No, it was something much more sickening and Tom swore that it played like a scarlet blush across his face and would be visible to all who looked upon his countenance.
Everyone would know and his life would be over. – lol he’s soooo over dramatic! lol

“Did the girl you take home last night steamroll you or something?” - lol

“Uh oh,” Georg said. “Did she turn out to have a dick or something?”
“And if so, why didn’t you just send her to me?” Bill asked, flicking bits of cereal from his face. - *snorts*

Georg punched Gustav in the arm and the two squabbled until Bill displayed his newly sharpened claws and sent them packing. – lol very nice Bill

“My whole life is a sham, Bill,” Tom said. “Everything is a lie and that girl last night proved it.”
Bill smiled and scooted closer to his brother. “If you don’t like girls, I’m no one to judge and I-” – ha ha ha!!!!

“Bill… I’m… I’m… badinbed.”
Bill cocked his head to the side. “What?”
“You heard me.”
“No, I really didn’t.” - *snorts*

That’s what you got me all worried and upset for? Do you know what those sort of emotions do to your face? I’m going to have stress lines now just because you can’t get it up! – ha ha ha!!!

“She’d faked it.”
“What? Her ID? Did you fuck some preteen again?” – ha ha ha they are so bad at communicating!!!

“It’s not that,” Tom said, eyes downcast. “I had no idea she’d faked it until she told me. I thought I was rocking her world. She was making all of the right noises, saying all of the right thing, moving her fucking hips in the most amazing ways-” – awh so she faked it well!

“She said I fucked like a virgin and that there was no way I’d ever satisfied a woman before. - *gasp* that’s a terrible thing to say!!!

“My life is over,” Tom said. “I live for pussy, Bill!” – awh so melodramatic!!

“Let’s go to the scene of the crime,” Bill said. “Your room.” - lol

“It’s all really just a slap in the face,” Tom said. “I’m never going to have sex again.” – awh poor Tom’s ego!

Bill had been harboring one or two secret and taboo fantasies about his brother ever since they were thirteen, and though he knew they’d never be fulfilled, at least they’d been amazing wank material. – uh oh! It’s going to go down hill from here isn’t it?

Bill smirked at the thought. He didn’t know why, but in his fantasies it always had to be in Gustav’s bunk when his brother violated him. - *snorts*

Keep trucking and fucking? - *snorts*

“No way! I have integrity, Bill, integrity. I want honest fucks or no fucks at all,” Tom said, his jaw set. – wow determined are we!

“I’m sorry I did it on your bed, it’s just-”
“Who gives a fuck about that! You let Bushido fuck you? In his recording studio?” Tom asked, gaping.
“No, I let Kay-1 fuck me in Bushido’s recording studio,” Bill clarified. “I let Bushido fuck me on the hood of his car.” - *cracks up* OMG omg omg!!!!*flutter claps* ah ha ha ha ha!

“You may look disturbingly hot- um, like a girl sometimes, but you have totally different plumbing,” Tom said, not buying Bill’s idea. – ha ha someone else is harboring naughty twincest feelings too!

“Not necessarily,” Bill said. “The prostate and g-spot are pretty similar. And isn’t a dick like a big clit?” – technically you are correct.

Bill made a face. “Your dick can’t be that huge, Tomi.”
“Well, I thought I was doing something right when every girl who got on my dick screamed for more,” Tom said, pouting. “I just kept doing what I thought was right.” – awh!

“Well, I can’t come unless someone’s stroking my dick just right. I assume girls are this way, too. You’ve got to touch them, play with their clits a little. Tom, stop blushing. If you have sex, you have to be able to talk about it.” – your right.

“I just don’t like the word clit,” Tom said. “It’s obscene.” - *snorts*

And touch her clit, rub it back and forth. The dual sensation always makes me blow my loud. Just grab her dick as you pound her.” – ha ha ha oops

“So, I should just go out and find a girl to practice on?” Tom asked. Bill nodded, squirming as Tom’s hand stroked higher on his thigh. – uh oh

“But I think I’m too vulnerable now and I really don’t know if she’ll be honest with me. I need someone I can trust not to lie.” – this is like the best worst plot like ever!

“Someone who can’t…” Bill looked up to find Tom’s eyes boring into his own and he gulped. “Like a… a… guy?”
“Yeah. You said the plumbing wasn’t that different,” Tom said. His hand pressed up higher, settling over Bill’s overexcited groin and squeezing. “Know where I could find a guy?” - *snorts* oh no!!! lol *covers face with hands embarrassed that she loves this plot or lack there of*

Years of what Bill had always assumed to be one sided sexual tension crackled between them and before Bill knew what was happening, their mouths crashed together and he found himself on his back. – yea!!!

Maybe Tom was bad in bed, but he sure as hell wasn’t bad at kissing. He knew exactly what to do, where to lick, and how to deepen a kiss without it becoming sloppy. – nice that’s a skill to have!

Bill couldn’t stop himself from grinding his hard dick up into Tom’s, moaning desperately as he did. – oh my!

Tom was smooth as all hell when it came to removing clothes, too, it seemed. Bill was naked and writhing in a flash and was lost in ecstasy as his brother’s equally naked body pressed down against him. How could Tom be so good at kissing and foreplay, but suck at the main event? – maybe she was lying? Or maybe Tom was? O_O *giggles*

Tom rubbed their dicks together over and over again until Bill was leaking and ready to burst. He wound his legs around Tom’s and thrust up into Tom’s downward drives, keening sweetly at each touch. Tom’s dick was long, thick and red where it rubbed Bill’s slightly smaller one. Their balls bumped together and they both moaned. – nice!! Very hot!

“Oh god, put it in me,” Bill moaned, clawing at his brother’s back.
“That’s exactly what they all say,” Tom gritted out, still thrusting against Bill.
“But I’m not lying,” Bill said. - *grins*

“Just fucking do me already,” Bill spurted out as Tom worked a third finger inside. “I don’t care how bad it is, just get your dick in me.”
Tom groaned at the words, but complied. He pulled out his fingers and lubed up his dick, hunching over Bill and breathing hotly on his face. “You’re not being very optimistic.” – OMG Tom you got a willing partner don’t fuck up the fucking by nervously chatting him up?!

He wanted to blame it on beginner’s luck, but Tom’s dick hit his prostate with perfect accuracy. Not even Bushido could do that and he’d spent more time in Bill’s ass than he’d spent in the studio. - *cracks up, claps and squeals*

Tom picked up the pace, fucking Bill into the couch so good that Bill forgot his name, his address, and all of the lyrics to their Schrei album. - *cracks up!* AWESOME!

Tom wasn’t thinking about how to best please Bill, he was just doing, and Bill was going to make a mess of his belly in a few seconds without ever being touched. - *calps* good for Tom.

Fuck what those girls said, Tom was a fuck machine. You couldn’t teach the kind of loving Tom was doling out. – nice!

Bill’s world wasn’t just rocked, it was flipped upside down and he tried to catch him breath in between moans and desperate pants. – nice!

Tom smiled back and cuddled down next to Bill. “You think she was just a fluke? Was it really that good? Because it looked so fucking good, Bill.” – awh!

Tom’s chest filled with pride and something softer, sweeter and he stroked the sweaty hair off Bill’s face. So, maybe he was the sex god he’d always thought himself to be, after all. He could go back to fucking hoards of girls with the confidence that he was the best they’d ever have. – yea!!!!

However, as Bill began to drool onto his shoulder, he decided that the girls could wait for as long as Bill wanted him.
Because Bill had been the best he'd ever had, no question about it. And if he was being honest with himself, Bill had always been. – awh it got all sappy at the end.

Somewhere, near the lunch buffet, Gustav Schafer screamed in horror as he found a pair of teeth in his macaroni salad. - *snorts*

Absolutely loved this. My favourite line - 'Bill was being fucked so hard he forgot his name, his address an all the lyrics to their Schrei album'. The ending was also very epic.

LOL, too funny. great plot idea!!

Haha oh man! i love th end ;)

Oh shit...I was just so into this until that last sentence. Shit, that just made me spit out my water into my new laptop!!

But woah, was the lesson hot!!!

hahah hot and funny :)

*thunderous applause*

My God, that last line was hilarious. XD

Oh gosh. *wipes eyes* I really needed this today. There were too many funny parts to list. Bill referring to the girl as "the bottom" really cracked me up though. And then the sex! *swoon* I loved this.

lol omg so sexy