill try to touch his toes? He can't. The boy is about as flexible as a dead tree branch.<
-and seriously, I wonder if his back doesn't hurt. an acquaintance of mine wears a backrest.


>"Is this because of what happened the other day with the whole David thing?" he asked worriedly.<
-what? O.O what did happen? what did I missed?? what's about david?


>I'm pissed at the fact that you're using me as your little publicity stunt and not only kiss me behind closed doors but also lie straight to my face and screw pretty bitch Barbie slut doll-looking fans behind my back.<
-she should it imagine while bill's kissing her. I think that helpes a lot more to push him off.


>"So what's going on? And what is with the icy cold shoulder you were giving Bill on the drive over here? I think you gave the boy freezer burn."<
-alllleeeeyy hun, heer we have your super powers :]


>"That bitch!" Jacqueline exclaimed as I finished explaining everything. And I mean everything. <
-finally! xD now I love the girls again x]


-OH MY GOD! O.O first, there were eleven pages when I copied it to read it better, now there are 27! *faints*


>"But what about Barbie girl?"


"Forget her!" Jackie exclaimed.


"He LIED to me about seeing her!"<
-and it's not exactly like he would stop seeing her in a sudden. since barbie attracted to him, too.


> "Those skin tight jeans, though, are going to be a pain in the ass to remove."


"Jackie!"


"Oh hush, like you don’t want to just rip all his clothes to shreds," Catrin said knowingly.<
-like ally would be the one and only who thought about a naked bill *lmao* cat fight! :D


>"You aren't running away from this, Ally. Just talk to him, will you? I honestly think it'll do you both some good."<
-I have kinda a déjà-vu. didn't tom just tell this in the last chapter?


>His canines nipped at my sensitive skin.<
-vampire :D oh I love vampires


>"You have no idea how long I've been thinking about this,"<
-oh o.o suprise, suprise :D


>"Let's do it again."<
-jesus, sure she is satisfied to have him already naked, but give him a second to breathe :D





I guess I pointed all out what you listed, but I left the third point. well - reporter? o.o where? at the beginning were reporters! at the red carpet, for heaven's sake!
hope you're doing fine now and you've found sth :) and I think I faint now for the lengh of this chapter *bumps on ground*

Author's Response:
Hey sweetie! I'm so sorry its taken me this long to respond but I'm here now, responding...DONT KILL ME! I have good news! I'm finally posting a new chapter. And hun, if you thought the last one was long...this ones gonna be a doozy. A happy doozy though ^_^' Yay?

I love how you brought up the media because we'll be getting to Tom's reaction on the red carpet soon. And knowing those nosey bastards, they will definately have something to say about that. I wont say much of anything else on that subject though. So's I donts gives it aways xDD

Much love,

Me

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OH.MY.GOD.!
I LVE IT!

1. dfshlgyrihlrg OGH GOTT. SO HOT! (it rhymes XD)
2. the girls are the best. i love them :D
3. I LOVE TOM! :DDDDD XDDD

hahaha
I'm crazy..I know.. XD HAHA

Author's Response: LMAOO. I'm so glad you love, chica. And no worries, we all get a little crazy sometimes ;D It makes everything so much funner xDD

kkkkk i haven't even read the new chapter yet BUT! iloveyouiloveyouiloveyouiloveyou!!! thank you sososososososo much for updating, this is liek one of my all time fav stories!!!!

Author's Response: I love youuuu, missy! xDD

1:HOTT! i envy her so much lol
2:hmm i sorta figured theyd do something like that and im glad they did.

Author's Response: I know, I envy her too! Lol that probably isnt a good thing x]

Finally!!
Geez, they definitely had that coming. XD

I'm usually a slashy reader, but I love how you did this. :]
It was... hot and in a way sweet too. :]
I'm really nervous about the next chapter though. D:
What's gonna happen when they finally talk.

Ha! Those jerks. XD Of course they knew!
I'm glad they helped and I loved what Jackie said: "Seriously, I have blue balls from just watching you two." XDDDDD Poor Bill. XD

....Ugh! See now it's stuff like that that makes me think either Bill is hiding stuff or Tom was trying to make sure Ally didn't get hurt.... meaning Bill is probably hiding stuff. -___-
I'm just gonna hope it was nothing and Tom was being annoying.... hopefully.

Update soon!! I really want to see what Bill has to say about the whole Barbie thing.
And thanks for the extra long chapter! I love those! :D

Author's Response: We'll just have to wait and see ;] I'm so very glad you love, darling xDD

LOVE LOVE LOVE THIS!
1) SUPAH Sexxay! Amazing, I just loved the KA-BOOM from all that tension.
2) Haha, even I was suprised they knew!
3) Mhm
4) Just that I loved this, and I want you to Update supah soon. I really loved the length of the chapter. Keep it Up. I was a bit confused as to why she didn't confront the whole adalyn thing :(

Author's Response:

Yay! I'm so happy you love, chica.

On top of being crazy, sarcastic and somewhat bitter, Ally is also a big pushover when it comes to Bill and that‘s only going to add to her problems. Sure, she’s always going off on all this big tough talk but that’s all it is. Talk. It's just the way she is. Although, Ally isn’t going to be able to put off the whole Adalyn thing forever...

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:OOOO

*SQUIRMING AND DYING*

I DONT EVEN HAVE THE WORDS, GIRL. GOOD FUCKING GOD. HOT. HOT. FINALLY, JESUS! GO ALLY, GO ALLY, WOOOO! I was literally bouncing about like a wild animal while reading this. My brother was just staring at me lol then I read him some parts and he was bouncing about too xD

"Bill," I half laughed. "Come lay down before you hurt yourself."

Author's Response: Yay! GO ALLY! xD I'm sooo glad you like it. I was kinda nervous about all the steamyness of it all or if I got a little carried away because Billyboy is just so UGHH and my imagination was all over the place hehe

Yayyyyyyyy! Very exciting haha

Author's Response: xD

Hahah ok then. Jeeez i cant wait for the next Chapter xD

Author's Response: Next chappy has already been posted. I'm just waiting for the site to validate it :DD