Date: 08/11/09 04:09 pm Title: Epilogue
"So...I'm glad that this had a happy ending for you," Andreas said to me one day at the park. – um nothing has a perfect ending.
I curiously stood up and followed him out of the park and into the video game arcade. He led me over to DDR (Dance Dance Revolution for you uncool people) and guess who I see? - lol
"Well...I don't know. I mean, how can a book really make someone popular? Everyone in school hates me and Gustav," Georg admitted. - *eye roll*
"Well...Tom and I were at the mall and we found a book called HOW TO BE A FAMOUS ROCK STAR! I think it's by the same author. We decided to try it out together." – lol ok that’s kind of funny
"Ok, now open the book...I want to be famous, baby!" - *sigh*
Date: 08/11/09 04:06 pm Title: Lesson 7
"Tom!" I yelled, banging on his bedroom door. – look who’s begging now?!
"What? Every since you got that freaking book you've changed so much!" – too quickly to be plausible! Arg it’s been driving me fucking nuts!
"What? Why? When I looked and acted the way I used to before, you treated me like a freak! It wasn't until after I changed and became popular that you finally started to treat me like a normal human being!"
He was silent. I love it when I'm right... - lol
"I know. You may be apologizing, but all you still really care about is how many people love you and how amazing you look. If you really didn't care about being popular anymore, then you would go back to the way you used to be." – how do you want him to change?
Of course, I had to get out of that house. I grabbed my backpack and left. I walked to a park a few blocks from my house. There I sat down on a swing and swung slowly, crying. – what a girl! OMG!
All I ever wanted was to be loved by everyone. I wanted to feel special. What was so wrong about that? But now everything that I've built up over the past couple of weeks seems to be crashing down so quickly. And I don't even know if I want to be popular anymore. Well, some of me wants it still, but I don't even know if it's worth it anymore. – whine whine whine bitch bitch bitch OMG
"Oh...well, I've got nothing to do. I'll listen if you want me to." – A little convenient? Don’t you think?
In the end, was being popular really worth changing yourself? – what a jerk ass thing to put at the end of the book. What ever douche wrote that OMG! I can’t even finish the thought!
Popularity doesn't have much to do with looks, but it mostly has to do with confidence. You can be the biggest freak in the world, but if you hold your head high with a smile on your face and a positive attitude, you can still become popular. – yup!
If you took every lesson seriously, you've probably changed your appearance greatly, and you probably even have a new bitchy attitude to match it. You probably also have a lot of new friends. Friends that will love you no matter what. – um or not popular people are in it for power they don’t stick by you!
I thought about it for a moment. As much as I loved to be popular, I did miss the little things like my manicure or wearing lip gloss. – lol OMG! *sigh*
I soon found a salon where I got my hair dyed black with white highlights, my nails done, and I bought a ton of make up. I also bought some hot goth/emo clothes at hot topic and then finally I went home. – hot topic does not have hot goth/emo clothing!
"No, I'm not going to leave you alone! Tom, open this motherfucking door right now!"
"Oh, cut the crap and stop being such a diva!" - lol
"No! And if you don't open up this door now, I'm like going to, like, ruin my manicure and that like totally cost me like 50 bucks." – a $50 manicure? OMG what a waste of money try like $30
"Oh. Well I'm glad to hear that you changed back to your old self because you love me."
"What?" I changed back because I love manicures!" I joked. - lol
"Can we go to the spa this weekend?" We haven't gone in like ages and I could like totally go for a day at the spa." – so gay and not in the good way!
I'm glad that I have my little girl...ahem...boy back! - *wants to slap her for that remark*
I couldn't help but think of the bible story about the Prodigal son...- but they’re atheists!
Do you think that mom and Gordon will give me a lot of attention if I cut off my dreads?"
"Oh my god, no, don't!" I said quickly.
"Why? You're always making fun of my dreads, anyways."
"So? They are you. It would be weird to see you any other way." – how about with cornrows *grins*
"Would you wear the girl's uniform? You have nice legs." – lol I’d love to see that!
"Excuse me," I said, and ran to the bathroom. I reached the toilet just in time before I threw up all of the food that I had just finished eating. But my stomach was still tingling with nerves.
What if no one like me anymore? What if the called me a fag and threw dodge balls at me in gym? I don't know if I'm ready to live through that again. And Tom tells me that he loves me but what if I become unpopular and he starts treating me the way that he used to again? There were so many "what if?" 's. – you didn’t think about this before you changed back? *sigh* so stupid!
I smiled at my reflection and then I started applying my eyeliner, then glitter eyeshadow, mascara, lip gloss, etc. Next I straightened my hair until it was super straight. – glitter? So faggy!
Does he really think that an appearance change is going to make people not like him? I would have been more worried about kissing my fucking twin in front of the school and people hating me? OMG so fucking stupid!
"Can I help you?" I asked, raising an eyebrow. – nice keep the attitude!
Then we entered the cafeteria. My heart started beating really fast when I saw all of my friends in there, eating breakfast. – at school?! Eating breakfast at school?!
I nodded, and then I shyly looked at my feet. I heard a few "oh my god's". There was an uncomfortable silence. I just kept staring at my feet, because I was way to nervous to look any of them on their eyes.
"Somebody...please, just say something." I pleaded nervously. – how about this “stop acting like a fucking pussy!!!”
Oh, to be loved! What more could I ever ask for? – overly corney!
Date: 08/11/09 03:44 pm Title: Lesson 6
So get rid of them. Ignore them. Do whatever it takes. – he doesn’t have anyone like that?!
Tom and I decided to let everyone know about us, so we sat on the from steps of school, where everyone could see us, and made out. – wow that’s very public. It will probably go well but it shouldn’t!
"OH MY GOD. what if they fucked right here?" - lol
"WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE? BILL AND TOM KAULITZ, GET INTO MY OFFICE RIGHT NOW!" - *snorts*
"What were you two thinking? Don't you know that that's incest?"
"We were just bored, Ms. It meant nothing," Tom lied. – um?
"This morning, I found your two sons outside the school, kissing and touching in a very inappropriate matter, especially for twins. I cannot stress enough how serious this is." - *snorts*
"I don't really know or care. They actually didn't seem very freaked out, though. I mean, Gordon seemed more concerned with how much work he was going to miss." - *snorts* ok
"Then what were you two doing this morning?" Some one else asked.
"Oh, that? Haven't you heard? It's a new trend! Make out with your brothers and sisters, all of the cool kids are doing it!" – um?...uh *hangs head* I can’t even fight the ridiculousness of this story anymore.
These boys were disgusting. I mean, they were WHITE! And here they were acting like they were Snoop Dogg's "brothers from another mother." Ew. – lol that’s just stupid!
"Yo, see you later. And Tom, my G, I'll burn you that Samy Deluxe CD, I think you'll like him." – duh!
"It's some slang my new friends taught me. I think it sounds cool."
"It sounds retarded." – bingo!
"You had better not. We're going to let you off this time, but if we hear of you two kissing - or worse - again, then we won't be so kind." Mom said. – um? not the response a good parent would have?!
"Well...it just seems like Zac doesn't like me anymore. I don't know what to do! Whenever I talk to him, he doesn't seem interested in what I have to say. I'm afraid that he doesn't like me anymore."
"But didn't you say that you didn't like him anyways?"
"I don't! But, hey, he's rich and buys me nice stuff. I don't want him to break up with me." – ha ah ha ha ha ha
"Try talking to him. Ask him if he still likes you."
"Ok, thank you!" – stupid! This is so stupid! She is and he is and he is! OMG!
"But we all black...when the lights go out." The gangster replied. – OMG! So stupid!
"But they can be so boring sometimes. I mean, none of them know what an OG is. They don't know what aight means. They don't know anything! If I asked them what krumping was, do you think that anyone would be able to answer me?" - *shakes head* this is so stupid!
"It'll be easy. We used to hate each other, to be honest. But it won't take long. He will miss us and come crawling back soon. Trust me, I'm never wrong." – um ok *nods* ok.
"Bill! Why do I have the feeling that you've been avoiding me?" – wow your Tom is really stupid!
"What does this have to do with them? Oh my god no. Are you seriously saying that you don't like me anymore because I've been hanging out with some "unpopular" kids? That's childish." – ha ha
Tom looked at me. He looked ready to cry. That shocked me, because he's always been the stronger one. - lol
"Are you really going to do that, Bill? Are you really going to ignore your own brother just to become popular? You've changed so much, I hardly even recognize you anymore." – yeah but you used to hate him?!
"Hmm...it's funny, isn't it? How karma is? How we've seemed to have switched roles. Or did you forget already? How you used to be popular, and I was the one who was always ignored by you? How does it feel? How does it feel to know how terrible this is yet to also know that this is exactly the way that you used to treat me? It changes everything, doesn't it?"
That must've hurt. I could see it in his face when he realized that what I said was true. – nicely done.
"Now do you think that it's still wrong?"
"Yes, of cour-"
Without hesitation, I smacked him in the face. – Wow a bitch slap? Is that necessary?
"Were you really unpopular at your old school?" She asked me. – um don’t tell her!
"I know but...I'm starting to think that popularity isn't worth changing myself." – aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh so stupid!
"No...Bill...you might not see it, but you are the most popular guy in this school. You don't realize how much people will do what you say just to impress you. To be honest, I really like Tom...he's a cool person. Everyone agrees with me. The only reason why we ditched him is because YOU told us to." – lol
"What? But when I suggested ditching Tom, you all agreed with me!"
"We just said those things because we knew that that's what you wanted to hear. Bill...you need to decide what it is that you really want. Do you want to push the person you love most away just for something that you already have?" – no she’s too insightful!
Date: 08/11/09 03:28 pm Title: Lesson 5 [Part 2]
I'm talking about the wild and crazy parties where everyone drinks beer and gets wasted. – um this book was published? Really? Um probably not.
Tom slapped me on the arm lightly. When I looked over at him, he rolled his eyes. I smiled and whispered in his ear.
"Don't get jealous! You know I love you, baby!"
I slowly licked his ear. Tom shivered. – in front of everyone? Really? Um ok?!
"I was just telling Tom a secret."
"A secret? I want to know!" Squealed Miaka.
I laughed.
"Sorry, I can't tell you. It was a twin thing." – pretty good cover.
"Oh, yeah!" She giggled, remembering our little make out session. Technically, it wasn't just our secret because Tom knew, too but she didn't have to know that. – but how did he find out?
"OK, so here is how things are going to work. I'm popular. Like, really popular. And you two are not going to embarrass me, got it? If you do, I swear to god you will regret ever being born, OK? Now is that clear?"
They looked scared, but nodded. – but they’re like a year older and like twice his size?!
We were facing each other, and sharing a smiling.
"Ew, you two look like you're going to kiss!" Someone said.
I turned to see Zac and Miaka.
"Actually, it would be so hot to see them kiss!" Miaka said.
I smiled.
"Oh, really? You want to see me kiss my brother?"
She giggled. – um k?!
"I told you it would be easy,"I whispered to Tom. "They want to see us kiss. After tonight, we'll be able to make out at school where ever we want." – um?! k?!!!
"Good, because sometimes at school it's hard for me to keep my hands off of you!" – whoa he went to the dark side way too quickly!
"Does anyone want to dance with me?" I asked loudly.
A lot of girls came running over. I only wanted to dance with one, however, so I chose a preppy blond with big boobs. I know what you're thinking - it sounds like something that Tom would do. – lol
"Yeah, right. If you want me, then just say something!"
She brought her lips to mine and kissed me fiercely. OK...so let me get one thing straight. I do not like this girl. She was hot, but I have Tom. However, I do love kissing people. – slutty bill! a little too slutty and not in the cute way.
"Dude, don' t be jealous because you're not getting any! Go fuck yourself."
And that's how I got kicked out of the Valentines Day dance. – lol that’s kind of awesome. *giggles*
A moment later the limo driver was out of the car and opening the door for us. Tom and I got in to see that Miaka, Julia, Jessi, Alex, and Dylan were in there too. – a limo really for a silly school dance? Ok fine! Whatever.
"You're right. I am hot and popular. That's the problem. All people see in me is the handsome face. It's so hard being beautiful!"
Tom and the rest of the boys were trying not to laugh. But the girls were actually taking me seriously.
"OMG that is so deep!" Julia said. - *snorts*
"Do you want to know what's not fair? Every one of us popular kids is dating someone else in our group except me and Tom."
"Yeah," agreed Tom. "Maybe Bill and I should date each other so we won't feel left out." - *snorts* um no one would fall for this one.
I turned to Tom and pressed my lips against his. He kissed back as planned and , to add to the effect, we started kissing with tongue. I climbed onto his lap , not breaking the kiss. After a few minutes I pulled back so that I could get their reactions.
"That was hot!" Julia said. The other two girls agreed with her. – um no that would not be their reaction.
"So what did you think?" I asked.
"Well...uh...that was kind of hot," admitted Zac. – um no!
"Does this mean that you two are gay?" Alex asked.
"No, I'm bisexual," I said.
"I'm just down for whatever," Tom replied. – lol he would be *snorts*
I love it when things go my way! – you are so new to this popular thing you wouldn’t…ah never mind! Whatever!
Date: 08/11/09 03:09 pm Title: Lesson 5 [Part 1]
Well...Tom wasn't a complete loser, but as for the two G's... (I can't remember their names. I don't remember ugly people). They are both so weird! I swear, Tom couldn't have picked worse people for our band! – when did Bill get to judgmental?
"Are we like ready because I want to get home: there is a new episode of Project Runway tonight and if I miss it someone's going to get bitch slapped." – that is very over the top gay!
"What are we supposed to play?" Tom asked.
"I don't know! Tom , start playing on guitar. And then you two come in when you feel like it. Eventually I'll start singing if I like the beat." - uuuuhhh
An hour later Tom and I were leaving. – they wrote a song in an hour?
'Running through the monsoon. ' – he had a load of producers who helped with that…and when did Tom start fanboying over his brother?
"I mean sorry!"
I still glared at him. He kissed me.
"I'm sorry, I mean it." – wow how did he got so whipped so fast…that took no time for him to be ok with twincest?!
"What the fuck am I supposed to do with all of these?" he asked me.
I shrugged.
"I wonder if we can donate them," Tom suggested.
"To who? The poor?" I asked. – lol that’s funny.
But when I looked over at him I saw that he also had a mini fan club giving him gifts. So annoying, but I guess that we all have to suffer for popularity. – oh yeah that’s real suffering *shakes head*
"I'm telling you, it's the dreads."
"What's wrong with my dreads?" He asked.
"Nothing!" I lied. - lol
Date: 08/11/09 02:28 pm Title: Lesson 4
There were 5 bedrooms, 6 bathrooms, two living rooms, a kitchen, a dining room, a gym, a pool, and a game room. – it’s the dream come true…too much not realisitic.
"Well,I was a regular boring old lawyer but now I'm a celebrity lawyer! And I got paid a lot of money to help Paris Hilton stay out of jail and to help Britney Spears get her kids back." - *vomity noises*
I ended up choosing a room in the back of the house with a view of the large backyard and pool. - nice
After taping a sign to the door that said "Bills Room: KEEP OUT!" – so you have this sign in your left back pocket all the time?
"Well even if there are a lot of hot girls there that doesn't mean that they'll like you! However, about me... I see a lot of girls in my future!"
Mom seemed surprised.
"Bill, honey, you like girls?" – LMFAO ok that’s funny.
"Mom! I told you, I like girls! I'm not the old Bill anymore! Why can't you just accept that your little girl has grown up and become a teenage boy?" – wow way to make yourself look like more of an ass.
"Mom! Why do you want a girl so badly that you treat your son like one?"
"But you never had a problem with it before!"
"Well I do now." – he goes from being super sweet to being a total bitch?
"What did he do?" I asked. – even I understand the basics of baseball. *sigh*
Confidence is Key. – yup!
Good, I could make a late entrance. Don't celebrities do that at parties/award shows? – lol I love the logic here.
I was glad to see that Tom and I had the same schedules. Tom may be an annoying, spoiled brat, but I knew that having an identical twin brother near me at all times will be better for my popularity. People just can't resist two good looking twins! – true
Even if I was the better looking... - lol
"Hey,I'm Bill. And this idiot next to me is Tom." – I’m not sure Tom would stand for being called an idiot but?! Hard to not look like a dick if you fight it.
Tom nodded. "Yeah, what he said - wait! Did you just call me an idiot?" - there we go.
Tom seemed to have already of found a group of wannabe gangsters to hang out with – ha ha nice!
I decided to sit with them. If I wanted to be popular, I had to act like I was something special. – good general plan.
"Well, THAT was an original line! How long did it take you to think that one up? – nice comeback.
"Yes I can! L-O-O-Z-A-R. See? Now who looks stupid?"
"Still you apparently. Do your parents love you?" – that one only barely worked for him.
"Well... he was young when he got the dreads and my parents decided to give them to him. I guess they don't like him very much." – ha ha that’s a good line.
"Um...hello new students! I'd like to say on behalf of the science club - "
"Ew," I interrupted. – that’s such a girl line to say!
I said to Tom,"You're lucky that MY new friends like twins, or else you'd be nothing right now."
He laughed.
"Oh, really? Well, you'll find out soon enough that popularity isn't all glamorous!" – a lot of sweat and blood to stay on top.
"Wat a coincidence! I'm the lead singer of a band." – way to fuck yourself over already!
"And what if I say no?"
"Then you lose your popularity. Remember? The 'twin thing'."
"Oh. Yeah. Dammit." – he didn’t need Bill before?!
I was sitting on the couch, staring at the tv, when a blond boy came up to me.
"What are you watching?" He asked, laughing.
The tv was turned off. – lol very funny.
"Hey, Bill! I've found our band!" - *snorts* ok fine.
"We go to the same school! Everyone there knows you - you're the new popular kid! Can I be your girlfriend?" – um why would she walk up and say that?
"Are you popular?"
"No..."
"Then leave my house and never come back. Bye!"
She left sadly. – lol this is so plastic.
"Why? Obviously you did something to get popular!"
I shrugged.
"Not really...popularity just comes naturally to me," I lied. "It must be my stunning good looks!" – lol he’s too good at this to be new at it!
"Bill, have you see this?" Miaka asked me while I was at my locker. She had in her hands the most recent issue of the schools' student - ran newspaper. On the front cover was a picture of our table at lunch, and an artical about me and Tom, the new popular twins. – um? k?
"Really? So I'm officialy popular?" – officially? Is there an official list of popular kids?
"Probably. But you can definitly find better then him."
"Really?"
"Definitly."
"Like who?"
"Me," I whispered in her ear. – this works but he’s waaaaaaaaaaay too smooth for this to be real.
"What he doesn't know can't hurt him! Me and you are friends, right? We can have a little fun, can't we?" – wow she’s either power hungry or super slutty!
"Where the hell were you first period?" – what there’s only one bath room? lol
"Oh, really? Because I heard differently."
"And what did you hear?"
"I heard that you were making out with Miaka, who by the way has a boyfriend!" – very dangerous.
"But still! You've changed, Bill! That's something that not even I would do!" - lol
"Yeah, and we're brothers. I don't think that even you would go that far." – ha ha
"What?! We're brothers, that's wrong!" - *snorts* so wrong!
"So? What does that have to do with anything? Lips are lips, does it matter whose lips those are? And besides... being brothers, and twins, we have a special bond." - *snorts* is he going to rape Tom? lol
"What the fuck was that?"
"A kiss. And a really good kiss, too." - *snorts*
"Well you should know! And you never answered my question! Did you like it?"
Tom sighed. It took a while for him to answer.
"Yes." - lol
"But what if we did kiss and everyone thought that it was gross and hated us?"
"Well what if we were drunk when it happened?"
"And how are we going to get drunk?"
"Valentines Day. Miaka mentioned something earlier about a party at Zacs' house after the dance. It's perfect." – very interesting way to fuck up their popularity.
"Ok. See you later, cutie!"
I smacked his butt as he left. Well, he pretty much ran out the door... - *snorts*
He kissed me. – um? ok well he folded quickly to Bill’s whims.
I'm popular
You love me
can't get enough of me
i'm hot
i'm cool
i own a really big house
with a pool
yo i get what i want
when i want
cus im a fucking star
you know you love me
dont hide it
im hot, im fierce
and be really jealous that you're not me
so sad you know it
i'm a player not a hater
- not bad but a little bid painful.
Why do I have the feeling that he purposely wrote sucky lyrics just to get me to write them instead? – probably.
Date: 08/11/09 12:38 am Title: Lesson 3
"No, actually... I want a change." – what?
And I want the whole stereotypical blond hair- blue eyes combo – nice!
"Yes, leave. We're moving. Tomorrow, to be exact." – so silly débuting a new look right before you leave. *shakes head* ok fine.
"Hm...and why the sudden change in personality, Bill? You weren't like this last week when you came in here for a mani and pedi."
I rolled my eyes. – he’s changed that much in an hour? I don’t think so.
"As far as I can see, I'm never getting a manicure or pedicure again. And I'm not going to wear make up , either. If I want to be popular, those things have got to go. I can't be looking like more a fag then Freddie Mercury from Queen did." – so quickly we change? No I don’t think so.
I looked cool. – yes that’ll work.
"I can go with you! Do you mind? I get off from work in a few minutes, anyways." – would she really be that forward? Prob not.
Toms' girlfriend looked at me.
"Who are you, sexy?" – would she really talk to him like that in front of her boyfriend? No.
"What the fuck...Bill?" - lol
"Well can I have him instead? He doesn't have those stupid dreads."
"But he's mine!" Mira screeched. - haha
Meow, cat fight! – this is not a necessary line it’s over redundant.
Soon other girls were around me, including Hayley and Jacks' girlfriend, Lucy. – prob not! And you are only half popular. Popular guys have guys who want to be their friends and girl who want to date them.
"You're not gay? She asked, biting her lip.
"No, I'm bisexual." – ok kind of hot
"He stole our girlfriends! Let's kill him!" Jack yelled. – yeah there we go.
All of the girls stopped trying to bitch slap each other and started beating up the boys! – um?!
It was like a scene out of a movie or something. – or something.
This dance was like a test,really. To see what people would think of me with how I look now.
A taste of popularity. – too bad its so over the top it would never ever ever happen.
I wonder how long it'll take them to realize that I like totally changed my appearance in the matter of a few hours.
And my attitude and personality, too.
I'm even starting to act like one of the popular kids. – yeah a few hours?! Um k done you know what I think of that.
"It was time for a change. Personally, I love my new look. I thought that you would , too.... mommy."
I gave her my most innocent look. – ok that’s good
"I thought it was obvious. I want to be popular."
He rolled his eyes.
"Well, you got your wish. But....I have you admit....that...you were kind of...I guess...cool. It's killing me to say it, but I admired the way that you got all of those girls and everything. I know it sounds lame." – um…a little too much confession from Tom considering how much he hated his twin.
"It's OK. I know that I acted super gay before but that's over. Now... I need my beauty sleep."
"OK. Whatever." – hum?!
"Grrrr!" I said loudly. - *sigh* really grr? *eye roll*
Date: 08/11/09 12:18 am Title: Lesson 2
So it seems that Jack was really serious after all. So far, he hasn't said anything like 'it was just a joke fag' or something. – hum?! I’m not sure you should.
"Let's make it a surprise," he'd whispered to me after class. – oh lord.
"I got promoted! And with my new job it's going to be a bit far so we're moving!" – hum? I’m not sure it’s a bad thing new place, new image.
"So when are we leaving?"
"Saturday." – bad, bad writer! Job’s always give you two weeks and usually two weeks for travel.
"It's in the box by the kitchen table." – why is her make up in a box on the kitchen table? Why not in a large space like the living room?
I quickly put on the eyeliner. Then I brushed my long black hair over my eyes and went outside to wait for Jack. He told me to wait outside, by the street, but I don't understand why....- yeah a set up *sigh*
I started crying. – *sigh* Josie much?
I realized that I had had the book with me in my backpack [which I carry with me everywhere]. – *sigh*…over used plot device why would he take a backpack to a dance?
We suggest that you try to start over in a new place where no one knows you. – *sigh* the book doesn’t have to say it he’s already doing it.
[oh yeah, he's rich by the way]. – I don’t like parentheses used like this.
I could show everyone that I'm stronger then they think I am. – why bother?!
I had everything in my head that i was going to do and, luckily, a credit card. – do you have a shower too?
Date: 08/11/09 12:05 am Title: Lesson 1
I carefully applied my eyeliner while looking in my locker mirror. – why would you do it in a locker mirror?!
When I was done with that I put on some foundation, mascara, and clear lip gloss. – once again why the locker mirror?
"Honey, those nails do not match that dress. No one has worn pink and red together since the middle ages. Total fashion emergency. – OMG you made Bill super faggy! *makes a face*
I read option 4.
You are described in one or more of the first three options but you are in denial and you think that your clothes, social habits, and high grades are cool or [for loss of a better word] normal. - lol
Him and his friends all started laughing at me. – is he helping you up?
"Hi Tom! Why'd you ignore me before when I said hi to you?" – and you made him dumb? *sigh*
"And why are you ignoring me now? Meanie! I'm telling mommy when we get home!" – and imagure? OMG the holy trilogy of bad characterizations!
When I got home from school I watched tv. Tom came home about an hour later [he was probably out with friends. Or he had detention...].
He grabbed the tv remote out of my hands and turned it to some stupid show that he likes. – nice!
"Oh...we just played dodgeball in gym class today. It's no big deal. I guess I'm just not that good at dodging."
"No, you're just not good at sports," said Tom. – wow Tom is super cruel.
To be honest, I have no idea why it is that Tom hates me so much. But he does, no matter how nice I am to him. – well you are the holy trinity of crappy characters so yeah I’d hate you if were my sibling too.
Bill,
You're cute! Will you go to the dance with me, sexy?
I thought that maybe it some girl, probably really ugly with big teeth and bushy hair. But it was signed by a dude named Jack. – this feels like a set up!
Seriously...what was going on??? – yeah feels like a set up, friends with Tom and super popular?!
Date: 08/10/09 11:06 pm Title: Introduction
Dude I want this book too!
"You're never going to be popular. It's hopeless." - awh
Date: 05/14/09 08:44 pm Title: Epilogue
Yes please say you're doing a sequel!
Date: 02/12/09 10:48 pm Title: Epilogue
omfg!! this story was sooo freakin funny!! Bill became a little bit of a bitch in it, it was getting on my nerves but then he changed back!! loved it....
Author's Response: aww thank you for the review ;)
Date: 01/08/09 09:44 pm Title: Epilogue
Really liked this story, but don't really care for the ending, I had hoped that Bill would be less of a jerk at the end, but he's getting there. hehe.
..So YES please write a sequel. Which one? I think you should write both actually, or blend them together, cause you might need to make the G's just a little popular if Bill's going to let them be a part of the band ;D
Date: 01/04/09 10:01 am Title: Epilogue
sequel!!!!!!!!
xoxox
Author's Response: ok :)
Date: 01/04/09 09:10 am Title: Lesson 7
awww^^
Good job!!
xoxox
Author's Response: thank you =]
Date: 01/04/09 07:07 am Title: Epilogue
Loved it :D (super late review...holiday without internet *deep sigh* and *glare at parents*)I like it, to make my own How to be popular story :D I guess it will take a very long time though, since I'm writing 2 stories atm and have another ten in my head xD (or more xP) And I would love a sequel :D How will they become famous...and popular for the G's ;) I have no idea what to say else, so, go on writing (counts for me too xP) and surprise me :D *loves surprises when they are good xP*
xx Chi ^^
Author's Response: thank you for the review :) and yeah, write your own version - im curious to see what other people will come up with! and hopefully i can get started on a sequel soon :]
Date: 01/03/09 09:46 pm Title: Lesson 7
This is the cutest story ever!!! I love it!!!
Author's Response: aww thank you :]
Date: 01/02/09 07:12 am Title: Epilogue
ooh you should deffinately write the sequels also the one about gus and geo!!
I'd love to do the challange but I don't really have the time for another story. I have time short for my own! :D
x333
Author's Response: ok, i'll write a sequel :]rnthank you for the review :P
Date: 01/02/09 04:35 am Title: Epilogue
hmm, so a sequel=]
Author's Response: ok, i will =]
Date: 01/01/09 08:13 pm Title: Epilogue
do both sequels.
Author's Response: ok ;)